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I’ll trade a magic trick ✨ for a vase 🏺. Views are all mine. Profile pic by @SylvesterArtist.

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I designed a mask for people who want to stay safe but still look like they're a fucking idiot https://t.co/vtFPN4txRm
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVTurns out some popes were possibly bi/gay so that's a fun discussion to have with your Catholic grandma:… https://t.co/zru3yt3eVC
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9/24
2020
The saddest part is; I’m #MidweekDrunk and it’s genuinely the happiest I’ve been in weeks https://t.co/McoWif0Acd @malchikhey Don’t go! I’ll miss youHollywood star Ryan Reynolds in talks to buy Welsh football club https://t.co/LVlrvX302d
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVNooooooooooo https://t.co/BRqnGBr9ug
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @TheSimonC90 Blue https://t.co/vgnUIFj6L7 @RyanA____ Donate them. A lot of charities will distribute them to those who can’t afford glasses https://t.co/GBpIm8GI1N @jhallwood @bouledenerfs_ I blame my Catholic upbringing - drawn to the tragically kitsch and the kitschly tragic @jhallwood @bouledenerfs_ I am drawn to the slightly darker Gothic aesthetic. Same with the Cimitero Monumentale in… https://t.co/KAHGEp2P6p @jhallwood @bouledenerfs_ It is. But yet there is also something quite beautiful about it....I was Today Years Old when I learned that #Ceefax was a pun on “see facts” https://t.co/7bncdh3Ff7#OnThisDay 1974: #Ceefax ("see facts" - get it?) was introduced! Time to don your low-res shades and travel back in… https://t.co/7YAiGU7kmc
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @jhallwood @bouledenerfs_ I used to live round the corner from that church ⛪️. There was two theories about where a… https://t.co/NloJWSR66C @knazzer @MetroUK In Canada 🇨🇦, they’re actively encouraging them https://t.co/gERRZlU91zMe: I love Opera *Listens to the theme tune from “Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?”*The pre-Brexit relationship of the EU, J&G and UK doesn’t really make sense to me either but I’m sure whatever know… https://t.co/0StGqEFkqR
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVjust reading up on the implications of Brexit for Jersey and Guernsey before 7 am, like ya do.
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVDon't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on good times Blame it on the public
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @Will_Davis85 https://t.co/CZxxpG3uu6One request: Can we please not bring the clapping back? @LoicTheStoic I used to live just round the corner from that church ⛪️ @edmund_cf @SocresOnline https://t.co/u6zC3zD9FU @okayjamie @jaydeadams “The Beacon” was the name of an LGBT sexual health centre near where I used to live. Hopeful… https://t.co/WEvi2dPtFrBREAKING: JPMorgan is moving about 200 billion euros ($230 billion) from the U.K. to Frankfurt as a result of Brexi… https://t.co/d3piDAwt3N
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV#Bristol & #Bath have made the Top 20 “most thoughtful cities” list, according to research by @BloomandWild, due to… https://t.co/YURaQmydhI
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVThis uncertainty – coupled with a collective disheartenment of knowing coronavirus isn’t going to go anywhere in a… https://t.co/PcM6RtPpvU
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVScientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now. The 2020 elect… https://t.co/SmFMie1Inj
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9/23
2020
Today has been OneOfThoseDays™️ https://t.co/PBxSbj85P4What Boris wishes he’d said https://t.co/Zx9DrzDbSd
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @J3Lyon @sacha_coward Eek! 💇‍♂️ https://t.co/UhHctDOp0T"Did you see Boris Johnson's speech, what did he say?" https://t.co/kHRaJY3YGd
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @jhazan Empty bags can not stand uprightThat could have been an email https://t.co/9S6YcbLGgPDid he just say “a stitch in time saves nine?” as part of this address? What a knob.
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @knazzer A collapsed Eton Mess and we’re not even 10 minutes inBoris’ #covidbriefing is not telling us anything he didn’t already say in the House of CommonsBritain in a nutshell. https://t.co/6gdPBoupAN
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVHow dare you talk about following the advice to the letter, @BorisJohnson, when you allowed your own advisor to get… https://t.co/qZF6TdUxgr
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVCOVID Marshalls when there’s me and five other neighbours having a socially distanced chat, then one of the neighbo… https://t.co/Yf7gGCKHHO @hollyshortall Holly, I think you’re still on mute.Height : 5ft 7 (5ft 8 if I like you) Age : 35 Shoe size : 8.5/9 UK Zodiac sign : Cancer… https://t.co/WFhqtsumMh @knazzer @LGBT_Collector Oh! Do I look like Deirdre Rachid?! @LGBT_Collector @knazzer It does if you know how old his gums are @LGBT_Collector @knazzer He’s as old as his gums and a little bit older than his teeth https://t.co/tKnK9BjjvO @knazzer @robertreyes 1 or 2. I like it so a decent vet would have a reasonable chance of resuscitating it https://t.co/2LmVdxENR5 @TheSimonC90 https://t.co/VZ6b9M2EyaFit 🥔 https://t.co/xV72YVSY9XTIS TIME!!!! https://t.co/CJYZJK6LTF https://t.co/nlfKpil0ITAll these stories are from within the last 4 weeks. You still think this government have your safety in mind? Ok th… https://t.co/KmtunRCwjD
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVCheese is as addictive as hard drugs, study finds https://t.co/n5OsbihZ03
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVHang tf on..... has 'camembert' seriously been french for 'pie chart' this whole time https://t.co/QWRwEsvsuN
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV8pm. Fade in on Boris Johnson. He stares at the camera without speaking. The nation holds its breath. Suddenly, a k… https://t.co/9SuBFhHrFz
