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Art Director in DC. A bevy of tweets about soccer and #DCU with a dash of design.

1,194 Following   864 Followers   11,452 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/20/09


@hydro74 Love this concept. The world needs you to do editorial illustrations. @mattheweide @ariellec Boy, talk about burying the lede. What happened next?
11/30
2020
@ChrisHowdy @JasonDCsoccer Wonderful 1-2 combination here. This website is alright.I bet Tim Howard’s veneers glow in the dark. @brianbillion Ooooof https://t.co/zMYQJmUVzk @Pepsi_taste_it Twelve dollars doesn't buy you a Sweetgreen salad. And I can add some 16+ year old stars w/ gold sharpie.
11/29
2020
Ladies jerseys on sale for....$12??? #dcu https://t.co/iQCK5qWhjS
11/28
2020
@RyanTronovitch @MLSist Giants suck broJoe Willis appreciation tweet. #MLSCupPlayoffs
11/25
2020
https://t.co/UJfvI0tJWK https://t.co/viLLzAvcTj @reefa_k @MLSist Stoichkov's @MLSist I tHiNk iT wAs oNLy a SpRaIn SrRy
11/24
2020
@alexherder lovely @thepugdc @dfntly @atlasvetDC @peregrinedc I can hear you, guys. Not cool.Good grief. https://t.co/p7fpTKsBeZStudies have shown that listening to the sound of Pandas enthusiastically munching on bamboo can temporarily reduce… https://t.co/5F8HR7bb2C
Retweeted by Ben Mahler @ohmgee But with pizza rat vs. pizzaBest obit I've read in a while-- what a guy. And oboist and Washingtonian to boot. https://t.co/puf50qWMdQ
11/23
2020
Goonies reboot #MLSCupPlayoffs
11/22
2020
@mattheweide I figure only 5% of that thread tho. No worries.Everyone knows a Matt. https://t.co/wnJHa2yYb6
11/20
2020
@ScottSandalow I love this idea. I'll make a two-pole and meet you in Chicago.When you're on a client call and someone says "Regulators..." and then pauses. And you blurt out "MOUNT UP." @d34dliftdad * Edit button, please. You muppets. @kylesheldon No clue. Go Badgers.Not even close. https://t.co/CwodwDJ8YP
11/17
2020
@Justin_Hyde He could've just borrowed @MLSist's Rampage ammiright Pablo. https://t.co/84Y6gKvFCa
11/16
2020
@johnwtomac Mediocre? Stop that. @johnwtomac That'd make a fantastic photo composite...🛑Free Shirt Giveaway🛑. I’ll run this to the end of the international break. Kagawa Japan shirt with World Cup badge… https://t.co/1RqPrXf4tw
Retweeted by Ben Mahler @footballdays112 @ThePedronator @TheShirtCollec1 @TheShirtUnion @FootballShirtJo @rob_fletcher_ @ShirtFindshttps://t.co/Wi90nBabpQ @mattheweide @footballdays112 @ThePedronator @TheShirtCollec1 @TheShirtUnion @FootballShirtJo @rob_fletcher_https://t.co/OqCNlWjdX8
11/11
2020
@clairemcnear What is congrats?
11/10
2020
@dcunited https://t.co/mUWeR7DKSwYet only four good enough to play in #MLS. https://t.co/khzzP3STowSentences!!!!!!!
Retweeted by Ben MahlerPinkies out bigly tonight. https://t.co/ibdm3B5ZqT
11/8
2020
Inherited the last bit of 21 from a friend. And finally after a couple years, it’s time. https://t.co/o0uNDqE1Uk @realDonaldTrump u ok
11/7
2020
Biden - 264 Trump - 214 East Capitol St SE - 2400
11/6
2020
I see you @ManumissionTour! https://t.co/f61jyCetp3Stupid sexy Flanders! https://t.co/NiOQvW0WrN
Retweeted by Ben Mahler @benwikler Do anything fun today?
11/5
2020
If you want to see what Trump is willing to do rather than to accept losing anything, look at his hair.
Retweeted by Ben MahlerNyQuil is great. How was last night?Turning this website off and listening to OK Computer all the way through. See you on the other side. @thepugdc @ruckusdeleon Needs to find him at this rate. @thepugdc @ruckusdeleon 👺 https://t.co/0TnZdoUkYJ
11/4
2020
@JasonDCsoccer Work only a HBMSG could pull off. Thank you sir, on behalf of the rest of us unattractive models.
11/3
2020
@erleofmartin Machu Puchute https://t.co/l0FnbSpcdZ @erleofmartin (Colon the punctuation, not the poop shoot.) @erleofmartin It's a period, Robert Melvin Gregory Martin. Not a colon.Voting early rules.2020 is so weird. Even my sports teams are unintelligible. #DCU
11/2
2020
Suck it, Trebek!
10/31
2020
my first piece of personal art in 2 months....why? https://t.co/0P4Ymjj17Z
Retweeted by Ben Mahler
10/30
2020
