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artist. she/her. co-host of odd media podcast Have You Seen This? @HYSTpod 🤪 portfolio: https://t.co/mktEn7IHPX 💸 https://t.co/D8qJeqpNw1

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Joined Twitter 1/22/09


@bitterkarella friend of yours? 🤣There’s a line in 30 rock where Kenneth mentions that the mayor of his hometown is a female horse and I just today… https://t.co/lPhQwPbKwB
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @ben_geier I once explained to my mom how much weird shaming I’d seen online directed towards moms who formula feed, and she was aghast @virgiltexas https://t.co/qBcL9QKznk @rboylansucks a dog @kiwehhh Myers-Briggs and Harry Potter houses, they go together like piss and shit @DisneyDudebro @the_moviebob yes @bombsfall they really tried to make him a thing and he had all the leading man presence of a parking meterImagine trying to recruit me onto your esports team while publicly supporting a racist murderer. Whew. https://t.co/gDdSudVloc
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1yes, it’s about me, before you ask https://t.co/yvYOdhRMYn @Fugueburg @bitterkarella also how @bitterkarella draws @christapeterso my friend in LA has an upstairs neighbor who vacuums at incredibly odd hours @SaneIsCrazy oh for sure. but this is still erasure of black male sexuality and I condemn it 😤😤 @hello__caitlin fffffffffffffffffff @leslieleeiii https://t.co/V10v1OqRFH @Fugueburg @bitterkarella ¡muchisimas chistes! @SaneIsCrazy it’s The Game all over again!! https://t.co/UrPiN61WOD @kept_simple “Starland Vocal Band?! They suck!”he 🥰 https://t.co/kSfAuckllN😅 https://t.co/YSFDw7sXEr @pigguface deep thoughts from Jerry123456789 @ben_geier I’ll go to bat for vintage P.J. O’Rourke, he was funny back when he was still abusing various substances @MatthewFerrari when he died there was some really over-the-top eulogizing for him and I was like...he was a rich g… https://t.co/LZHtsWOauh @MatthewFerrari didn’t Paul Walker fuck teenagers @Millerheighife https://t.co/AF0Lf7htmK @sadposting420 @youngmioiolio crossing my fingers for you! @sadposting420 @youngmioiolio the last place I was at had a ridiculously protracted multi-day interview process and… https://t.co/EK0FIpfzRs @_Anunnery I guess there wasn't enough freedon https://t.co/ZsD32NpNM6
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @Trillburne what is it with New Mexico and wretched libertarian governors @JimfromBC those are some cool fuckin guys right there @doktorbuzzo someone put a giant beard on that picHappy December 4th, Pete Buttigieg! Today marks the two-year anniversary of the demolition of this homeless encamp… https://t.co/ysmctdl1av
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1what a lazy and sneaky way to request free fanart 😤 https://t.co/Ru1EKfdwMM @allahliker queen shitthis lady has outdone herself by managing to turn laughing at one of the most outlandish tweets ever done on here i… https://t.co/eb4LwcP3iK
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @taterpie lol https://t.co/tZ08nOQ6MIthis deserves to be on twitter https://t.co/RU98XFkNNV
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1Like I never realized how fucked up and atomizing American car culture cities are until I moved out of it and now I… https://t.co/r1W9UtwPQs
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1The fucked up thing about communities that are designed so that you can walk to everything you need is that you sta… https://t.co/McFCMsKFbM
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @Millerheighife yes, my elementary school friend used to say that lolthread https://t.co/wJziKqeUU2wow these emojis are getting really detailed they even have white eggplants https://t.co/kwFpsom357
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @Millerheighife I wish all these ppl would just enter Gorean relationships and leave the rest of us the fuck alonethe charges were withdrawn but please read the linked thread. the way we as a society grind down the disabled is si… https://t.co/FsJoqOqNR2 @pigguface hope there’s tens of thousands of dollars on it because that shit is expensiveI’ll take this opportunity to recommend Leaving Neverland if you haven’t seen it. be warned, it pulls no punches https://t.co/xrHZiKucGC
