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Former script reader, current not-bitter writers’ assistant. Here to save writers from their mistakes. Author of MICHAEL F-ING BAY https://t.co/xAWrn54dZ1

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Joined Twitter 8/19/09


Dear anonymous trump people telling reporters you don’t like the Stone commutation: Nobody gives a shit. You’re all… https://t.co/J6M5ahM4qD
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderSAME https://t.co/Dvl9LukBzsSometimes, I meet with fancy Hollywood folks. My favorite thing to do in those meetings is recommend another good w… https://t.co/1z4OAqu39Q
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @BittrScrptReadr Season 4 had a really great fuck it energy. They knew it was over and just started having fun tryi… https://t.co/nlyDIw49Fn
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderBet he greets his guests with “Welcome to Wakanda” https://t.co/rSA7Okf7DdThere 50 million school kids in the United States. The Republican Party wants to send them all back to school. Do… https://t.co/B22T8y8avA
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderJust a reminder for no reason that the "radical left indoctrination" at colleges is really just your kids leaving t… https://t.co/8BAFbhBH1C
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThis isn't a conspiracy theory, it's the dangerous consequence of years and years of manipulation by the GOP, Right… https://t.co/rF0P3QDAUn
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderHappening today! Proceeds go to @GKTWVillage, Give Kids the World. 💗 https://t.co/pg5fO1Z9jq
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThe next time you hear Trump call for "law and order" remember that he has pardoned/commuted: Joe Arpaio (Contemp… https://t.co/zS4aHLPS4q
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderG Mason: "The president ought not to have the power of pardoning b/c he may pardon crimes advised by himself." J M… https://t.co/crfz72BN8N
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderShowrunner Rule #3: I’ll take a great person over a great writer any day. I can fix writing, but I can’t get back time an asshole wastes.
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderWorth noting that Stone’s admission that he could have incriminated Trump would make Trump’s pardon an act of obstr… https://t.co/HMUXBYgoUz
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThat so many lives are being put at risk in an effort to show solidarity with a blatantly corrupt, brainworm-afflic… https://t.co/Ci2mp7gggz
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThis year has been a daily, brutal beating, from every conceivable angle, and every time it seems like it cannot po… https://t.co/IKmg73uDHG
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader"If I were her I'd quit!" OK, but we still have a mortgage to pay for. Bills to pay. I'm no longer employed. In f… https://t.co/E1fREoGQEM
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderForcing everyone back into that building puts everyone at risk, her included. Which means she'll be putting me at r… https://t.co/1DAg9WGJpx
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderMy wife's a special ed teacher at a high school here in Austin, and has learned that she'll be expected to go back… https://t.co/2M5FuzHaSY
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderNot even Nixon during Watergate dared to pardon his co-conspirators or commute their sentences. That Trump has done… https://t.co/qO0LmlDPmW
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @brianscully I love that sequence so much I don't even care there's no logical reason for McCoy to be there @brianscully "Bones! Where's my damn torpedo?"I was exactly the right level of tipsey for THE OC's finale. Completed the whole series. Final ranking S1>S4>S2>S3GOP boycotting Nike over Kaepernick = “free speech” Dems boycott anything= “suppression” I know consistency isn’t… https://t.co/8WlmNI4isz
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @MuseZack @nandorvila I did not know that! @MuseZack @nandorvila From the long view of the entire series, DEFINITELY a douchebag fraud. From the perspective o… https://t.co/O3i7DD3Sk1I respect this level of punnery https://t.co/rJ90PR9UHJMike Schur was on THE OC??!??!?! @helenshang My goal is to be the showrunner of a room so awesome that the consulting producer wants to show up all five days.My career goal is to sell a show, run it, etc. -- but this here is the final endgame long-term goal: walking into t… https://t.co/4iyj5HyXfB
