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Bodil Stokke, Esq. @bodil Isle of Riot Dogs

Lavatory assistant to https://t.co/fKvp4omViL

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Joined Twitter 1/21/08


@mranney I don't.
8/5
2021
Oh no, she woke up and caught me watching @oliverpbeagle on YouTube. https://t.co/6dVEynTABs @pati_gallardo @troubalex Still does. They just abolished slavery as a legal status. @pati_gallardo @troubalex What replaced* slavery, I suppose. @mgattozzi That means "I know." @mgattozzi Tell him he looks sharp in that harness. @mgattozzi https://t.co/42Ie7vWoM4 @mgattozzi Scritch delivered. She licked my hand. @mgattozzi If I can wait that long.I don't want to wake her but I also want to scritch that puppy fluff so much. https://t.co/zu5thHaCPS @tlberglund It was a Haskell company, what can I say."We like that you're familiar with the conference curcuit, we'd like to start sponsoring some community conferences… https://t.co/UwGjvzRX2vHappy to report Her Bark Majesty is in good spirits after her ordeal. I found her as I left her: working hard to ge… https://t.co/bzAS3goLCZAnyway, got vaxxed, pretend I made a bad 5G joke. Hoping for some more interesting symptoms aka excuses to stay in bed this time.That Furbo is pure gold. I launched some treats out of it and she perked up and went browsing for them for a bit, t… https://t.co/ACo3XXoPljOh no, the Furbo has her lying by the front door looking dejected. And here I thought she didn't notice when I left… https://t.co/DHNpEP5tC4 @dave_newton She didn't even notice me leaving, which tends to help. If she did she'd be lain forlornly in front of… https://t.co/bjRXoKica5 @tastapod Close. Lewisham.Please send your thoughts and prayers to the Bark Lord who is going to be home alone for a good 90 minutes while I… https://t.co/w8eYh7o64t @a_busch I'm definitely not saying she's not a wild beast but that was for the camera.91 seconds of monch to improve your Wednesday afternoon. https://t.co/3OZIWbx1aT
8/4
2021
@plaidfinch Looooool sob @ecbos_ @tabatkins @djspiewak 👆Hi internets, suppose I'd found some weird performance issues with Gecko (as in Mozilla), do I still know anyone kn… https://t.co/wlxOjx61Bi @steveklabnik https://t.co/BuFvW5qYaV @rit "Zucchini" as you yanqui would say. @OliverCaldwell Yeah, but not for long, it's really good and the beast doesn't know what she's missing.I bet Panko would eat my cooking. https://t.co/Y3ymoi6yWo https://t.co/NzTdqd9PoyI gave it my best culinary shot: beef and bone marrow in the pressure cooker for an hour, then slow cooked for anot… https://t.co/4tNEerSqyf @mgattozzi Two views from my desk… https://t.co/ka8lX8XYmN @georgerball Definitely sharp enough.Next time you're itching to declare a well-meaning quote tweet fatwa on people on the internet, remember that wheth… https://t.co/0uLnIPk93O
Retweeted by Bodil Stokke, Esq.Woke up this morning to find the Bark Lord curled up in my armpit looking for a cuddle. And by a cuddle I mean a bi… https://t.co/v4UWSMZlul
8/3
2021
There is no puppy. Only Zuul. https://t.co/ob8b4s7225 @afcondon Good mlem too. @jesslynnrose It's a small price to pay for the embrace of her loving fangs. https://t.co/Fg5Hwabwzu @jesslynnrose That's a lie. She would shred your hands regardless. @jesslynnrose You can if you don't mind that she will shred your hands in return. @piq9117 I really hope not, if she can fly her jaws can reach my face.Don't you wish your puppy had ears like these? https://t.co/pRhPTIHBLcOh hi, yes, I just woke up looking this handsome, it's such a hassle. https://t.co/MbRlrzTeWr https://t.co/NhwK2fI2AF @rsslldnphy If you're running lunix on bare metal, though, I'd recommend a lunix focused vendor like System76. ABSOLUTELY NO Dell or Lenovo. @rsslldnphy Surprisingly, yes, but you may need a patched kernel. I generally prefer WSL. @rsslldnphy Honestly, I haven't been paying much attention to the Chromebook market since Google stopped making the… https://t.co/a0WJJnBREU @mgattozzi She's fine, it took her only half an hour to calm down and return to trying to bite my face off.
8/2
2021
@ScribblingOn I mean, I'm sure they're good dogs, but it's not about how good they are, it's about how the other do… https://t.co/2t1Wz6g8yU @hotelzululima Yeah, the Bark Lord is basically that but 10lb, she'll start the fights but she's not going to win them.Sometimes I think you should need to get a licence to have a dog, and if you ever say "don't worry, he's friendly"… https://t.co/vGRDVlTWFcWe met a big dog with a stupid owner in the lobby tonight, and nearly got into a dogfight. The Bark Lord obviously… https://t.co/0zh4oQog5I @durumcrustulum @heathercmiller @krismicinski Oh my, is that how much fur they grow? I'm going to need a bigger vacuum cleaner. @heathercmiller @krismicinski This is how you internet. https://t.co/hguQFekTZO @dave_newton I think it could be.Who's this handsome boy making your Sunday better? https://t.co/MMva4FMAgG https://t.co/K4esX8go5Y @JulianBirch @ejblackburn Don't think I said that. Got to agree with you both, though, and I say this as a Rust sta… https://t.co/y9Euw9Ev7R
