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Beats me, man. Beats me why most dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.

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Joined Twitter 7/31/08


Dudes love to do 50 push-ups once every 6 months, never stretch, and then say their back is shot at 29
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9/25
2020
@bombsfall idk probably @koleross May I suggest screaming at the poplars
9/24
2020
@Timothy_R_Cook @Popehat Friend, I'm sorry to say that the wanton endangerment charge is for firing into other neig… https://t.co/DTMfNKpWJti feel like seeing baby formula in locked cases at the grocery store should radicalize more people
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9/23
2020
@SirActionSlacks A can of beer, a dollar, maybe some steel-toed boots
9/22
2020
it's September 21st you already know what tf goin on https://t.co/Nkx2CbZuNm
Retweeted by Mr. Billabsolutely losing my mind over this https://t.co/LM0vaPvnVM
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9/21
2020
@SirActionSlacks Hilarious
9/20
2020
@skippygranola Big of you to assume it's pearly gates and not infernal ones in the cartoons
9/19
2020
Absolute mood this morning https://t.co/B1dLJbdfWSEscape from Tatris - New Steam: https://t.co/hqt82ykCB6 MicroDiscord: https://t.co/Ckp91gCc10 #gaming #indiegame https://t.co/obylUWr1JV
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9/18
2020
@hentaiphd What if you ride Repede... @daveweigel Rom just wants a belly rub.my bart's nightmare // https://t.co/YERGWpo496 https://t.co/3iBsoY4zhb
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9/17
2020
@dannyodwyer YOSHI-P DA BEST @katietiedrich https://t.co/BIaUVen3eh
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9/16
2020
@BAKKOOONN prove it
9/15
2020
@katietiedrich if only I had a length of garden hose @Wario64 I'm noticing a distinct lack of a jpeg next to this gif @PrototypeCube The illustration is charming enough but doesn't really convey the mental image of sucking soup out o… https://t.co/HGJD1SQIIF
9/14
2020
@daveweigel It's pretty good. I still think Glen Greenwald does not know very much about electoral politics. Great corruption reporter, tho.
9/13
2020
@BAKKOOONN is this enough evidence to sue Neiman Marcus
9/12
2020
@forgottenvcr Why have you eaten that little alligator man
9/10
2020
@koleross Bob Woodward really is the Bart Simpson of American politics, isn't he
9/9
2020
@bombsfall Birdman vs. Fishman Whoever wins, we lose
9/7
2020
@MrGeop You leave Long John alone! >:[ @Chuuurls Definitely more than this other shit on my TL
9/6
2020
@vanitaguptaCR @openargs Oh no! Scandalous! Its a good thing justice isn't a byzantine labyrinth with "please inser… https://t.co/ZmbyJayBa2
9/3
2020
@CagleCats him noggin too big
9/1
2020
@KaciAitchison ....wait is this not what happens oh god @skippygranola w-why is it communicating through interrobangs is that just a general sense that nothing is right an… https://t.co/6VwpEiww8Z @hentaiphd Hey how come you keep liking what I like it's not fair
8/31
2020
@edmontonjournal "Just watch us!" *takes two steps forward, pants fall down, falls flat on face* "Augh! Quebec" @BAKKOOONN The Porn Valley Post's been all over the pull quotes ever since they won that Pulitzer
8/30
2020
@natalievmoore @bombsfall I believe Edmund Fitzgerald was the builder. The thing that sank is Edmund Fitzgerald's monster.
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8/28
2020
Alberta now receives more revenue from students (tuition: $1.35B) than oil/gas royalties ($1.2B). 🤠 #ableg
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8/27
2020
2005: Two mayors at the same time
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8/26
2020
@thatbilloakley @AWCanada I prefer the Mozza (same setup except with mozzarella instead of cheddar) but yeah as fas… https://t.co/PDdetX74xT
8/24
2020
@edmontonjournal Thank fucking God for that, folks @PrototypeCube holy shit dude you articulated what I could not @hentaiphd Absolutely wanna visit the Monster Hunter Cafe in Japan and spend way too much money on a meal @EricRogersHere The Citizen: KaneCanada. https://t.co/rl0fFwTvpK
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8/23
2020
@PrototypeCube I can't wait to watch The Crow @PrototypeCube "No no, my name is... Nathan." @PrototypeCube I understand this awful and brutal, but holy shit that mugshot and name are teh most british things… https://t.co/lmCGzUM9qs