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderYou cannot underestimate what a strong actress can do for making that transition. Yes, the writers pivoted slightly… https://t.co/QRrbyaOKiW @moryan @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne @ExtraHotPodcast I need another podcast like I need a hole in the h… https://t.co/e1MPdDQNDXwe definitely got into it on the forums. especially the fan fiction forums https://t.co/KJrmaOLUoi
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderDoes THE OC ever make it text that in dating Taylor, Ryan is basically dating Seth? I assume there were whole foru… https://t.co/7aXUm32usY @Beckylooo oh man, i thought I was the only one to see this. YES. @brianscully @MuseZack @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne Well, this bottle of Moscato isn't going to drink itself... @MuseZack @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne Yeah, I thought that's the one you meant. @MuseZack @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne One of the GREATEST scenes in the history of the show. You could… https://t.co/Cpm9oob497 @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne They also cut the reference to "thoron fields and duranium shadows" and the… https://t.co/KyQsboR43FWell, these last five episodes of THE OC aren't going to watch themselves... @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne They cut that scene in syndication, you know. @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne Knew what it was going to be before I even clicked the link. I was right. @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne Phage is possible Top 10 Voyager. Ah, when the Delta Quadrant felt dangerous and unique... @JoseMolinaTV @brianscully @GeoffThorne This tweet is the verbal representation of that Grandpa Simpson GIF of walk… https://t.co/JQU74CuuXa @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne There aren't many Quark-centric eps I like, but damn if the writers didn't… https://t.co/C49Y7ydrsH @brianscully @JoseMolinaTV @GeoffThorne Voyager definitely had the most solid and consistent first season. It was l… https://t.co/M6bVUEDDZf @kbiegel One day they'll shoot this tweet word for wordBeth you are my twin soul right now. Co-Ep's or above, I have an amazing list of scripts to read too! https://t.co/dziuH3OTfD
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderYes, I’m boiled over. Thanks for sharing my dads obit. 💔 @MarkedByCovid https://t.co/HEieuEcwKM
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderBREAKING: A veto-proof majority of the Seattle City Council has agreed to defund @SeattlePD budget by 50% and reall… https://t.co/ti3xi8wwRf
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThe Roger Stone commutation was timed to prevent you from noticing Bill Barr shuffling the deck over at EDNY to thr… https://t.co/qhCWs2hc3l
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThis is like writing fanfic for the show you’re running https://t.co/92ABjjefNqTrump’s commuting of Stone’s sentence will likely encourage other lackies and Moscow to commit similar crimes to he… https://t.co/Bd3h7qsnSf
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderTed Cruz has done more to stand up for canned beans than he’s done to stand up for his wife. https://t.co/FNbuluItlj
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThe only madness here is the reopening itself https://t.co/vTx89zW8OiJoseph Arpaio, Scooter Libby, Dinesh D'Souza, Michael Milken, Bernard Kerik, Rod Blagojevich, and now, Roger Stone.
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThe pattern continues: Barr replaces a US Atty with his own close aide, this time in EDNY. The other pattern is tha… https://t.co/UGGzT3EdCb
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderDon't miss: Barr has pulled the U.S. Attorney for EDNY to take a role at Main Justice. Richard Donoghue was tasked… https://t.co/sanFVYxePq
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderWhy is no one framing the pending Roger Stone commutation as Trump being a co-conspirator? That's exactly what Muel… https://t.co/F4ZI8TtpKK
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderOnly Trump could make Nixon look good.
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderBy commuting the prison sentence of Roger Stone, Trump is signaling that he really isn’t interested in winning over… https://t.co/zxKJnJebPw
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderHe commuted Roger Stones sentence. Roger Stone lied to Congress & the FBI & attempted to influence the election.… https://t.co/2wfOk8MGwQ
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThat it somehow needs to be the single thing that solves diversity and representation for everyone? It did enough. It did more than enough.
