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Author of STRANDED, COME TO DUST, and CLOSING COSTS, coming from Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in 2021. Represented by Howard Morhaim at https://t.co/LNCIqt7Vos #resist

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Here’s Rudy Giuliani, the personal attorney to the President of the United States. A still picture of Rudy from t… https://t.co/cPT99BpaUX
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)State law prohibited us from hosting #SalemHorrorFest. We lost tens of thousands of dollars and invested thousands… https://t.co/WOM97eNso6
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)I had never seen this clip before today, and now I’m sitting here wiping tears from my face. Joe Biden is a good ma… https://t.co/6FbD3gbBPY
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10/22
2020
When I saw him debunk Yuri Geller's spoon bending bullshit and thought he was cool, but when I watched him expose h… https://t.co/NezywzZX5G"the former NY mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparentl… https://t.co/GZbNQf05ZM
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @Rudy53088 Guilty as charged!! I AM always this big a doofus.I hereby apologize to the two very nice seeming new followers of mine who were immediately greeted with a photoshop… https://t.co/Gr0N1PF7aNhttps://t.co/bmxbGF6Ldy1/ "It wasn't just tears, it was screams." Here's a piece I think about a lot. A caseworker told me about breaking… https://t.co/S63BhMW562
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)The Miley Cyrus Metallica covers album is going to be worlds better than anything Metallica has done since ...And J… https://t.co/P61rIpnuN4I lie awake saucer-eyed for a lot of reasons, and reading a huge pile of scary novels for this map did not help mat… https://t.co/bRJg9NB1sA
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Just checking in to see how the story on Hunter dropping off an incriminating laptop in DE while living in CA to a… https://t.co/1MxXmFI40u
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Firstly, this is my country & I am a member of the House that impeached you. Secondly, I fled civil war when I was… https://t.co/vmbuxH0gNU
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)I know Im not supposed to be numb to this stuff but Trump’s comments tonight about rep. Omar are so similar to shit… https://t.co/CXvJNq5fOe
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)I'm stoked to be a part of the first issue of new horror magazine CORRIDOR! Especially excited that it'll involve n… https://t.co/sBSZOo2MFb
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)I'm Africanized bee, Agent Orange, and Anxiety disorder. https://t.co/v05BbkZs48Just for the record, I don't give a squirt of hot piss about Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, or Rush Limbaugh. They w… https://t.co/GQo9FWtjHeHe's a member of an anti-LGBTQ+ church and supports Trump. Fuck him and fuck you too. Edward Norton was a better Ba… https://t.co/zaM80HqM0e
10/21
2020
Holy shit, @SWytovich! You're a Midnight Pal! https://t.co/qlYCn1KClHThis dude be having CRYING bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/o9uZOIvWno
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)(I know what really got him up and moving was likely one of the people on the call with him, the danger of doing it… https://t.co/MbNXONUcpd @ScaresThatCare @joelansdale That is rich!!!“To be the kind of human being who would seek to turn someone against his own son, who would seek to weaponize a so… https://t.co/vsaqlPFg4Z
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @AhsokaTanooSW No. @GoshDarnMyLife What! The! Actual! Fuck!?Uuuuh, okay. I guess a LOT of people masturbate during Zoom work meetings. I had no idea. It seems... unlikely, but… https://t.co/qY6w5IXItz @AdamParkhomenko 🔥A photo has emerged of Trump partying alongside Jeffrey Epstein, with his daughter Ivanka and son… https://t.co/77h2jIGmzo
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)I can't imagine what kind of election night prep they were doing that was so fuckin' hot Toobin had to rip one off… https://t.co/wYb4vQICVEme: absolutely terrified i will offend someone by eating on a zoom call men: crankin one out on camera with NPR on the line
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10/20
2020
A statement from MWA's Board of Directors: https://t.co/ag5JbI1bLu
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)We are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never happened.
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Me browsing on Kickstarter: "My fiction is inspired by the Lovecraftian mytho-- Me: *surfing the fuck away*That fuckface kid who murdered people got a half a million bucks. Support Melissa Cheng's Lawyer Fees and Med Leave https://t.co/MwA4iqFVsbWhen I was in the hospital with abdominal pain and had questions for the surgical resident who ghosted on me, they… https://t.co/cTDOOFGyZHYARP. I sure do! https://t.co/2ZJe7fx2IKWhen preparing for battle you must always consider all possible outcomes. When @natesmithdrums, one of the greatest… https://t.co/z8uLyQHPch
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)A Statement from MWA’s Board of Directors https://t.co/0vMUN5ksQe
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @SpencerAustrian @SadieHartmann WHAAAAT! SOLD! @SpencerAustrian @SadieHartmann Oh thank all the dark gods it's a portmanteau. I though I had forgotten how to spea… https://t.co/JUupAs6Dtl
10/19
2020
"Good morning my beautiful son" is just a heartbreakingly lovely thing to text at 6:57 am.
