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Fail again, fail better. Occasional DJ. absolutely blagging it. He/him.

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Joined Twitter 1/31/11


@Paaauuuuuuulll Looooool I reckon we could sort thatMusic really is fuckigg therapyI’d not touched a pair of decks in 8 months before the weekend and I’ve got mine up and running properly in my room… https://t.co/4u96JldpPH
12/1
2020
Pork scratchings then surely https://t.co/ELeUraWsTW
11/30
2020
Any of my Soton mates got an apple keyboard I can borrow to run some diagnostics on my iPad?How’s your day? https://t.co/7P2gZxSdHS
11/28
2020
‘Or Metallica - Cyanide. I’m not saying I would, but you would. I’d get pegged to In Da Club.’‘You could definitely get pegged to slipknot’
11/27
2020
Quite bizarre really that I’m now wondering when I’ll see any of my family in Southampton, and any of my family in… https://t.co/iB5CiyiRTm @DrDevilBaby Fairly sure the house vodka I drink would kill the fucking virus anywayFar be it me to be the one to ask a silly question, but what is the difference between me going to see professional… https://t.co/esJn5Gvm5p @CallumJack93 This is cause and effect tho right? If you’re already not 100% because damp, and come into contact th… https://t.co/NLh2XOz9cy @CallumJack93 But kinda like in a ‘alcohol won’t give you a hangover’ way @CallumJack93 Getting pissing wet and sitting in damp clothes in a warm environment will weaken your immune system... @CallumJack93 You literally get it by being hot and cold
11/26
2020
Anyone interested in me and @devxtones promoting some comedy gigs?
11/25
2020
And absolutely FUCK this https://t.co/fdDtX5cNfnFuck that noiseHow weird and horrible I’ve just had a conversation about my friends immigration status in 2020BUT WE KEPT SCHOOLS OPEN!!! https://t.co/7c8jvi0xp4
11/24
2020
Fucking insaneWe reach new levels each week https://t.co/WHefOm7sqHThe irony of wfh is that I probably queue more for the toilet in my own home than my fucking office @LizaMillen Nah
11/23
2020
Just submitted an application for a job that’ll fucking sort me right out 🙏🏼going to be back in court on tuesday for long awaited stansted 15 appeal. feeling pretty stressed+anxious tbh. its… https://t.co/xDVk8OXoTW
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11/22
2020
Finally in a position to unpack all my shit and set it up and bring it up to date and gonna have a working PC so Fo… https://t.co/1fxit4tte3Hey @GreggsOfficial what’s the lack of Beef & Veg pasties and cheese and bacon wraps about on JustEat? 💔
11/21
2020
Can’t believe this is a debate we’ve had at 8:30 in the morning https://t.co/z7PUd2At3a
11/19
2020
Up early and into the office tomorrow is it?Just caught myself not wearing underwear after a frustrating day WFH, and I can comfortably say to myself ‘Welcome to Lockdown’How it started How it's going https://t.co/U7s8gtNe5S
Retweeted by a rich tapestry @jamieosman V excited for thisFfs https://t.co/2mx1iCV3r1
11/17
2020
I can taste the extravaganza that’s going to be post Corona
11/16
2020
💙💙💙 https://t.co/qvGqBofA0a
11/10
2020
An album that helped form little me https://t.co/h6JztiuViFIt’s not even half nine and I’ve already had to talk to SALT
11/9
2020
@EammonJacobs Shivers hahahaSoon https://t.co/AJjZzHLlxwAlcohomol @jakfuk Jack what the fuck is that shit @jakfuk Just cause you want mowing
11/8
2020
Perks of boogaloo 2; Saturday Night lockdown quizzesSeen people sharing a low quality video of Donald Trump getting a Stone Cold Stunner and it’s not right. Here’s a… https://t.co/EOHIP0wFIb
