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Blackout Theatre Company: standing in a pool of light in front of a room full of suddenly silent strangers... Also FOH manager at the Quarry Theatre in Bedford

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@devillefilm @ArrivedInGenX @Nick_Pettigrew @vocjam I just used to shoot the Gavin guy to shut him up!Poor Donald. https://t.co/j5KHoH3rou
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9/30
2020
@AndyDekka 😂People have lost their minds. You do not chain up a fire exit. https://t.co/lijSwZv3ts
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Currently singing “four-times outdoor masturbator” to the theme tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. https://t.co/dD3qFBovCG
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿“A new theatre-making project giving young people in rural Suffolk a platform to tell their stories.”… https://t.co/xz7V9ASHTx
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @andiabz I knew I’d seen her somewhere before! @Westers1401 @Bbmorg 50p coins? @herladyship15 https://t.co/i2p0zPM5wRNo... no, I don’t. But I can’t help feel that by the time you’re appealing to the public for information on this po… https://t.co/PSNn4AW3vw
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9/29
2020
I might try singing this to my wife after successful coitus. https://t.co/qKAsLjbgpz
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿If the NYT story is "fake news," Trump can prove it by releasing just one page of his 2016 and '17 returns, that cr… https://t.co/euC3CH2Jlv
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Joined this residents group chat recently. I don't live there but I think I'm close to making some new friends alre… https://t.co/p1CLalDmpE
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿This looks good. Where can we get tickets? https://t.co/hLBcralOHY
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿On this day in 1066 William the Conqueror invaded England. Must be nice being invaded by someone with a bit of clas… https://t.co/Aa3i4Cc1aN
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿You may not have liked my Richard II for the @RSC. But at least I bothered to learn it. https://t.co/zu2YhzHuGe
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @elizacarthy One of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard, so beautifully performed too. It’s even more special… https://t.co/qWiyYh211SDid you enjoy “Us”, the story of a hapless, grumbling trio facing a series of difficult challenges and sobering tra… https://t.co/J854JHGoC4
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿ABC: His taxes CNN: His taxes Animal Planet: His taxes Cartoon Network: His taxes FOX News: Hearty fall soup rec… https://t.co/Ng2skpiKhC
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Finished colouring it in did you, Donnie? https://t.co/uxrGsBFgK2 @gregbyronwords He’s paid more to hookers than he has in taxes....
9/28
2020
Laurence Fox's Wikipedia page must've been written by Laurence Fox as it claims he's a song writer and musician. I… https://t.co/iw9Rsnou6V
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Mercifully - most people fall into neither of these groups. Most people are decent, kind & (sensibly) uncertain. Mo… https://t.co/XxMG8l1KAd
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿“Capo birthday to you...” https://t.co/k4QYQ2qHD5As an aside, that’s not a pub. Cobra beer, tiled floor, knife and fork and napkin, table cloth. He’s at the Indian… https://t.co/NbwHtI4Fcm
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Here’s the traditional picture of the cake Sarah made for my birthday. You may find your blood turning to pure suga… https://t.co/LXiedApJ0KThis is like our poster for Contractions, if Lizzie was a cat, eh @lissyloumalt https://t.co/n1y0ckS9U4https://t.co/60VmEbaQbL https://t.co/w6wdnggUO3
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Jack Gillam: “a quiet, unassuming, gentlemanly man”. Jack was a teacher and played rugby for @SaintsRugby,… https://t.co/TvRMwcfhHC
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿One of the most perfect bridge views in the world. I adore it. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://t.co/IsDi7lPA64
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ashmcgregor @TheStevenThomas Ok, I’ve said Noto masks, what now?We carnt spel https://t.co/AUNpDu9d0rI know this for the new ordinations at Wells but it looks like a badass church squad is about to defend the cathedr… https://t.co/GiuPVHXBw7
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @teletweet52 @JackJonesxtra 4,350 miles
9/27
2020
@phut_phut_sefka Ours kicked in this morning! @MrChrisClarkson I’d put the heating on the other day to make sure there were no summer air locks etc. I must’ve l… https://t.co/WiAivkQ7asBought myself a 6 metre yurt. Because theatre touring in the UK? We don't know, and I'll find a way to perform eve… https://t.co/1AclwpKNmT
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Mad respect for King George III's long game. https://t.co/oMw3T6jaHU
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿This is investigative journalism and research at its best. Tory journalist blames @NicolaSturgeon for this - withou… https://t.co/CmbDJLnxEL
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿London 1705 and someone died from boghouse fumes https://t.co/qPFTk97wDt
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Amazon UK: 33,000 Jobs Only 293m to HMRC Removes footfall from other businesses “Hallmark of capitalism.” “Viable”… https://t.co/6s0Bin4XmG
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿“I, for one, welcome our asteroid overlords” https://t.co/RvcqKK3GnAWith endless ads for collectors’ limited edition Spitfire coins and incontinence trousers in between... https://t.co/h1pIiRXEZkBrilliant, guess whose birthday it is tomorrow? 😮 https://t.co/ybEyND9r0iYou can see why she gets headhunted for all the top jobs... https://t.co/HdyYcgUtrl- i sense the presence of the devil himself. he is walking amongst us enveloping us all with the stench of death an… https://t.co/EPwP4gTcVw
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @theworldsetfree The Restless Cushion of Mabel Bacon ... @ben_cajee I bought a bean to cup coffee machine at the start of lockdown. Best purchase ever! 😄Hi #RishiSunak. I've been thinking about what makes a viable business. Here's a little story for you. Barbara is a… https://t.co/BholLMyFt0
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9/26
2020
Just put my slippers on the wrong feet, but I’m so rock and roll, I don’t care.... @GwilymBowenRhys @MikeSpikeInker Darren: (kicks open door) Oi, Taffy! Three pints of lager you sheep shaggin’ twat.… https://t.co/RU6WPeWKWcToday is the start of our new financial year. Our focus again is not on making profit, it’s on running a kind and c… https://t.co/7I4FWxzlzI
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Did the Tories think he was going to be visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve and wake up a completely different… https://t.co/oxqj60b9hA
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿We are opening up next month! More events on sale soon. Limited tickets due to social distancing measures. Book now… https://t.co/PaNhouDkmR
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Possibly the most 1970s video you’ll ever see... happy Friday! https://t.co/gGXxNoZv6P @TakedownMRAs Is it something to do with having a tiny penis?Interesting thread... https://t.co/f0YzcQesDWIf a country renowned for acting like its trousers are on fire performing the most mundane task can do this, why ca… https://t.co/jB6qfCGbZE @valmcdermid I’m going bankrupt supplying mealworms for the greedy feathered bams round here!Some excellent casting advice for all actors. Watch, listen and learn... https://t.co/OiPhDVUU9VScum. Subhuman scum. https://t.co/iX360B0eah
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿good morning mrs selfishpieceofshit, i had a feeling we’d meet again... https://t.co/OTumeqVYPv
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @nataliecastka @claremackint0sh What a great name Bertha Werther is!