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVI know how they feel https://t.co/0RSzUjp7Zv
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVI asked for a bag of new potatoes and Asda substituted me one (1) jacket potato instead, so now I’m having an unex… https://t.co/W1YnywR1soAs usual the Scottish Government are streets ahead when it comes to public health campaigns. They had equally impre… https://t.co/1KHvOyS7dX
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVI would like to share with you these extraordinary linocuts by @gailbrodholt – and I urge you to follow her for mor… https://t.co/nZQ8gXPVs5
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @AnAndyTomlinson https://t.co/Kxsz7bvmFZGreetings! Today is the #AutumnEquinox. What’s that then? Join me on a journey of discovery, featuring fun facts a… https://t.co/IMs1aACdG8
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Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVTrying to order a drink in the pub at 21:55 https://t.co/mLpo90WT3k
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVWhat time do pubs have to close? https://t.co/NeQNsEYk2U
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVCorona turning up at the pub at 10 to infect everyone only to realise it’s closed https://t.co/xJhblYVJjT
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVNow we’re being told to officially #WorkFromHome again, I need to look into getting one of these https://t.co/s4khxQHR7BSt Peter at the gates of Heaven today https://t.co/xQ5LoMmhoL
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @thatpropsguy @nothing_human Yep
9/22
2020
@nothing_human 🍯👁⬇️🚸she didn’t just pull out a tape measure. she pulled out a tape measure ✨𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱✨ https://t.co/0BBJZrRcxc
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVIt's called Jalapeño Noir https://t.co/dxI8KhycTR
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @speeeena 🔑🗝 https://t.co/03VMyeDzZL @Selkies__ @malchikhey https://t.co/PZsZVwpyPMTranslation: She’s taking her dangerous horseshit over to Instagram. https://t.co/aHJnffeVNO
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @mrandydknight You could do much better than mehttps://t.co/BKB7ol3t0L https://t.co/p3O7GHvkulTheresa May mulling over whether to allow Sir Bill Cash to intervene... 🍿🍿🍿 https://t.co/lTpWRBcSHt
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV @DJNSussex I didn’t deny that you hadn’t been letting yourself go for some time now. I was giving you permission to start enjoying it. @IanDunt Theresa May loosing the Tory Party Whip would be a very 2020 thing to happen @DJNSussex Have fun letting yourself go 🍸https://t.co/oqsf6rtAU6https://t.co/ztznLId5fl https://t.co/2J2iMWGVc2
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVCan't stop thinking about Come Dine transitioning into 911 tbh https://t.co/0uNht2ITYv
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVI’m pleased there are still some left in the Tory Party finding their spine. But I hear May’s words and wonder wher… https://t.co/ZkSUVkHiTt
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVThis you? This You? This you? This You? https://t.co/TpClPtsghv https://t.co/ogqz4BueXG
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVHow utterly delightful. Note also that he pops his mask on *straight after completing a triathlon*. https://t.co/XTdBKWgyUE
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVIt’s time to legalise Cannabis in the UK. Brill argument from @_chloeswarbrick 💚 https://t.co/pNWzRjGBdv
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV"Cannabis exists. Are we going to deal with that reality, protect our kids, and improve community wellbeing? Or put… https://t.co/JZgvyCntiI
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV"Usually whenever there is a social change movement there's a kickback from the establishment." Journalist and au… https://t.co/kHOjr4iaJR
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVLess than a week before the 21st of September, Earth, Wind and Fire have shared a bouncy 2020 remix for their belov… https://t.co/2G0biDOeNB
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVDepending on your point of view, this is either the only day of the year that you can play this song; or the only d… https://t.co/OLnsIuolFHNeed to be up in two hours. Every time my body goes to doze off, my brain panics that I’m falling and I jolt uprigh… https://t.co/Zf39F3Big2Happy birthday to the goose! Untitled Goose Game was released a year ago today. Thank you so much to everyone who… https://t.co/qP6ir9hmTn
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVWhy are busy work days ahead a sure fire trigger for my insomnia? https://t.co/NVDR8lFCBJabsolutely losing my mind over this https://t.co/LM0vaPvnVM
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVOat milk is going public. Sweden’s Oatly is reportedly considering an IPO at a valuation of as much as $5 billion.… https://t.co/BdPZmcSiGp
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TV
9/21
2020
...... https://t.co/ZxWAtg6PciFor what it's worth here is my prediction for the Tory party (& rUK): ✳️ Johnson gone by Christmas, conveniently t… https://t.co/KEKo7AK3yZ
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVBREAKING: Johnson to "resign" from public office on "Health Grounds" before Christmas. This follows weak performan… https://t.co/UF0lcZbFSz
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVHow powerful was the laser?! https://t.co/7wwdKcwLP2
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVWhy? Because we Ate Out To Help Out? Because we did our “civic duty” & returned to the office? Because we “rejected… https://t.co/8L8HmP4YA0gameraboy: Star Spats by John Youssi for Playboy, December 1977 https://t.co/THOCkMfiYf
Retweeted by Billy Davis: Person/Man/Woman/Camera/TVI’m more than OK with this https://t.co/Geol9yKoJF
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9/20
2020

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