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Movie philosopher. Enjoyer of things. Writer of pretentious bios and bad takes. I really like movies and theme parks.

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I've dreamed for years about some kind of crazy aesthetic, photogenic, lovely little themed land designed by Wes An… https://t.co/9iCP9cAyZR @wesleyasyouwish my god...projection mapping and lighting effects and cherry trees galore!Okay, random question: if you got to visit a theme park based around the filmography (or overall style) of one movi… https://t.co/rdkyFziw8wAnother good thing about less air traffic and pollution at the moment is that on most nights you can see the crawls… https://t.co/8rHUeenXaf
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4/9
2020
A nice reminder of what we were all doing together almost exactly 1 year ago. A nice reminder of what we will all… https://t.co/s4LrSis5o7
Retweeted by Houston Coleywhenever things feel grim, I just go watch all the videos of Parasite and Bong Joon-Ho winning at the Oscars and im… https://t.co/l3E3GUdTKK
4/8
2020
#thankyourianjohnson https://t.co/TgWVM7P6Mu
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4/7
2020
@HiTopFilms MY GOD....YES YES PLEASEcreative differences
Retweeted by Houston Coley @Giovanni_c I hadn’t connected this, that’s a great point @ey2studios In terms of the “virtual direction” I feel like this is such a step down from Toy Story 4. There was so… https://t.co/3C2UPr7REs @ey2studios I quite like Chris Pratt in The LEGO Movie but here it felt like the role was clearly meant to be Jack… https://t.co/hbmc1vRhc2 @ey2studios first reply and you're already getting at what I felt like too. there's a sense of cinematic tangibilit… https://t.co/vNkCxFRux2Watched Onward. It was okay! I'm interested in the most commonly prevailing criticism in the reviews, though, which… https://t.co/IndlPz9lH3
4/6
2020
YOOOOOO so my buddy @JohnathonOscar made a video about Rian Johnson's elegant, stripped-down, minimalist special ef… https://t.co/z0wjUkeuGg
4/4
2020
Weirdly, I'm hoping this situation pushes us *further away* from a digital world, through sheer overexposure. Livin… https://t.co/wCG8gEpGCr @ianlovesfilm Ahhhhhh this warms my heart!Really torn up about AMC heading towards bankruptcy. Still, I find it ironic that people are saying COVID-19 will k… https://t.co/FmHhmNvpv8 @lidvaskrov @Timofee8 @BrandonSiedlik @ljwr_ @tmj902 @JamesDo11790486 @alicenabs @KezyBugg1998 @JDOBE23https://t.co/xhgKcNkiNL
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4/3
2020
@hylianhero133 @loverboymedia @HiTopFilms @Browntable_Ent @jburd22 Sadboi hours. Never blame @jburd22. He was the o… https://t.co/B9N3EY8CUF
4/1
2020
The reviews for Invisible Man on iTunes are absolutely hilarious. https://t.co/Svh343lNg4
3/30
2020
That moment when your friends finally start talking about something you enjoy: https://t.co/9PDgerXolE
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3/26
2020
It's been 6 years, and I still rewatch The LEGO Movie and think to myself "how does this animation look THAT good?!"
3/23
2020
movie theaters are facing their biggest crisis ever, but i’m sick of reading predatory media pundits say things lik… https://t.co/fjUXzgXz54
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3/22
2020
But can we talk about yet again how the Prince of Egypt is the greatest animated film of all time? https://t.co/B3jy9Ma6sH
Retweeted by Houston Coleythe world is pretty wild right now, but among the chaos...things have been good https://t.co/f9Go2IiyE0
3/20
2020
We’ll go to Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over! https://t.co/L6iC0n6E6H
3/5
2020
@loverboymedia Don’t steal it from me Bails! It’s been on my list as “The Ultimate Animated Chaotic Energy” for years at this point
3/1
2020
I haven‘t caught up on much YouTube lately, but the new @patrickhwillems Star Wars video is maybe the most high-qua… https://t.co/PMDT6yhukV
2/27
2020
Soothing to retreat from the star wars fandom to the theme park fandom, where the hottest discourse at the moment i… https://t.co/cgFKCAfVtI
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2/25
2020
Wow. Nice. https://t.co/Lym7HxbQS3
2/13
2020
Best case scenario, I’ll leave the internet for another year and we’ll get Edgar Wright’s Ant-Man and Rian Johnson’s Rise of SkywalkerWow. I don’t check Twitter for a few days and suddenly Sam Raimi is directing the Doctor Strange sequel. Maybe I should do this more often.
