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@iowahawkblog The needle-drop inspirational music reads more "high school nerd who gets the winning touchdown" than glam rock iconFascist scumbags @MinneapolisPD trying to help the Führer by stopping Black people from voting. They're an absolute… https://t.co/vtbENH54rjIn addition to the podcast, @BillCorbett and I are throwing up posts on our Patreon for subscribers, join us! Toni… https://t.co/3fDsSlxBAx
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @ArielDumas @citypages @sarah_gioia @Swampmo It’s terrible news! (Also I had no idea you were a twin cities theater kid) @MarthaKelly3 me too! @jacknicklaus SHUT UP AND GOLFIt’s “one person, one vote,” not “you only get to vote if we can’t stop you.” This isn’t football. There aren’t sup… https://t.co/sN2VPLeaEl
Retweeted by Bill CorbettI haven’t seen a single *real* argument why ballots postmarked on time then slowed by post office sabotage shouldn’… https://t.co/NNx9WgiIWp
Retweeted by Bill Corbettp.s. BE PEACEFUL OR ELSE, peasants. Violence is ALWAYS WRONG.If Democrats keep avoiding the discomfort of NAMING the cops, what we’re left with is that people are being murdere… https://t.co/RQ3oCgKL2rWhere are the “violence is always ALWAYS wrong” politicians now to name who’s doing the violence? Let me help yo… https://t.co/vaB1PxnTRH @bnacker @joshgondelman does any sort of non-fictional crime happen to or get perpetrated by the squash?The real looting in America is the Walton family becoming $53 billion richer during a pandemic, while cutting the p… https://t.co/TzVWkncQYD
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @joshgondelman @bnacker 🤞...?
10/29
2020
If you haven't mailed in your ballot yet — DON'T. Take it in. You don't want to be one of the people whose ballot i… https://t.co/KMaa1LsQEG
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @babyboymonaghan I love HamletBill Barr hasn’t been seen in a while, I don’t suppose we’re lucky enough that he uhhhh will never play the bagpipes again?Heroically and bravely revealing that I was the person who, while working a job in which I helped Donald Trump do a… https://t.co/DtqzmutGq1
Retweeted by Bill Corbetthurm https://t.co/y3lp3RmOJo @KenJennings if only our Constitution would allow PRESIDENT RICKY GERVAIS https://t.co/IwrHZfLCVW @LewisForMN @MinnesotaDFL go lick Trump's balls some more, weirdo @homerboo are Black people not voters? I'd heard they were the Democratic base. it's a big fuck-you to them to answ… https://t.co/KldUWiV6xt @Jarrod_Tittle hm, I don't agree with your glib premises. look at the actual question he responded to. no further discussion. @Jarrod_Tittle message from who? @KenJennings cackling: the best kind of laugher to say "I'm a good person with excellent ideas" @johnlevenstein what a showman! @whyangelinawhy [with 100% of the sarcasm humanly possible before turning a person physically inside-out] oh a WARNING thank youhahahaha the big reveal https://t.co/Ne9jwm3Zzh @TheAwesomeMan then go do them instead of posting at mewe've entered the "I'm not mad I'm actually laughing" phase of this racist troll's plunge into the toilet https://t.co/VKDyFw1HTh @Slicknickshady yep, racist. you pathetic sack of shit.Lol at this tool! Racist? Haha. https://t.co/rWnrkhvMHx
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @Slicknickshady fuck off you racist piece of shit. you're following me, you inserted yourself into this, scurry you… https://t.co/oJh5xgGwFnThis guy Truly wants Trump to win! https://t.co/2nsbuOKSk0
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @earational @Slicknickshady that's the message, yep! @Bruce33Matthew I wasn't at your group meeting, sorry @Slicknickshady especially not TWICE @Slicknickshady say it all you want but not to me @DaveMinar I was joking, you dummythat famous decency and compassion https://t.co/pNCMoynIR1If you borrow $100 the banks will NEVER let you free. Borrow $100,000,000 and they get real accommodating. https://t.co/wx0xR63qmt
Retweeted by Bill Corbett'heard about of,' yes, it's common phrase why do you askMy guess: someone very few people have heard about of. Also: you’re a bit late, fuck off coward. https://t.co/xm3gG8yP2Y @MaxRose4NY “I fought for the rights of all Americans to peacefully protest” No you fucking did not. Don’t delude yourself.My #MAGA dad in Omaha last night. (he’s still there) https://t.co/UKEec3TCGq @BillCorbett GOP always waxes poetic on tradition. Their purposeful mishandling of this pandemic has stolen so many… https://t.co/2bzXrSi30h
