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If you are about to follow me please consider not doing that #BlackLivesMatter

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Joined Twitter 4/2/12


@stuartfiddle BENNYYYY LOOKIN SO FANCYYYYY!!!!Conservatives: “Minimum wage wasn’t created to be a living wage” FDR (they guy who created minimum wage): “No busi… https://t.co/CtuSW68GEv
1/17
2021
@echo_786 Thanks u too!Idk why i even bothered naming my dog if im just gonna call him whatever assortment of syllables come to mind
1/16
2021
@bootythrower Bro panera is overpriced hospital food 😭 @michaeljordyn I know that’s against the rules @michaeljordyn Cuz that’s not the question 🙄 @XelKthaan I like to think he would still be happy with the free tacos :)
1/15
2021
Lady in front of me ordered $69 (epic) worth of tacos and they made too manyThey just gave me 4 free tacos at Taco Bell which is pretty epic if u ask me @SteveHofstetter @elonmusk Aren’t you the guy who’s only bit is being mildly good at roasting piss drunk hecklers? Lmao cringe
1/14
2021
@userjaymes Exactly @userjaymes It’s gonna burn out your nervous system and probably your hammies/glutes too. You’ll be tired and letha… https://t.co/8pJPmKPktq @dxxnya My bed is actually directly in the center of my room not touching any walls @KylePlantEmoji Isn’t this basically what Lance Armstrong did to win all those bike races? @MrVito04 Ya i met a nice guy at the gas station today :-)I been trying not to overshare so much on twitter but now i just have nothing to tweet about lol @matt__cambria That pants shoes combo if fuegoHard ass fit right here 👀 https://t.co/JAQ01tlS8x https://t.co/7eeTlT05FT
1/13
2021
@iconiclillady I like to think that means cats that take pictures of things they like like yarn and rays of sun on the ground :-)No Instagram’s algorithm is 1000% accurate these are all my top interests https://t.co/qEf64hEqkm https://t.co/CKyN3b7tx2Normalize gaslighting the people who gatekeep the strawman ad hominems
1/11
2021
This is a circumcision jokeImma cut all my mom’s sweater necks and see how she fkin likes it
1/10
2021
@LakeShowYo Did i win?I have never heard a man sound so defeated https://t.co/zU8X0fnCPJ
1/9
2021
@LakeShowYo 69/420/666 @bocxtop “I’m sorry if he feels like I assaulted him” while a video of her assaulting him plays gotta be the most u… https://t.co/ZHcUHzConz
1/8
2021
@GooseIsland @BigTucsonDad You cant spell “Goose Island” without “Russell” it’s literally a match made in heaven @AnnieJoyCrouch Dude same :/Pretty fucked up that it takes like 2 weeks to make a good habit but only like one day to completely ruin it @userjaymes Hell yeah!
1/6
2020
@pebbut You like like @BigTucsonDad and @userjaymes love child and this is the utmost of complimentsDoes anyone know if we need to bring our backpacks tomorrow?I spend a third of my life sleeping and the other two thirds of my life telling people about how much or how little… https://t.co/JGItfdXdT0
12/31
2020
@PatMcAfeeShow Rich Rod was a terrible coach. Great recruiter but terrible coach. He did good things for WVU but co… https://t.co/hzevzrpxR8 @ZmacZane @bocxtop Zane ur the original dudes who are down bad account @Housepet10 Well in the original tweet they asked what the most chaotic scene in reality tv history is and i quote… https://t.co/dV4NjUBpOnPlease watch the whole thing https://t.co/ejL0cMHALU https://t.co/kWLXo0q7ttMe: idc if a mutual unfollows me Me when a mutual actually unfollows me: dude 😢 @KylePlantEmoji Scout troopers are well known for being assholes cuz they are “top of class” soldiers and have gian… https://t.co/ssGXbOWT7g
12/30
2020
@RossEisenhauer That’s him! And thanks it’s huge! https://t.co/BgYmZG2eKQ @iconiclillady :-))Me n my son! https://t.co/z72Kx9jTc6I got the COVID vaccine and now I get horny every time I see a picture of Bill Gates is this normal???
