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Juan Uribe's Cup @Billywires logicville in the Chicagoish

I once saw a man take a bite out of a used urinal cake. Dedicated to solving Ivan Calderon's murder! Bedazzler, competition dancer, and washed Dad/ #108ing

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Joined Twitter 1/2/11


@HWMNBN1988 It's the best kind @HWMNBN1988 My wife is a 6-month pregnant nurse in PEDS E.R, I'm a supervising electrician at a large Chicago traum… https://t.co/Mx5CHikRlK @HWMNBN1988 Also your hate support is greatly appreciated @HWMNBN1988 Evangelicals are the anchor weighing down our democratic societyMe looking over the day deciding who to offend. https://t.co/NxLC4FpHdSNew: South Korea is first country to report more #coronavirus recoveries (4,811) than active cases (4,523). South K… https://t.co/56GHZA7DYz
Retweeted by Juan Uribe's Cup @MailmanJack65 Well playedThis is how you do it. https://t.co/3BURpz93i6 @sam_mendelson https://t.co/nwX5p3IuMT @MailmanJack65 We will rope in wet weather supplies of you need them, just call https://t.co/Uo0mMnISZf @Mickeys_Liver7 We've got Fritzie on the line to talk about a night of passive racism, misogyny, and black athletes who should stand @MailmanJack65 Stay warm and unwetIf Covid-19 had a face. https://t.co/idXJfq62j2If this were any other country every American news channel would be using this video to argue that we should overth… https://t.co/svA21PxdRl
Retweeted by Juan Uribe's Cup @sam_mendelson Maybe I'll drop this on the gram tonight https://t.co/gF5DpVbKpe @sam_mendelson Oh man you're going to be disappointed my friend. That side is fairly tame. @LiamMenus Well played @pkells21 @CoveysBurner @fromthe108 https://t.co/j6T9BBOCqh @LiamMenus Now show us your peen @CoveysBurner @fromthe108 https://t.co/omghnPEO2h @CoveysBurner @fromthe108 Playful * fml @deadfewl @GasMoneyBob Heading to my closest to dust off the Taylor @deadfewl @GasMoneyBob Agreed @FlipFlopsnBrews @GasMoneyBob @deadfewl https://t.co/xh4MeYsj5l @CoveysBurner @fromthe108 Team Travis motherfucker, I like tall, sexy playing, and someone who shares their mind openly @GasMoneyBob @deadfewl anteater pizza is the greatest pizza @GasMoneyBob @deadfewl So like an uncircumcised penis then?American imbecile https://t.co/XXbqAhB4ej @RepThomasMassie @StuDoesAmerica You're an irresponsible and heartless imbecile @chrislhayes ending, happy birthday to you son. Lovely family. @moderndaygrswld Atta boy#sexcada on the team https://t.co/iwwHQcQLss @richardmarx I'm balding Richard so this is a welcome affectIf you only knew Paula! If you only knew! 🚪🚪🚪 https://t.co/JG7hQJPkUr @KRamos25 @MrDelicious13 You magnificent little mammal, you look healthy and mischievous. This is a good sign but… https://t.co/9bRkLkb6FG @KRamos25 @MrDelicious13 This is more of an anxiety builder than a comforting reaffirmation. Right now he could be… https://t.co/SBL5iIc2vf
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@drinovsz Incredible song writing @Mickeys_Liver7 @MrDelicious13 Trunk...hahaha @SoxofWhite https://t.co/YAiJc6zy6U @drinovsz Fuck me in the ass because I love jesus @SoxofWhite Whatever @chorizy Treme for a series or gfy @nickdambrosio56 @Whitesoxgirl202 @ChiSoxHaze https://t.co/nrulhZHpSY @chorizy 1. Forest Gump 2. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind 3.The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou 4. O Brother Wh… https://t.co/0nay1WIQKr @MySoxSummer 1977 for life Homie @papamoon92 @aliwhitesox I saw tigerhttps://t.co/ikRrCSW5hq https://t.co/QnI3u7KegE
