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welcome to my small brain; all I do is retweet things and tweet occasional random late night thoughts

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Joined Twitter 8/13/18


i was never gay. i said it to build up fuel for aprils fools day. ha got u guys.
Retweeted by allison @ChaseLibert Not trueme_irl https://t.co/QgL2Wd40Fw https://t.co/RtYghNjwaC
Retweeted by allisonmaybe I'm the toxic friend @monkememe @ChaseLibert Chase you're being huntedSupport Trans rights! Or else https://t.co/QUqWwfYDd2
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4/1
2020
If you're still going out to see your friends and/or significant other while all of this shit is going down, you di… https://t.co/nzxyryjnNP @ChaseLibert I'll try it @DavidBabyboy718 Me tooHow do I fall asleepI don’t like 2020 I demand a refund
Retweeted by allisonwhy are we all talking about barb? like from stranger things?
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3/31
2020
I can feel myself getting more and more stupid with each passing daybut when the world needed him most, he vanished https://t.co/KaR0U9w8F5
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3/30
2020
Im sorry but if you’re still hanging out with friends everyday and going to house parties and shit you’re just begg… https://t.co/ODzkD5atVe
Retweeted by allisonidubbbz coming out as pro sex worker is the greatest character development. King shit
Retweeted by allisonWhen this thing is all over I’m going into town and greeting every single person like Belle does in that song about the townspeople
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3/29
2020
@Arianagngv iWhen quarantine is over don't ask me if I am free.. just say when and where.
Retweeted by allisonPeople need to start learning to take responsibility for their actions instead of projecting it onto innocent peopleThis dude doesn't need to put the blame on us when clearly Trump dropped the ball and let the virus spread the way… https://t.co/nWslvrU73V @Krtzyy How dare you put cocoa pebbles that lowDay 12 of quarantine: I’m winning all my imaginary arguments
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3/28
2020
if you ever had red hair yo ass a hoe
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3/27
2020
We can all agree 2020 has been pretty sh*t so far. But remember starting in April it will be 4/20 for an entire month.
Retweeted by allisonUntil tomorrow my ass
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3/26
2020
Quarantine really got me out here making baked goods @ChaseLibert It's better on steak tho#WynonnaEarp actress Dominique Provost-Chalkley comes out as queer on her birthday, saying playing bisexual angel W… https://t.co/J0cF2ipTV7
Retweeted by allison @titletownusa73 Both very overplayedelena is a whole mood #ODAAT https://t.co/GdiTVNMECW
Retweeted by allison📍 me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍getting my shit | Togethe… https://t.co/LQiNymcaXj
Retweeted by allison @asoftkisss I feel it @MacDoesIt Troll figurine lookin assYOU DID IT! 💚🎊 RT this tweet now for your chance to win a special #ODAAT prize pack! (Rules:… https://t.co/ZZfEYFyFRQ
Retweeted by allisonThese days can be difficult. ♥️ asking for help is brave. Suicide Prevention 800-273-8255 Substance Abuse/Menta… https://t.co/OiQPPjQBLL
Retweeted by allisonHi I’ve fallen in love with every song ever by @rohmontgomery literally every song is a banger
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3/25
2020
I'd kill to play the new animal crossingHey....everyone. As the sun sets, and the impending night comes... do something for you. Get dressed up, even tho i… https://t.co/dANwbUKMQ3
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3/24
2020
I forgot I had this, but I found an alternative to cure my boredom https://t.co/V3e1gdSuBE https://t.co/bv6LVrgDfqidgaf how long we on lockdown i will not watch a single episode of friends
Retweeted by allison @ChaseLibert I'm happy you're happy @MrBaylor2020 I forgot I even had it. I was gonna give it to you Monday but you know @MrBaylor2020 I'll mail it to you @MrBaylor2020 Agreed
3/23
2020
@DavidBabyboy718 ProbablyQuarantine is wearing pajamas all day, showering, and then changing into new pajamas
Retweeted by allisonAs soon as I get out of quarantine I'm travelling everywhere I can, seeing everyone I know and experiencing everyth… https://t.co/Suex0a9KYD
3/22
2020
@humanicecube Yeah @MattBellassai I'm not afraid to do it @ChaseLibert Bet @ChaseLibert Hell yeah @erikascharf1 Why notI kind of want to shave my head during quarantineMy quarantine routine: 7 AM: (wake me up) 8 AM: wake me up inside 9 AM: (I can’t wake up) 3 PM: wake me up ins… https://t.co/it97KlkBqb
