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illustrator + animator. bg painter on fairfax @ titmouse. prev - the mighty ones (dwtv), buzzfeed + spongebob. he/him. probably hungry.

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Joined Twitter 2/8/09


@adamjmoussa ...thank you for the heads up I *will* be taking this class thanks! @coleman_engle a crumb of toemanifesting my silver lake athleisure dad destiny https://t.co/S1JMbSB7KJ @jackfromtheweb I'm calling @NathyPeluso on you @tombellino opulence!!! @TheGregoryE NO I want MORE @SecPompeo have fun not being in office after tomorrow! bye ugly!brb counting down to the end of this administration by blasting a playlist that just has Whitney's National Anthem… https://t.co/O1j3IpioT5please mother nature DELIVERI audibly gasped and squealed https://t.co/Ns0yYEjBvmDescribe your art career in one gif challenge https://t.co/2V7fHgnAIg https://t.co/JHVUUSQkUS
1/19
2021
@ICEgov https://t.co/xPsHHxDpCE @mollfrylock incentivizing working on a passion project through self-flagellation and external pressure??? big cap energy @cardurr I feel like...once it is something remotely pitch-worthy...I think you will love it (I hope)someone bully me to pitch something by the end of 2021vague tweet but I'm working on a new idea for something that is very fun and very gay and I hope it sees the light of day at some pointthe emcees of the inaugural ball: https://t.co/mMsgZ0XQ5Tthe inaugural ball entertainment: https://t.co/aPogXPqDKsalternately altertnately: https://t.co/lgTz4rBGDjalternately: https://t.co/MsRBcUejsDhttps://t.co/XfMh9jDiY2 https://t.co/4e6LxELYymtoday I woke up and chose banana bread https://t.co/DcJqMCkuUPsomeone please give these babies a homeY’ALL https://t.co/302DOymSRby’all https://t.co/rKPbY7NtSr @jonnymangs thank youSerotonin boost https://t.co/zRZewNoaZO
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1/18
2021
@kartermycroft see, I got tested last during the week between Christmas and NYE (by that point no one would have go… https://t.co/mxR5836DQN9:45 AM drive up appt at The Forum, truly only 4 other cars were there for a MASSIVE testing siteI can’t tell whether the fact that I didn’t have to wait in *any* line this morning for my COVID test is a good thi… https://t.co/dBpYT2h1vEi was feeling sad and lonely tonight and then i took an edible and remembered that Easy A is on Netflix and i’m still lonely but less sad 🥲 @RyannGraham need you to get into Legally Blonde: the Musical now @RyannGraham omfg Ryannthis is my preemptive cover of what I imagine it will sound like https://t.co/F9xpngAutF
Retweeted by Ben Haist, now with Post-Holiday Depression!
1/17
2021
I would lay down my life for every single queen on Drag Race UK s2Tamisha Imanok fuck it selling it https://t.co/mMF4lcj7mjto the steadily increasing amount of people in my neighborhood out and about without masks (or doing the absolute l… https://t.co/ff2icjkf48
1/16
2021
@punchlinecopy oop! @mrsamherbst 😡 but also 🥰 @mrsamherbst * n a t u r e i s h e a l i n g * @coleman_engle alexa play soft pink light by muna @trixiedang my parents brought it home from Paris for my brother at age 9 or so and it still fits me!oh no the crop algorithmoh well, at least I feel cute today https://t.co/8ehb6XEj65funny how 88 degree weather in LA in January isn’t magically curing my seasonal depression 🥰🥰🥰 @MiaResella Yep 🥰❤️ @dfdunham need the fit https://t.co/bMu67KZIh4"I just started listening to Tame Impala have you heard of them?????"big "listen to my podcast I host with my friend from my UCB 101 class" energy https://t.co/7dQpRpPZhK https://t.co/pdW7Mf0Nrl🧆🤗 made falafel 🤗🧆 https://t.co/AwRh85IEPshttps://t.co/VTaAREV4Qp
1/15
2021
https://t.co/NsV0XjJKuV(I know someone tweeted this video last year as a joke on when things would be “back to normal” and here we are 🥴)the LA County Department of Public Health’s estimate of when I’m gonna get the vax in my arm https://t.co/yBcjL0YVAY
1/14
2021
@awmccall lmfaoooooooo I played my HitClip of Britney's "Stronger" so much that I broke it @mrvn8r omfg whatImpeached twice and ugly. Lol
Retweeted by Ben Haist, now with Post-Holiday Depression!I have never done any hard drugs in my life but I imagine the sensation of putting on Burt’s Bees right before putt… https://t.co/77FfCaHt4z @carlaclutzy omg pls share @littleChivvis a primer, a core text, if you will! https://t.co/H1O6QHPzME#IStandWithOliviano one: me distracting myself from the combination pandemic/sociopolitical collapse by diving headfirst into the e… https://t.co/ASbRqRvPFj @adamjmoussa thanks, I hate it!Just watch this whole thing from @AOC. https://t.co/mqRRH5d5C8
Retweeted by Ben Haist, now with Post-Holiday Depression!yes I *did* ask for the handsome squidward treatment https://t.co/hov2SoOEbI @aniejeong my new espresso habit + the espresso cup i want in my dreams 🥲 @sweetestsara I cried at the end of Greasei'm so tired https://t.co/V57JyHaCZ8 @rahkothari me eating popeyes like i'm still 22 @heathernewkirk it exists irl! https://t.co/QxvNv5qGqg @PaintWithNick enjoy the surprise boy band song on there!!!winter 2021 playlist drop here https://t.co/wfkvWCRhSLfloating towards nowhere 🌫️🌫️🌫️ https://t.co/3EREXY6fWl
1/13
2021
@Neil_McNeil hwat @Tiki_Machine @superbonart @greychen_ the gem of northern Glendale @Tiki_Machine @superbonart @greychen_ omg I miss Little Groundshey #PortfolioDay! Ben here! I do BG paint, color design, character/prop design, editorial illustration, comics, a… https://t.co/2TAuReuCqx
1/12
2021
@amonns dam aha rly makes u thinkOur new President https://t.co/hF0NQzZ8nY
Retweeted by Ben Haist, now with Post-Holiday Depression! @samiarmiger BIG BOYnone of you told me there is a professionally recorded version of Ariana singing Still Hurting https://t.co/9jtvZk2pgcif I ever go on Drag Race I’m doing Michael Barbaro for Snatch Game @loneamorphous YES BABE @B_Ri when things calm down a bit I’m bringing Stevie over @B_Ri I don’t @B_Ri I hate u lmao @B_Ri wait holy shit is that ENTIRE YARD yours??????LA County is discontinuing use of the @Curative #COVID19 test following an FDA alert about the risk of false negatives. @KNX1070
Retweeted by Ben Haist, now with Post-Holiday Depression!Nothing feels better than these ~50 seconds of “Get Me Bodied” https://t.co/GH7U5LSu18
Retweeted by Ben Haist, now with Post-Holiday Depression!
1/11
2021
@jeffmasters1 who is sheI think if we all ate more BLTAs the world would be a far better place https://t.co/7EVSViSYTg @lizzhickey it is so good, every time I watch it I find something fun and new @BrandonHoang_ STOP @marygruben he lost 20k followers and 12k off of his...following listisn’t that exhaustingwhy are you following enough people that losing the capacity of a mid-sized basketball arena in a “purge” means you… https://t.co/i6bvHW434edoes We Go Together make anyone else cry when they watch Grease bc that’s where I’m at mentally right now @sassyblackdiva would a depressed person make THIS @ArtDecider thank you chef 🥲
1/10
2021

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