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Multi-woodwinds, and brass instruments. Travel Respiratory Therapist. Currently resisting Covid-19 incursions.

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Joined Twitter 6/14/14


We all deserve oscars for our stunning performances as high functioning humans in a crumbling society.
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1/15
2021
@SaxMike71 Totally surprised that she was able to orient herself to new surroundings, and able to produce human sou… https://t.co/y7e6KUFTg1 @dansinker @MaryRobinette Hopefully the Trump name will be universally retired (or reviled) as a symbol of the wors… https://t.co/0eTUeQ6l83 @TwitmoGotMeDown @tedcruz I did not know that Ted C. was capable of forming 3 letter words of assent or any other m… https://t.co/BNJY2jmuS8 @meenaharris @SpeakerPelosi Keep it available for the next Democratic Speaker of the House (male/female), as the c… https://t.co/jzuTOZ6SJB @JohnVetsResist1 My deepest and most sincere condolences to you and your family. I am seeing this all too often, w… https://t.co/inA5FiVqBb @Adamhill1212 @JJcolemanMD Me too, although I am not always consistently able to respect this thought. In my better days, I am all in.I often feel like I’ve been given a second chance in this life When so many other people didn’t Colleagues who di… https://t.co/IRfKwPDmu3
Retweeted by Erik Ruud"I wish we could find those responsible for spreading a baseless conspiracy theory that undermined our electoral pr… https://t.co/UrijCLGoJY
Retweeted by Erik Ruud @greggrunberg Impeachment has devolved to a mild reprimand. Hopefully multiple state level prosecutors can put his cur down. @shannadelicacy I can play well over 40 instruments, but have trouble remembering names of people I see on a daily… https://t.co/iyJFEjzM87 @evolutionarypsy Maybe a start would be making any display of CSA symbols, flags, etc. illegal, and subject to a fi… https://t.co/XnIeTPtSEP @effiedog @Yogi_4_Life What militia is she associated with that justifies her gun ownership? I guess she can protec… https://t.co/fSe7b5i0mH
1/14
2021
@dr0lst0n Preemptively for the next president, as his reptile reflexes kick in? @nps_rrt I see it every day. I have heard 80% mortality in our (ever expanding) ICU's. Seems low to me. HFNC, Bi… https://t.co/ZZfJjuZ9Ne @NotHoodlum Could not happen to a more deserving (of indictment) individual. @RandyRainbow Not if extra tassels acknowledging each subsequent crime are attached. @Yogi_4_Life Average GOP political hopeful. Representing the resentful and hopeless, mired in ignorance. What could go wrong?
1/13
2021
@MartinMckowen I retreat to what best serves me and my patients well being. All else outside my control I concede to the universe. @SaxMike71 @mattgaetz Negative followers (i.e. those with brains) would be an optimal situation.I am a couple years passed normal retirement age. I continue to work as a RCP to try and help during the current p… https://t.co/prLR66fs9gThe 1st Amendment, 1984, and The Bible gotta be top 3 most cited material by people who didn’t read them
Retweeted by Erik RuudAmen. The Up films have been 7-year markers throughout my life — since I was a kid. They’ve touched me so deeply; t… https://t.co/mMTwscq7Pm
Retweeted by Erik Ruud @DGComedy @DrJenGunter Are all of these perks available while he is serving a terminal prison sentence? @ThePubliusUSA "Idiot's Choice News and Views"; brought to you by: Chaos Inc. & GOP Little Brains. @shereenskee No, but my Christmas dust has been joined by New Year brethren.
