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i have no boys but i must crack open a cold one 😔🍺 icon by @cptmoonstone !

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simple and clean boys, simple and clean https://t.co/DozFTBT9oh
Retweeted by big chalupa @cosmic_dia it was a pussy out kind of lookYou’re beautiful, you’re lovely, I’m gonna bless you with eternal life, I’m giving you $200 https://t.co/C66uziEP8F
Retweeted by big chalupaHate when people sa Dave is gay 🙄 like he said so himself he’s not gay, ugh I hate shippers they ruin the fandom 😪😪😪 https://t.co/5XkG0X7kRH
Retweeted by big chalupaPokemon Black & White for DS was released on this day in Japan, 9 years ago (2010) https://t.co/zzoRzYpDD6
Retweeted by big chalupa @hamesatron you did AMAZING this is legitimately one of the best daves ive seen... thank you so much for this giftHey! Check out this album cover i created for @iodbcOfficial 's newest album! You love it, right? https://t.co/QNMEK9QT8r
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Retweeted by big chalupadave and karkat have always been my favorite homestuck characters im so glad to see them getting that good fucking juice latelythank you james roach for giving us the dave we not only wanted but we fully and truly deservedclaude fr https://t.co/hEJJ3OhhNV
Retweeted by big chalupaWHO DID THIS https://t.co/04Y1Vzk0Vv
Retweeted by big chalupaHank Hill (King of the Hill) summoned Gaiaeon! https://t.co/4FeKtBTd6x
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9/19
2019
#homestuck #fantrolls #fantroll #imsad https://t.co/aAnh35NQCl @bigchaslappa I can't get enough of this funky pal
Retweeted by big chalupalove him https://t.co/kt5dy8d536gonk is my favorite emoji i have弓なりの眉毛がかわいいと思ってる https://t.co/ZGqh7DBh1M
Retweeted by big chalupavery sad todaysad that i cant afford pesterquest rn but i rly would love to own it (pensivecrying emoji)
9/18
2019
I don't know what I'm doing wrongor how to fix it. I just don't know anymore
9/17
2019
@spruiko 🤩🤩🤩🤩For the final day of Wake Ups 2nd birthday, take this update! In which Kronot finds himself amongst old friends https://t.co/5mo1qWVsty
Retweeted by big chalupaAlso a collection of the banners I created for this years birthday bash! Check it out... They had a slumber party! https://t.co/fc0NBj44Lq
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9/15
2019
@MyHandsAreBlank @Ficklette DONT be mean to him or your banned from my minecraft serverSneak attack! (Wait for the wiggle) https://t.co/gyYxjQBA5R
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Retweeted by big chalupa @dismurrit THANK YOU I AM SO GLAD IM FUNNY...................... the local clown.o.k https://t.co/W2Ky7be025 eyem b.o.utta head .o.ut @olschustuck HWEHHWEHHWLKWEGL @dismurrit 🤩(you dont have to i know we havent really interacted a lot!)olschu likes calderWhich fire emblem house did you join? https://t.co/AkO5bDBIg1
Retweeted by big chalupa @lehcarrose TBH........ my first playthrough was blue lions because i knew... i wasnt going to do anything with lan… https://t.co/ctAhN48nSA @lehcarrose dedue teaches flayn how to cook and i was just (tears up)...... i never got super into sylvain and flay… https://t.co/Bmb8rkh2RLHIT OR MISS, I GUESS I NEVER MISS HUH?blaiek simnos at his peak https://t.co/EC9B84hHgLI simply don't believe in having a health care system where insurance and pharmaceutical corporations make billions… https://t.co/zY2yepTnPc
Retweeted by big chalupa @lehcarrose i did that but with dedue but then they somehow ended up getting married and i was like : ( but this isnt what i wantedGlad to go home @Ficklette showed me this and we're in agreement that its just @bigchaslappa https://t.co/yKrkiAqho6
Retweeted by big chalupa @MyHandsAreBlank @Ficklette i am literally so honored this is the happiest ive ever been꿀어라 이게너와나의눈놉이다 https://t.co/Ths0hSOagr
Retweeted by big chalupaanyone is allowed to block anyone they want for any reason
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9/14
2019
when the dude that you hate says sumn funny https://t.co/3mz9xkVHyh
Retweeted by big chalupahttps://t.co/wDxkuaOHtNHATE THIS https://t.co/9ZiDjlEjufdid you know oprah once came to my hometown and like we literally havent let it go there are still signs upanyways im (creates cartoon that takes place in the city i grew up in and gets famous)this is no joke she gets +4 to dexterity and im honestly terrifiedhilda in normal mode: cant hit for shit in the initial skirmish hilda in maddening mode: CAN hit for shit@ lrt ozeath and silver but instead of a pap its like a ball check or something they smack eachothers crotches as hard as they can*paps my moirail* vibe check
Retweeted by big chalupa @0verandover101 fun fact! if you go horizontally you hit the border of the edge of the world- unless youre on the j… https://t.co/XnjS2MCHll @dismurrit thank you austin @KaseyTheGolden you can do it!!! @gamblignant8 these catgirl memes are literally sending mecultural impact: █    █  █  █… https://t.co/7l9I6L2f4G
Retweeted by big chalupahaving jojo ppl @ school is a game of chance bc theyre either a dudebro or actually funny but today in math this on… https://t.co/fZxkkp3wRJ
Retweeted by big chalupagoogle how to stay awake for more than 2 hours at a time @mynameisjt too toasty...
