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Actor, Writer, Wholesome Boi™

1,641 Following   17,577 Followers   23,308 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/11/10


It pains me how hot my girlfriend isThis was so fun! Also if you’re in L.A., come see me at @LyricHyperion tomorrow https://t.co/YGBIAz7ABn https://t.co/LKjof1e5ns
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11/14
2019
*stretches arms* What are we not gonna do today @cerisecastle Lawyer wouldn’t have this typo @jazzedloon @lizzieohreally Being scrambled is the most unhinged aspect of this. Are they also store brand eggs? If… https://t.co/r6IDVmnuzgEvery show that does a date joke deserves the screenshot to be posted on that day! https://t.co/4Pq805sTOz
11/13
2019
@cerisecastle https://t.co/cIJrIMjhxxWomen really will be 20 minutes late for a departure time they set and then yell “you coming?” from the door
11/11
2019
Today is the LAST DAY to get my custom Air Max BN Waves. Sales end at midnight and then they’re gone forever 😭… https://t.co/kcE1RsoWLAThe limited edition BN Waves have dropped. You can get a pair now if you so please. #teamnike #nbyxcultivatorhttps://t.co/vcdICzvIdo
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11/10
2019
@quintabrunson @BlueTheGreat @jazzmynejay Don’t play around because this has all been an elaborate scheme for us to matchthree of my friends all came out with Nikes and that's cute and all but now I have three pairs of Nikes to buy so t… https://t.co/rxz0FSh7kw
Retweeted by Brittani Nichols💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 @carlytron https://t.co/KFKfXQ1HXc @jourdayen Oh noWhen someone’s restaurant order is better than mine. https://t.co/ZNFVQ5lh1o
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsAll skinfolk... *pauses ancestrally* ...ain’t kinfolk @cerisecastle She’s got my voteEvery now and then when my mind is at ease, I remember the time I was at a bar in Toulouse and they played a TV sho… https://t.co/bOp1eOeyzS
11/9
2019
The Camp Fire destroyed Paradise. @kcrw is checking in with survivors one year later. https://t.co/rhBUijwkaJ
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsAh, a good time to bump this thread about working at Onion Inc. If you read the email and think, “but I know who… https://t.co/fukzOqKw6B
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsChicago may appoint ousted LAPD Chief as its new top cop. Charlie Beck made LAPD the most murderous police departme… https://t.co/F5H45kw2HH
Retweeted by Brittani Nichols.@AOC to Gilead CEO: The list price [for Truvada for PrEP] is almost $2,000 in the US. Why is it $8 in Australia? https://t.co/9dTfCliX3L
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11/8
2019
@wordscience Oh no I’mma cry just reading this tweet!!!
11/7
2019
@benmekler https://t.co/bErhO8m4s8 @TheJasikaNicole It just reminds me of that scene in For Your Consideration where they’re like “just throw the script out” @MyrriahGossett Thank you! @Chels725 @TheJasikaNicole Oh thank youIt’s been very silly going places and having people be like damn, you’re wearing your own shoes. But what can I say… https://t.co/WAdfgvzLlH @TheJasikaNicole For some reason the moderator did not ask a follow up!Went to see Booksmart again and in the Q&A after, Olivia Wilde said she banned sides from set and I haven’t stopped sweating since.
11/6
2019
@EsqQueer Oh yes and will be doing so for the next several days @drewspurs @CarriePoppyYES AwwwI’m doing twoprov with Beto at Franklin the same night as Kamala’s thing @DewaynePerkins An alarming amount of soup @ashleyn1cole Yes of course they do that’s the kind of chaos I live for @CarriePoppyYES @drewspurs What were the five bad hashtags???https://t.co/ov8RnEht4z @FernieCommaAlex If it makes you feel any better, that must have been how I felt as a child because the book is all… https://t.co/p0a4AvNHD6Arrived at my girlfriend and brother’s apartment to $300 worth of Chik-fil-a on the welcome mat. No, I will not be… https://t.co/7S7jxwBdm8 @FernieCommaAlex Also the movie from years ago was truly one of the worst things I’ve ever seen so I’m worried this… https://t.co/SyLDVTABQa @FernieCommaAlex I just started rereading the book (which I haven’t read since I was like 12) and it jumps into thi… https://t.co/QU786zXUd2
11/5
2019
Racial bias found in health care company algorithm https://t.co/Gt3ig9iq5s https://t.co/NM4gU91NAk
Retweeted by Brittani Nicholsso I was accidentally placed in a group chat with these ladies...and I’m sorry barb... LMAO https://t.co/y50Ke0JoVh
Retweeted by Brittani Nichols[whispering to date while watching ‘parasite’ when every character first appears on the screen] that’s the parasite
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsThe Trump administration has proposed a rule that would allow foster care and adoption agencies to turn away LGBT f… https://t.co/Q5pbX8OEuM
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11/3
2019
BREAKING: The Trump administration announced it will allow anti-LGBTQ discrimination in all grants from @HHSGov, im… https://t.co/Pj7ijM4CQK
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11/2
2019
The limited edition BN Waves have dropped. You can get a pair now if you so please. #teamnike #nbyxcultivatorhttps://t.co/vcdICzvIdoHere I am at 10 dressed as the Grim Reaper. This was the last time I dressed up for Halloween as a kid. Such a fun… https://t.co/y2DgXldOYU