2/6
2020
@tostopworrying one vague tweet and immediately you’ve got dozens of replies asking what you did wrong......this we… https://t.co/rro8mkm6cg'twas a good year indeed! https://t.co/6LbRlUzVmm @DaveyPeppers Dead Man Walking. The best film about Christianity ever made. @tostopworrying Watched the Director’s Cut last night. I have seen God and his name is Mike Flanagan
2/1
2020
My only other major requests are Best Adapted Screenplay for Little Women and Best Animated Feature for KLAUS. Make it happen, guys.If there’s any doubt about my pick for Best Picture while I’m gone... https://t.co/3CaPd8NDBr @sanic1020 *frantically googles synonyms for heartwarming* 😂 @KieranMBennett yes! I'll be in the tiny town of Greatham for several weeks studying. Then in London for a few days.I'm glad to be taking some time away from the internet, but really thankful for anybody who still follows the chann… https://t.co/36VYiTAnS3Sooooo I dunno if I mentioned it: I'm leaving this weekend to backpack and study in Europe for 2 months! Crazy exci… https://t.co/D8pPJUCsNv @ExpThemePark Never underestimate the Living With The Land fastpass.
1/31
2020
@taylorfilmguy be honest with yourself manI got completely lost in this amazing work. Congrats to all involved! Reminds me of when I was a kid making stop mo… https://t.co/oqVQ57eJEu
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1/30
2020
because you watched The Lion King, you might like The Lion King! https://t.co/cL6618Iz8I @GemOfAmara This is some really terrific analysis; I was anticipating some kind of cheap “here’s why these shows ar… https://t.co/1cyP5vjwNF @loverboymedia Hating the Fast and Furious movies because “uhh they’re dumb and silly and whatever” is the cinephil… https://t.co/4RGXv69VkjThis was one of most genuinely edifying and kindhearted moments I’ve seen on late night TV in years. It’s so good a… https://t.co/IcboCd3eEV @RunquistKarsten I’ve thought about this too; on one hand I’d be intrigued to see what a more naturalistic approach… https://t.co/X8vH0cN14I
1/29
2020
@Rami41686886 https://t.co/xnsvgY2owmif the Sonic The Hedgehog movie actually turns out to be Fun And Campy And Good, which at this point looks at least… https://t.co/BpXz8FNqbT @jtimsuggs @JacobTheHill Nobody is making anyone buy an $11 spork, you can (duh) just use the plastic silverware in… https://t.co/qx8O5DQqe2The Visual Architecture of Parasite: https://t.co/h0YINrO0qh Diving into how I think Parasite's visual design is c… https://t.co/h6aNlA7KuE
Retweeted by Houston Coley @SuperWeenieHtJr Given current attractions only: 1. Haunted Mansion 2. PeopleMover 3. Enchanted Tiki Room 4. Expedi… https://t.co/gk6Z6qfUXqThe metallic space sporks were never free, dude, people just kept stealing them and selling on eBay. They’re trying… https://t.co/0YQtJ2oMVB @hankgreen Shawshank Redemption! It’s really good! @tostopworrying Some of my favs, who I'm sure you know, are: - @loverboymedia - @electrolemon - @JennyENicholsonhttps://t.co/JEr0m9eBDE
1/28
2020
Still, as of right now I’m just in awe that any of this stuff worked at all. The immersion and theming of both ride… https://t.co/bXbRUluHw4The Falcon needs more missions and possible outcomes, and the gunners/engineers need better incentives. And please,… https://t.co/aF4G2NgRKgAre there things I’d change? Dude, one hundred percent. For starters, I think sometime down the line they’re going… https://t.co/onmtB3Ln00People in the land have really embraced the whole “roleplaying” aspect more than I thought they would. There are *s… https://t.co/yOcl5Jb62yThere’s lots of cynicism online about Rise and GE from the standpoint of operational concerns; people quip that non… https://t.co/9UXDPkiO72I’m pretty nostalgic about old Epcot Center and often wish I could’ve been there in the 80s - but it dawned on me r… https://t.co/oTaUsgfT28Doubts about how the land will age aside, it’s safe to say I love Galaxy’s Edge at WDW. Walking through Batuu is li… https://t.co/qCFpEfmcA3 @robjyeo The full theme plays during the Resistance Transport takeoff on Rise and when you're landing at the end of… https://t.co/S711hIdbc0One @rianjohnson just sent me this photo ‘sent with love’ from my friends at the pre Oscars luncheon. Can I ask… https://t.co/Haz11jA4rK