9/13
2019
i want you to know that when i do laundry i get really sweatyClearing out papers from my desk and found an autobio comic https://t.co/IP1brxZpHI
Retweeted by big chalupaMore Fire Emblem because it's actually the most fun I've had with a game in a very long time. https://t.co/7C4kJ9Jrwj
Retweeted by big chalupa @mynameisjt procreate is cheap and REALly good!| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| kinda fucked up that mcdonald's doesn't have a sad meal |________|          \ (•◡•)… https://t.co/960q6MjWMM
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9/12
2019
GOOD NEWS https://t.co/wlwqzsR8HC
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Retweeted by big chalupa“loungewear dlc” my ass THIS is loungewear https://t.co/3cUDIGbBg7
Retweeted by big chalupaTHIS SCENE STILL STICKS WITH ME I TRY AND EXPLAIN THE "actors.." JOKE BUT ALMOST NOBODY REMEMBERS THE EPISODE https://t.co/dhFLMgKw6W
Retweeted by big chalupaspyro is driving me fucking crazy : DDDDDDDSTOP PITTING MY FRIENDS AGAINST EACH OTHER DAVE IS *COOL* KARKAT IS *A GOOD LEADER* TEREZI IS *SMART* VRISKA IS… https://t.co/xmk9F6K8x5
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Retweeted by big chalupa @gamblignant8 my favorite tavros interaction is the one where dave schools him so hard he literally has to block dave @MyHandsAreBlank HA @ShinShatter hes PROUD to be an americanme: wow 6 notifications i wonder what they are everyone in my notifications: frantically liking and retweeting a do… https://t.co/t1ggKkzvTS
9/11
2019
@MyHandsAreBlank just stop!we all know dmc2 is arguably the weakest dmc game but also dante is styling as hell in it so can i really be judgedIn DMC2, Dante sports a tighter, sleeker jacket, and a more calculated style! Coming to #NintendoSwitch Sep 19th. https://t.co/uO6PhyPhxI
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Retweeted by big chalupa“Difficulties strengthen the mind as labour does the body.” Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher (4BC-66AD.) https://t.co/7tnxzWbX48
Retweeted by big chalupa"Everything is a joke to me, I'm Joker" -The Joker
Retweeted by big chalupaThough I know I should be wary, still I venture someplace scary. Ghostly hauntings I turn loose! Beetlejuice, Beetl… https://t.co/VLzjakXx5O
Retweeted by big chalupain hell they just make you hang out with yourself from four years earlier
Retweeted by big chalupaLong distance relationships are so hard, but seeing the look on her face when I take a surprise flight makes it all… https://t.co/QrlV3UrjyE
Retweeted by big chalupaMore 👏old 👏 art https://t.co/TVHn4We4yx
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9/10
2019
cultural impact: █    █  █  █… https://t.co/KMdR6Ro6Ib
Retweeted by big chalupa @GrandHighblunt consider weed smoking skeleton decorations @GrandHighblunt clowns and aliens everywhere @olschustuck (husske voice) i smell like beef
9/9
2019
dumbass vs smart mouth https://t.co/sRppqCYfWp
Retweeted by big chalupa @Ficklette theyre fucking hiding dont be rude......... @ayshaufarah detective comrade, motherfuckerif you retweeted the wake up bday post love you i fucking love youi think its very sexy of me to have all of my favorite animal crossing villagers be snooty or cranky types @sk8rdad69 chief.... my son... my friend https://t.co/HDLi2BVszR @cosmic_dia @Kohilaice i used to!! i went to SCAD for college so like planet fun was my official hangout spot 90% of the time. i miss iti miss planet fun so much i bought so much pokemon merch there (sobs quietly) @cosmic_dia @Kohilaice bro that store is so good........ i love it so much its my peak aesthetic in there (sniffs t… https://t.co/yGzHZbQQ9g
9/8
2019

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