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Lovechild of Chris Sarandon in FRIGHT NIGHT & Susan Sarandon in THE HUNGER | 💍 @veloci_trap_tor | @ThisEndsAtProm co-host | Writer4Hire | #Powerbomb dir.

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@BrowncoatAuror Especially when JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS is right there just waiting to be referenced. https://t.co/CYoXNhZfRS @TracedThurman @smashtraves @bstolemyremote WHOA WHAT?! This is a game changer. @smashtraves @TracedThurman @bstolemyremote ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) I fucki… https://t.co/2386C9ncMwIn honor of @Veloci_trap_tor being named CLEVELAND’S BEST BARTENDER for 2020, I would like to remind everyone that… https://t.co/gzoHYt5QD2
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloI want a girl with a short skirt and a long bibliography
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloWe know you are the best, but it’s time the rest of CLE caught on. @Veloci_trap_tor has created so many great cockt… https://t.co/g4KflM38XK
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloThe discussion on “authentic” queer casting was so refreshing. Really loved this episode. https://t.co/StwUX4xftu @MissAmaLea PLEASE.When you do your homework last minute: https://t.co/3oeOHPYx2P
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloCleveland named @Veloci_trap_tor Best Bartender 2020 via @ClevelandScene as well. Did you know she wrote a Queer… https://t.co/RT1qOskjRX
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @JorCru When are you producing this and where can I send money?Hi everyone, a reminder that “SHOP SMALL” also means giving shops the benefit of your time to process orders. A lot… https://t.co/AGxkc6mWEn
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloTo every bigoted would-be patron who has ever walked in, saw my incredible wife behind the bar and walked out—you c… https://t.co/YE4yIvz1f6Here's a clip of @bjcolangelo talking about how HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL messed her up as a kid on our patreon exclusi… https://t.co/Yr5GpQeIIN
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloAm I proud? Yes. Am I crying? Also yes. The only woman nominated this year and the only openly trans woman ever no… https://t.co/u0LmsOHdbV @okpants *cracks fingers* *opens Final Draft*The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. It's Happy Honda Days.
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloYearly reminder: No Black director has ever won best director. This year—assuming we get “Judas and the Black Messi… https://t.co/LBYZUW8WGC
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloThank you @P0LISHPHEN0M for being the first and only to pick up on this crossover. Can I please use this as my su… https://t.co/Sr1VbeDRia @WesIsDad Well, obviously. I’m a bad aunt, not a monster. ...ketamine when they’re 21.👀 https://t.co/18ickEgGz8Ahem... @bjcolangelo and @Veloci_trap_tor are legendary https://t.co/dta7iGBeGv https://t.co/d2EDTMUP1Y
Retweeted by BJ Colangelohttps://t.co/64vdHUqvyn @doja_cash Love you, buddy. Forever proud of you.Just recorded our Sleepover commentary track for this month...Patrons, you’re in for a good one. https://t.co/pxeGjGIgRC
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @tekkysuicide You have to ignore Will Farrell doing his usual schtick but everything else is gold.Give it four years, kiddo. https://t.co/GFrVL1aCzq @Themaplewitch Yes, yes I did. And I was not surprised 😂 @Ungapungiuk @Massawyrm Yes. Please do. It gets SO good.Also: my wrap ups are always ridiculous because I primarily use Spotify to warm up my voice when driving so all the… https://t.co/YynZDVdpySI fucking meant it when I said “Husavik” deserves an Oscar nom. https://t.co/NlJnt8NECqwho gives a shit about being "valid" I want to be "laid"
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloWAP WAP Rasputin exists and my wife just Rick Roll’d me with it. I didn’t know I needed this mashup but oh, I neede… https://t.co/kF1cRWejhC @brbrbrantley ROISIN MURPHY YES! @JoyseaCrew @Veloci_trap_tor 1) How dare. Of course I have. 2) Those characters actually fuck though. That’s not th… https://t.co/49FrhWtwv8 @SceneSallard @TVNewsLady It’s this right here. This is unfuckingbelievable. https://t.co/o6TRKK4vQ1
12/2
2020
*watching ANIMANIACs* @Veloci_trap_tor: “Oh no,...I think people are gonna wanna fuck that lady mouse.” *me alrea… https://t.co/FwVoEoT33vClevelanders should be disgusted by the city's decision to end its moratorium on water and power shutoffs at the he… https://t.co/fsNqMgwHBH
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @TheGayChingy The way he says it is absolutely carved in my brain. I even read “Goldfrapp” with the “I don’t care e… https://t.co/aNMQfhXyMiI yearn for the day where I stop seeing my name tagged alongside someone I’ve gone no-contact with. Keep it out o… https://t.co/PhjvEdGFRq @MichaelVarrati I am so obsessed with the way your brain works.Happy December 1st. Please enjoy my toddler Christmas fashion shoot. https://t.co/InBWA33fYuYeah, @_seankeller wrote a pretty perfect Christmas song. https://t.co/eTLxmNND0JI'm just a girl, standing in front of her mirror, asking for a ghost to appear reflected behind her for a split sec… https://t.co/KmQ9d2LtVp
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @girlsgutsgiallo It’s such good conversation. Practically cheering from my chair. @smashtraves GREEN TEAM!!!A lot of people pointing to the GLAAD style guide, which is, I think, not the best on this specific issue! The… https://t.co/qyozWTnbcs
