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Here are a collection of my thoughts I felt compelled to publicize. Long live Macaroni Steve

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Week 11: this mf’er (Whit) don’t miss! Whits just does not miss https://t.co/XJMadxHZOk
11/29
2020
Update: There are actually 10 bikes all for my uncle/his friends but peloton doesn’t deliver to his house. Low key… https://t.co/TsqMaAHO1j @kenzwullenweber That’ll get you one pedal
11/25
2020
Pretty sure my dad is hustling peloton bikes. Only explanation for having 7 bikes in your garage. Keep grinding fam… https://t.co/CDSFuY9zLy
11/24
2020
Week 10: back to ol faithful. Chocolate malt from Whits https://t.co/Z4FIqdNQ1D
11/23
2020
Governors Call On Gretchen Whitmer To Shut Down Their States So Residents Won’t Get Mad At Them… https://t.co/037Ce0ps2x
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11/18
2020
Week 9. Extremely average cinnamon ice cream from graeters https://t.co/OuCGMTY9Xm
11/16
2020
I spoke with several Augusta business owners this week who’ve boarded up their storefronts fearing a possible, if u… https://t.co/27q1OppVhW
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11/15
2020
@NoLuckNeal Say I swearI need to learn how to drive a stick by December 20th do any friends have a stick shift car that would be willing to teach I will pay
11/12
2020
Pardon me while I nerd out over masters weekend and a new call of duty on Friday https://t.co/x6asp4ifyT
11/11
2020
Week 8: carrot cake https://t.co/m2rTDb6G4r
11/9
2020
@ChiefLudwig Hey Russ is my fantasy QB so I’m not knocking him. But he also has two INTs and 2 fumbles. Easily wors… https://t.co/PM53juEhLZ @ChiefLudwig Russ is the best, however you tweeted this on arguably his worst game of the seasonJeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by fa… https://t.co/I8GuVbsvPY
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11/8
2020
@_jorilley @JacobDasuqi Smh would’ve passed it off as his own had you not said anything @JacobDasuqi I can appreciate a man who knows how he likes it yeehaw 🤠You’re kinda sus if you get anything other than birthday cake remix from cold stone creamery
11/7
2020
I know tweets are text-only but I can tell most of y’all are pronouncing Nevada wrong
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11/5
2020
Week 7: cinnamon waffle cone from cooks farm and dairy. Worked here for 3.5 years and they refused to make cinnamon… https://t.co/8SpOcsrCdd
11/1
2020
@1Hebrew_Hammer This test was for all of my friends I interacted with on Saturday @jordanadkins35 - Michael ScottJust built different 😤💪🏼 https://t.co/BTDehYF4V4
10/29
2020
@NawiAndLater Time will tell Nawi. I’ll leave you with this: Lampard led chelsea to a better PL finish in his first… https://t.co/6VDI6qcfgN @NawiAndLater Lampard coached at derby county before Chelsea @NawiAndLater If Gerard came back to coach Liverpool and rebuilt a team but didn’t win major trophies in his first… https://t.co/5jD53XgaDi @NawiAndLater Tbh I did google it, don’t care to fact check you so my sources must have failed but nonetheless all… https://t.co/p731yQl66O @NawiAndLater Reece James, Hudson-Odoi, Mason mount, billy Gilmour, fiyako tomori, Andreas Christensen. All academy… https://t.co/sEdDFTIjAn @NawiAndLater Do I need to count for you the number of academy players/ young players on the first team that lampar… https://t.co/gEVXik34rv @NawiAndLater All I’m getting at here is if your big takeaway from that article is that lampard is cocky and is too… https://t.co/yyv7c0VFSV @NawiAndLater (2/2) hazard left june 2019. Lampard joined July 2019. You expect him to just not fill that gap? Will… https://t.co/txyOSSlQT9 @NawiAndLater (This is gonna be a two parter) His comments were about how he’s surprised to be the 2nd ever English… https://t.co/KQlkgGZmi7 @NawiAndLater I mean he had an incredible career as a player so kinda hard to call him cocky. He also gave up big c… https://t.co/mVnOOnfnwn
10/28
2020
Week 6: gooey butter cake and sun popped corn from the only place that’s would have flavors that odd: Jeni’s
10/25
2020
@zachmatheny @traespeed 911 a man is yielding two weapons in public
10/23
2020
Week 5: you so icy I’m a blizzard boy https://t.co/8lYHfFO05M
10/19
2020
Week 4: chocolate malt. Grind doesn’t stop https://t.co/P0NrACVk7J
10/12
2020
@Luke_Scott90 Let me clarify I love both Brie and butter immensely @EdCarroll51 Can’t say I’ve had it, but I’ve had some bries dry out a bit and get crumbly like blue cheese. Is this the same concept?Brie cheese is just one step up from eating butter
10/11
2020
Developing news: it’s almost chappy chap season (chapstick)
10/8
2020
@Deaner_Wiener1 The bosom on 32 developed immensely. 727 was already packing a dumpster truck. My vote goes 32 @chewygordon Best I can do. We got a lot of chocolate too https://t.co/YpsD5rzFm9
10/7
2020
Week 3 10/4/20: salted Carmel waffle cone from Kilwins in Petoskey, MI. No picture