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11/1
2019
Did y’all know Griffith Park is named after a man named Griffith Griffith who shot his wife in the face? Happy Halloween @oldmanweldon HahahahaWho is the most annoying man from Chef’s Table? I gotta go with Will Goldfarb. All answers are correct, please weigh in below.Pineapple or Jughead https://t.co/iZKTDtSW6ZI’ve been driving past Santa Monica and Van Ness all day every day since the Zendaya singing along to Beyoncé video… https://t.co/KhhaSyeqsZIf anyone needs me to take their kid trick-or-treating, just know I take a 10% fee. First look deal.Rules for when I die 1.) Don’t turn me into a hologram 2.) You can sell merch at the funeral 3.) Procession is all… https://t.co/SA0a6XLNBm
10/31
2019
This industry has trained us to be terrified of losing our jobs so it's almost impossibly brave to quit on principl… https://t.co/aZoqiryfcX
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsOfficially adding “landlord behavior” to the diss lexiconThe Richard Pryor Show. Good Times. Boomerang. The Wayans Bros. Friday. Vampire in Brooklyn. The Boondocks. John Wi… https://t.co/A0YQKZNDX2
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsJohn Witherspoon delivering one of the most legendary lines in film history https://t.co/RhxgqdJEJh
Retweeted by Brittani Nichols @Keah_Maria Lists are just people with full time publicists @Keah_Maria TheeSatisfaction, SassyBlack, Tiffany Gouche, Be Steadwell, Samiere, Tish Hyman
10/30
2019
@janiobi I do this all the time. ALL the time. @alyssashmalyssa Lmao. Wow. A real one
10/29
2019
Me when someone mentions a person I know: Oh, yeah. That’s my friend. Me when I see that same person in public and… https://t.co/T12VLwt1OS @cerisecastle Y’all need to get that cursed publication up outta here @cerisecastle He fucking wishes. Also, how you gone roast somebody on your own channel lmaoI love Wendy’s. They’re like you can either have five items for four dollars or one burger for six. Incredible.Now will y’all accept that your little thrones show was badI like Unbelievable because it was two women being incredible at their jobs of portraying two women that were incredible at their jobsI don’t know who needs to hear this, but Rep. Duncan Hunter *had an affair with one of his Congressional staffers (… https://t.co/rFJBoO9RoU
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsYG invites fan on stage to yell out "F**k Donald Trump," kicks him off after he refuses https://t.co/7z9r9gVXav
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsTrump getting booed and enduring chants of "Lock Him Up" at the World Series is exactly the kind of content my hear… https://t.co/fndKzPxyKh
Retweeted by Brittani Nichols @GabrielleDennis Hahaha
10/28
2019
@SimonLewis75009 Ewwww. What a clownI love my girlfriend. She’s the best partner I’ve ever had by miles and miles. But if this dog piss in my home one more time, it’s over.
10/27
2019
Ranking of Star Wars movies, worst to best: The Sith Menace Return of the Empire Attack Awakens Rogue Jedi The For… https://t.co/XbxuiBYKVr
Retweeted by Brittani NicholsDiane on BoJack Horseman liking Micheal Barbaro, the most annoying voice in radio...you hate to see it @brittashipsit 😅😐😳You have to admire lesbian parties’ commitment to waiting until it’s the most lit to absolutely destroy the vibe by… https://t.co/Ah64k9aYgY
10/26
2019
If I knew I could do whatever the hell I wanted to and only go to jail for eleven days I would continue to do whatever the hell I wanted toSomeone somewhere got a tattoo that says surboardt. I don’t *know* this is true but I feel in my bones that it is.Kelly Bachman performed at a party were Harvey Weinstein was in attendance. She did not let that go unremarked upon… https://t.co/lJnxjiJaik
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10/25
2019
Hear @1AbbyRoad @AlexisGirlNovak @RobertBuscemi @JulieAbridged @glazerboohoohoo @zachreinert0 @SelenaCoppockhttps://t.co/VKU31WYYwe
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10/24
2019
@jaboukie Cursed @melanielynskey Oh damn it’s lit
10/23
2019
Today is the start of NBA season. If you don’t know which team to root for, reply and I’ll pull one out of a hat for you
Retweeted by Brittani Nichols @aardvarsk Are you putting the teams back into the hat after they’re pulled? Or one person per team guaranteeToday is 1 year since top surgery. Still pretty wild that I cut my boobs off. Thanks to all that took care of me af… https://t.co/9RPIxwI3Ne @alyssashmalyssa @grease_bat Omg lmaoAnd this article about it is also a must-read. This whole thing just makes me so happy to be alive, I can't even ex… https://t.co/f6wcHZhgyC
Retweeted by Brittani Nichols @HenryMoVal Burn @MsPeters14 Lmao I’m serious @dasmeff I’ve seen several seasons of Burn Notice this checks out @PlaidDc Oooh what is this @RobinBFoss Damn called The Office blah! @kwlamar Ooh this is a good one @SYD_N_PLAY YepNo one on Twitter cares about this sort of thing but my exclusive Air Max 1s drop November 1st this is an advertise… https://t.co/rbFgOtJqV8Holes (2003) https://t.co/iS3CfgGjQG
10/22
2019
What is the most blah show you’ve seen every episode of?
10/21
2019

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