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Dude we fucking crushed that play so hard do you think Dennyโ€™s will even let us in looking like this lmao weโ€™re soโ€ฆ https://t.co/Wn9Gt8ZMLB
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @trrvvb the world if trevb 0 tweets https://t.co/En2Iutlt8pVery underappreciated bit of Lowtax lore is him going on Struggle Session and dropping a Hard R in the first 10 minutes
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Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽMy hair normally vs my hair when I get my shit sucked right https://t.co/3x3uPQgXmG
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽdavid lynch made a whole animated series called "Dumbland" that no one ever talks about. he did all the voices, souโ€ฆ https://t.co/OtJEhQRpxD
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @martymoogle @chiweethedog getting him to put a ring on it so I can be legally entitled to half his followers @chiweethedog find u a girl who can explain your tweet to uwhen i ask @borrachacansada to explain what things mean at least once a day https://t.co/TVaXZV8OQW
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Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @trrvvb https://t.co/xPWuRwLMOI @chiweethedog I need https://t.co/yuFxpICsRw this,, for later @its_j_foo 7 is fly @TheGordoCat do not be ageist at me @KingDad42 @weadpoup oh ok @Jowday2 that's right @cortmanteau no it's ok @RawhideKobe https://t.co/lQVQ7iPD7p @ross_hewage I put together model cars when I was a kid. I enjoyed doing it because it was a toy @KingDad42 @weadpoup this is a toy right https://t.co/lvRYLnLc7A @ross_hewage it's a model toy @jpawgmafia @the_unabummer yeah he is ๐Ÿ˜ˆ @weadpoup yeah cause you're smart and observantwearing shoes in the house is fine and normal https://t.co/jKizuXxBgMgundam twitter is salty!!lmao https://t.co/H23I9tb8SAhe's so hot lol https://t.co/SnSI9cdL98 @MuddyPenguins @m0ther0fspiders @RoseEmojiTico @fingerbIaster @ComradeLuanne oh hell yeah are we just linking randoโ€ฆ https://t.co/PUlL4KAYXdliterally drinking 8 ipa's while scrolling youre phone & questioning everything is just as, if not more , exhaustinโ€ฆ https://t.co/3MF0VtRMRg
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @stopbeingcringy @len0killer you're supposed to make your sockpuppet a little more subtle, dude @ScooterAbrahaam oh sorry I still don't know what it means @ScooterAbrahaam love that for youGot to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @raddsurfer I don't think she owned them, she just felt compelled to dunk on Kim K by saying she had to do chores iโ€ฆ https://t.co/t6EwkvhkPZ @brookiecookiebd @offthispiss yeah but the only way that happens is if increasingly toeless people have more kids,โ€ฆ https://t.co/SX447p8DoP @buttermilkbup @BeepersBP Beepers out cheating on me again ๐Ÿ˜”asexuals in heaven after god doesnโ€™t send them to hell https://t.co/FJlejnAYEL
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ*pals around with rapists and posts constantly about how I can't take a normal shit voice* "people hate me for goiโ€ฆ https://t.co/9GdW7qXde7 @Captain_piss they are right to do that https://t.co/uYtnka0tcDDisturbedโ€™s David Draiman: โ€œTalking shit is the easiest thing in the world to do. You know the hardest thing? Writiโ€ฆ https://t.co/RxWFxZunTE
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽwho the fuck talks like this. what the fuck is going on on Twitter https://t.co/0uT20eugl8 @clubmoss the Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian.... Hey Nineteen is about what Covid-19 took from ustoo many words being made up on Twitter lately, I swear to god I don't even understand half the shit I see https://t.co/L7SiH45Znb @offthispiss @brookiecookiebd lol @ the notion that humans will be around in a thousand years much less a million,โ€ฆ https://t.co/ZBM9oR3ULVghislaine is a distraction from the west bank
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @len0killer https://t.co/8f7AWtQdNT @murderer_real @weadpoup yeah I mean if you want one of them to rape you that's fine @weadpoup fuck marry kill Josh Weissman Binging with Babish Adam Ragusea @weadpoup not me @websiteidi0t you need to be reined inGhislaine Maxwellโ€™s sisters (Christine & Isabel) created software that runs CIA, FBI & DEA Intel databases. Companyโ€ฆ https://t.co/pu92luQoD5
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @LorialetL @buttermilkbup @ComradeLuanne still not seeing where horses fit in here https://t.co/AMqXbdwfah
7/3
2020
@SouthrnGothHick @ComradeLuanne why are you bullying her.@borrachacansada stepping over all the lowbies to reply โ€œfuck youโ€ to my posts https://t.co/ugy2F4k4Ol
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @chiweethedog Roy.... @aniceburrito actually it's illegal to fly drones in any natural park or monumentghislaine maxwell as monster energy: a thread https://t.co/wvYY14tAg1 https://t.co/7mzHle7sNj
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @chiweethedog that's so rudeLike this if you remember when we used to give a d*mn about quality and craftsmanship. https://t.co/2KTFSU9OPW
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽthis definitely sounds like a podcast from which the hosts have grounds to cancel other podcasters! https://t.co/PBleNW6CdyFunny that Pritchard goes after Liz for going on a podcast with a guy with a band shirt, when just two months ago hโ€ฆ https://t.co/qyS8MHraGQ @orionn___ thanks buddy :)androids be like "I know a Spot" and take you here https://t.co/MjVP6eLTAu @HarrierMagnus @orgy_o_agamben was this a fun time https://t.co/ldikhVEkbigood morning https://t.co/qJLGr1ysIGAngry white nationalist guy who is pining for a race war so he can go terminator mode on the foreigners invading hiโ€ฆ https://t.co/LNDjXtPytc
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @LorialetL @buttermilkbup @ComradeLuanne what does this have to do with horses @SoCalJW @alyssa_schoener "please, wake up from your coma... you're about to hit the lifetime maximum benefit on your insurance" @BarelyOnTime @alyssa_schoener https://t.co/omToZQg5Ca @SoCalJW @alyssa_schoener it's means you need your hearing checkedIf a girl says ur dick is โ€œthe perfect sizeโ€ that means itโ€™s not big
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽsort of a genie speak situation where the media portrays it as a loving statement but biden is up there fully awarโ€ฆ https://t.co/Bjo3uC2BML
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Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽwhen @chiweethedog gets home from work and logs into Twitter https://t.co/norqtoqFYOThe Tinder Screen Tweet / The OnlyFans Reply / The Hidden Dog Surgery GoFundMe Reply https://t.co/LpYtzcutY6
Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @the_unabummer no lol @chiweethedog gm Roy
7/2
2020
my god https://t.co/iiLJlItEcE
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Retweeted by jacob wohl tulpa bf ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ @ArbysVevo @bepto_pismol @cortmanteau @ComradeLuanne you've posted like 10 times about this lol @GuireMcJosh @iaminsufferable it's a popular tiktok, you can't get mad about someone "stealing" content you didn'tโ€ฆ https://t.co/7oOmgsJJRQ
7/1
2020

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