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brennuary bones @BonniePuns Los Angeles, CA

former pastry chef and current regular chef, tells little jokes - host of food variety hour podcast @mouthholepod - mother to a human child, Luna

701 Following   3,911 Followers   35,768 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/22/09


@StevenRayMorris Do you mean nudes or just regular photos @vampire_xtine I do too even though I know 3 engine planes have a big time history of accident ms and incidents - b… https://t.co/Zqss86R5tY @mattapodaca @hayesdavenport @TheMuppets Is @hayesdavenport actually @yayforzig’s verified burner account?Just loved to see teamwork and be like “how would it be?” @vampire_xtine I mean I guess if 2 of them fail?For me when it came to understanding teen movie tropes, it’s not that cheerleaders were hot, it’s that anyone doing… https://t.co/Gy7FWBNcQLAfter Wanda Vision I’m watching the trailer for Loki - just want to say that as an aviation nerd I love the accurat… https://t.co/mr7j2ERsRH12:08am Wanda Vision time @CeleneBeth Like do you want to call mr or should we record it @PollyKotowski @CoreyA1 you again? @notSoIrishAmy5 Yeah she, is under a spell. The powerlessness I felt when I just wanted to go pick up my own baby a… https://t.co/QfXL3wOihJ @PollyKotowski @CoreyA1 https://t.co/oaE3sGnNpK @NerdHeather THIS ISSSS The story of a girl @PollyKotowski @CoreyA1 @RaxKingIsDead Proud of u @ayobrobro Fully agree @notSoIrishAmy5 :( but I’m looking forward to it! I love pain @CeleneBeth Celene all of this is lies LIES @CeleneBeth I didn’t say it but several people have said it they are only comparing these two movies @notSoIrishAmy5 Can you please describe how the hot the cheese in the crustHEY CPAS / if you are able to take on more people to do taxes for and you want to help the gig economy get the best… https://t.co/Zd5vTgZNrN @gthreepio I just said this to him before I tweeted it and he immediately said “Promising Young Velociraptor” which is why I love him @SpinsterEmily Oh zeke hadn’t told you? @IMTHELANERD That’s fun, like a lazy river @GoodnightGoldie The color palette I like. The foot? Though?I fell for this last week and I might fall for it again 🥲 https://t.co/w5GTZM1HacFedoras are going to have a big year I can taste itGoogling “dumbest shaped pools” made me feel good about myselfAnybody want a quick boost? https://t.co/4vRRsQHtV8 @gheedstreasure CPA is usually only like $50-100 more and can keep you from owing money AND can often help you get more money backI had the most beautiful conversation with a CPA yesterday who has told my about many benefits I’m entitled to that… https://t.co/YdYFf9vpaPYou guys stop using Turbo Tax fucking STOP it, hire a millennial CPA dedicated to gaming it and getting you maximum… https://t.co/hDX5nbuYuW @DivaLaci He’s the big boy boss of his own year like a big boyTaco Bell suddenly acting like they invented potatoes @A_Angell29 That’s amore @bitterbuffalo86 Incredible @Barbara1313 :(Promising young woman holllyyy shit wow wow wow wowI think wedding cakes should be the size of a coffee tableI meant TV but this is next level comedyAbsolutely screaming at my RVThese are definitely troll videos I’ve made videos like this I should have known @JVillaBella Is this a good podcast?The Paris Hilton song falling in love montage is
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Omg omg omg I’ve reached the Molina scene omg omg omgBaby you can be my sandwich meat and I’ll be your brioche buuuuun Do you know that song @heyadamroberts That’s like 19 days away which is several years in current time @dontatme___ I think they’re joking but I’m not sure @CoreyA1 Thanks for the tip to the drop ! @bossegirl666 Rented on Amazon!!I have decided to like and subscribehappy Friday everyone https://t.co/wpKkOrV2Xj @ipedaltahoe I feel like my description is a trigger warning!! @DinolaurRexnut I think their cooking videos are trolls @precatlady https://t.co/8Nb9zdI16D @lauren_reney Sorry we make it just like grandma did! If she was wearing a sweater she’d mash the buttered bread wi… https://t.co/4Eddpqnavt @gthreepio Send pics - if you use the JM app and use code Mikes25 it’s 25 percent off the order!I truly want to live here so bad https://t.co/SEOOHBoGQOCold sub (any) mikes way @BradJost I would DEFINITELY eat itI just order a big sandwich from Jersey Mike’s and I’m going to watch Promising Young Woman I love Sundays @guacsnotglocks Lol yes WHY the forearms!!!! @erichwithach This is fine @erichwithach Also it seems like it’s skim??? Yes WHY the milk?? The only binder is cheese??? @erichwithach Before *** lolol begore @erichwithach I don’t understand what happens when they cut it??? Also smashing the bread with her forearms after i… https://t.co/AEU5XeB02S @lindsaykatai Oooooooo @steelydamnnn Yesss @ColesTwitt3r !! Happy Birthday Madison ❤️❤️❤️ @cwirvi I love ice cream gyoza @urchaoticgf I mean this in the nicest @JadeNovah Okay I am a fuckin chef and I still think parchment is expensive??? It is fancy somehow. Ill Amazon her parchment as a fun gift @urchaoticgf This was meant for the general public @lilgrapefruits Damn she better be careful she’s gonna fall in that hole !!! @TotallyAllen 50 years ago was 1971 and that’s when cocaine came inWhen I die I hope I am reborn one of those neon green aliens with big eyes and slinky bodies freakin everybody out… https://t.co/WYBd7pYNEv @prof__simp @choppedjrfan AprilIf you haven’t heard the Mouth Hole theme song I feel sorry for you (you can listen on most platforms) @prof__simp I’m hi I went the North Carolina for @choppedjrfan’s marriage 2 yrs ago and truly had the best time @eugoogolizer Im not following @RileyWryly Let’s use the fish tube system https://t.co/ezM5jhbtJv @prof__simp ... t @prof__simp North Carolina is only Charlotte I though @tjchambersLA Dm me w what hood u live in @JVillaBella What’s .... oooo apple valley? Seems far @prof__simp Charlotte? I know a guy @ColiseumSewage Haaa @prof__simp If you’re in nyc I’ll make my brother do it @GianmarcoSoresi https://t.co/aWfDBfi7Hp @Atom_Murray I love Buffalo so much @michelleatlaw VERY FAMILIAR @JenMckiness It’s all good no one saw! I backed right up @kbenwrites Sorry he had to goWould it have been better if I wrote “my cousin vinny-grette” @choppedjrfan Does my food look whackLol air pod I meanEXCEPT for when I misplace an ear bud and chaos ensuesI think I just realized I love my job as a Chef because cooking chills me out and I feel 100% in controlAlso salad had Roma toms and shaved fennelwhat I cooked today, today edition: Chicken piccata with crispy pan fried potatoes and steamed asparaguy Mostly v… https://t.co/3jD70zSxOJ @VINatPT I did we talked
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