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This should be national news. 50 houseless families won their six month campaign to force the city to deed vacant h… https://t.co/8uX8RkzEpg
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @UnderComm Enema onward. @J_fassler Is saying misogynistic shit to women on the internet then blocking them like a rat coward the Chicago way too? @nataliesurely “Throw a misogynist cheap shot at a woman you don’t know them block her like a coward, thats the Chi… https://t.co/a0bboPkJCQThe Trump admin/right wing response to the pandemic is not just about the politicization of masks, it’s that they r… https://t.co/MEaPs2qiX9
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9/27
2020
people laughing at this are missing the significance of the first black person to do any work for Ginsburg in nearl… https://t.co/nHmn7KXvpw
Retweeted by John-Michael BondRepublicans want traditional families bad enough they’ll destroy the fourth amendment but not bad enough to raise w… https://t.co/dM5KoUHilaI still blame the political establishment for telling ppl their vote was the extent of their power, pitting protest… https://t.co/wLWjBYOgzX
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @wcbj I mean in a perfect world it would be every Republican member of the Senate facing Christ and finding out that he never knew them...There's a reasonable argument to be made against ACB that doesn't require hyperbole. Her record on workers' rights… https://t.co/fCGhHGzgDlThe clear strategy for Democrats should be to hammer ACB’s record on substantive issues like workers’ rights, but s… https://t.co/1TB0B1uGmg
Retweeted by John-Michael BondThe Supreme Court is currently made up of five Catholic justices, two Jewish justices, and one justice who was rais… https://t.co/jVMUhsaExq @johnmarleyfans You got it. Really like the track. If you're the person who controls this YouTube video I might reu… https://t.co/6xHA6wCtRs
9/26
2020
@DueOrDie @korinreid Truly wild after years of Jeezy to see him say “start snitching, stop lyin’”. Dude’s so fluste… https://t.co/7f1wovgwCr2020: The year a rapper said "if I was guilty why didn't you snitch on me to the cops?" https://t.co/7sjSXMEn6a @LeavittAlone It’s all good. I didn’t make it clear enough I stopped using it, so can see how it sounded like “work… https://t.co/wHFW8f1x9J @LeavittAlone Respectfully, I said I tried it and got out even after making some money because I saw the danger of… https://t.co/VL2XsrY7vZThe Machine Gun Kelly pop-punk album is a fun surprise if you wish more bands still sounded like Blink 182 and not… https://t.co/lGDqamAf5L @LeavittAlone No arguments here. I had just enough success to see the looming disaster. @SeanSJordan Wait Until Dark is amazing, basically PG, and still has one of the scariest last 15 minutes of any mov… https://t.co/e4C1Wzpgv0 @LeavittAlone I made like $200 using the same principals as a casino but know folks who have poured everything into… https://t.co/OA2FqaHhRbflorida had the most covid deaths in the country yesterday https://t.co/y8VRyX818v
Retweeted by John-Michael BondCOMMIT TO HEALTHCARE FOR EVERY ASSHOLE (metaphorically & literally) IN THE USA, AND THE RACE WON'T BE CLOSE, DIPSHI… https://t.co/efmPmEhM5n
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @TimmyG0913 @CBSNews The things you’re describing happened post attack but go off.Throwing balloons full of heavily salted water would likely cause the electrodes on the surface of the shields to s… https://t.co/BvIrzq30pT
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @TrueAnonPod @chiweethedog Spray paint the eyes @tentwentysixpm This "Charlie's Angels on a hot business mission" look is incredible.This is a monologue delivered by a man whose own employer successfully argued in court that he's so obviously lying… https://t.co/Qji0eg7MUG
Retweeted by John-Michael BondLooking forward to when I'm an old man and my grandchildren gather around to hear about what Earth was like when th… https://t.co/73EVNjYcqjThe most frustrating part of being from Tennessee is knowing how many people in my home state happily vote for this… https://t.co/Y2gABD92oO @Nicole_Cliffe Someone is going to pull Martyrs off that wonderful list and have a hell of a date night haha.Furious the pandemic ruined my Dune "pumpkin spice harvester" Halloween costume. @hrmoroz The poor workers who suddenly have to make burgers around a camera crew and Boomer who can't learn or list… https://t.co/NO2xgQ5J221/2 the CEOs lose a hand during their 1st shift because it turns out "unskilled labor" is hard as fucking hell. The… https://t.co/BHgxK2FOpVAmerica hates workers so much we had a show called Undercover Boss featuring touching stories of CEOs who are shock… https://t.co/O1s2Iw3xtbYou ever stop to think about how ramming a car into protestors was an unthinkable Nazi extremist tactic just 3 year… https://t.co/leB3GXR9am
