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The Forced Hysterectomies started under the guy Biden picked to be Homeland Security Secretary. Alejandro Mayorkas
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeOne thing tenet accomplished for sure was making inception and interstellar seem pretty straight forward.
11/24
2020
i am currently becoming the joker https://t.co/mOjXGnkcSS
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeThe system people should fear is this one, not Medicare for all https://t.co/i1D3yARSnl
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeWhat’s he gonna do? Hold his hand and feed him soup? This is Donald Trump https://t.co/f1hAliKOyB
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeIf we reduced our Pentagon budget, we could redirect the money toward anti-poverty programs, education, AND coronav… https://t.co/8DsdHPPYeC
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11/23
2020
communism 😡 https://t.co/rPk7FXWLEe
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11/22
2020
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Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joewe gotta pay for a new president? https://t.co/HdcU02lNw8
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeWhy is the president-elect crowd funding on the tl? This country is so embarrassing.
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeCodename kids next door was ahead of it’s time honestly."defund the police is irresponsible sloganeering" meanwhile https://t.co/TOA6Opgx3G
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeAt this point, I really think we need to study Rudy's blood for some kind of miracle resistance to Covid.
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Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joe @alexweprin Cuomo gets an Emmy for talking about his mom's pasta sauce with his brother on TV, instead of fielding… https://t.co/k9URlC0H3j
Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joeits literally legal to marry your first cousin in the state of georgia you inbred, racist, clenbuterol-taking, qano… https://t.co/zRpnN9sRia
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeBroken bones > 20 years in prison https://t.co/0mRTMXLtWV
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11/21
2020
What a participation trophy looks like in real life: https://t.co/4v7QRb8H2q
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeY’all used to play “I PUT ON FOR MY CITY” in high school during football season and get murked 56-0🤣🤣🤣
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeIt’s time to start asking what your government can do for you.
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeThe only thing Kelly Loeffler has represented well is her stock portfolio.
Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joewent from "essential workers" to fuck off & die real quick
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeThis would be my last day married if my wife did this. https://t.co/ysBjxB6TTl
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11/20
2020
The first time you take a shit at the office is definitely a monumental momentI think going live on LinkedIn is the next step. People are gonna start wilding and quit their jobs while going livecoffee prices are out of control https://t.co/gEiQlqzbPm
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11/19
2020
tbh the “closed schools but open restaurants” situation is what happens when teachers have unions and service workers don’t
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeGMU Economics Dept's brains be hitting different https://t.co/GLyOpLjGVA
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeThe average cost of a masters degree for social work is $35k. Social workers on average make about 60k. You can l… https://t.co/GXab4vW9gR
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeLiterally every adult spent 1970 to 2008 screaming at us to get a degree and now the exact same fucking people are… https://t.co/TnGew4eN36
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Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joethis is why a majority of americans dont trust any of these fucking ghouls https://t.co/BA1MmNb0zC
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11/18
2020
"Don’t let the moment pass. Don’t let the people you love walk by you without you letting them know how you feel ab… https://t.co/MCJOseQh7Dbeing against student loan debt forgiveness because you already paid off your debt is like being against a covid va… https://t.co/0kFTl5VOYF
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeThe median student loan payment is $222 a month. Eliminating that bill for households helps stimulate the economy.… https://t.co/CyWYOkFED0
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11/17
2020
The fact that there haven't been more stimulus checks is definitive proof that DC is corrupt and not representing you
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11/15
2020
Absolutely brilliant https://t.co/UYjXBiwwdW
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11/13
2020
thank you to all the brave army esports vets for protecting our freedom, your use of bait-and-switch tactics to tri… https://t.co/qwLdl10cAc
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11/11
2020
Where the pro-lifers at? Don’t get quiet now https://t.co/xcXXuNPWrN
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeIf I were actually as all-commandingly powerful as Republicans say I am, everybody in this country would have guara… https://t.co/jfUnJCmtSg
Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joe112 co-sponsors of Medicare for All were on the ballot. All of them won. 98 co-sponsors of the Green New Deal were… https://t.co/WdAzmV74ff
Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joe @BoomerSlayer95 To progress. We have simply returned to the very conditions that allowed a Trump presidency to exi… https://t.co/YXcvOTmkjX
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeBlack Lives Matter upset at Biden supporters celebrating on #BLM Plaza in Washington DC. https://t.co/dFcYauZhGE
Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joe.@OurRevolution is circulating a petition urging @GavinNewsom to appoint Ro Khanna to Sen. Harris soon to be vacant… https://t.co/ZpA9HmSJF2
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeThe plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into hol… https://t.co/vrIViA0BSw
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeIt's probably pretty bad that people join the military for this reason. https://t.co/fl1xtaAz78
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeAlso I still can’t comprehend how more politicians don’t support Medicare for all during a fucking pandemic and whe… https://t.co/chjUpyLi7FAnyone else worried about a potential Trump 2024 run? I feel like he’s not going away quietly and neither is his brand of politics.this is what happens when politics are reduced to an atomized performance of virture, you get weird shit like nigga… https://t.co/wR7hi55VOP
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11/10
2020
Every year, 68,000 Americans die because they can't afford to go to a doctor on time – almost 200 people a day. Hea… https://t.co/0SdD24Wzbf
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeYou lost an election ... not a life ... https://t.co/6Mc40yYDmB
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeBeing progressive is about pushing the public forward, not using past heroism as a cover for current complacency.… https://t.co/vI7LfRzzXP
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeLadies and gentlemen: Mission Accomplished. https://t.co/LiAdUEcFm2
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeTurns out “I want to give you healthcare” is popular, especially during a pandemic. Weird! https://t.co/MVLbmOcYvo
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeThere are like 3 red states left and the rest are just light blue states that have good voter suppression and gerrymandering
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11/9
2020
Joe Biden is a neoliberal corporatist who has spent 47 years propping up our corrupt system. He is not a savior.