8/1
2021
@SeanTAllen @tef You may address her as "Bark Lord" or "please don't bite me."Pet Munchies taster pack pupdate: the Bark Lord is enthusiastically into the duck training treats. The sushi treats… https://t.co/xT1ADmMGF0Down the pub with @tef_ebooks and his fancy camera. (Which was able to capture Her Bark Majesty's scritchy face per… https://t.co/YXIL9lyNc8 @Indu_alagarsamy Because, well, Pet Munchies taster pack.Scritch here to engage Weekend Mode. https://t.co/7qHvTlGDN5 https://t.co/SR01lDYdL8Very believable. https://t.co/9OnQwnEuqD
Retweeted by Bodil Stokke, Esq.Me: Looks like the mailman just delivered your Pet Munchies taster pack, do you want to go check it out? https://t.co/CVeMoiukFcMe: It's getting rather late, do you maybe want to get out of bed? The Bark Lord: https://t.co/eNgrP7c0ru @zkat__ Oh wait, it's out? Guess I now have plans for the day. @tef One has to appreciate your optimism, at least.
7/31
2021
Playin https://t.co/H5DYx2NEdFSlep Hard pt 2: Slep Harder https://t.co/v7Kluy9YHu @studoot House Pembroke is all about the perky ear gene. @mynameisharry I can't deny it.Oh wait, she's moved into her preferred position. https://t.co/TP3ptsLcCLAnd, best of all, she's now fast asleep digesting it next to my UPS. (It's a miracle she's shown absolutely zero in… https://t.co/FsnGWWwBwe @georgerball I'm sure Royal Canin will be pleased to hear it. @bitshiftmask Raw puppy food, or did you wait until adulthood? I feed the Bark Lord mostly her kibble just so I'm s… https://t.co/KShr6L3V7BMy most successful recipe so far: turkey breast, apple and cheddar cheese mixed with kibble soaked in low salt chic… https://t.co/16CGPItGpHSo very sleepy but couldn't allow the primate to go to the bathroom unsupervised. https://t.co/6TXbjNw2i6If you would kindly boop the Pankorial snoot. https://t.co/scTqBnUUYo https://t.co/RYqFE4MVgP @DessixMachina Ugh, another great example of the problems with the current state of GATs...
7/30
2021
@SeanTAllen P fancy. @SeanTAllen How fancy are we talking?You're not fooling anyone, ape, I can smell the cheese treats and it would be better for everyone if you just hande… https://t.co/wjhm5d9gYk @yifan_xing_e Is it weird that one of the biggest reasons I got a dog is so I can cook for her?This is my sage and objective advice. Obviously I'm still going to implement the entire functor hierarchy with a st… https://t.co/XbiHcvfjR6That said, when it lands in stable, of course, a million abstract monad crates will bloom, and I honestly think one… https://t.co/7GKlLFPpK5So, HKTs are always going to be useful and necessary in certain cases, and now Rust is about to get them, those cas… https://t.co/dXA7n145PlWhich is just as well, because, frankly, Rust's type system is… not great at them, the way it's designed currently.… https://t.co/7U13lOOnCxTurns out Rust's iterator design is extremely well suited for its job inside Rust's programming paradigm. The optim… https://t.co/KuYtZkFnzAFunctors themselves are fine, monads are fine but abstracting them doesn't necessarily add a lot. Applicatives? Pas… https://t.co/qrkp1Yq8tXIt's not because Rust's HKT implementation is particularly lacking (though imo it's pretty user hostile in its curr… https://t.co/JMPgCleW3nAnyway, this is something like my third implementation of the functor hierarchy for Rust, and even though this one… https://t.co/kQzihfQ3Pq @Fish_CTO Aargh, yes, Rust does NOT like this approach, I think my Applicative definition might need a bit more tho… https://t.co/PiMH1QJWbq @Fish_CTO Ok, just let me get back to my computer and I'll see if I can finish it. @Fish_CTO Got to say, though, if you got that far you do actually know a fair amount of Rust. 😁 @utsl42 Don't need GATs for that. My Monoid definition works fine on stable. @mgattozzi Now look what you made me do. https://t.co/8fLdjAp0Ob(If anyone wants to fill in the Traversable impl for Vec, I should be much obliged, it was too much braining for a… https://t.co/S6WuN1yZELThere's a new Rust release today and instead of doing my usual "no HKTs yet" gag I went and implemented Foldable/Tr… https://t.co/qWSt3OhIYo @mgattozzi WHAT @mgattozzi You'll be telling me Duke Nukem Forever is coming this year next. @mgattozzi https://t.co/p6EvZxYU4w @mgattozzi Still no higher kinded types so idk.Excuse me, is it possible to get some service here? I've been waiting for my treat for half an hour.… https://t.co/2I9i30mrgX
7/29
2021

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