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3/21
2020
My Quarantine Routine I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of s… https://t.co/3qqi7ceUvk
Retweeted by allisonSelf isolating? Nah I’m just 𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒄 𝒗𝒊𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈
Retweeted by allisonSo, due to COVID-19 fucking everything up, i thought 'Why dont we have a Twitter prom?' So, without further ado,… https://t.co/V5qdqyHTWs
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3/20
2020
@huffpostqueer Let him sufferI’m 22 years old and I tested positive for COVID-19. I’ve been debating on posting, but I want to share my experi… https://t.co/lyJvgwwphW
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3/19
2020
@Loudwire @amazon The virus really taking everything away from me @laurensyersak It only gets better with each part, welcome to the club @MacDoesIt Please do @laurensyersak He's one of the best jobros. Also how far are you in the series @Arlahndo This is how we die https://t.co/uMT0cNloQK @laurensyersak At least you made it to the partyPSA: If you want to still have movie night with friends without risking COVID-19 spread, Chrome has an extension ca… https://t.co/ofL0XimU5o
Retweeted by allisonTHINGS TO DO DURING QUARANTINE: -come out of your cage -do just fine
Retweeted by allisonany female alive after March 2020 can’t socialize...all they know is Uber eats, Clorox wipe they phone, onlyfans, b… https://t.co/IoWIu1kIO4
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3/18
2020
all jokes aside, this is very important https://t.co/BowIjp9VXv
Retweeted by allison @YaBoiLoneYT @Terrorisings8n You get both
3/17
2020
I want to walk across the stage at graduate. I want to sit in a boring 2 hour long assembly. I want to go to prom.… https://t.co/heB5P1Hjpl
Retweeted by allisonThere is so much panic right now and not nearly enough disco
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3/16
2020
Here I am in what's supposed to be the best part of my senior year, but instead I'm stuck in my house separated fro… https://t.co/i1nOVybPir @humanicecube Hey that's me
3/15
2020
Me_irl https://t.co/yRGvHF7kS1 https://t.co/lssYS6vcfJ
Retweeted by allisonEver since CATS come out things have been way off
Retweeted by allisonTHEY NEED YOUR HELP: Coronavirus forced all these bands to cancel tours — here's how you can help them https://t.co/UMzc8xX780
Retweeted by allisonI really can't go on Twitter without hearing about coronavirus. Nowhere is safePanic! At the Quarantine with such hits as: 1. I write sensationalist media coverage, also tragedies 2. Lying is… https://t.co/BOkO9C9ATI
Retweeted by allison @urfavehasCOVID @boneykravitz GoodI really hate that people have gone batshit crazy over this! I can’t even go to the store and live a normal life wi… https://t.co/rwqlwGk78L
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3/14
2020
Went to school for 14 years to potentially never walk across the graduation stage, go to senior prom, watch those f… https://t.co/4zzFwOMPxv
Retweeted by allisonFuck the coronavirus. The real threat is dying from boredom while locked up in my house for 3 weeksITS HOMOPHOBIC????? https://t.co/scmmzlCmho
Retweeted by allisonwhy did I major in Face Touching with a minor in Medical Anxiety
Retweeted by allisonCall your representatives today and demand they pass the #FamiliesFirst coronavirus bill. It contains: - Free tes… https://t.co/vJ7GmvgjUG
Retweeted by allisonclass of 2020 gonna take their class picture on snap map
Retweeted by allisoni am literally begging. someone. please. just take me to funky town
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3/13
2020
REPORT: Live Nation planning to pause all tours over coronavirus concerns: https://t.co/e6FKoLPg5f
Retweeted by allisonCalled it in 2013! https://t.co/0rvTFxZayy
Retweeted by allisoncorona virus my tweets 🤝 funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now
Retweeted by allisonI need a hug and six months of sleep.
Retweeted by allisonTom Hanks CANNOT die.
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3/12
2020
This #WomensHistoryMonth, we're celebrating the awesome ladies of SYFY. This week, let's give it up for the stars o… https://t.co/RdXRUexdgr
Retweeted by allisonwe all really though 2020 would work out didn’t we
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3/11
2020
@AlmondTiddies I'm oppositeme_irl https://t.co/KHZ4FzaIZ3 https://t.co/OJJwtyQlym
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3/9
2020

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