Retweeted by John-Michael BondThis is a trap. https://t.co/i84RdiggtjIt’s been 6 months since our elected officials decided to give us a one time $1,200 check to make it through a pand… https://t.co/NR8NhZOxCe
Retweeted by John-Michael BondWho's the candidate that'll give us a 30hr 4-day work week with minimum wage at $25/hr, a cap on rent, living space… https://t.co/g3ItE5b9px
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @thegarydoyle @PissCastle Love that movie.This sentence would be sarcasm coming from anyone else. https://t.co/Iq2NGWe0Knwe coulda had a bad bitch https://t.co/0iMPK0Vcvt
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @tentwentysixpm GoddammitThe police make merch to brag about how many people they murder. https://t.co/OLSpCKH3Hi
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @Lis_Smith Don’t you have legislation that might actually help people to destroy?
9/25
2020
Sean McElwee is an even bigger scumbag than previously thought https://t.co/g9EYl7foFn
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @Ethan_Sawyer_ @LibArtsNdCrafts @doroesq @drmistercody @benshapiro We’ve been using mail in ballot since the Civil… https://t.co/q9asuVvUXG @LibArtsNdCrafts @Ethan_Sawyer_ @doroesq @drmistercody @benshapiro He's talking about this bullshit story. The only… https://t.co/z0jrE2cCv7I'd like 19-year-old punk songs about police violence to not be more relevant today than when they were released. https://t.co/Q4uWQCpfvxThe police make merch to brag about how many people they murder. https://t.co/OLSpCKH3HiWhen I try to sell my friends on my new athleisure wear. https://t.co/vUXYWUXNjF @robertistheMan Cruise feels like someone who never stops training because if he does his body will finally start aging. @MilesKlee In retrospect, basically training to be a goth. @MilesKlee Lots of books, lots of going outside to talk to girls, lots of journaling by candlelight, music theater practice after school. @Ethan_Sawyer_ @doroesq @drmistercody @benshapiro Yeah, no one should concede on election night in an election wher… https://t.co/rpjpFyU8fi @doroesq @drmistercody @benshapiro She conceded the election after winning by 3 million votes, so no it’s an illegitimate question.Let me get in on that trial https://t.co/k8A6kThN9Y
Retweeted by John-Michael BondThe real toll of Covid-19 is even higher than 200,000. Between mid-March and late August, 259,000 more Americans ha… https://t.co/sxecDb1Vu4
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @Curtis_Cook Can’t stop thinking about Gary starting the tip of the day project Jan 1, 2020 and where it would be today.White people feel free to riot too! The police are not on your side either https://t.co/bWn02YREhL
Retweeted by John-Michael Bondi knew the u.s. was a third world country when i learned that "going to random upper middle class neighborhoods to… https://t.co/UP0uiH6lEc
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @DiegoCr38993494 @jeonjkwyd @kjames0000 @BobTheComrade The only protestors today attacking cars were militia member… https://t.co/wgLOXderNB @danielleradford I have a heart stick n poke on my foot because it’s light and silly. A smiley face might be nice.… https://t.co/d0W4wwVzxY @danielleradford Hell yeah.The fake thing that isn’t happening, but which I myself did for real a few years ago, is OUTRAGEOUS! https://t.co/Jl9Z0Jv6XG
Retweeted by John-Michael BondI wrote diatribes about this for two straight years. Reco engines are problematic on most platforms, but the one… https://t.co/Ek9V4pOiY5
Retweeted by John-Michael BondRead this. Prepare yourself for the worst. Then work your ass off to make sure there is NO DOUBT. https://t.co/80OrPdrzIO
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @allison_mick You look so good buddy @jeonjkwyd @kjames0000 @BobTheComrade They truly don’t care. They think it’s funny, they think it’s something to jo… https://t.co/gKBTrN7pUd @kjames0000 @BobTheComrade They hate you. You're defending attempted murder to protect politicians who hate you.The GOP's official stance is encouraging the murder of peaceful protesters by running them over with cars. Their fo… https://t.co/wx6xjn7eiX @tonyposnanski What do you say about them?
