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12/5
2020
Nobody loves the fireplace as much as this boy does. 🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/xa66TtXAXcMajor Wooten is a major badass. https://t.co/JSsydl1LpBVery niche meme tweet for my Bentham fans out there https://t.co/CUIF8jfogB
Retweeted by a merry little Bexmas @zachbraff Mmkay so when do we get matching holiday photos of you and Donald wearing them?If you guys are in the market for an @AnovaCulinary Sous Vide cooker this year, do NOT buy the Pro. The advertised… https://t.co/v2uzr2TOYP @AnovaCulinary If you're going to offer WiFi connectivity on your products, you should probably make sure it works.… https://t.co/UXHf6wLxXPDennis Rodman as Moira Rose, a thread https://t.co/tecLWz6a4S
Retweeted by a merry little Bexmas @RoguePOTUSStaff SHHHH. OANN will hear you and RUN WITH IT. @ReleaseMcCrackn I KNEW IT we are the same person sometimes 😂
12/4
2020
@ReleaseMcCrackn Did you secretly love it? I'd be smug AF.ALL OF THIS https://t.co/LV83WJYdrVAbby deserved better. Jane and her painting deserved better. John and Riley were fantastic.Excuse the hell out of #HappiestSeason. I did not ask for all of these emotions tonight.
12/3
2020
Meemaw Ivey is gonna make y'all pick your own switch from the back yard if y'all don't listen to her. https://t.co/qrRZyUyxSh @gretchenalice OhHHHH, Wild Cherry was my JAM.Being good at things is not the point of doing them. https://t.co/82L0tzcuEm
Retweeted by a merry little Bexmas @ReleaseMcCrackn @ReadsGaranteed I'm not even high. I'm just hungry. @ReadsGaranteed @ReleaseMcCrackn If it was mixed with eggs, would it be a spramble scramble?
12/2
2020
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Retweeted by a merry little Bexmasno one: me: do you want ur present now
Retweeted by a merry little BexmasWhat I look like vs. what I'd like to look like (better vision leads to better eye makeup). 😁 https://t.co/P3mTPHMHH8
12/1
2020
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Retweeted by a merry little Bexmashttps://t.co/kfpkh2bB8chttps://t.co/Idks8vsYRmI'm not "film Twitter" but https://t.co/akgL4gtxaO https://t.co/tQBESsWCOe❄️❄️ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! OK, maybe not a LOT, but it's something 😄 What's it look like at… https://t.co/kNCOUN6qAY
Retweeted by a merry little Bexmas70 degrees 3 days ago, snowflakes today. Oh, Alabama. @Shann_Shortcake Aw, sorry you're having a tough time, friend! ❤️ Sending love and cat snuggles! https://t.co/BNtHkjlhQvthere’s an abandoned McDonald’s in Alaska and it’s beautiful https://t.co/tr7ey741Cg
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11/30
2020
Definitely a GTFO https://t.co/Vc1kGMtd8r @fishstandsup Did you see that ludicrous display last night? @MESalisbury Loved these little guys. https://t.co/zRmrgkUMiG @ReadsGaranteed oh man, RIGHT in the feels.
11/29
2020
@lele_calhoun For fifty bucks and a case of beer!“look who decided to come out of their room!” https://t.co/IKaej1cdTr
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11/28
2020
@HfxGinger https://t.co/dMlXERByJbI was today years old when I learned that sea urchins naturally use shells as hats to make them feel safer and camo… https://t.co/DLyeFmwL5w
Retweeted by a merry little BexmasThis rare phenomenon is called "Baikal Zen", where rocks lying on the surface of frozen lakes are heated by sunligh… https://t.co/rh8E44cSo6
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11/27
2020
Story of my life: https://t.co/YUxjriZf4R
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11/26
2020
Saban catching COVID before the Iron Bowl is the most devastating news to hit Alabama since the Go To Church or the… https://t.co/IjnElhHu0A
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11/25
2020
if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and th… https://t.co/fRqVkyNHhz
Retweeted by a merry little Bexmas @ReadsGaranteed JINGLE JUICE 🎄 @Alairthephoenix I'm so sorry you had that experience too. It's so infuriating. @HfxGinger s a m e
11/23
2020
A walk-in clinic doctor told me this when I had the flu once. THE FLU. https://t.co/nkc9VJb9SH @ReadsGaranteed ✨ I don't ✨ #justenneagram9things
11/22
2020