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @pigguface yeah I didn’t know that was a thing!
12/5
2019
My girlfriend was in a horrid mood because someone stole her brand new $2,799 MacBook Pro so I bought her chick-fil… https://t.co/o63c5q3KRD
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @Chinchillazllla one of the greatest gifs of all time @thorazos lol I saw that tweet like a minute before yours and I was like “that’s cool but it sounds fake”Oooh man, the website deleted the shirt (I wonder why...) But I really REALLY love this artwork as shirt, wouldn't… https://t.co/E7iDduqnk2
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @verysmallanna I mean, he triedif it were me I wouldn’t say no tbh https://t.co/MKvIkMTXxB @scumbelievable @QualiaRedux prose that’s hairy, yet balding on top @rboylansucks 👊👊 @scumbelievable oh yay, the gendered prose thing NEVER fucking gets old! even more fucked to say it to a trans women too 😬 @rboylansucks 😎🤜🤛 @floozyesq @moonshinemaude the environmental impact on the mountain has been awful, as wellwhat a fascinating modern age we live in https://t.co/3S5o5zR0Lr @AdamFriedland :3c @BillCorbett lmao as if Trump gives a fuck @BethLynch2020 Beth, I’m dispirited and ready to give up. I’ve spent the past hour crying. I’m so tired of fighting… https://t.co/oSp9Wloyi2
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1https://t.co/agrZmfZhde https://t.co/KhjcEKyXjF @woke_hoover @isaiah_kb lmaoooooooassbot serving up realness today https://t.co/dNwz6pBBF2that makes...no fucking sense https://t.co/vdfosmCOqJ @D69_derpinator I have several friends who have struggled with infertility, it’s heart-wrenching. glad to hear that… https://t.co/mLdODVZYRc @BajaEnjoyer nothing good @bitterkarella booooooooooooooooo @C0INCELPR0 imagine if he’d had weeeeeeeeed @bastard_commie @LEORespecter can you imagine if every poor kid got the same amount of resources and effort as a ri… https://t.co/lmQWJ2b2Ug @eponawest oh no lol @willmenaker the last half hour of this movie fucking destroyed meThe purpose of fiction is not to impart morals. The purpose of fiction is to help make sense of reality. https://t.co/XfNASyVW3R
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @disco_socialist I lived in a “gang-infested” neighborhood in LA for like 5 years. it was perfectly fine lol @unabanned can’t wait for trickle-down economics to start working @unabanned what the @GarbageApe lmao https://t.co/ntjiSRDTU7this argument is fatuous because rich ppl do not and will not send their kids to non-prestigious schools BUT I woul… https://t.co/ZnYeiflQoO @floozyesq https://t.co/BpHvLgFtjh @bad_takes the first picture looks like one of those 1:6 scale military dolls lolthey keep doing this research and finding the same thing, over and over, and yet nothing ever changes https://t.co/pgBH8owmmK
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @punzerdragoon related https://t.co/SfoNyqbSQX @punzerdragoon well I agree about RHCP and Dream Theater 🤔I haven't read Forbes 30 under 30 for Gaming list, so I'm just gonna say congrats to Sonicfox and to 29 nazi pedophiles
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1 @bitterkarella ooof 😬 the hormone monsters, maybe @Chinchillazllla serve and protect, baby @victoriaxxviii we’re chthonian swamps? 🤔 @Chinchillazllla ya gotta shoot your shotwho tf buys hypebeast gear for their pe— OMG LOOK AT THESE DOOOOOOOOGS https://t.co/pW8nX289kf @BajaEnjoyer the ocean mixed with golf shoeswhatever an Infiniti dealership smells like https://t.co/HzloutqTnvthis never happens to me!! 😤 https://t.co/7wljfkpxaRACAB = assigned cop at birth https://t.co/1sn4FMcAlq
Retweeted by Woman: Weapon of Mass Destruction, #1https://t.co/hhY0x4ke5Y https://t.co/OvSkILIHvH @Sturgeons_Law @BajaEnjoyer real meeting of the fuckin minds here lemme tell ya @VR0NLINE yeah I know ppl on the spectrum who use formal language a lot of time because that’s the way they communi… https://t.co/UKpELgmY0S @josh_cia god I can’t think of anything I’d want to see less, fuck @jaubert_moniker I’m old so I remember when the notion that men loved the Three Stooges and women just didn’t get i… https://t.co/7ZpiKJinno @Grungeinista I do love Maya Rudolph’s voice work as Connie
12/4
2019

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