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@chokeofgrief Big relate.You’ve been warned. https://t.co/mIXluo2tzWEvery once and a while my mind will wander to Ann Wilson belting out “Black Hole Sun” on Kimmel the night after Chr… https://t.co/bzbzkzDL64 @DylanRoth Ah, Bellllllllllla. https://t.co/35WcX7W81rdid a ghost detected by my cat write this https://t.co/YlHpJTb1QI
Retweeted by Evan Essence @atrupar I’m Kermit, who isn’t sure what this is all about or why he’s been included but he’s happy just to be in people’s thoughts. @ApertureHeart You are wrong but you are brave to say it.Sorry for all the dong talk, here, cleanse your TL. https://t.co/IjwKQbKCh3

Anyway I managed to get back at it and finish working out, but I did that thing where I forgot if I was on my secon… https://t.co/oySQ4Y7m5uthe only "Putin" i want to hear joe biden talking about is when he's "putin" $2000 checks in everyone's hands
Retweeted by Evan Essence @mikelevelsup I appreciate it. My guy is gonna be like a star QB at training camp for the next few days: Strictly no contact.“This is definitely in the top five worst things to happen to my penis.”Bands: *SNAP* Me: ARGH! *thud* Caitlin: What happened? Me: Caitlin: Are you okay? Me: Me: WhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhMy exact reaction: https://t.co/P17AUPKCPjThe downside of working out with resistance bands: sometimes the strap you’re using to anchor them to a door breaks… https://t.co/uCELCu6MirZr, jura Xnguela Unua fnlf “Punbf Zntvp”: https://t.co/4Pr7XXa9BiLight WandaVision spoilers in Rot13 next tweet:Happy Birthday Bloodsport. 🔥🥋 https://t.co/3q2HDhMwyx
Retweeted by Evan Essence🤝 Mike Myers tbh https://t.co/Z42xBtaeSK @StillYourGhost https://t.co/yH3zPpDnNL @StillYourGhost This to me is as important a piece of Wrestling TV Ephemera as MTV’s True Life: I’m A Pro Wrestler,… https://t.co/CLr4UJzYnEWhen the Senate parliamentarian got in the way of the Bush tax cut, Republicans fired him and passed it anyways. https://t.co/SNlSk7u0Gy
Retweeted by Evan Essence @StillYourGhost https://t.co/ffLV3XhfJg @StillYourGhost Yes. Watch that episode. Trent gets fed like a baby bird. @StephenRayGarza Somebody made a joke that TNT’s next new program should be “The Go Brian Danielson Show” @ginger_jewels They’re WandaVision spoilers in the rot13 cypherYou ever just need to hug a cat and let your feelings out?How can you look at the buildup of Shaq and how Paul Wight is debuting the exact same week Shaq wrestles for AEW fo… https://t.co/vknhBJfcO7Rot13: Vg znxrf frafr gung JnaqnIvfvba jbhyq qb n Pyvc-Fubj Rcvfbqr.Is it too much of a spoiler to say “It’s really funny that The Scarlet Witch drives a Buick”?Muppet scrunchy face, RT if you agree https://t.co/DMLMY4OLAH
Retweeted by Evan Essence @jamesdleech Anyway “Stone Cold but he smokes weed instead of drinking beer” is just RVD. @jamesdleech “My joints always seemed to disappear whenever Jim Ross or Bruce Prichard were around...”Half of employees who make under $15 an hour get food stamps, Medicaid and welfare. This costs taxpayers $107 billi… https://t.co/z94Msm9PhQ
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He posted up by the door with the lint roller and no one questioned a thing... https://t.co/q9zLdpNSE1
Retweeted by Evan Essencehttps://t.co/eN6J8dOY47 https://t.co/MiH4KGLcokI’m trying to delete it sorry sorry I’m tryingSuper Followers get to see hole https://t.co/Qu9IQoDVOG @MarkOStack @uzionmain ROLL THE TAPE https://t.co/Xq2sEpUUqfThis is my Lock Screen wallpaper on my phone now and I’ve just been staring at it omg https://t.co/Wo7VbVNcHwTo be honest it’s pretty fucked up that we were gendering potatoes in the first place. @EndlessJeopardy Who is J.O. Edgar Hoover @BotPops It was a Po-Light Roast.Whenever I hear people call The Young Bucks’ dad “Papa Buck” I think of Amy Sedaris in “Elf” going “Papa Elf!? From the North Pole!?”If you’re one of those straight men who skipped the Magic Mikes because of the subject matter, ya fuckin up. https://t.co/pbd6evVRd5Now that it’s been a day, when I first saw this announcement, I clicked through to the profile to see how somebody… https://t.co/ephIOTJLcscoming out of my Biden funded housing facility and i've been doing just fine