Retweeted by Houston ColeyIt's sad that Joker made so much money and no one went to see A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood but I guess it ma… https://t.co/fjHuqzhZKv
Retweeted by Houston ColeyI didn’t even know Michael Caine had a Twitter account but I’m definitely going to be touting this tweet as the fin… https://t.co/6CYQlaR3BQ
1/27
2020
literally every joke from the muppet movie but this scene literally cracks me up every time https://t.co/MixiDP3BIy https://t.co/jP84QGUeC0
Retweeted by Houston Coley @JennyENicholson @Defunctland https://t.co/Bwko3gAoR2So inspiring to see Bong's self-drawn storyboards for PARASITE as I go into new projects...like an adrenaline shot https://t.co/FanoL3D46K
Retweeted by Houston ColeyI say this as someone who thinks Kylo Ren shouldn’t have been redeemed! While Vader seized his first shot at redemp… https://t.co/dKOcQpppecSilly tweet, sure, but I think most of the people dogpiling are missing the point? Star Wars and sci-fi in general… https://t.co/SvZj0L8HiiThe talking totem heads at the Enchanted Tiki Room are very very very good meme material but it’s probably too nich… https://t.co/As2w8Hzv32
1/26
2020
@tostopworrying the only other thing i’d note is that it’s very very very good @ThoseWhoDwell Dude SAME @Defunctland I must have been there at the same time as you! The Fastpass line was all the way across the bridge to… https://t.co/0SARzCE7jFSeeing a lot of people shitting on DOCTOR SLEEP just based on the highlight reel of the Overlook Hotel recreation s… https://t.co/7u0xTuXtQJ
Retweeted by Houston ColeyFrankly I’m just shocked that Mace’s first words from the grave weren’t “wait, I’ve been dead for decades and you’r… https://t.co/agE1v7fp38Mace Windu went from “let me kill him Anakin, he’s too dangerous to be left alive!” to showing up as an immortal gh… https://t.co/Vr4CpmfLPJI'd like to know which famous director wrote this about JOKER so I can stan: https://t.co/SJIwnlWBB9
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1/25
2020
@Inanimorphs I had the same reservations, but when I learned the hyperdrive lights up, I knew it would be worth it
1/24
2020
@ianlovesfilm I say VERY GOOD THINGS about you now @gasaway_hunter My lord.....that might just be the best idea I’ve ever heard in my lifeFor more lame things I love, see also: Tom Sawyer Island, The Carousel of Progress, The Country Bear Jamboree, Impr… https://t.co/CSLHVlUWXGI love Disney World because all the cool and flashy attractions are balanced out by really subdued and kinda boring… https://t.co/YdNaMixeVqI love the MCU ♥️ https://t.co/w67CkGaSzC
Retweeted by Houston ColeySaw this from a mile away at the EPCOT Festival of the Arts last night and had to nab it. Talk about instantly icon… https://t.co/iCJhI4SRWs @Schaffrillas We stan the Furious Five though
1/23
2020
I guess some of y’all are reading this like I’m saying Clone Wars is lame/shallow? Nah dude. Clone Wars is awesom… https://t.co/i7LzEievCU @Lunwi88 Nobody said it doesn’t! No need to jump to conclusions, mateDave Filoni’s vision of Star Wars best expresses the “cool factor.” Rian Johnson’s vision best expresses the “moral… https://t.co/71O6gmOX2kIt’s also kinda baffling how all these different expressions of Star Wars seem to be in disagreement. Dave Filoni’s… https://t.co/g7lKy74lItI guess what I’m saying is this: it’s interesting how much stuff like Clone Wars and Mandalorian feels like it expr… https://t.co/MhxvXJxI6wIt fascinates me how many fans see Clone Wars as “true Star Wars” even when it has so little in common with the ori… https://t.co/5Zqwk19dhI @scotty_oshea I TESTED IT LIKE 50 TIMES 😭 @suspiriavid Agreed, I’m crossing my fingers for the original cast? Maybe?Okay, so I don’t want to jump the gun here...but the Parasite HBO series actually sounds pretty great? https://t.co/GMKsxGWbOU
1/22
2020

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