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4/9
2020
@ajvollmer i value not voting for a sex criminal. @aalexm__ i can do whatever i want bitch @totally_tod later goofballlooking forward to voting for bernie sanders on 11/3 🖕🤠🖕 @glanderco what if you drew like a butt playing a saxophone @w0a0i0f dam i had no idea https://t.co/ljOXRkvUiz @w0a0i0f wait is that where im baby came from @BobbyBigWheel fuck that sounds good @shutupmikeginn clout 🦈 https://t.co/PGwEe3CZMs https://t.co/N8bx0ZZYpI
4/8
2020
@leyawn thank you leon @brittanyforks cheesecakebyte is hiring a senior android engineer. i don't know anything about that nerd shit but email bobby@byte.co if that's you. @reggiechillball mother of god @6bruski dam thats crazy @mrgracemugabe yes you do @Wolfkegparty @lucciinthesky as of 2016 it was @Duckettdog 2016 twitter
4/7
2020
we should keep doing the 7 pm freakout after all this covid-19 stuff is over. yelling kicks ass.I want to meet the marketing genius that invented this energy drink!!! Too Funny and a definitely a great motivator http://t.co/zuvNuehR
Retweeted by inside man @BF1nn bodegayou can buy this on amazon. https://t.co/UFIljwPIOq @ThisMightBeJoe oh wow @BF1nn store @Buncahn bird cum @gigagec he's playing lacrosse against the zombiesthe walking dead looks like a porno parody of the walking dead now https://t.co/7YNphi6CcJ @doohoohoo gn @HillaryClinton lmao jesus christ lady @currentvictim @BetrayedMan1990 he's gonna write a strongly worded letter @lucidglitch lot goin on here @DinkMagic i like this one https://t.co/a6GLkvIxlJ @afkdumbash wonderful @DinkMagic wow @snacksident energy @strongidiot it's excellent @neonwario think you meant to post this https://t.co/Mry6JnaZFF @boring_as_heck the coca-cola company has hit another home runpost liquids https://t.co/EH4L5CmbSb @DanielZarick whats that hathttps://t.co/e4Do0MuPaZ https://t.co/W2DUoWbb1L @Papapishu dog @dylanousley im sorry man that must have been hard @LisaRieffel @killola i'll take my chancescalm https://t.co/DEXlFh44kw @brngmethprpse this is a dumb opinion, sorry.
4/6
2020
apocalyptic https://t.co/GnBsGhqVtu @realDonaldTrump yw @necrobranson this site is cool. not sure about dnd stuff but you can order from local places https://t.co/5kUuf2HO50 @lunch_enjoyer im jim halpert in the benghazi moviehttps://t.co/IGiujHKCYJ @maggieNYT https://t.co/82i2uhltQS @apache_doe the young man is sleeping he needs his rest he's a growing boymight fuck around n do the same thing i do every day 🤙🤠🤙 @noryanorreason no but that scene is good too @IAmWillMarsh yes that is true @chaseyatthebat no, you're not. i am aware that he eats in movies. i'm saying that he eats even more than usual in this particular movie. @GoodPostReilly :(moneyball rules for a lot of reasons but mainly because brad pitt eats so fucking much in it. he doesn't stop. he s… https://t.co/pwjKWUeb6O @worm_emoji floaties @itswillmccarthy i think it just kind of sucks to be old and so a lot of normal stuff makes you upset. i get it.old lady at the store gave me a hard time for covering my face. ma'am you are going to die. @JucheMane @charlesraustin me too @charlesraustin @JucheMane thank you for the nine word description. you know what would have said a thousand words
4/5
2020
@charlesraustin im glad nick posted the pizza pic so i could look at it. thank you nick. @JucheMane oh my god @whatwouldDOOdo @EireannDolan it's out of my hands @EireannDolan @whatwouldDOOdo get himmose just joined in on the 7 pm cheering sesh. jumped up to look out the window and started howling. the small dog… https://t.co/cW31dPf3Xd @Bakari_Sellers miss the point much big guy @DinkMagic ask cliff, only kids really know what that is @willw tagging in @killola he knows some stuff about that stuff @rockanrollphoto i remember that @posts_by_jon @currentvictim hi jon i hope your food was good. and your smoothie. @posts_by_jon @currentvictim oh jon wow @killola it's good to always carry a tape measure with youi hate it when i get the plague because someone stood five feet and eleven inches away from me. @BrandyLJensen philly rules @caleb_blog @DinkMagic well howdy caleb @DinkMagic 🔫 https://t.co/vL1cQ0R7C5 https://t.co/5ZssNB7cbJ
4/4
2020
the shabbat air raid siren feels especially apocalyptic these days. to the hasidim of brooklyn i say: good bit. @RyanVanderbush no but hello to that sunglasses child @JoeBiden shut your ass goofyhold a venomous deathstalker scorpion in each hand at all times https://t.co/2EpgmjeXkV @boobie_styles as a mustache guy for like seven years now, i support it. @DanielZarick i had the trimmer in my hand last night and bailed. but it's coming.this quarantine is gonna bring back the college drunk joke haircut for a lot of adults. with each passing day i get… https://t.co/UkUwJFSktG @jeremypgordon basically the only blog that i was never annoyed to see linked on the TL. good work there man. @LukesBeard @simonstalenhag oh hell yeah
4/3
2020
good night everyone i hope the dreams i'm about to have are just regular fucked up and not pandemic fucked up @BronzeHammer @josiahhughes https://t.co/KcIF40ufuU @BronzeHammer @josiahhughes hope the likes you get on this roast carry you through the darkness jesse. peace and love. @josiahhughes happy for you......in these crazy times, it's the little things that keep us going... @josiahhughes to spend money on a drink like that, why, one would have to be not only a sap—but a sucker as well!!
4/2
2020
@intellegint gn @TomDangora @myerscb hi tom i have more followers than you. hillary clinton was a terrible candidate. @pattymo https://t.co/bDNiTL9quGhttps://t.co/BaJF32dXBB @small_jawn thassagoodwun @Lana https://t.co/PQpx1Tl2x8
4/1
2020

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