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kelly @BoyYeetsWorld Chicago, IL

very chill Social Media Manager | I used to live in South Carolina but now I don’t | Jay Cutler fan

1,465 Following   30,349 Followers   24,173 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/6/12


I know this is kinda stupid but I laughed https://t.co/mXyWP23o8L
Retweeted by kelly @Stay_Rosey it looks fun do it
7/15
2020
@MarvelStudios TAG ME IN FOR BLACK PANTHER 2 I'M READY https://t.co/f2vSkOVMWl
Retweeted by kellydo i want it to be obvious they’re mining my data or do i want to live in ignorant bliss? https://t.co/qhyfdi2ePy @akidnamedrager i appreciate that, it’s a tough time right now @akidnamedrager i tore my rotator cuff milly rocking to them back in collegei’ve heard of direct marketing but this is insane https://t.co/o43U7I5lPV
Retweeted by kelly @kelllicopter oh no everything is backwards now @kelllicopter are you admitting i’m the real kelly finallyhe is coming. run https://t.co/DoShF7oEe5 @Roysenotes @pienar they’ll also have me @Roysenotes two, one for each of us obviouslyimagining a scooby-doo style hallway chase scene but with ghislane, the MCC corrections officers, and like 6 differ… https://t.co/Lvr7wgbPgD
Retweeted by kelly @2kool2kat @JackWilliamRtF i’m not smart @JackWilliamRtF i’m not gonna stopmade the mistake of sending the gc my muted words list and now i'm being punished https://t.co/JiEkID0W91
Retweeted by kellyless than half is the usual conclusion to the argument
7/14
2020
@BigTucsonDad ill post us king @___kai16 it was what had to be doneissuing a correction on this post. it’s come to my attention this was a rat https://t.co/btwIEPG1KTtop tier post https://t.co/HzXThyyFtUI’m a sapiosexual. that means I’m attracted to girls with a dumptruck Mind
Retweeted by kelly @TMWanish @chynafromindy you don’t have to do this to me @ihatethiskid i regret it all @fxckjuice @chynafromindy @nickturani now i know i’m not suffering alone @MyFavsTrash @chynafromindy please don’t encourage this @joeygllghr wait no @trashangel98 it’s propaganda @akidnamedrager i see you praying on my downfall @chynafromindy please don’t fire me @chynafromindy i am you boss why are you attacking me like thisfirst ur 6’4, now ur 5’7, but how do u EXPLAIN THIS @BoyYeetsWorld https://t.co/H29eUEmnYn
Retweeted by kelly @thesn0wmexican the worst part about betrayal... it never comes from an enemy @Keally22 send helpover 800 thousand people liked a tweet about me hypothetically being killed lmao https://t.co/4gbapMAxOWdoing an experiment where i lie about my height so much until i myself do not even knowi like to imagine all the men who replied to this furiously wiping their cheeto dust stained hands on their sweat p… https://t.co/puHBY7PdFG @cooldennis11 it is accurate
7/13
2020
@HammerFist3 you can also boil it to ensure it’s cleanwas gonna tweet “30k followers and still no gf 😔” but then i thought about it and i’m 24 and i’m not doing thatthis is not sarcasm, that person is right lmao @osnsiv lmao no i am thinking the same thing, i just tweet bullshiti agree https://t.co/KaPFMv421l @rudy_betrayed okay but what if they actually dm’d me, what then rudolph @jortworm i’ll be 6’4 again tomorrow @ihatethiskid right there with ya @crocodilethumbs do what you have to @jbfan911 what’s so funnyi am 5’7 https://t.co/ecQUxdDJGilast night i got drunk with my buddy who works at yelp and asked if he could pull some strings to get my account un… https://t.co/cv1R6jZcah @jfschat sircle k and shell, top tier gasoline flavor imo. no debate @jfschat agreed, it’s garbage. aroma, taste and texture are all off @summer_hunt_ depended on the gas stationhttps://t.co/EAFFOJtBAm
Retweeted by kelly @likeaa_ROSS it was on the back deck getting sun then it rained heavily, also i thought it looked sad so i gave it water. i blame godit died of over watering, my only crime was caring too much https://t.co/k98SSRKoQE @callmeshitto @baylo15 that’s still up in the air
7/12
2020
@momappreciator the only things that WE havegetting really into biking and becoming a bike guy. gonna try being an IPA guy nextcement lizard https://t.co/B0ZLqWU0GK @thesn0wmexican if you were my plant i’d never neglect youhttps://t.co/lJd9DMyIhei have chained my roommate to the kitchen table. i will be cutting him open to see if he’s a cake. he says he isn’t… https://t.co/j6RPeOVQhv
Retweeted by kelly @krystalline22 lol no but i do know him @krystalline22 cool tweet @psychedelitz doubt it
7/11
2020
@U_But_Cute @bussdownkatyana that’s the spirit! @stuartfiddle @shleyeden i was simply too good of a plant dad @stuartfiddle @shleyeden i deff watered it too much @stuartfiddle the succulent :/ @ipa_guy12 that’s what i’m taking from this experience @Roysenotes because i am the cake boss now @Roysenotes please help, he keeps saying “you can’t arrest me, i’m the cake boss”. he’s not joking i am in danger @ninhoffmeyer i googled it and it said it is okay with neglect so i think this is my next plantthe other plant i got is still alive for now so i’m still a plant guy @jamiehyphenlynn you will not lasta month ago i googled the easiest plant to take care of and bought it and now it’s dead @Roysenotes please just let me go to the hospital @jon_holland94 just doing my dootyi would prevent it https://t.co/gxK79BFK6e @joeygllghr it’s everywhere so yesmy roommate just stabbed me after insisting i was a cake multiple times oh god fuck
7/10
2020
@rudy_betrayed i know, but you made it worse ❤️ @rudy_betrayed bad tweet @ihatethiskid i see this @goodbeanaltalt yes you should @EwdatsGROSS @Roysenotes i can show you, as you can see i’m good at it @Roysenotes let them try to stop mei can’t take @BoyYeetsWorld anywhere https://t.co/NtdWoNz05Y
Retweeted by kelly
7/9
2020
@jazz_inmypants stop that @goodbeanaltalt this one hurtsi am a good boyfriend https://t.co/58btH8JrO1
Retweeted by kellymy wife’s boyfriend is refusing to wear a mask again so i’m quarantining at a hotel until he leaves 🙄 @pienar i miss you too, one day we’ll rage in front of an empty booth again @pienar thank you for this https://t.co/PmhT9KVltg
7/8
2020
@Niki8202 thank you :) @stuartfiddle :)what am i https://t.co/9F1iZ96txbaccidentally bumping into a girl and making her drop all her books and helping her pick them up like in those roman… https://t.co/LZAkHJ1oTo @stuartfiddle yellow
7/7
2020

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