Bravo https://t.co/8gyW1x990B @NoahMacMillan I knew you before you went viral for drawing a toeless bed tube sock.
10/29
2020
https://t.co/KATDcQT5rJ https://t.co/iFEQhUcTlL
10/28
2020
@thepugdc @NotThatHilary SNACKS FOR PURCHASE https://t.co/15BJGt9rg4FINALLY. https://t.co/CQFIlVyQEN
10/27
2020
@stargonewrong @KikiDoodleTweet Pretty sure that's @andydick
10/26
2020
@scottrainy I wanted to enjoy myself? @scottrainy My bandwagon pick was a good one. Had to find something beyond DCU to follow...yikes.
10/24
2020
Friday afternoon emails that start with "I know it's Friday afternoon..." https://t.co/7m6UVbuxkf @queenvicdc It’s an acquired taste.
10/23
2020
@queenvicdc Ryan needs to take off his shirt more often.And this should be a central piece to @JoeBiden's ad campaign. He's running against smoke and mirrors.Tip of the hat to you, @ScottWalker. This is downright impressive, even given your penchant for incompetence. https://t.co/KHP8krEHKZ
10/22
2020
We are not worthy of such a queen. https://t.co/nVqJzZ6cIi
10/16
2020
The closer we get to the election the more often I pull up @ATCQ We got it from Here...Thank You 4 Your service. @QtipTheAbstract @LizCranwell @gtconway3dg @ddale8 I think we need to look at both sides. The top side of the earth and the bottom side.
10/15
2020
@Joshua_Ariza oh no @JasonDCsoccer https://t.co/ubDFbS19Xt
10/13
2020
I have a finger of Yamazaki 21 left. Nov. 3 it's being consumed. @BillDeBeer Sounds like you just forfeited your next match bro. I'm in to the semis!
10/11
2020
@davejsports @dcunited @ChicagoFire @Barra_Brava @ScreamingEagles @DistrictUltrasX @LaNorteDCU @RayTrifari hogging the camera again @tracieching That was equal parts inspiring and comforting. Here's to human beings!Ahead of #WorldPostDay, we have a very important message from your friendly local mail carrier. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/hUIsqzXJc5
Retweeted by Ben MahlerCoworker this morning on #DCU ending things with Benny: https://t.co/fNIBHn0Acd @guyfromsoccer Season ticket sales are likely tanking due to the economy and the team's performance. This removes t… https://t.co/l4DPXDzkWl
10/9
2020
Ok now the Atlantic Cup is dead https://t.co/ef9UYPsNds
Retweeted by Ben Mahler
10/8
2020
@MLSist Woah and that image is used a LOT. https://t.co/epXxPUHvRI @MLSist And designers use Unsplash all the time. https://t.co/PcZWU0LIX4 @MLSist https://t.co/9jZo9xupqG Looks like it's public domain, that's why people may have used young Bradley in mockups before. @NoahMacMillan I would hope there's a dedicated team engineering these for specific use. "Laser-etched micro-channe… https://t.co/yIupQ7O297 @DavidJHarrisJr @Delta Free market capitalism my friend— feel free to walk mask-free to your destination instead.Today I remembered that my LinkedIn profile photo is from a Tulum. I was drinking @Clase_Azul tequila straight. That's why I look so happy. @NoahMacMillan Maybe their downhill skiing dept. needs work in between world cups and olympics?
10/7
2020
@akmattos @dfntly Yeah Scott. @dfntly The only commercial I've ever seen for retractable awnings was for SunSetter, America's #1 Awning. Hope that helps.We need better TV shows in the U.S. https://t.co/p1gpDOWXSp
Retweeted by Ben Mahler @erleofmartin Gotta get that low angle fearless leader shot bro.
10/6
2020
All that talent and passion will pop up again somehow, and as soon as feasible—in whatever form it takes. That I'm… https://t.co/ZnjRpk09RT(And bonus design-nerd shout out to @kellytowles for making a logo that l loved seeing over and over again)Big thank you's to music champions @willeastman and @brianbillion among everyone else who helped run the club.So many great @uhalldc shows. @londongrammar @StantonWarriors @atrak @thetwelves @VonStroke @GEMS_bandhttps://t.co/TaUICQ2FlqThis popped into my head this AM. My brain is a joy to live with. https://t.co/xXl8R8zhYFMade my night. Maybe quarantine. https://t.co/245CxzQOPT @thepugdc @pieshopdc @bone_dry_cuffs @ruckusdeleon @BrooklandFinest He’s yelling at me too. To be fair I started it.
10/5
2020

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