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The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @BorderKent Dreamland or Portakabin J5 M25

Kent Border Force est. 2020 | ‘Ave you got your permit sonny? #Kexit #KBF | “Our Quest Is To Congest"

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@SebdeGange @EDannyEdwards Amusingly enough there is in fact a village called Dunkirk just outside Canterbury Wil… https://t.co/vQvusAV6V0 @aebdigital Absolutely not [Signs executive order to establish KASA] https://t.co/SGzc7WZm6r @mrjamesob We did offer them the Isle of Sheppey on a temporary loan - even suggesting they name it Kentanamo to ap… https://t.co/YQSyriSijZ
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @SueHobbs3 @mrjamesob https://t.co/zFG73tFY4jThis tweet sums up Britain today; we can be outraged, saddened, bewildered and disgusted by what we see around us b… https://t.co/4dZOa07QQa
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @F1Annie @carolJhedges @chrishall62 Our flag is NO LAUGHING MATTER ANN LANDER @MrsClark81 We haven’t actually put the name of the moat to the electorate Yet... https://t.co/HU0e8aDOWi🚨 SERIOUSNESS KLAXON 🚨 Please do consider a donation to the following & RT as they need all the help they can get… https://t.co/vG2yRrUytS
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @MrsClark81 Well, yes, under normal circumstances, they’d be our first port of call, it’s just our electorate has o… https://t.co/XC9jzNrjQc @ByHosh @carolJhedges @chrishall62 We are endeavouring to build a unicorn-shaped lorry park near Sevenoaks, as it happens @HywelE65 @carolJhedges @chrishall62 Not yet Mike Mallard but wait until independence! https://t.co/kQ9v4kgDqD @carolJhedges @chrishall62 It has indeed been suggested Carol https://t.co/7eMTXuMIY3🇬🇧🇪🇺🇫🇷 FLAG CONSULTATION 🇫🇷🇪🇺🇬🇧 YES, FINALLY Although our first EU summit as members is not until 2021 they need… https://t.co/fs4oHAptXN
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @ArwenSadler @chrishall62 A vital intervention Arwen Sadler https://t.co/AgYarp2wDG @Arranthedrumguy 😬 Very much a TBC at this stage @HJMKent @chrishall62 https://t.co/5TZt6kY2Z1 @PaulMalyon @chrishall62 We ❤️ simplicity @SheddyIan https://t.co/0NxKeYuMX7🎰 ECONOMIC POLICY JACKPOT 🎰 This time next year we will all be millionaires* https://t.co/qfbwpu6oab https://t.co/KepN6yQXO4 @ian13m @simonhoustoun Funnily enough, Grayling was tasked with finding a ‘corporate figurehead’ as Whitehall put i… https://t.co/UpwLiKD8K4 @ScotBorderOG @deryck_francis https://t.co/YgaP8tSNQH @noelle_nole1 @chrishall62 That’s easy for you to sayOBVIOUSLY https://t.co/Jb46FkQMLv https://t.co/kzTijHx89E @SydBolton11 Splendid Only... Surely it’s Beech Honey? 🐝 @smashingpaps Why not? https://t.co/cNeCpkgeR0 @simonhoustoun Well, as you know, we’re trying to recruit as quickly as possible... https://t.co/amFfUrwlCi @noelle_nole1 @chrishall62 An army marches on its stomach Not that we’re necessarily thinking of raising an army… https://t.co/SQ6hhVsR9u @MacJulilulie @bakerstherald Hmm...no comment https://t.co/vi3mzlezky @AndrewR_Physics @chrishall62 @MarkGill25 https://t.co/td068DF1TC
10/27
2020
@BorderKent @chrishall62 Or maybe https://t.co/FufWJu7SfX
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @MarkGill25 @chrishall62 Hops = Goodness @ScotBorderOG @deryck_francis https://t.co/42luEejlrv @thames_pilgrim https://t.co/ijZWq1kenr @joannekarma @DrSdeG @andynorthy11 If Grayling is involved there’s a fair chance it will contain parts of the SS Ri… https://t.co/EChpxQIX1L @MarkGill25 @chrishall62 Displays tendencies, yes @EyeEdinburgh So not all bad then....? https://t.co/nXPwdpEW9Q @TheJoMurphy We are having to manage the east-west tensions with kid gloves https://t.co/Q2usaa4BEa😬 https://t.co/7zE2PNph9b @MarkGill25 @chrishall62 We do not judge https://t.co/GaF7YCdbeg @chrishall62 Duly noted https://t.co/gRnpkv19k5Important clarification. Based on feedback to date, adding a unicorn’s horn (unihorn?) and some truck headlights w… https://t.co/qmK7cZE4Q8 @AndrewR_Physics @andynorthy11 We would strongly counsel against this level of expectation... @Steve_Butler @andynorthy11 Remember, procurement rules are very clear... https://t.co/f9phmT7mlf https://t.co/9pCOSd9xyY @Steve_Butler @andynorthy11 If Grayling is involved as seems likely, we probably wouldn’t have to wait for the inva… https://t.co/tn776dtL5q @DanielJHannan As we leave the UK and become an independent nation, we are evaluating various economic systems we c… https://t.co/GjnJwwxhATMeanwhile, official statement on underwater Kent-Essex link: “Nothing is agreed until everything is agreed” 🚅🚅🚅🚅🚅… https://t.co/LuXk0igdH5
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @BorderKent @chrishall62 Hmm, I think the yellow stars should be replaced with lorry headlights, so that the majest… https://t.co/ZLf9D7C5fC
