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Feet pics for sale. @nbcsnl, co-host @lasculturistas.

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Joined Twitter 6/13/09


Argument scene in “Marriage Story”......... A huge win for daylight.Meant to Spotify search for a Lana Del Rey song and typed “gay.” 🤡Little Drummer Boy is technically a beatboxer, k??Cecil B. DeMille Award this year goes to... little graphics of Pema Chodron quotes??! Gag! @TyMitchellxo The bed is a bitch to assemble solo (lol) and I have the end table and coffee table which are cute an… https://t.co/24LBZDnf2H
12/9
2019
Dangerous element of irony poisoning in this since I will absolutely be going to Barry’s this week. https://t.co/CsFbvGPB8q“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is a cursed song about clout chasing, the idle value in attaining proximity to fam… https://t.co/dTh4H6l54zWe love u @BarrysBootcamp! @Sudi_Green @FranGillespie https://t.co/u4cn2qfckA
12/8
2019
You- can’t- tell- me- nothin. https://t.co/l4yLmt5rsLHmmmm. Yes! https://t.co/3r0Bj91dA7
12/6
2019
@AndyRichter The embarrassment was..... too much. @AndyRichter Damn itAnd we each have TWO prostates! https://t.co/5aOJ1m26yrIn the mood to add Joe Biden to Close Friends! https://t.co/Or5aac1Uj1It’s important to me that everyone hears me on this. https://t.co/ui9lRFxSfO
12/5
2019
NEVER MIND THANK U @jaredfrieder https://t.co/LlU7OFoAFDOkay wow rewatching the first time Angela meets Silk Spectre at the funeral after this week’s ep! Potent!!! Slay!!!… https://t.co/7MJijjkmm3Anyway it’s an incredible show and I am so impressed.“Watchmen”? More like “Watch yet another flashback!”
12/3
2019
Lots of No Fats No Fems No Asians gays using “🍆🍆🍆💦🚂👻” in their Grindr profiles u have to throw ur head back and cackle.Hmmmm.... the trailer is OUT I see!! @NoraFromQueens is gonna be a freaknasty love letter ENCONIUM to Queens and ou… https://t.co/8HXzLnzlkHRegina King..........
12/2
2019
@EricShethar @majortransceleb Feels like a prank....... @majortransceleb What the fuck are you even doing Theda!!I love dissociating while stone-cold sober. @MangyAsianMan Hahahaha @ihatejoelkim Joel Kim B anti-cum confirmedRight in front of my face my feelings can’t describe it. https://t.co/NpAIUMk4Ds~*Make @poregan a Gaymer Before Decade’s End*~ https://t.co/VB3dzpLwTP
12/1
2019
Supporting small businesses at the airport. (I am in line at Einstein Bros. Bagels.)Threatened everyone with this and I followed thru. https://t.co/PRlwJzQCPy
11/30
2019
Is “NFR!” technically a Xmas album? @ihatejoelkim The damage has been irrevocable. The stigma on wealth/money originated that very day. @MarcSnetiker INteresting........
11/29
2019
Big day for brown (color story).Thankful for @annieassqueef !!!!! https://t.co/GUZe97ngrI @Tanablems @Mplingo @LasCulturistas @MattRogersTho Oh my god!!!
11/28
2019
Hope all my fellow Americans are snuggled up with family and pets, enjoying their traditional pre-TG viewing of “In… https://t.co/vY0JvfNgFnI love EVERY second of this episode with @SamJayComic. A true genius and I am so excited for her Netflix special co… https://t.co/fUS1dekRlLme while the gym leader is dynamaxing their pokemon https://t.co/dsHqIQAKzQ
Retweeted by Bowen Yang 杨伯文 @melissavcomedy I love you Melissa! You’re so good at what you do and it just means you’re challenging yourself! 💕All my exes are obsessed with Buffy which makes sense because they are gay men.
11/27
2019
.@MattRogersTho is the funniest bitch on the planerrt.Oh my god thread. https://t.co/Dk3boLsxGxMy spam move! https://t.co/uGNN4FHieS
11/26
2019