1/10
2021
@nursekelsey Continuing cycle: intubation, max vent settings, proning, SpO2 decreases, Pt made DNR, comfort care.… https://t.co/d5I0FmKQ1R
1/9
2021
Retweet if you want @SpeakerPelosi and @senatemajldr to impeach and remove Donald Trump so he cannot run in 2024
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1/8
2021
@qitty1 @richgalen Arrested at sight, or pervasive determination of regressive intelligence . @mayaharris_ Rats fleeing a sinking ship, with a flurry of resumes seeking a safe harbor in an underwater harbor. @mayaharris_ OK, but I may require 2 days to 6 months to recover my tenuous equilibrium. RCP dealing with multiple… https://t.co/lcQEiPPJa3 @queer_spice @HC_Richardson His shame is boundless and baes in 18th century mores. @bee_coast Please me, and my bassoon/valve trombone, and a ridiculous amount of other instruments. Also, if you ha… https://t.co/fw7H2NWYlE @JewdyGold Under the storm-drains seeking a redemption that will never occur, only resulting in a prolonged and terminal incarceration .How did the chicken feel? Complacent or resplendent? @martinoxon Most happy days. @ProjectLincoln @GreatDismal Sorry for the advancement of your Alzheimer's condition, and the continued support of your duped constituents. @Sundae_Gurl Size depicted seems to be a gross exaggeration. Plus no mushroom attributes. @Julius_Kim @Yogi_4_Life Charge, Indict, Charge, Indict, ad nauseam or ad pleasing, until those responsible are held accountable. @ShannyGasm Moi aussi. My respect for my county of birth is slowly sinking to the level of that perceived by Europ… https://t.co/IBrhRBkRmT @ECMcLaughlin Imagine being elected to congress and lacking in a sub -molecular level of intelligence, much less a… https://t.co/WaYVyAdleT @Sundae_Gurl Luckily his thumbs are too small/deformed to unlock his access. Instead he must depend on his memory… https://t.co/V5Wo52nJLy @SarahKSilverman Common denominator: self aggrandizement untempered with any capacity for human reflection or abili… https://t.co/mScHs72Ieb @Yogi_4_Life Matt Gaetz has not learned anything from his association with his fellow bovine brethren. His intelle… https://t.co/3MPsC0i1Ok @Sundae_Gurl Hopefully no downstream clogs returning purulent detritus to the senate "bowls". @gaileyfrey Truthiness is often disposed of the day after election to any office. It is just not sustainable to incumbency. @SarahKSilverman Some life choices should bear universal scrutiny, and ultimately, pervasive disparagement. @TomBodett A pretend word to soothe the masses who do not read, or intend to pronounce words as the whim dictates. @ECMcLaughlin Pieces of a conscience making a random appearance. @vee_elle28 Or Apple Butter for those less fortunate. @NataniaBarron And yelling obscenities at perceived MAGA passerby's. Apologies if you have been misperceived by my imagination.This needs a lot more coverage. https://t.co/5N85If8xRk
Retweeted by Erik Ruud @bobhasdogsagain Exactly, almost sufficiently appropriate. Throw in as many supportive adjectives as you have time for.
1/7
2021
@BeschlossDC "Lies I Have Told". Multiple volumes filling up the entirety of the Trump Presidential Library/Outhous… https://t.co/8q02kAPIas @Yogi_4_Life @LindseyGrahamSC L. Graham has friends? That he doesn't have to pay? @CassieY4 I have seen some that are still vent dependent from months ago.One of my pts today "recovered" from covid a few months ago...but because of their lungs they're still gonna die. https://t.co/viIwIoDKKQ
Retweeted by Erik Ruud @MikeJoPro Trump who? @vee_elle28 Almost everywhere. The hospital I am currently working in has now at least 4 other floors/units functi… https://t.co/BGNw47Yeo3 @ClaraJeffery Only later to find out the cow was a close relative. @Iconawrites It is written into the XY by-lawsUsual respiratory therapist to ventilated patient ratio is 4-6:1. Wearing a mask is the least you can do to help p… https://t.co/WVPsYfj8W7Anti-maskers: persistent in demonstrating their ignorance and disregard for anyone not themselves. Perhaps they co… https://t.co/Q37Zi1Vynk @MollyJongFast New qualification standards include "possibly human".
