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thebluecosmonaut @bluecosmonaut the bundle dimension

he/him tired but nice

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Joined Twitter 5/1/15

but doctor,
MORTON @KonasumiSR @_Keewy_ @AnimeFanFTW25 FOOTBALL ! @LackingSaint @nonstandardmcdMy Japanese copy of Doshin The Giant and a second JP KAR disc just came in the mail and it only cost me $20 for bot…
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Retweeted by thebluecosmonautwhen they resolve your cleverly placed mild misunderstanding @HailALE not sure if i want him to kiss me or shoot me but i would say Thank You in either casedon john: @HailALE holy shit thats powerfulnew guy just dropped @WakeUpSuper LOLSkin Deep Beacon 006: Power Plant
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my mom telling a story
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where can i find him #tf2 workshop item! Shucked Sheathing - War Paint! Vote away!!
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SHE @HailALE phlat stanley lookinand they say the baby shoes thing is the saddest six word story
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Guy thinks he went to college with Spongebob
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Retweeted by thebluecosmonauta spectre haunts over the ocean, a spectre lies over the sea @Pearstrike better or worse than a maga truck @DiscoExcerpt i really need to do an art cop playthrough huh @DrBourbonstein @MaxKriegerVG if you zero in just on missouri they unfortunately fall slightly behind Nelly @itskoob genndy tartakovsky doing castlevania though......
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@CarsThatDrive not yet @CarsThatDrive voltworbPost-traumatic stress disorder
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@bluecosmonaut You on Sundays
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Retweeted by thebluecosmonautback on the timeline gotta rt think about the way Record of Lodoss War looked a lot
Retweeted by thebluecosmonaut @Hal_clockwork what kind of angle does this sit at when on a flat surface? don't want to be hunching over looking at the display!
@Pearstrike missouris shithead governor in chiefpeople with money and power acting like literal children online will never stop being fucking hilarious @QMVG_ blast that little bastard man back to the stone agefuck mike parson all my homies hate mike parsondo not touch
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happy "international men's day" or something?? to celebrate, you can play my free masculinity simulator HARD LADS f…
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