9/24
2020
So the 12 million dollars Louisville gave to Breonna Taylor's family was just a coincidental large gift huh? They j… https://t.co/bScAI1jreQ
Retweeted by John-Michael Bondhey all, i see a lot of links for the Louisville bail fund, which is great, but also consider donating to the Louis… https://t.co/GWgCo3sHwy
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @JoshuaA41174936 @scottEmovienerd No the fuck they didn’t. https://t.co/4eHA8ixf7H https://t.co/XV1ZLUQImBOccasionally you do an interview with a source who gives you literal chills and I had it when history professor Mic… https://t.co/uwuW9N5REN
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @NickLutsko @aoifesh Thanks a bunch.This is psychotic and cruel. The three counts aren't even for murdering Breonna Taylor, they're for when the office… https://t.co/9lHNBBSxQ5“There are good cops” doesn’t mean anything when it’s clear the entire system operates to empower and enable the wo… https://t.co/g7xQ0XWVJD
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @HeliumComedyIND @bryancallen This fucking sucks.She was used for everything. Used to promote everything. Used to make people look good and socially conscious. Used… https://t.co/4y0zamfhUs
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @JoyAnnReid We did. We voted for Obama and gave him the House and the Senate. He spent the first two fucking years… https://t.co/zGjAahEPPlThis feels different in scale but not in intent or logic from what we’ve seen the mainstream GOP defend in, for ins… https://t.co/F6WGNkTL3r
Retweeted by John-Michael BondFinally getting prints made of the stuff I shoot for myself and I'm stupid excited.Let me be a hippy for a moment and enjoy this picture I took of a fire spirit. https://t.co/nW2vGDjN6e @TheCoryLCook I mean Trump’s also guilty of crimes against humanity there.we could divert literally any of the LA budget to these hotels as incentives for participating in a program providi… https://t.co/4ihAJxAlAH
Retweeted by John-Michael Bond @RealAlexRubi If you don’t wanna call her out personally using her name and Twitter is a pretty fucking stupid way to do it. @nesgritton Yep, with smoke and lights.
9/23
2020
Whether you’ve never understood economic anxiety or if you’ve also found hope in a five dollar scratch off, this pi… https://t.co/4ZAh6jwFNt @nesgritton You are great. @nesgritton If you do this let me take cool pictures of it @awnhell99 Thank you for this inspiration. @keithtellsjokes You’ll always be my long beach dumb all star.Even if this is true, “we only committed two illegal non-consensual sterilizations of imprisoned undocumented immig… https://t.co/KvvNx4288T @CraigSJ Haha Lokithelion was my message board handle for years and I’m so thankful I dropped it before making a Twitter. @CraigSJ That was a fun era. Starflyer is such a criminally underrated band. If you haven’t checked out what they’v… https://t.co/nIjhnQwRKf @CraigSJ At minimum you were knocking on the door. Emotion is Dead is 100% an emo record. Did you discover them thr… https://t.co/ezbI0UrdXo @CraigSJ I can see that. I may also have trauma from buying it in 6th grade in 1996 and spending middle school and… https://t.co/geo7s8WXuS
9/22
2020

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