@TeamUfYH .SAME @kimmie_muller @DevonESawa @Eminem Hahaha honestly I've always just assumed that was the origin, because what are t… https://t.co/QuYFDxxV6T @Shann_Shortcake And those bitches always go in the middle of the night. It's never at a reasonable hour.That morning car lighting can be your best friend or your worst enemy depending on how lax you've gotten on your pe… https://t.co/Waenx2HfZB @DevonESawa @Eminem I always wonder if these kids using the phrase WE STAN even KNOW the reference. @kissssssta @DevonESawa @Eminem Don't forget your morning ibuprofen for your back. I've got extra in my purse if you need it.20 years ago today. Thanks @Eminem Truly yours, your biggest fan, This is STAN. https://t.co/q6Xwzsh1YK
Retweeted by a merry little Bexmas @rebelmusicteach @lceCreamSocial Re-watching it for the first time after losing my dad was... intense. @lceCreamSocial https://t.co/MHnRcOLry0Oh, Devon. We all knew you were a good egg. https://t.co/dOqVLesAoAhttps://t.co/jrLtYvq1BRJamming to Ja Rule with my BFF on the way to get Mexican food while everyone else is at the lame football game. ta… https://t.co/8L9Mp8pgmV @Shann_Shortcake You just can't keep an independent woman tied down! 😂 @Shann_Shortcake 🤣
11/21
2020
@HfxGinger I love the internet. The blogger universe (and prior to that, the LiveJournal universe) was the SHIT. I loved it.Dolly Parton studying vaccines so she can save us all https://t.co/XpsWIFRmOV
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11/20
2020
"How could this happen?" you may ask. We both cleaned up after dinner and in the MAYBE 10 seconds we had both looke… https://t.co/34QvT8BcHKRIP to the remaining half of this incredible filet that @jrmyaln cooked for me last night. My annoyingly smart assh… https://t.co/AkGauIrsAEFrom Netflix’s fleet .. in case anyone wanted a new background😉 https://t.co/7SMDpOAIAi
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11/19
2020
@wendywimmer https://t.co/fCFXDKEqKlWednesday Show just went live! I genuinely hate having to talk about this, but it's really important we talk about… https://t.co/ULvM2Gn1ts
Retweeted by a merry little BexmasRolling Stone, much like many of us, has completely run out of fucks. https://t.co/hpJE5iEus7 @rainbowrowell F I O N A @fishstandsup 🎶 Madness takes its toll 🎶that feeling when you order something online & you see it ship via FedEx Smartpost so you just have to force yourse… https://t.co/YynQrkYTSt @HfxGinger @themikestand Y'all are the cutest. @kittyBBQ An enormous (10' x 10') blanket. Pricy but WORTH IT because husband and I are both blanket hogs and neede… https://t.co/Au4yYLD9K0
11/18
2020
Fox News and Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.
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11/17
2020
@PhillyD Schitt's Creek Scrubs Bob's Burgers @JeskuhBS SAME. I also occasionally lightswitch rave when turning lights off. [THE CHEAT IS GROUNDED.] @ReverendGuimo Hope everything goes okay! Crossing fingers for you.🤦🏻‍♀️sigh. https://t.co/H160wj8UZj @mattvunger @hankgreen This happened to me once when I worked for a popular book store chain. Someone asked if he c… https://t.co/Fg7Zqwa4HD*gazes existentially out the window* 🐶 H E L P 🐶 https://t.co/mRKOBZOEXoHELLMO https://t.co/xjHpDIwtvU
11/16
2020
Gotta love it when your brain JOLTS you awake at 3am just to make you incredibly sleepy again at 7:30am. Oh well. At least it's Sunday.This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time. https://t.co/Fxpv8c9JpP
Retweeted by a merry little Bexmas @BeeZeeArt Exactly. I would say that card companies do their due diligence by calling to verify the transaction in… https://t.co/PGUakzPb4z @BeeZeeArt Coming from someone who used to have to call customers and collect chargeback fees PLUS the cost of merc… https://t.co/cokd6k3wf0 @fishstandsup nah @ReverendGuimo I miss LiveJournal so freaking much.
11/15
2020
AMERICA. WAKE UP. NOW!!!! With COVID, we know what works. Wear masks. Social distance. Wash hands. A vaccine is com… https://t.co/1oUdOA0y85
Retweeted by a merry little BexmasThis Maori baby learning the Haka Dance is everything i want to see from the internet 💪🤗 https://t.co/dqe8LbEyAm
Retweeted by a merry little BexmasThe cart at Target roll so smooth you don't even realize it's full of stuff you don't need.
Retweeted by a merry little BexmasJust tried on an old pair of pants, and I refuse to accept the results. Widespread fraud.
Retweeted by a merry little BexmasHi friends! I have an extra @RawBeautyKristi X @ColourPopCo palette and both glosses coming my way and wanted to do… https://t.co/itM9RlZJOj
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Retweeted by a merry little Bexmasget your shit together, Alabama. https://t.co/eya6DlUYt3Not ME watching the #SchittsCreek finale for the third time and crying like a BEBE. https://t.co/D6JCqEJ302
11/14
2020

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