10/6
2020
Happy 61st birthday to legend Fred Couples! https://t.co/M8s5Br87d4
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10/3
2020
@ChiefLudwig Where did they source that much mozzarella from? And why did team nutritionist allow it? Seems like po… https://t.co/blefeVoGdu @Luke_Scott90 Never a doubt!!!!! Stick it to em!!!!!! https://t.co/NGRQfM6zTu
10/1
2020
@CapSavage24 @meier_rachel So I was correct in that no dentists are under 40??? @mitchellcook13 Matt told me all about his free dental work... not a bad trade thereDo people still go to dental school? Seems like all dentists are over the age of 40. Never seen a dental school student in my check ups @ChiefLudwig @Reds Such a bandwagon fan you love the Indians don’t lie @NawiAndLater Bruh cut the man some slack. Do you see what he’s working with there 😂This debate should be on zoom so each person can be muted
9/30
2020
This week in prime time: Monday: America’s two most qualified candidates go head to head to see who’s better prepar… https://t.co/8zdvpnDy1K
Retweeted by BradWeek 2. This series will be called Ice Cream Sunday’s. By my calculation, if I die at exactly 85 years of age, ther… https://t.co/iLHhCmRei4
9/28
2020
@Xanolabars See below https://t.co/M8EVDvmtn1
9/26
2020
@actuallykc__ Go off queen
9/25
2020
@LoveUSA521 @klusterphluff @JoelMBeall Now that’s one that would be hard to argue against. But using winged foot as… https://t.co/5JKTIGXZUG
9/23
2020
@klusterphluff @JoelMBeall Doesn’t change my point. Is it hard to believe that a BRAND NEW golf course could be in… https://t.co/RcUXQslvoy @JoelMBeall Why nitpick? The courses are starkly different even if condition of both are great. WF set up with narr… https://t.co/twNT61So7H
9/22
2020
I have verbally committed to eating ice cream every Sunday for the rest of my lifeI think church would be more popular if it were only a half hour
9/20
2020
@CapSavage24 Apologies, should’ve clarified we are talking cold cuts only here.Unfollow me if you eat bologna
9/15
2020
@ChiefLudwig @jordanadkins35 Gotta agree that golf is better with Brooks in it. Whether you look at him as a villai… https://t.co/XBUk160f4b
9/10
2020
After a long look in the mirror I will only be drinking Fiji water from here on out
9/2
2020
@CapSavage24 Thank you nick bo
9/1
2020
Why does every online food recipe have to have 10 chapter novel before they give you the damn recipe. This is not a… https://t.co/QJIZJEpAqC
8/31
2020
@CalSaunders8 Get your sick man city bias off my timeline, wanker. Trying to play the “good for American soccer” ca… https://t.co/B5bFXTRmla
8/27
2020
@Luke_Scott90 My favorite is the close up of stirring a pot of Mac and cheese with a wooden spoon. Go off queen!
8/19
2020
@NoLuckNeal @usergrandpa My response would be Cole Palmby - capital university
8/17
2020
@RiggsBarstool @BarstoolClassic Detroit: Shepherds hollow (1,2nd pics) - 27 hole Arthur hills 40 minutes north of D… https://t.co/5AJa1Mja9J
8/11
2020
@jordanadkins35 Nah he’s definitely selling grilled cheeses post show
8/6
2020
@CapSavage24 You’d be able to buy more enchiladas?Ate too many enchiladas at lunch today
7/31
2020
@ChiefLudwig Let’s hope they win. Losing with the “A+” lineup would be cause for panic @ChiefLudwig Cuz y’all lost to the shit ass tigers boiiiii
7/29
2020
@NoLuckNeal Call it milk motivated 💯👀✊🏻 @kraft_macnchees Reduced fat 😤💪🏼Got some https://t.co/cfhRjjbTL2I need some milk
7/25
2020
@DJPie @planetgutgut Leg kick has me feeling some new minglewood opener energy
7/24
2020
@CapSavage24 Which one is you
7/22
2020
@EdCarroll51 Bravo Chef Ed
7/17
2020
@NawiAndLater @erickanable https://t.co/DoKEl5Ukja @NawiAndLater @erickanable I agree, it’s a complex issuer with a lot of layers but I think the guy was just making… https://t.co/Mdb63hCsJ6 @NawiAndLater Also I understand that unemployment pay is only temporary and gets cut off, but I know people whose e… https://t.co/SK67rh1SPJ @NawiAndLater I don’t think that’s the point he’s trying to make. For example: someone who works for $15/hour takes… https://t.co/lInKVqRhDZ
7/14
2020
@kenzwullenweber Lololol this was not inspired by you @Luke_Scott90 Use the holiday to relax and get your bearings back you’ll be back to the normal Lucas in no timeChicks will spend $100 on something and say “I did a thing today”
7/2
2020
@EdCarroll51 Do you have the whole duck? Confit is classic, foie gras is good as well
7/1
2020
@Brad_Schultz21 Say less 🔥 🔥
Retweeted by BradMade some blueberry pancakes for breakfast. That’s enough exercise for one day
6/27
2020
@CalSaunders8 Looks like your wishes are coming true, Calvin
6/25
2020
@NoLuckNeal Dibs
6/22
2020
@Luke_Scott90 If you’ll be my main squeeze
6/19
2020
It’s Shwayze szn. The ultimate summer bops
6/18
2020
@b_saunders24 Preach brother
6/13
2020
I swim until I prune on a daily basis and I love every minute of it
6/10
2020

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