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English, wordish, girlish, nerdish. 💜🐘🌱 she/they. Does something resembling poetry at @IdleScriber.

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Joined Twitter 5/3/10

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Retweeted by Boots McGoot begrudgingly @ProperBadger let's drive them out. put them in the negaverse of InjuriousCat where at least people are agreeing to it @itsdaneesaur well now we can hide them elsewhere and enjoy our lovely thirst confessions sitecheck out my website, where people anonymously insult you, InjuriousCat @ConcatNonsense HAH yeah, we all had pretty simplistic understandings at that age, I was slowly convincing myself i… @Corruptforce 🤞 @ConcatNonsense you're a survivor and I respect that. also it has a seriously Ferengi energy to it 😁 @itsdaneesaur haha ikr? one day @problemsdog I've done it on and off for a while, but I know I wasn't the first! @GuillotineGoth They're fucking HUGE. Also, this fucked me up as well:
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Retweeted by Boots McGoot begrudgingly @chton haha! I love it. what a fine young lad. @FinaStarGuard oooo that'd be so CUTE (sorry, I am not helping)😺✏ — I'm doing SO MUCH BETTER! body and mind. if I continue improving at this rate I'm gonna transcend this mortal… @kxthleen baby! 💜check out my new website, where people anonymously react far too strongly to things, FuriousCat.check out my new website, where people anonymously send you news stories that don't hold up to scrutiny, SpuriousCat. @SecretPotato9 that makes me feel really valued and happy, thank you so much! @kteamarsden a bit of the red came off its tongue and streaked the wall; otherwise unscathed 😁 @Wangleberry valid. love you. ❤️ @Wendables @maryepworth not *chicken* eggs anyway...Reddit post: My partner [YearM] and I [YoungerF] have been together for [less than 2 years] and he [outlandish expe…
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Retweeted by Boots McGoot begrudgingly @halkyardo I learned that fact "for the first time" on two separate occasions and tweeted my astonishment both times. tabula rasa baby @jamesdraper the algorithm tries to strip out redundant plurals
@DaynaAfterDark @EyesInMyBrain Pix pics 🥰 @EwaSR I found a happy alpaca and thought you might like it @SecretPotato9 @chton @JamesHunt INTO IT😺✏ — i don't know the names of any moves, but a cool hold where I had them over my back? I would have to get hella…😺✏ — I'd make a terrible passenger, but if I could web-sling myself? HELL. YES. no better way to travel. @NeilLarrisey Derek: ... windchimes? @beardsandennui @Wangleberry why did he lick everythingMOST surprising, I'm gonna say Gwendoline Christie.I think, if I found a stranger in my shower, it being Jason Mantzoukas would at least make a kind of sense, you know? @JennaKassArt aww it looks tired ♥️ i hope you can save it! @chton @PigletParker @JamesHunt @WearyWithToil awww! that's lovely!someone took the time to MAKE THIS IMAGE, instead of getting a hobby. UGH @ragbonehair @porridgebrain aww ye bb @chton @PigletParker I got a star in my card from @JamesHunt and it's the only bit of Christmas I won't allow to end @ragbonehair @porridgebrain well have you hrrrrrd the wrrrd about the brrrd and the spider @ginlington I'm glad he knew where to turn. 💜just retweet
Retweeted by Boots McGoot begrudginglyIt's been, what, 30 years? And I STILL have occasional nightmarish flashbacks about the one with all the seagull sh…
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