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeBrooklyn and the USPS, cheering each other on. https://t.co/RURUtadYEt
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11/8
2020
https://t.co/OaTbQ1XtozEvery single swing-seat House Democrat who endorsed #MedicareForAll won re-election or is on track to win re-electi… https://t.co/ml8qYakVDG
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeExpeditiously. https://t.co/MCwn2GwY2T
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeI am happy Donald Trump lost. But I am not happy that the man who wrote the crime and bankruptcy bills, voted for t… https://t.co/CQkEzJ6vcG
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeMore Republicans voted for Trump in 2020 than in 2016. By 2022, Lincoln Project will have rebranded and use the m… https://t.co/t4YIRCvxcD
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeSo can we start pushing Biden left now?easily the best photoshop i've seen all week https://t.co/K5Z7MWw9qd
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Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeI see a pattern. https://t.co/jetm3bICTu
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeIt’s still hilarious to me that Hillary Clinton will never be president
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11/7
2020
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11/6
2020
@momtazjr Dude probably voted for Kanye tbh lolSo what should I have done buddy? Just sit at home and not vote for either? One is a garbage can and the other is a… https://t.co/tmkPIiDnptOk yes hi this IS THE TWEEEEEEET. https://t.co/lOpH5JZuNe
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11/5
2020
I never liked Biden from the start (crime bill, bankruptcy bill, Iraq war, etc.) but I voted for him anyways becaus… https://t.co/mowbnVrrR6Trump is about to prematurely declare victory before 11PM ET.the electoral college is a perfect system https://t.co/D7OEheH9Xo
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeHey remember when we couldn't nominate Bernie because his views on Cuba would have meant he'd lose Florida?
Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joelol these fox news voter polls https://t.co/NoiNjPiqOH
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11/4
2020
Shoutout to all the peeps who voted early, definitely made It less crowded for us procrastinators. Was in and out in 5 minsif biden wins and trump refuses to leave democrats will mend the divided country and compromise by making biden Ass… https://t.co/lKJpYYoQBD
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Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joe @taaas_ Oh shit, thanks for sharing!Serious question: what happens if he loses the election and just decides not to accept the results? Are there conti… https://t.co/pU3AxRdfWzLeBron James opened his own school which gave struggling children access to an education. Trump university had to p… https://t.co/OmcZbWSGht
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11/3
2020
I honestly can’t wait for this god forsaken election to be over withThe reason we have Senator Bernie Sanders is because in 1981 he won a mayoral race by 10 votes. Please do your hom… https://t.co/R25wWu0Sjq
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeRemember our good sis who went INNNN at the Board of Police meeting last week & went viral? Well, the police are fo… https://t.co/mTIyFRM3ui
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Retweeted by Cotton Eye Joereminder that we have the tech to be green, it's just not profitable https://t.co/3tS5XUJt75
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11/2
2020
Tony Hawk as Larry David is the best thing I’ve seen all 2020, maybe my whole life https://t.co/Geq0IPsayt
Retweeted by Cotton Eye JoeI have a really bad feeling about this weekMy son dressed up as Michael Brooks for Halloween! "They can cut all the flowers but they can't stop the coming of… https://t.co/w6YBZpNy7Y
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11/1
2020
Believes in wearing a mask in public https://t.co/mwFTJ6Iry0
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10/31
2020

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