12/29
2020
@TheDanielaNoemi @sarahschauer I remember when i DID convince you that was the reason hahahaha @sarahschauer https://t.co/a5t4PBgWxc
12/28
2020
@OwlFWGKTA Looks like a half double but kinda hard to tell
12/27
2020
@jcook007 It’s a pancake type thing! Really good! @spaceymacy_twt Hootenannies i love that hahahaha @mommabearjogs It’s kinda like a pancake but you bake it in a pan! It’s like 90% butter lmao @mle_catherine Right?? I mean they’re basically just butter but so good
12/26
2020
Damn i just realized how weird it is to say we eat Dutch Babies for Christmas. I promise no children were harmed/ea… https://t.co/LdGqBiEML2 @MrVito04 Damn dude im sorry that’s no fun :(What are y’alls weird Christmas traditions? For me we eat Dutch Babies (shown below) for breakfast, we buy like $20… https://t.co/hN9byZ4nxA @MrBeastYT @alexarnold730 No thanks Mr. Beast I’m fine! Merry Christmas though! 😄🎄 @2dmeteors Thank ya! Merry Christmas to you too!! ❤️ @nxtvxkxng You should listen to My Dick by 3OH!3 nextOh it’s 11:30 on christmas eve? Guess it’s time to start wrapping presents
12/25
2020
effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 @PatMcAfeeShow @Arbys #ArbysIsTerrible 42069
12/23
2020
@stuartfiddle BENNYYYY @matchu_chutrain Ily mat @matchu_chutrain Idk about employment but i will pay you to delete this
12/21
2020
@cassthevirgin Thank u :)My Roth IRA is up 50% this quarter who want me
12/20
2020
@beckylaflor Ok what if that and higher on the tree? :-) @beckylaflor Can i be higher on this plz? @ChrisKennyDE No thanks!maybe the real stimulus check was the friendship we made along the way
Retweeted by walmart brand chris evans @bootythrower King shit @sophie_mhj Mine have all been for ADHD too! That’s crazy
12/19
2020
@PoorlyAgedStuff Hey dude i think this account is funny and you’re doing a good job :)“Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats forever. If he can’t afford a fishing rod he… https://t.co/SbiP4jB1e5 @thecurrnal Ok @thnkgoodthghts Wow 60 lbs?? That’s awesome congrats!!I still believe In Santa I don’t give a fuck
Retweeted by walmart brand chris evans @kelseybuckles Big timeCDPR: has the worst game release possibly ever after 8 years of development Bethesda with Elder Scroll 6: we can do worse just wait @BobDobalina802 @neilgofficial @bfishbfish I hope you screw it up bob :)In the first pic i was drinkin a 12 pack of beer every day and in the second pic i was flexing really hard !! @BayleePliler Indeed !! :) @mollyo666 I’ll do whatever i want thank you :-) @RealChrisCook_ :) @J0br01 Thank you !!! @iconiclillady I know right?? I think it was all the sun i got! @tommymc001 I have tried and failed i dont think it can happen @stuartfiddle Thank youuuu :)Beginning of quarantine vs 9 months of quarantine https://t.co/R7qQmgCjwpDo we all get to sign yearbooks when the pandemic ends? @michaeljordyn Damn i said nick but then i thought about it and schmidt is honestly really sweet and caring
12/18
2020
@theestallion @CashApp I’m good thank you for the offer tho!
12/17
2020
@Fleetwood_Nach Absolute dweeb lol @Fleetwood_Nach Lmaooo i remember this fuckin kid you’re 100% right @stuartfiddle Learn somethin new everyday @stuartfiddle I thought boba was tapioca balls?? @stuartfiddle Is bubble tea and boba the same thing?I miss when getting ratio’d meant you had 5000 comments calling you a dumb bitch on a tweet with 100 likes
12/16
2020
@exoh_sarah Those people are the worstWhy are all the Reels on my insta discover page just a bunch of real estate douchebags calling me a dumb stupid bitch for going to college?
12/15
2020

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