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloThank you @girlsgutsgiallo and @clarapluton for the amazing discussion on BOMBSHELL. As always, why the hell aren’t… https://t.co/V8mpaZQRG7 @academy_queens Why specify? “Academy Award nominated performer” gets the point across. Plenty of trailers just say… https://t.co/vol5YMNdQSIf you need Elliot Page deadnamed in the same sentence as “of Umbrella Academy, X-Men, and Academy Award nominated… https://t.co/cbdJdKQvKLI love the cruel toddler rage of grown men who see some fat dyke succeed in a field they'll never, ever break into.… https://t.co/6tQkcflmD2
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @whyaredads My dad and I’s “comfort movie” is ENCINO MAN. So I got him a print from @okpants and he pretended not to cry.For real though—I’m about to start body checking anti-maskers.WE LOVE YOU, ELLIOT! https://t.co/RMIqaJI3kW @russfischer I don’t think people realize how much sound carries from boots on upper floors. I know he’s just walki… https://t.co/cKMAT87JZV @AWolfeful I can’t wait to leave. https://t.co/tdLATuMbqSTODAY IS A DAY.Look. Okay. I wasn’t going to post anything on here until I had more concrete news: but someone I deeply care about… https://t.co/emmglVAoe0 @Veloci_trap_tor https://t.co/w41KHR6low @Veloci_trap_tor I’m not dead yet!Yeah, fuck it. This person sucks. https://t.co/94uBe6xP0sYeah. So this person is talking shit about my wife and I am fucking fuming. https://t.co/eGVr6MfiW4 @TracedThurman Check the DM I just sent you... https://t.co/JD6lo6Jxsq @TracedThurman I’m really gonna need you to hold me back on this one...Lush financially supports TERF groups so uhhhhh get your bath bombs and holiday gifts from Witch Baby Soap instead… https://t.co/cQAcdtEYrD
Retweeted by BJ Colangelolol ok I see you netflix https://t.co/BPJexHvvHQ https://t.co/AX79vIdehk
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloCatherine O'Hara is trending, so: https://t.co/yM6Y4X5WNE
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Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @Liz_UNfair Oh no! Her cold paws!Also: I don’t want anyone from a forever sunshine state to complain about upstairs neighbors until they’ve had to d… https://t.co/HzffCNB8GjWe have now reached a generation that has no idea that there was an AIDS crisis in the late 80s early 90s. And tha… https://t.co/VqQZjb0ueC
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloLOLOLOL I CANNOT WAIT TO MOVE! https://t.co/e9o0mcZdVNThanks for the kind words. Glad folks are enjoying this so much. Hire @doja_cash for all your asshole teen needs! https://t.co/OfTthEBGyQ
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloIf you watch 1973's 3 Dev Adam aka "Captain America and Santo vs. Spider-Man" on Youtube (because it is basically l… https://t.co/rhEuIVYlgX
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloBeing a writer means opening the document you absolutely goddamn geniused your way through yesterday and realizing… https://t.co/n3dj0L8i9j
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @courtenlow Jennifer Dionisio is a genius and a master. I will be buried with this. @courtenlow This art hangs above my bed and I just needed you to know that. https://t.co/w1jUmDnquKI'VE CRIED TWICE TODAY! https://t.co/gxLPPHYqyn @nesgritton The delivery driver left it on the porch of the restaurant next door. The owner came over IN THE RAIN t… https://t.co/gaZ9o3HA14
12/1
2020
Thank you @Veloci_trap_tor for this early Christmas gift. 😭😭😭The theragun is no joke and I am not 86% made of pudding.If you haven't caught ALWAYS SHINE on Criterion Channel, this is your shot! Directed by perfect angel Sophia Takal… https://t.co/0XwMcMkGxE
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloA reminder that, while we're arguing over the "queer sensibilities" of a proudly lesbian movie made by a largely LG… https://t.co/AvFJJzTzB1
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @fignewtunes There’s so much joy here! @JorCru Remember when I did a rewatch of ALL the Bret Michael’s Vh1 dating shows at the start of pandemic? Woof. @SeanNarrates I got this today too 😂 @TaraAnsley YOU DID IT!!! @britnidlc MINE CAME TODAY TOO! AHHHH!oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree harder christmas tree
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @raesofleekyyyy Working from my kitchen table removed the option to look across a table and have dialogue-less judgement with you. 😭The fact I don’t get to sit around and talk shit with @raesofleekyyyy all day anymore is offensive to my life’s happiness.“Because i don’t want to” is an extremely valid reason
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @TracedThurman @JorCru And TBH-probably should stack with non-men. @TracedThurman You need @JorCruHappy Monday! You asked for it and we’re delivering. This week’s episode is EASY A (2010) featuring producer… https://t.co/5ESiwOtzeU
Retweeted by BJ ColangeloMy first non-list for @WhatsOnFuture is all about EUPHORIA, a show I love for reasons outside of the obvious. 💚😭 https://t.co/Ph7pfaYaKzWhen BJ asked me how to describe the flow of the mix this month I think I mumbled about residual, post-election ang… https://t.co/IutAPC4cr4
Retweeted by BJ Colangelo @ellesep Shamelessly plugging my wife’s work on the film https://t.co/ToySLGYCec @ellesep They ruined Lana and Rusev’s wedding! THE TRAVESTY. https://t.co/5eGG4M2fPu @raesofleekyyyy You’re really just living my dream.
11/30
2020

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