1/4
2020
"... millions of Americans desperate to reconnect with loved ones and restore a sense of normalcy ignored the warni… https://t.co/s0BvO1yjeD
Retweeted by Erik RuudMy hospital in SoCal is opening up "ICUs" on almost every floor due to the increase in ventilators and high acuity… https://t.co/WhspqLjDDy
12/31
2020
@ShannyGasm Super Sopranino?Beth Moon’s 14-year quest to #photograph ancient #trees has taken her across the world. Some of her subjects grow i… https://t.co/bqFeTkxZxQ
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12/28
2020
@lizzard1278 Happy Friday!My man is not for the shoveling... https://t.co/5jI76IFlam
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12/26
2020
2020, on its way out 🖕🖕🖕 https://t.co/eI6yYbwmzC
Retweeted by Erik RuudMood https://t.co/wl7zd9tXk6
Retweeted by Erik RuudBecause you want to see a man saving a deer that is stuck on a frozen lake back to safety. https://t.co/ihZSUJIwql
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12/24
2020
What's it like to live in a functional society? https://t.co/thYEv6Iycu
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12/23
2020
@MommyBigDick 2+1 = an indeterminate variable. So sayeth the common denominator. @martinoxon @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy I trust your judgment and will begin my journey seeking solace and fulf… https://t.co/eSQIDD9x9cIntensive tree/bark inspection. Perhaps a more socially distancing retrospective would be sufficient? @LungDocDoug @GreatDismal Certainly can relate (Rcp) and kudos to those tasked with maintaining stairwell cleanline… https://t.co/pykK3v5ScS @DistractedCook @jonathanstea @marwilliamson @DrJenGunter Ignoring predatory detractors. The new trajectory. @jezebelligerent "resplendent" @AllisonRBond Responses will provide unwarranted guidance and suggestions. @mrw_babel_on @sagetwitting Equitable distribution of assets? Or further negations required? Best of luck in your future life experiences. @CTZebra @vee_elle28 My sincere condolence.
12/20
2020
@Kris_Sacrebleu Blue eyes of the canine cannon are precursors of a benign existence perpetuated by scientific dogma… https://t.co/FPCgDmBRPu @TinaDHopkins @loriannwhite Please adopt me, or sponsor my immigration efforts as I aspire to a more humanitarian l… https://t.co/dz6YQcOR6Z @jbf1755 @HC_Richardson Dystopia, thy time is nigh. Woe upon the purveyors of distraction who dilute your message,… https://t.co/vw7JDSo6Xl @SaxMike71 Snares off, practice pad only.► VIDEO: Traffic chaos on northern French motorways ahead of Brexit https://t.co/xzVAP67Eij https://t.co/sBqbExDUKJ
Retweeted by Erik RuudRaise your hand if I control your account. Retweet if you are an American who dislikes Devin Nunes and you are usin… https://t.co/s8z7XfMP80
Retweeted by Erik Ruud @EHahnMD Toast and escargot at all times. @nuclearkatie The sky is warm, sometimes. @mstone1104 Or donate to a food bank while I toil in the covid treatment arena, one futile ventilator rescue at a t… https://t.co/Ln7ASSxB5f @M_Ms_Kettlebell Not exactly a bout, more like decades. @Makguyver7773 My generation was lucky to talk and drive. Also, nothing I could text while driving would change th… https://t.co/QVnLN4AeMt @CanadianKayMD A myth grounded in the misconception of a 1950's reality. @JeffSharlet @loriannwhite @washingtonpost Mostly because of a Trump administration failure to recognize a pentagon… https://t.co/XsTv32PsyJ @Drive_pedia Not viewed. Your problem, not mine. @Dknight10k @loriannwhite Is there a current mechanism to anti-donate to certain identifiable reprehensible politic… https://t.co/S7fRBEBxoB
12/19
2020

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