Retweeted by a rich tapestry @Jamie_Sense @realDonaldTrump It’s football mate, that’s Goodison Park😂😂😂 https://t.co/8t3yimxbF6Johnson’s next, pass it on. https://t.co/zkPUqDCiOfhttps://t.co/fDnPFZD3uy
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Retweeted by a rich tapestryTAKE THE NUKE CODES OFF OF HIM*turns on tweet notifications for Trump*Worldwide Party https://t.co/LSWHxf21Og @megwarnn_ox Mad how different their politics isSad we’re celebrating Biden being elected, please do better America https://t.co/kz5JPqzrhuTHE COMMIES ARE COMING https://t.co/j5qsxgiy6sTo understand Trump a little better, it’s important to remember that his own willingness to embrace the lowest dept… https://t.co/TOnSIzGSnQ
Retweeted by a rich tapestry‘To 2020 it’ Big vibesThis you? https://t.co/9FPUAplUq0 https://t.co/GWI144zdhx
Retweeted by a rich tapestryAFTER ALL THE PROVISIONAL VOTES GET COUNTED I AM CONFIDENT THAT IT WILL BE CLEAR TO EVERYONE THAT HULK HOGAN IS STILL A JABRONI.
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11/7
2020
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11/6
2020
Boogaloo 2 begins.
11/5
2020
Oh Westlake 🤦🏼
11/3
2020
Well this is what the rise of neofascism looks like https://t.co/gTsAEYCgoA
11/2
2020
@danny_humby Scary believable @danny_humby Please link me up da(dd)nnyWhat the actual https://t.co/i6CsupP8NII really don’t want to be a doubting Thomas here. But I am starting to tentatively question whether, out of a count… https://t.co/I2IE0x9L5g
Retweeted by a rich tapestryI saw live music last night and it was excellentMental health during a 2nd lockdown is a huge concern. My own included. But this crisis exists because MH services… https://t.co/xbeupHnUGf
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11/1
2020
Will Gould is the emo Michael BubleYou’ve not been to a live show for months, the headline band is on, shut the fuckkkkk upppppCouldn’t be me throwing together a Halloween outfit in two minutesI’ve DJ’d the last two Halloween nights, RIP @almajir That has the potential to be a saucy line upForward thinking and looking after its population? https://t.co/FoOovrb5Z6Never really considered myself English, Brummy by the grace of God, but fuck me this country is truly ridiculousLockdown 2: electric boogaloo
10/31
2020
Never the tories. @LizaMillen Use that line all the time
10/30
2020
The VPN has fallen down
10/29
2020
@rustyspoons1 https://t.co/7E8QDzIQMBThis is the tweet that sees me put the pressure on myself to make sure @AltReverb has some launch events. Stayyyyy… https://t.co/iYSnMrONdh
10/28
2020
@jakfuk https://t.co/Ew4Gl7gxlA @kindasicktbh https://t.co/TqK3DihLUx @nucosi Next time: on Thornber Adventures @GiuSpadders 🤓Callum’s just had a go at me for singing I’m a realist really loudly whilst he’s on a work call. I stopped. I’m an indecisive piece of shit.
10/27
2020
@ph0ebey I’ve built a whole life on being Brummy down south, I feel your pain @shoutyemo SCC/Hayes @forgetcape Sainso’s bags are dreadful @jamieosman It’s the other way round, the power play of pulling out a bag for life from another shopSo cliché
10/26
2020
@gidsfos @Tweetpop121 @GrumpyPete But lockdown doesn’t get rid of these diseases. It suppresses them. Reduced cas… https://t.co/dF6FCZYwOY @GrumpyPete They’re better because we’ve been in lockdown so common cold/flu hasn’t been in circulation? Thus reduc… https://t.co/v3iuHxerg32020, year of the Bat(shit) crazy https://t.co/B2y22jsYiI
10/25
2020
Hope Mansfield recalls Poopy pants Bradley lmao
10/24
2020
I think we may see Rashford 2 HM Government 0
10/23
2020

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