8/22
2020
@EricRogersHere Ian Jones Quartey who ran OK KO immediately comes to mind. @bombsfall Eatin' wasabi peas while reading twitter, now imagining three jumbo fried panko crumb "peas" with wasabi… https://t.co/1MUKc4dHuXHoly hell what percentage of Postmedia's annual budget did he pledge to get a writeup like this https://t.co/MhbtbQChbX
8/21
2020
@MurderBryan fucking savages @skippygranola Duncan's a nice dude and Bruce is a nice dog. Natural enemies of the Kenney gov't. @skippygranola I'm family friends with the ED of Progress Alberta if you want a hookup @Shaybeerta Give me cool, give me breeze. I swear on my soul I shall never sweat again. Until next year. @forgottenvcr E M O T I O N (Frog)
8/20
2020
@Shaybeerta The classic tweet goes something like "'I never thought the leopards would eat MY face,' sobbed the per… https://t.co/Ig63YvS4jD @TrevorRobb_ A thousand? Man, Postmedia's doing better than I thought!https://t.co/51TF0889nV https://t.co/Qb8s18IysGhttps://t.co/V2nTh49fnf
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8/18
2020
@TheEagleist I always knew that every problem with government was his fault. @BAKKOOONN That bit from Land of Confusion where he's drowning in his own sweat except horse piss
8/17
2020
@3liza I see! Thanks for the explanation, I am of course completely ignorant of shootin' range stuff. I wish you straight shootin'. @3liza I'm very sorry, please explain; are you marking where you shot before? Are you saying "this is where to aim?… https://t.co/nZef6P9Swe
8/15
2020
@Wario64 Now that's podracing, folks
8/14
2020
@PrototypeCube who needs sinuses anyway
8/13
2020
@skippygranola I always knew you were a fake member of The Mountain @skippygranola My sister is having a destination wedding (Tofino,) but because they are not jerks, it is parents on… https://t.co/8g9O61QV6Y @edmontonjournal Boy, seems to be an expectation of high demand for these cards! Weird! @Shaybeerta Had one of those big rock salt & lime gose the other day. To quote someone else, "it's like getting bit… https://t.co/keT0dtNU7F
8/12
2020
Fucked up if true https://t.co/oUtGeOKt6n @TheEagleist I thought this was Phil Collins @ChipCheezum The same day i can grow a beard, and no sooner. @RChimp it's the only way Li'l Wayne will be able to do that backside 900
8/11
2020
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8/9
2020
@drewscanlon This is some @neilcic -ass thought process, my friend
8/8
2020
@supsuphannah Chicken and basil curry, because it's so hot out I need to instigate all the sweating I can @kcgreenn The moist, healthy nose of Rocket J. Squirrel
8/6
2020
@juliacarriew I mean I can't think of another word for those degenerates @skippygranola I really feel like the killing of the Chess Wizard should have been a group decision @skippygranola We're all very hungry... and no one trust any one anymore.
8/5
2020
Today I Learned: https://t.co/fIqqNIOjMN
Retweeted by Mr. Bill @PrototypeCube I'm very sad to say the number's going to climb. @PrototypeCube Theres also the Texas City disaster from the late 40s that leveled an industrial harbor, that was 2200 tons @bombsfall lmao wow Fern really is bigger Sid gotta watch out
8/4
2020
@willmenaker https://t.co/eBNuJvN5ix
8/3
2020
@hentaiphd Drew Scanlon's Puppies of Chernobyl on loop @ChipCheezum Fashion provided by Western Flannel Warehousehttps://t.co/ZdZrX6KNlZ
Retweeted by Mr. Bill @SmightLP Stay safe 'n dry, fella @3liza Screenshotting? Quote tweeting? Buddy I ain't gonna propagate this website any more than I gotta. @Worthikids ruh roh
8/2
2020
@PrototypeCube I've been saying NECROMECH out loud for like an hour @EricRogersHere @realDonaldTrump No, dude. The man has no shame nor self-awareness. You cannot own him online. @SirActionSlacks how many missed torrents we talkin' here boss @TrevorRobb_ My friend, you gotta keep that sucker bookmarked. It is a part of the internet toolkit. https://t.co/yAyg0HMzYnYou could be playing the next #Warframe update on a Creator PC Ultimate. 🤳 Like & RT 💬 Reply with #Warframe Ente… https://t.co/ebYh64eF4g
Retweeted by Mr. Bill @JustBububu Make a new account, calibrate down here in Herald, with me @RChimp Channel 3 life @Chuuurls Welcome to Flaveytown
8/1
2020

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