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @HSquared_13 Green Room is excellent and harrowing.It's like we share the same brain. https://t.co/cllTEiA12E @timwaggoner Thank you. Tim!We understand things are difficult and uncertain right now. We just wanted to take a second and remind everyone tha… https://t.co/XtuWsGHd5n
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)For fans of THE THING & JACOB'S LADDER: the eBook of #Stranded by @BrackenMacLeod is $2.99 all month! 🥶🥶 https://t.co/4eg6PP5RLs
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Congratulations to @silviamg for winning Best Adult Novel!! #IgnyteAwards #FIYAHCON2020
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)This is awful. The Million Year Picnic has had windows repeatedly smashed. Please order some books today and help t… https://t.co/Fkyo6osBXe
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Evergreen https://t.co/gKq8dwgPSZ
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10/18
2020
Thanks, folks! Please pass it on to anyone you think might be interested! :D https://t.co/EKYLemzYjW
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Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @rgay So jealous!!!Thrilled that Biden has finally been exposed as (Checks notes) ... a loving father who supports his son through reh… https://t.co/3OT5loRMb4
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Mr. Rogers sued the Klan (and won!) because they were using his likeness to recruit kids. Mr. Rogers was not an ap… https://t.co/XFHsKiYUcr
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)I miss those few days when we thought Tr**p was gonna die
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Fuck anyone who counts kindness and vulnerability as weaknesses.
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @emerald1910 Be well, man. Please take care of yourself!5 things in my WIP Witches Satanic Panic Lesbians Mass shootings Literary award ceremoniesI’m allowed to not like people
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10/17
2020
@KealanBurke Jason Lives is one of the best of the entire franchise!I got YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE TERRIFYING ONE!! https://t.co/KsLVsakjBChttps://t.co/QRpPCKBn8e @PRMcDonough @nameshiv He's also a big sports bro, so I shouldn't be surprised he's intimidated by soft masculinity.Don't threaten us with good news in 2020! https://t.co/2LCiAetMOZ @heksenhaus I dig Adam's work. Excited to read this one, despite my terrible aversion to clowns. @weirdnoirmaster https://t.co/284ZdDCTQMHonestly, this ought to be a campaign poster. https://t.co/NnRtZ1JFGeFive Finger Death Punch is Nickelback for dudes too insecure to just admit they like fuckin' Nickelback. @dd_toronto @jonNothin On brand. @erricknunnally @danacmrn FIYAH! @KitGonzo 4, 2, 5, 3, 1, (4), but I always draw 3 pointing down.Donald Trump “stands without any real rivals as the worst American president in modern history,” writes the editori… https://t.co/KBw4sM6Pez
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @JonathanMaberry https://t.co/xBYDtGx76z @AmandaAnnKlein Love it! @peterndudar I love you, man! @khneori META!Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding (\_/) ( •_•) / >💀Thank you to everyone who has backed. We just added new stretch goals! https://t.co/3UVlrvJNJL
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @tracy_reads79 Not much more than edgelords edgelording. Since Fred Rogers is officially a secular saint (as someon… https://t.co/RUdkaBEQTE @EdwardLorn If we can find someone from Spleen, it'll be a party!My uncle died yesterday. He was an asshole to me and my siblings our entire lives, so no tears, but it is weird to… https://t.co/GEbimnwG2m @PRMcDonough @nameshiv I know enough not to expect much from a guy who hates Fred Rogers. @PRMcDonough @nameshiv I mean, yeah, I'm white, so, I guess he's got my number.My rage isn't an act, BTW. I exist in a state of constant umbrage. @nameshiv @PRMcDonough Aw! Johnny Ringo... https://t.co/BJnrSCkXKH @nameshiv @Winter_Maiden https://t.co/9cOnjd7ROfI am astounded EVERY SINGLE TIME someone tries to make a negative association with Fred Rogers. Like, what kind of… https://t.co/SYk4ykaiY2 @PRMcDonough @nameshiv He's claiming now that it was sarcasm. Schroedinger's douchebag.Go figure. The guy who tweeted a hundred times about his brother in law having the worst day of his life seems to b… https://t.co/EpmhossimBWhile we're speaking about Mr. Rogers, watch this clip from 1969 of him testifying in front of the U.S. Senate Subc… https://t.co/E4xoZIRxFu
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Remember when Trump admitted he sent the US Marshals to assassinate an Antifa activist? That was earlier today.
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @nameshiv @JaymeAckemann "Be better" goes a bit further than "I didn't like it." Beyond that, though, the idea that… https://t.co/lymIDxKsZM @nameshiv What an amazing shit take. Just astoundingly bad in every possible way.People keep telling me I resemble Amy Coney Barrett. I do! In that neither of us are qualified for the supreme cour… https://t.co/k3E0RowD4y
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)Joe Biden seems to not want the town hall to ever end. It concluded nearly 30 minutes ago, and he’s still fielding… https://t.co/6O7E7NIw8p
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!) @marysangiovanni It's a surprising admission of self-awareness from Mr. Picard!Reading Emma Straub's tweet about her dad's work makes me despair. He's not dead, and hopefully won't die for a lon… https://t.co/sOROnBk1L5 @EllenDatlow https://t.co/Yt2ItmPRa2People are saying Joe Biden is boring & I can't disagree more. He's coherent, articulate, & compassionate. He speak… https://t.co/cvLghGhd7RRetweet If You Are Proud Of @JoeBiden Tonight!
Retweeted by Everyone's Devil (Artwork is work!)My wonderful, hilarious dad has been in the hospital for months now, and can I just say, to all of you writers, wri… https://t.co/8UvZdDcvdE
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10/16
2020

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