Retweeted by Juan Uribe's Cup @KenWo4LiFe Same @aliwhitesox And premium underwear @SoxofWhite @MySoxSummer @buehrlecat With older brother of rose bowl northwestern RB and Arizona cardinals Damien Anderson @SoxofWhite @MySoxSummer @buehrlecat I didn't expect the next 30 years either @MySoxSummer @SoxofWhite @buehrlecat A freshman Cup https://t.co/LvbPMidEeO @MySoxSummer @buehrlecat @SoxofWhite In Santa Monica @MySoxSummer @buehrlecat @SoxofWhite I will buy you a new life @MySoxSummer @buehrlecat @SoxofWhite Father of mine @SoxofWhite Not much of a personality but pretty low maintenance @SoxofWhite This was me in high school Jeff https://t.co/KkpDI9KEqD @aliwhitesox Strap it down for a ride that forces you to look at the very worst of our DNA https://t.co/tMSjvkWLvtGive us access to your back door, give us joy. https://t.co/vIj1snP51Zhttps://t.co/TmCKkdGVyt https://t.co/2nBvsNtDhT
Retweeted by Juan Uribe's Cup @ChiSoxHaze Now go fuck yourself @ChiSoxHaze The friendly atheistAlso for new followers realize this is me being sarcasticFucking liberals man https://t.co/M6lRbA2d7z @Tigresa_de1810 @Whitesoxgirl202 @ChiSquatch @BarberSox @LodiDodi17 @MrDelicious13 Thank you my friend, also you're a tough mama @Tigresa_de1810 https://t.co/FE4DHHKyWV @Jason1Goff @vonmar10 https://t.co/S6P7Igvx1f @TorchysBar https://t.co/vh3QT4HF7mhttps://t.co/giUA12SL2P https://t.co/WVH1JYsQbr @AndrewYang 2008 banksLet us get into the place where everything comes out Paula, open the back door! https://t.co/5XsYxMhr5t"[Trump is] so attentive to the scientific literature & the details & the data. I think his ability to analyze & in… https://t.co/tvhsaaByu0
Retweeted by Juan Uribe's Cup @atrupar Credibility instantly lost @RecoveringProf Prayers up for meth and big catshttps://t.co/jEUgeUtu95 https://t.co/TxYQvPmP4I @RecoveringProf I appreciate you friend, incredibleI'd like to apologize publicly to @jlynn43xo , I was out of line with an aggressive reply yesterday morning that hu… https://t.co/JajrnoPVrI @AJEarley4 @soxmachine_josh Consider it done @gotcha_images @gtconway3d Well this is it game over, best assessment to date. Wow! @kcox343 He's a thinkerI've contracted wind mill cancer. #TrumpMadness https://t.co/z9oxdmBfdF @kqskqs @fromthe108 @aliwhitesox Thank you https://t.co/KoNXtcBKLR @Mickeys_Liver7 https://t.co/oc39ODbRw2Hi... I realize I’m 48 years old, but there’s this guy on Tik Tok who will stan for you fam. He’s always trending,… https://t.co/uG7DI38TOs
Retweeted by Juan Uribe's Cup @OHeirican_Dream Mustache game is fireNow do Biff next https://t.co/cB9lxPDYSI @BigSexxy_75 @MrDelicious13 @chorizy @MySoxSummer @_AlohaMrHand @RicoJR16 @SumerOfGeorge @SouthsideZo How'd I miss this @Krich1119 @MichaelGRubin @Fanatics @MLB @Phillies Wow @tlines2 @Weave1036 @ithrow88 Love! @ChiSoxHaze @emm528 @FutureMoncada @ChiSquatch @BenChiTownKid98 @MattKlug33 @BarberSox @SoxUnprotected @zsoxwood https://t.co/CWVN1uKCgG @jimmybanta But man you can take a Rig like a 21st century sprained anus @kdgg09 @Wet_Bandit_ https://t.co/8L6KR2z4Ud @Wet_Bandit_ @whitesox Ya pulled it off! I saw spatula......and spatula saw man. @SoxofWhite @BigSexxy_75 Look at how small that ball looks in your hands, that's not going to make our peens look big Jeff @jimmybanta But that Rig garage though @jimmybanta I'm not sure Dickens would have been a fan of Trump @sheamom68 Jesus loves youMight be time to shut her down for the night. More shit coming at me than Joe Exotics face on a Friday night sittin… https://t.co/9pUB5nqfYI @guimond94 @Brasilmagic Valid point I understand @MSM_Madness I don't think Paula would call someone a dumb ass. #BeBest please
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