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThe disappointment/frustration at Hamilton boggles my fucking mind. No one piece of art has a responsibility to be… https://t.co/LXAqpwk8KL
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderTrump just commuted Roger Stone’s sentence. Stone lied and intimidated witnesses to hide Trump’s exploitation of t… https://t.co/kr21qTanXb
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderFlashback to Jan. 2019, when Trump’s own Attorney General, Bill Barr, said during his confirmation hearing that par… https://t.co/9wpUyUr8sH
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @rmayemsinger @BittrScrptReadr As a POC, it’s shocking to me that his approval rating never dips below 39%. So when… https://t.co/JLpu8fD80C
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7/11
2020
Just a reminder that issuing a pardon or commuting a sentence in exchange for a witness refusing to testify about y… https://t.co/UXOUS0GY7M
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThere needs to be an ad about the scum that Trump has pardoned or commuted. Stone and Arpaio obviously being the wo… https://t.co/4hOxjtDNBZBREAKING: Thanks to thousands of people who ordered tickets for Trump’s MAGA rally in New Hampshire with no plans t… https://t.co/aCA2LdRyLr
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderMaybe you voted for Trump in 2016 for "something different," but to support him now is unforgivable. You're either… https://t.co/Hbb19jxxlX
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderExcept for the fact that we can't leave our house, or see anyone, and everyone's out of a job, and thousands and th… https://t.co/BUeUjxkDfz
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderSince when is standard to judge/act on intelligence analysis whether it would stand up in a court of law? Absurd s… https://t.co/nwdWWh9y97
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @LizAlps I want to believe this is about the monster who lost his job this week, but I suspect that's NOT who you're talking aboutWhen you let an abuser think he’s a victim, *you* are the one enabling him to silence the real victims. What the… https://t.co/9ALGKyWpg0
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThe president doesn’t care about his supporters, he only cares that they support him. It’s clear Richard Rose and… https://t.co/8McVlEqQkC
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderI’m not posting this to make fun of this guy. This is the tragedy of 45’s legacy. There’s other screen grabs of Ri… https://t.co/U9pG2ug1cl
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @brianscully @captainhaystack wow.PROTIP: Infinitely more often than not, pro screenwriters work extra hours extra hard to help unrepped/unsold write… https://t.co/RVtCVhOCDE
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @johngary @MysteryCr8tve @baddestmamajama You either die a hero or you live long enough to not bother learning the names of the next villain @MysteryCr8tve @johngary @baddestmamajama I know I'm doing twitter right because each season it takes me longer to… https://t.co/Ui2qucykLI @JeffLieber It also replicates what you've said you love about magnetic dry erase cards... complete mobility! @AaronTheH oh he's in that stretch too @JeffLieber We've used breakout rooms in order to let some of the staff bluesky the next ep, while the screws are t… https://t.co/CUszjSs6Ht @JeffLieber We're using WritersRoom Pro as our Virtual Board and OH MY GOD it's so much better than any other alter… https://t.co/LNs2BtZVkHOoh, somebody is very, very upset about his SAT revelation. https://t.co/GGhScOJ8ns
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThere is a grinning idiot giving Twitter advice on how to be a successful Film/TV writer. A number of you are follo… https://t.co/E78QDlYIfb
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderThis is up to 62,000+ likes so far. This is probably the biggest reaction to a panel I've done since "One punch" https://t.co/XlRyqSORd2
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderWatching American Graffiti for the first time. (I know) And HOW ARE THESE BOTH RICHARD DREYFUSS JUST 3 YEARS APART?! https://t.co/EQ3A4SnOau
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderChris Brown AND Kevin Sorbo? Oy. who cast the back stretch of THE OC's final season? Clearly someone without a crystal ball.The FIRST time. If they hit once, they hit twice. And they’re also hitting someone else you can’t see. https://t.co/jJ9MwPncld
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderI was staff writer for 3 seasons (on 2 different shows). Gaumont, the studio behind my 1st show, actually disregard… https://t.co/oiuAq5cZBC
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader"just shut up before I tie you up with hemp rope, set you on fire and get high off of the fumes from your burning f… https://t.co/uDWhxn6qisYou know that thing you've always wanted to write? That thing you weren't sure was marketable or produceable? That… https://t.co/DF9WPOzRzx
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @JackPMoore I don't think there's a DCEU action scene that's as well-built and well-structured as the plane rescue.… https://t.co/XAkL7rnGdz @JackPMoore It's better than any DC movie of the last 10 years with the exception of WONDER WOMANAbsolutely, positively ZERO lies detected and any of you replying to tell me otherwise are wrong and will be ignore… https://t.co/bXy1inn0NA @Randhyllcho @ChemSuperFreak @BittrScrptReadr It’s $$ saved in the budget. Can go to hiring other writers or can go… https://t.co/Urhy49URJ0
Retweeted by Bitter Script Reader @BittrScrptReadr Important to note to those reading that these numbers may seem high, but that’s not 52 weeks a yea… https://t.co/idHk1LtGUj
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderWhen doctors are very surprised that you passed a basic cognitive test, it’s usually because everything else about… https://t.co/7Jl0iQnY12
Retweeted by Bitter Script ReaderI was a staff writer three times and offered it a fourth before I got a bump. It’s frustrating as hell. https://t.co/JOP8K5XWyo
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