Retweeted by Bill Corbettfrom Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl, one of the star writers and editors at @citypages for years -- https://t.co/WmyFS0Xu7aAside from a nostalgia-addled "I'm old and don't like change" angle, it sucks because at their best the alt weeklie… https://t.co/7K6adJIoizThat's the end of alt weeklies in the Twin Cities. When I first came here in the 90s there were 2 thriving ones,… https://t.co/ZLhTWcC5lGOh man, this is awful news for the Twin Cities. https://t.co/rILWKRPnHjThe Book of Revelation forgot to include this sign https://t.co/wxVHwI7kstthey're gonna try to steal it https://t.co/EES2cphDOF
Retweeted by Bill CorbettWe tried not to talk DIRECTLY about the election and mostly succeeded, though not entirely! Among topics covered: r… https://t.co/d6oRJSuQDL
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @cupcupdrinks Thank you, I will take it under advisement @BRIANMBENDIS thanks friend, I'm very happy about my choices.The apostrophe is not canonical because it undercuts the purpose of the name, which is: we are all Popeyes if we ea… https://t.co/fMf6qbTqKNFeels good just to belong somewhere again https://t.co/VTJBF3jFYQsame people: Forgiving massive debt of rich people: YAY! GOOD! Forgiving student loan debt: BUT BUT BUT THAT'S NOT… https://t.co/nEMhXpaiqI
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @MattMcNeilShow Grimace is a perfect manifestation of this deity.Amy Coney Barrett worships a bleak, malevolent god that reeks of corruption. Good morning! https://t.co/Gu1jGC6mtvFor just a brief moment in time, we could pretend things were normal. Who are we, what were we doing, and how did w… https://t.co/3zkixVhx1p @michaelianblack including unexpected Jim Carrey. man. @michaelianblack yes, quite a tripBannons billionaire benefactor decided he makes pop songs now and now the podcast has to use it as transition music… https://t.co/PHzc2DOgC3
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @ItsTheBrandi to sharpen the contrast, we obviously need a third @VirginiaCorbett hahaha @BadIdeaSociety @JesseThorn He is up to no good. And he’s... right behind you @kinematografi works for mePlease do not burn down the city and / or give all the dogs there heart attacks, thanks good nightCongrats to the Dodgers and all my friends who’ve been faithful fans so long. Enjoy the magic! @DavidSteakley trueone does NOT have to go. be free of this burden, my friends. @ByYourLogic feeling sad, thinking how much Stan Chera would love to join you guys :(Cops attack nonviolent, non-looting protestors at will. We saw literally hundreds of videos of that this year. And… https://t.co/p1e85vvOGDI guess you missed the part about murdering innocent people, bootlicker. https://t.co/rFGATzRZrI @JesseThorn god damn you Stephen RootAnyway VOTE
10/28
2020
The same people who murdered your child WILL be attacking your protest of that murder, but you will ENDURE IT QUIET… https://t.co/mSVCMoLhD3You can protest the people murdering your family QUIETLY and WITH DIGNITY if you keep far out the way, but if you l… https://t.co/chmipIkYBb“no amount of anger at the very real injustices in our society excuses violence.” Really? Everyone *except* the m… https://t.co/UUbZ2IWLjENot enough. He should be in jail for at least as long as it felt like The Vow took to watch. https://t.co/uMuCU8ntNC
Retweeted by Bill CorbettThere are actual things to worry about you know https://t.co/sYuqNtnzCS
Retweeted by Bill CorbettIf you can't stand listening to the news but still want to know what's been going on this week BEYOND the election,… https://t.co/jbDV9PySB8
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @hodgman I would assume: wants to make bone broth from megreat day for my ‘Merrick Garland body pillow’ business“My rich, imperialist, thin-skinned, transphobic celebrity friends secretly like a Republican president” is not a s… https://t.co/9IKdBryzlx
Retweeted by Bill Corbett @stacher ouiAfter 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… https://t.co/Ql4TAiDnE4Thanks to @theyearofelan Join me: I'm raising funds to help https://t.co/qjA7I0B377 @courtenlow [Turturro in MILLER’S CROSSING voice] Look in ya heart... @CS999 You make a good case!How many votes do you guys think the Lincoln Project moved away from Trump? My calculations say: zero. https://t.co/sUTaIvh5fJPredictable, preventable, potentially catastrophic. As we’ve been saying for 7+ months, #RentReliefNOW. “A housing… https://t.co/NBScau8zhV
Retweeted by Bill Corbett#Wisconsin • The Supreme Court just ruled that your mail-in vote might not count. Here’s how to vote early in perso… https://t.co/tv34nN7XJH
Retweeted by Bill CorbettWe tried not to talk DIRECTLY about the election and mostly succeeded, though not entirely! Among topics covered: r… https://t.co/d6oRJSuQDL @willmenaker Aww Will, I'm so sorry. RIP.Ep. 5: The Storm Before the Storm [PATREON ONLY] https://t.co/HcbI76JQqY“We got our judge. Fuck you and die, peasants.” https://t.co/PpFpwNARS8
Retweeted by Bill CorbettI shan't https://t.co/acwhnesS2RBruno Ganz https://t.co/jfTXRhw7Ko
10/27
2020

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