9/25
2020
@Gturv It’s a bit like the old green marbled Lifebuoy soap... https://t.co/P1TasCz236I tried the old “I don’t believe in numbers” line in every maths lesson at school. Never worked.... https://t.co/WWDqpjkFBnTheatre friends. You are valued, you are viable. And I for one can't wait to see you all back where you belong. The… https://t.co/actRlyRNRV
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿AHA! Come along and meet our new visitor to The Forum - we hear he'll be hanging around for a few days...! https://t.co/X3c0UWEPtr
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Reminder, when you think the Creative Industries can “get to the back of the queue”, we’re a £112b industry and pum… https://t.co/HUPQbkFlZp
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿I got a COVID home testing kit. Address of the lab processing it raised my eyebrow... https://t.co/y21G6fHauo
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Happy one year anniversary to the 60p Morrisons basil my flatmate innocently bought when we moved in. To anyone who… https://t.co/59tedtyFBQ
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @valmcdermid @DrMDempster Ma Big Braw Scottish Words Colourin' Book is oot oan Amazon- ah'm pure chuffed. It’s big,… https://t.co/TwTrTtshpm
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @nataliecastka Is it coming from Mordor? @Danno375 @CBeebiesHQ Seven Seas of Kyan?This years John Lewis Christmas ad will feature Captain Tom Moore setting off on his zimmer frame to the pub at 6pm… https://t.co/vqkCckyX7B
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ChiefMiekelson Will Jean be asked to relocate too? @Danno375 @CBeebiesHQ All we hear is Radio NoJetters....
9/24
2020
“Haff annywan gat any battle arange jooz?” https://t.co/IPiGfzBI7kTell me again Grandpa, what you did in 2020? Oh Jimmy, you know I don't like to talk about my days smuggling bend… https://t.co/itUXJqC1Me
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿When you resemble an oil painting, courtesy of @DannyDutch ... https://t.co/7oYzhoDITQ
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @teletweet52 @AndyDekka Did he buy three pints and a bag of nuts in a pub in London? 😉 @nataliecastka 2027 is looking good....Just watched this. Really well done and surprisingly moving. #Pinter https://t.co/3DuuPekez8 @alexisconran @mrjamesob Johnson has this single tactic of making any criticism of T&T (which surely nobody can say… https://t.co/v0AjWPdee2
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿My bit on floundering Boris Johnson, the latest Thames whale https://t.co/JperssYkNe
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Brilliant! https://t.co/LubMniVMI6how Boris Johnson sees himself how Boris Johnson is https://t.co/LKQ7ko8fX8
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dd_opco Does the name Imhotep mean anything to these people?
9/23
2020
“You know he does... he really does...” https://t.co/3uLgvfidpgI love her https://t.co/Df1X9D7kqr
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Just six friends, sitting around a table, having a drink and leaving at 10pm. The lamest night out ever. But if it… https://t.co/emdKSUVEDl
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Here’s some rare Coronavirus good news... The fraction of cases resulting in deaths from COVID-19 keeps falling in… https://t.co/KVGCA1eBcI
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Some interesting thoughts here. https://t.co/7JmgN02gN4Rylan thingy seems to have decided to do Supermarket Sweep dressed as General Zod this afternoon... https://t.co/dGEeaahczNThis has made me laugh far more than it should. https://t.co/CITtwFLshM
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿I've not got 6 friends and I can't remember the last time I was out past 10pm. Who's winning now eh? #Covid19UK #Lockdown2
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @THAT_Jane It’s like the background flag that seems to be mandatory now. If you don’t have a length of material beh… https://t.co/sjYxREodS7Boris Johnson: "There is nothing more frustrating for the vast majority, the law-abiding majority that do comply. T… https://t.co/M6bYTGdcRX
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿8pm. Fade in on Boris Johnson. He stares at the camera without speaking. The nation holds its breath. Suddenly, a k… https://t.co/9SuBFhHrFz
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿As if things aren’t bad enough, Johnson now wants to put his arms round us... I think I’ll pass, thank you.
9/22
2020

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