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Blackout Theatre Company: standing in a pool of light in front of a room full of suddenly silent strangers... Also FOH manager at the Quarry Theatre in Bedford

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Yeah, no one at a tinpot club like Bedford would ever get to play in the Premiership, would they RFU?🔵 Open Letter from Chairman Geoff Irvine to the RFU ➡️ #BluesFamily #differentshadeofblue
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@Gturv No, eating it is!
Thank fuck for that
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@EthanCMason Yes! 😀I mean sure, because that ended so well.
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@THAT_Jane I have my moments! 😄 @THAT_Jane Was working on the ‘Gins and tonic’ principlePLEASE READ: Fascinating and honest interview with former @BedfordBluesRFC and @RugbyCanada international…
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TRY OF THE WEEK 🍾 And it’s an absolute beauty from @BedfordBluesRFC 🙌 #ChampRugby
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Utterly brilliant #InsideNo9 @comgavrob I did think of you when I saw them!Looking good! is it with Johnson and fantasy, vanity bridges? Idiotic... @JonnyHosking Nowt for Cats? @juevans I think if they could get Simon Russell Beale and Mark Rylance in too, they’d have the whole set!
Now that the Hastings surfer has been found alive, after a helicopter and lifeboat search which wasted RNLI time an…
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿I love those little duologue scenes in #Endeavour between Roger Allam and Anton Lesser. Short masterclasses in ‘any… @joshgardner Anyone got Greig Laidlaw’s number?My kids just begged me to play Fortnite with them. I said yes and they cheered and I actually felt a bit emotional.…
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first person tested for Orangina virus
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Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @asylumboundbook You being there was obviously the kick up the ‘arris they needed 😉. Good game last night, dominate… @valmcdermid As for the good people of Happisburgh in Norfolk...! @kennysmo @MrChrisClarkson @Westers1401 Enjoy the game all, remember these wise words, whatever the result! said, sir! @BedfordBluesRFC @CoventryRugby Happy punters!
Now there’s a shock... me neither.
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@puja_panchkoty @AndyDayTV Well done guys, great news!I’m going to use this GIF in every stats and sci comm lecture I ever deliver. 👌🏽 Perfection!
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Glad to see this terrific show is getting a West End run! Go see! is a must see show. Saw it in Edinburgh and absolutely loved it! the victim of crime today but I received very little sympathy from the members of this group chat I found on Fa…
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🏉🍺 NEXT UP | Rugby & Ale this Friday night under the lights at GR 💡 🔵 Blues take on old rivals @CoventryRugby, plu…
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Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lissyloumalt Bedford Home game so will be out in the cold instead! @dd_opco I do, unfortunately they are in Missouri (or maybe Kansas if you ask Trump!) @comgavrob If a coked up, rambling, incoherent load of pseudo-intellectual waffle is ‘believing in Britain’ then god help us...
What the bloody hell are you on, you ridiculous oaf? ‘bout those Chiefs? Amazing, love to all my friends in KCMO (that’s Missouri, can someone tell the President?… @KCChiefs_UK Smothering defence
Wow. @dd_opco this is your next project... 😉 @MrChrisClarkson Shockingly poor so far! @AmpthillRufc Good luck Amps, let’s make it a double win for Bedfordshire teams this weekend!So how are we feeling this morning #ChiefsKingdom ? T Rex is getting excited!
📰 MATCH REPORT | Only sport can write scripts like this. Huw Worthington’s dramatic try with the final passage of…
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@almurray I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.... @comgavrob I used to start at Cwmbrân Hilton a lot. Any relation? @comgavrob Who is Nicky Hilton and why do I care?Amen, brother... phoned me and asked me to join. That’s what got me into The Beatles.
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Don’t give up the day job, whatever that is.... all news and social media today. I don’t think I can stand any more of the graceless crowing, strutting an…
The last time The Jam played on the same bill as Cream was at the Scone Festival. No-one could decide who should go on first
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BedfordBluesRFC @Champrugby @jerseyrfc Actually it’s his birthday today! oops! @BedfordBluesRFC @Champrugby @jerseyrfc Happy birthday to Ronnie Toms, landlord of the Devonshire Arms 51 on Friday!Merry Brexit eve! Start dechlorinating your chicken now for brexit day. Don't forget to leave out a copy of the dai…
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Helpful tip on how to survive a shark attack: Instead of engaging in a brutal underwater fight to the death, chall…
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dd_opco Never forget the September in the Rain perf on the old board when it lost its settings and a few random li…
@THAT_Jane If only he could define what ‘done’ actually means...Instead of a minute's silence, you must now talk about Nicholas Parsons for one minute and you know the rules.
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Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Peace? Half the country hates the other half. Prosperity? 99% of the country is going to be poorer. Friendship with…
Retweeted by David Baxter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Always close games with @CornishPirates1 but not to be this time. Reasonably happy with a bonus away point. Have a… @jlsinc Is being involved in The Apprentice a short cut to insanity and WRITING WITH THE CAPS LOCK STUCK ON? 😀