Retweeted by Evan EssenceThis is a question for when I get bored of this WRECKFEST demolition derby car game.Asking because they’re both on Game Pass: Final Fantasy XII remaster or Dragon Quest 11? @EndlessJeopardy Who is Jojo Si-food.Any congressional commission into Who Crashed The Hot Dog Truck Into The Store should be equally comprised of store… https://t.co/DW5Yym5MZLQuestion Mark walked so Karate Man could run. @djsev *shakes head no* Kah...Rah...TAY!Ah shit, R.I.P. Jocephus.When you lariat somebody so hard they end up kicking you in the back of the head. That ol’ chestnut. https://t.co/MjVe8LhHf7First it was THE ACCOUNTANT, which rules. Now we’re watching SHOOTER with Mahky Mahk. It’s so stupid. I love it.The best part of AEW DYNAMITE is just chilling and watching the dad-assed movies that come on after AEW DYNAMITE.My lil niece is so CUTE and it kills me I can’t be in AZ snugglin her https://t.co/DABTSTLFqY @kathbarbadoro would be much more interested in Shaq teaming with his good friend The General
Retweeted by Evan EssenceI guess it shouldn’t be shocking that Fenix-Archer is really fucking good. @kathbarbadoro Like he’s pass up a chance to be “CHRISTIAN AF” and reference HBK.Jericho was just jealous somebody was wearing an uglier shirt than him. https://t.co/Tg9o7s4HMu.@iamjericho @The_MJF beat up their brother Malachi next.What the fuck is this shirt Matt & Nick’s dad is wearing.Oh no! Who spilled ketchup on apps Buck? #AEWDynamiteOk TBS, I see how this works. Make a show called "Go Bryan Danielson" next.
Retweeted by Evan EssenceMiro is just the fucking bestPopped huge for Darby Allin doing the HBK zip line entranceI’ve had my criticisms of Griff but he’s gotten better and more confident every time I’ve seen him, especially sinc… https://t.co/v2PnD2H5TjMe, after seeing that suicide dive: THAT’s who the fuck Griff Garrison is.Dexter Lumis looks like what Japanese fighting game character designers think white men all look like. https://t.co/CEWDZGL0DW#fireaustintheory
Retweeted by Evan EssenceMox sitting in a chair Cool Guy Style.Are You There, God? It'sa Me, Mario.
Retweeted by Evan Essence @Learnonaut Bet he’s a Mario main, the centrist motherfucker. @Learnonaut First of all, this is obviously a case of putting the most SEO-friendly and traffic-driving phrases in… https://t.co/tSH0TEBqHP @sammgilmore Holy shit Slim1 star review of dante’s inferno https://t.co/TsLqpxkSMG
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What a huge, huge episode for @JakeSomething_ on @IMPACTWRESTLINGNobody tell Scott D’Amore I’m skipping through Impact to watch the parts with @JakeSomething_Watching yesterday’s Impct Wrestling, which still has NXT Superstar Taya Valkyrie in their intro video.Lmao Max Payne. https://t.co/BBHVQJiy3z @JonHexLives I’ll expect he’s going to be at least as big a deal as Taz is in AEW right now, and Taz was not a Show-level get.Okay but seriously, what was the last WWE video game without Big Show in it? WWF WAR ZONE? https://t.co/H5KMIK8ERt @1FACADE Very Bayonetta, as far as final boss vibes go.Since I’m positive Paul Wight can’t be “Big Show” in AEW they should put him in a mask and make him Big Van Vaper.Tired: “What if Paul Wight in AEW means they’re gonna have him wrestle Shaq.” Wired: “What if Paul Wight in AEW me… https://t.co/vbsshRTfvBThree Indie Wrestlers With “Christian” In Their Ring Names In A Trenchcoat https://t.co/TPBo6UrYrtQ is a clit https://t.co/mGgQh6TPOA
Retweeted by Evan EssenceThere’s winners and there’s losers, and he didn’t get caught on the wrong side of that line. https://t.co/S4MJ24I045FDA: “The Johnson & Johnson vaccine is safe, and gives you a two-thirds chance of not contracting COVID.” Me: https://t.co/QSwVznJv5zSorry for posting clickbait but this is extremely Relevant To My Interests and I know some of you on here can relat… https://t.co/XzSaAq7iJl @StillYourGhost That thing where you can hear a tweet out loud in your head.Paul Wight leading Evil Dark Order (Uno, Grayson, Preston, Tay & Jay) against Good Dark Order (Hangman, Silver, Rey… https://t.co/siIaKVsl86 @TheOtherJeff This is funny to me because I just spent all morning building a spreadsheet for a Storage Wars-style… https://t.co/E9TdsJS9qa @Learnonaut Depends if they've kept up with renewing the trademark or not. @IoveIikebIood That's disappointing. I typically like Sapp. @IoveIikebIood Is this about Dave or somebody elseYou think they stick with calling him "Paul Wight" or do they go back to calling him "The Giant." I could see eithe… https://t.co/oOjeYE0VXAIs nothing sacred in this business https://t.co/Cyh1Lvp4LB