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @ThatRyn @chrishall62 A magnificent vision https://t.co/5gV6VwCbYI @finbarr_in_z @andynorthy11 https://t.co/7oVqYvaHlF @CFrorath @andynorthy11 If we’re completely honest, so do we https://t.co/QkZQlewYMe @finbarr_in_z @chrishall62 That is precisely the feedback this consultation is designed to illicit https://t.co/dnfyHdEqQ6 @BinFederation @chrishall62 In classic Vexillological terms, you may not be very far away... https://t.co/VW9o3SZJj8 @Tim_Dill_2703 @chrishall62 Splendid. We like efficiency. https://t.co/zabSv6nqAl @bugeyed71 @charltonted @chrishall62 ^^^could^^^ https://t.co/N5732vM2x5 @charltonted @chrishall62 Does have a certain je ne sais quoi about it, we’ll give you that https://t.co/mnKHqyd1Ij @bhesmondhalgh @andynorthy11 https://t.co/HwZWzuykDS @trippyz123 @chrishall62 Noted. Precisely the type of feedback this consultation is designed to elicit https://t.co/L56WzpnErb @ian13m @andynorthy11 Ooh...yes, that’s one for the order of business Fran-Kent-Line https://t.co/WqSRRrBF0SMeanwhile, official statement on underwater Kent-Essex link: “Nothing is agreed until everything is agreed” 🚅🚅🚅🚅🚅… https://t.co/LuXk0igdH5 @Kettleseller1 @chrishall62 Duly noted https://t.co/bMgCttdLzK @EmilyFlump @chrishall62 @ShepherdNeame They are welcome to contribute in any way they see fit... https://t.co/0KeS2DnrQx @FriendofBrenda @chrishall62 We’re ready. https://t.co/pNZU5NwSZy @WHBooksBridport @chrishall62 Your notes are noted in our notebook https://t.co/FIBvwoeG7n @andynorthy11 Well, we have made it our policy not to formally comment on speculation but given how attractive post… https://t.co/soQymoYEXM🇬🇧🇪🇺🇫🇷 FLAG CONSULTATION 🇫🇷🇪🇺🇬🇧 YES, FINALLY Although our first EU summit as members is not until 2021 they need… https://t.co/fs4oHAptXN @law83692622 Now you’re talking... https://t.co/uauIQhIk3mTo confirm, the Kent Seafood Explotation Agency (K-Sea) is already streets ahead of the UK on this issue Whitstabl… https://t.co/V9IHKwjVP1
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @MikeNoyesUK @guardian We can’t see cobnuts either. What are they playing at? https://t.co/haCF3RrUz1 @Drawbot1st Hmm... https://t.co/V0jihFvNVy @CFrorath There is no such thing in independent Kent @CFrorath Your opinion is valued https://t.co/uD18NtloQ0 @finbarr_in_z Election of monarch is due forthwith It is for them to decide @piracycorp cc @WHBooksBridport https://t.co/v9Sheh6N58 @JuliaPearman We must thank the branding experts of @WHBooksBridport who obviously share the Kent state of mind des… https://t.co/ZOyRsEQYw5🚨POTENTIAL REBRAND KLAXON🚨 K-Sea >>> KF-Sea #FishTheChickenOfTheSea https://t.co/8XFe96Txlb https://t.co/iP3cJJVEI9 @WHBooksBridport https://t.co/Klz1o6zbTl @MissRoMorgan https://t.co/miwI3SaBVoA fax from KBF outpost at Broadstairs: “Don’t forget our famous common crab shell frisbees. A flyaway success!” I… https://t.co/3lIVsVYNc5 @MissRoMorgan A well-reasoned argument You must... https://t.co/53Fh0hQLrT @MissRoMorgan That feels a little bit like a come-and-get-me plea Rowan Morgan and it’s worked Ramsgate it is https://t.co/vC25zglF1PFurther export innovation: K-Pop... https://t.co/X1YLfH4PYH @richardalansear https://t.co/eDI5iN5eSO @GCU_Grey_Ar3a Excellent suggestion and duly noted https://t.co/mNx0sU6iBd @JuliaPearman precisely https://t.co/jvsspUM92x @djdan48 Most kind of you to say but please do remember... THE BORDER IS NO LAUGHING MATTER @richardalansear It’s a fair cop and to be honest with you, they keep disappearing back to the Sevenoaks undergroun… https://t.co/3rlnpB4I79To confirm, the Kent Seafood Explotation Agency (K-Sea) is already streets ahead of the UK on this issue Whitstabl… https://t.co/V9IHKwjVP1🚨COBNUT CRISIS🚨 As Kent’s cobnut season reaches its crescendo, reports of cross-border incursions from Surrey and… https://t.co/3eaGzBiAQp
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Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @Savolainen_R @FiDaisyG Franchises you say... https://t.co/a2gikQ087B @AndrewRed_Green https://t.co/mg9jZZdIYn @Savolainen_R We have offered the Welsh our services on a freelance basis
10/26
2020
@GrimwoodTerry @10YearsAsleep https://t.co/4mvV6TaumdSome rather erm... ‘enthusiastic’ responses to this so we should make this very clear indeed We DO NOT foresee a f… https://t.co/6HSiZKdcM4
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷No, before any of you ask. https://t.co/gWtGwW1Aws
Retweeted by The Kent Border 🇬🇧🇫🇷 @FiDaisyG Hmm...options, options https://t.co/7r3VWGPGLc @iwanap69 @Frances_Coppola https://t.co/w5MTleR7Cc @anne_annebrooks We are unaware of any such activity or operation, nor would we be disposed to discuss an operation… https://t.co/K9jV250AxM @SueHobbs3 Magnificent. We may soon have a Sue Hobbs shaped gap to fill in our graphic design department @JamesWillby That’s as maybe but we can’t be seen to be seen if you know what we mean... https://t.co/pc4cMtyVOE
10/25
2020

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