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Musician, X-ray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, and astronaut. Expect a weird mix of Braves baseball, RPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and politics

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We're lucky David Bowie used his powers of precognition for good--to write kickass music that always felt ahead of… baseball they should use actual bats 🦇
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2020 statement on Justin Turner: Boy done fucked up.Drowning grass vaginoplasty Uh @BathysphereHat A huge manta ray. Like 5 foot wingspan. Scared the hell out of 14 yr old me and I got away as fast… YANKEES DID NOT WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!! Another successful season everybody! See you next year!!!
Retweeted by John. Just John. @JimmyJenkins But locating a supplier who can prepare weed, instead of phenobarbital, so you can make plans to get… 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit…
@grantmcauley could have started Baker Mayfield over Andy Dalton and I still wouldn't have cracked 100 points and would have still lost by almost 40.
In and out in 10 minutes. I consider myself one of the lucky ones.'m not sure that Muncy home run has landed yet. @lifeofchesleigh 🔥🔥🔥🔥29
@BathysphereHat I'm pretty sure that's a backward squid. @BravesAmerica I hate this so much. @lifeofchesleigh @bradmondonyc Window. The view is always too cool.
@DuckyHornet @scottydidit_420 @Shazamatazz1 @julesprom @Chinchillazllla @GOP The optometrist is right. Eye masks ar… Stop trying to be clever. The replies here are insane and mostly boil down to "Mookie because Trout isn't go… @sometacolady This tweet asks more questions than it answers. @julesprom @Chinchillazllla @GOP How else do we get the Incredible Hulk? Did you ever think of that?
Swell. @ProtossTheHero @Chinchillazllla @GOP And if they drop everything else they're doing to focus on THAT. @Chinchillazllla @GOP I'm thinking he didn't consult NASA on this. When he promised to just *visit* the Moon by 202… @BravesSwearJar It's like Manfred was like, "that runner on 2nd in extras rule really pissed off the purists, so I'… @TheHyyyype @Ygrene Jack Jorts is always stylin' though.Help 'em out. The Elder Gods won't forgive you if you don't. @JDunnah The trick is to set the bar so low with your first impression that you have nowhere to go but up.FACT CHECK: Every moment is a precious gift and watching this debate is how you’re choosing to spend it
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I mean... @katiewhiskey [sound up for the full experience] @MaxW391 @BathysphereHat I bet it looked like a giant lizardy seal. Just a massive torpedo with flippers and teeth. @MaxW391 @BathysphereHat Penguin: 0% neck Penguin skeleton: literally 50% made of neck Plesiosaur: literally 50% ma… @BathysphereHat Imagine what a brachiosaurus could have looked like if dinosaurs followed the same rules. 🙃 guitar. Can't argue with that. @keithlaw No take too hot, I see. @wtfdeannatroi Uber Eats is iffering free delivery on them during the pandemic. @AP_Sports @ronaldblum Why can't we have a commissioner that likes baseball? Both of those rules suck, and that's n…
@LilShady182 Being able to throw lots of money at payroll does help weather mistakes caused by throwing lots of mon… @LilShady182 And look how every. single. one. of those truly massive contracts hamstrings the team for the last few… @LilShady182 Hard disagree. Team owners would *love* a cap since it would only work to depress player salaries. It'…
At least we can cheer when Freeman wins the MVP and we can hold a permanent grudge when Fried gets robbed of the Cy Young. @AllevaCox @Adam_S_Lister But you're still a fan of music in general. If someone plays D&D consistently for years,… @AllevaCox @Adam_S_Lister I'll add that *any* tabletop experience is only as good as you make it. The rules only pr… @AllevaCox @Adam_S_Lister That feels a little gatekeeper-y to me. Just because someone starts with d&d and enjoys i… @DHornGames How often do you hear: "I wanna try D&D" vs "I wanna try Rolemaster" You hear Metallica first and d… @DHornGames It's a lot of peoples' gateway game just by virtue of name recognition, and it does a good job setting… GO RAYS! @RaysBaseballI hate sports. All of them.Redemption possibility here, Mr. Riley.The Braves need to win this just to stop the announcers from talking about Mookie Betts for 5 fucking seconds.I wish I didn't have a team in this game. least tie it up. Keep it going.I am no longer enjoying this game.Stop it. Don't Barve out.Aaaaaaaaagh noooooooHAY GUYZ THE ANNOUNCERS JUST TOLD ME ABOUT A GUY NAMED MOOKIE BETTS DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MOOKIE BETTS?? @PitchingNinja While the Fox announcers have it backwards: they want robo players and not robo umps. @BravesAmerica @MLBUA Robo umps now.[World Series, game 7, Braves-Rays] Announcer: Have we pointed out how Mookie Betts is a really good glove guy? Le…'ve had about enough of Mookie Betts this series.What the hell was that?Pache walk bat flip. I'm here for this.DANNNNNNNNNSBAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYGood start. Get out ahead early. @braves
It feels weird to say this, but I think I feel better about the pitching than the offense tonight. If Anderson can… @GailSimone Every time I ate anything that had chocolate chips AND raisins in it. @RileysRakes @JeremyCom I see right through you. @politvidchannel NOT GOOD ENOUGHMOST WHOLESOME THING EVER TWEETED
2020 is "Gemini Man" not sponsoring the NLCS after that Will Smith vs Will Smith showdown
Retweeted by John. Just John. @LilShady182 I dunno. He threw more pitches than he ever had in one outing as a pro. I'd rather pull him too early than too late.OK guys. Score 6 runs this inning and make me feel better. @12tonevideos You can definitely get by with "because it sounded good," but it helps to know *why* it sounded good… shredding the dodgers lineup. @braves @SassyFNP In order: Major League, the Sandlot, A League of Their Own, Eight Men Out Hot take: Most baseball movies… @LilShady182 I'm not one, but it doesn't seem consistent that a Libertarian would vote for Trump.
Sorry, @Dodgers, but the @Braves got this.
Look, they had a lot of runs that were waiting to be given up. We exercised the demons. WE GOT THIS. @BravesUnpopular idea: start Kyle Wright again today. Mulligan. Dude CAN be a monster. It's not like he's spent after yesterday.
#Braves #MixItUp #ForTheA
Retweeted by John. Just John. @ChopOnCorey The Dodgers are 0-2 in the NLCS, and I don't know if the Braves can overcome such a deficit. @JDunnah It's game 7 of the World Series, Braves vs Rays. [Announcer] These teams haven't quite convinced me they'… @JDunnah Really hoping today's rubber game can get us to 3-0.In this game, the @braves more than doubled the number of runs they'd allowed all postseason. Let's stop there. @braves made it interesting in the 9th, but wew ladTHERE WE GONo no no no no no noStop scaring me, @braves. Now.One more. compliance officer
The goal of voter suppression in GA isn't only to win elections. They also don't want certain groups of people to h… yeeeeeah let's do it