@jeremyoharris @outmagazine @harinef My name is on these too bitch ! erasure!!!!Keep the K (ketamine) in Khristmas!Party Monster ERASURE. https://t.co/eIVH5aDioP @mojojojo @ashow0rld Nah it was whatever. Working on it but sheesho the Humanity First crowd really do be wanting me ded! @ashow0rld Thank u ashow0rld!community = my mentionsThe toxic REMAINS in community my goodness !Book is rocking mine ass right now! Please read this week while your nephew comes out of the closette. https://t.co/ZCYkw6UaBL @MattRogersTho Bitch show urs now that you’ve been single-digit on a call sheet.
11/25
2019
Deviated craxis. 😞 https://t.co/NTyYKFy9IR @smileyskid @mikeyfuntime @streetseidell Happy for her!.@mikeyfuntime and @streetseidell wrote this fucked-up uncanny cut-for-time about every tyrannical Drama Club autho… https://t.co/saU8018DqmThe energy worldwide is........ horny. What is the science behind this? Makes u wish Carl Sagan was still alive!
11/24
2019
@Adaripp @GaryJanetti Aaaahahhahahahahahaha @bowenyang @SaraLeeDesserts to quote a line we cut: "never trust a top with nothing to lose."
Retweeted by Bowen Yang 杨伯文 @StevenCopp @LasCulturistas @MattRogersTho This is incredible! You are incredible! 💕 @billyeichner @nbcsnl 🌟🌟🌟
11/23
2019
Peace offering! Step on my and @juliothesquare’s necks @SaraLeeDesserts. 🍞🥧🍰💦 https://t.co/Aa4gETpbhV @yosoymichael This is so great Michael!
11/22
2019
@YerbaMatty @Remdelarem @TyMitchellXXX @MattRogersTho @TyMitchellxo @LasCulturistas Oh one hundred perceeeeeent..@willienorrisws making ART. https://t.co/yVHAfRlBYh
11/21
2019
@Z_ninetales Very good.Horny for this solstice. https://t.co/10nzPKZmb0
11/20
2019
@ihatejoelkim But I have birthmarks.Trãnsphobïqué......!!! https://t.co/aXThe3K2YE
11/19
2019
A tote bag? With WORDS on it? Johannes Gutenberg would weep. @tylersunderland who is this toOkay proceed to adding delicious Butter Bread to your Fire Island Peapod orders. https://t.co/1TZs7Tz00f @ColeEscola HAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAH
11/18
2019
@ihatejoelkim Shut your fucking mouth..@Reddsaidit is such a good actor it’s truly immoral. https://t.co/xjPpyf4ujs @jeremyoharris @MarkHarrisNYC @juliothesquare Bitch I heaaaaaaard uuuu @MarkHarrisNYC Mark!!! Oh wow thank yooooooou. Majority of the credit to @juliothesquare as wellllll.Sara Lee disabling and deleting IG comments wow they really could have been THE bread for f*gs. 😞Me and prodigal son @juliothesquare made Mz. @Harry_Styles say queer nonsense. Very very very sorry to everyone at… https://t.co/tI7Hnvk4Dw
11/17
2019
https://t.co/Qh9GlJLUSPPeople pretending VINES coming out of some hole is CUTE? Have fun shooting ur tentacle porn!!! Disgusting. Yes I am kink-shaming.If you pick a Grass-type starter you’re out of your contrarian MIND.
11/15
2019
@cschleichsrun Thank u
11/14
2019
A star 4 our times! @BenSPLATT is a shocker of talent and this ep of LC was a pleasoor to record. The man had to cr… https://t.co/3jIrc4SKoY
11/13
2019
Amateur porn category for when the room is clean?“Wreck-it-Ralph” is a better animated movie than “The Lion King.” Enjoy Disney+!Four years later and I still think about this tweet. @annieassqueef https://t.co/vUUEYbrIqc @chaosquotient @annieassqueef Fuck @ihatejoelkim Hahahahhahahhaahha
11/12
2019
https://t.co/BiOlrW65CUI can’t believe we’re getting that cum Pokémon this week.
11/11
2019
This Dunkin’ Donuts is playing all of “Magdalene” you have to believe me.
11/10
2019
Two New Years glasses sixty-nining thank you life thank you LOVE. https://t.co/OvLGiXWvtqThis might be self-selection bias but it feels like ppl only knock when I’M in the single-stall restroom. @AnsTmfRl Fair.
11/9
2019
Someone FACED me in an elevator today and if was the most sex I’ve had all week. ☺️ @tweetrajouhari @ihatejoelkim This is amazing.Exclusive Seek Cultch shirts at the show 2moro! https://t.co/9qWt7fvOcg @rokwon COSRX and Biologique Recherche come thru Asian potions!!!!
11/8
2019

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