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I’m only here to joke and tell lies. Twinkie Maker. Honarary Luchador🇲🇽🌮

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Joined Twitter 4/29/09


There’s a child crying in this post office and the other kids are looking at her like https://t.co/O8MIj9fwoeY’all be finding some tweets boy😂Somebody said Larsa Pippen has been in the league longer than Malik Beasley. #NBATwitter https://t.co/iGHczXdBuZ
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherAshanti would never. https://t.co/ZpCDT2wvMH
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherOn my momma this girl just said she puts a fan on her pussy in the clubIt’s Ari saying she “made” Olivia like she wasn’t a talented MUA before her. Now if somebody say G Herbo made her r… https://t.co/300uDIH87k
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherThis person right here will have an amazing December https://t.co/tHzNLfFVQw
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucherhttps://t.co/o49wfcA08o https://t.co/79n8Ao3xZxI can’t stand girls who say “I want mix kids” GIRLLLLLLLLL I WANT A BROWN BABYYYYYYYYY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️… https://t.co/VMK0FTDSfs
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherAlways worth it https://t.co/CC2EWjTeiXsomehow i forgot about my 5 month locaversary yesterday so let’s just pretend its today :) https://t.co/3XgqLoNAqR
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherMalik Beasley: I’m a basketball player Larsa pippen: https://t.co/CcDwi6Eedp
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucher“How come she don’t want me, Mike” https://t.co/WgmVJZ7LuY https://t.co/oRjJPnvRs9
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucherlove y’all https://t.co/jOEwIfN9AS
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherBuy a nigga lunch today ladies.
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherDIY https://t.co/NNw1lScVpG
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherBruh I was like https://t.co/u58QMP3Osn https://t.co/4llBhQPLKoYeah I’m done fighting after that. You won big dog😂 https://t.co/KhHb14AHU3Congratulations to Marsai Martin! Our favorite niece just broke a Guinness world record for being the youngest exec… https://t.co/J9i8tERkvx
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherSalmon is so good. I get why bears stand in rivers and snatch them out of the water lmao
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherIt’s a good thing I don’t be in a rush to get to work because these folk move slow afI want another source of income, you can never make too much money
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherFuck this pandemic, I miss eating out my friends
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherIf you’re O+ blood type and would be interested in being a Kidney donor please let me know as were searching for po… https://t.co/euMcEXO5sa
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherNBA players when they see Larsa Pippen with a new boyfriend https://t.co/EnvI65hHFJ
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherTruly wild for that https://t.co/4zpPMyAry8Adulting is ghetto, like literally the ghettoist shit in the world.
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherThe fastest thing I realized outside of college was no amount of saving and budgeting could’ve helped me, I literal… https://t.co/xVkZeZeMIN
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucherhttps://t.co/FCeW4MviTk https://t.co/cYqpMOg9n4Somebody said Cherokee D’Ass is the Morgan Freeman of porn😂😂Bet https://t.co/DUmWvQT3mpGot you https://t.co/mfHKz3tJhcSeems like the correct response https://t.co/geK3UUfjWMMaking prearranged FaceTime appointments😂😂😂yeah okAyo how you turn your brain off? Asking for myselfYes https://t.co/jFGtMZWH0sMy Big Sister, Tyra Ameir Chapman was 22 years old. she died from a car accident on thanksgiving night and it was s… https://t.co/mJ3UO5GmY9
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherBLACK OWNED BEAUTY BOUTIQUE IN TALLAHASSEE, FL. 800 W. Brevard St 🥳🥳 https://t.co/UePSYZFtin
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherJust a reminder: https://t.co/EVgWAzCjP1
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherThings I say every day https://t.co/pKpdHIgn9yThe Coochie Cops https://t.co/JMH39Yvw6sI’m not asking my mum at what time I was born for your stupid little chart. Move. https://t.co/EtuUf9wlP1
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherDon’t matter https://t.co/DNOcTTBqiH https://t.co/47rD9n6VLp✊🏿🙌🏿 https://t.co/29axpE8K9OMy new painting. Adam and Eve. https://t.co/VRjJZGIXYD
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherDecember will be filled with more: Joy. Rest. Love. Trust. Peace. Healing. Prayers. Freedom. Resto… https://t.co/jrY0OlxuFX
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucher🔥🔥🙌🏿 https://t.co/7zHvqFsv4hYear 10 In The Books, We Fed 350 Families This Year. With All That Is Going On, Stores Didn’t Want To Sale Us Turke… https://t.co/vojyBgQL03
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherThis is one of the many reasons why I want Gerald Green on the team. https://t.co/KJKo9v76zc
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherWe really gotta pay every month to have somewhere to SLEEP https://t.co/HBSMLRuQcd
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucherimma make her believe in this relationship https://t.co/RCxb7ERLRj
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12/2
2020
🌚 full moon https://t.co/cE1V2598ha
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherAll of a sudden everyone has PS5 money. But a few months back nobody had the $$$ to by that laptop for that virtual… https://t.co/4yjq8kLfG1
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherLive view of Scottie Pippen Jr at home during Winter Break https://t.co/m1v3KCbPT5
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherI deserve luxury. If I’m going to exist in this lifetime as a human it’s a must. I will not settle for anything less.
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherI don’t know why I continue to doubt myself. It’s kinda old now, tbh.
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherJust hug him, feed him, make him laugh, just reassure him really. https://t.co/RrO02LOum0
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherOn this #GivingTuesday I encourage the government to give us student loan forgiveness.
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherIt's a shame we don't get to see Sharife Cooper hooping in college right now #FreeSharife @CooperSharife https://t.co/CmELGJiS5t
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucher @essentia_H20 Then in the crib like https://t.co/WtumqYYtzCSeems like a good day to switch up the entire workout @essentia_H20 Me too! I be in private sensitive as hell. Then I’m DMX in public 🤣Don’t go to grad school y’all. Finish your bachelor’s degree and be FREE. https://t.co/8WLYJrTSjI
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherDeadass. I be keeping it under wraps tho 😂 https://t.co/EwlpCcjymtI really like this photo. https://t.co/LOCLMQI28Z
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucher“how to bite a mosquito back” https://t.co/dRyan5SQx0
Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherBut not like a pound puppy. I want a brand new 2021 dog
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing Toucher @unLEESH_daDragn Nah, a speeding ticket @ohyesitseve I’m miserable yo😩😩Y’all, I just gave white folk my hard earned negro dollars https://t.co/JIDoETHeyPIt’s really that simple https://t.co/q7cwPwi0LRIf she uses this as a chest of drawers, just know that the pussy is 🔥 https://t.co/M7h1OoJTSK
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Retweeted by Lil Dangly Thing ToucherA standing who?? https://t.co/60E1nbwZbKGuys look at this wholesome video 🥺 https://t.co/tSRKgOUcLk
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12/1
2020

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