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Writer on The Ghost & Molly McGee GLORIA BUENROSTRO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND out Fall 22 (@fsgbooks) UNTITLED MG out Fall 22 (@Scholastic) Rep'd by @AlyssaJennette

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@niki_lopez I’m already stressed out for you!!! @stulivingston laugh it up stu!This aint doing numbers but I aint deleting my very niche 1800s presidential death joke https://t.co/5I5LpU9ivq
6/17
2021
Yeeted yourself via cherries and ice milk? Okay boomer. @NK_Adjei The Britney Ride on Peloton is where I have my highest PR. I’ll never be able to top it. And there’s a reason behind that. @1023dve I'll be cackling over these for AWHILE"What's this a snake? I dunno." Still my all-time favorite video on the internet https://t.co/9unDe7lNLimy wife is all “you work so hard, you deserve a break” except when she wants the big TV and then she’s like “oh I r… https://t.co/IE89YHWDOi
6/16
2021
@badgalsofa She's too good! @authorblogger I call that Tube Trouble @LaserSinger D-d-didya get to meet The Neely himself??Slurping a steaming bowl of phở while dumping in copious amount of sriracha and sambal oelek as sweat drips down my… https://t.co/ipLcu5H6Np @SchwartzApprovd Im the one who giddily recalls an obscure joke from two seasons ago who really REALLY wants to bring it back @madisonbateman @jameshamilton I refuse to believe that anyone who cares about rocks that much would believe this!!!Don’t share your ideas with @oxfruit and @natazilla https://t.co/DPThknuyKZ @RCoA @RedWonder_ Damn I don’t remember that one. Chum Chum not eating rum raisin ice cream is one I always rememberChildren deserve stories & narrative media equal to or better than what is created adults. Children are complex and… https://t.co/UqBdUmnD6T
Retweeted by Brandon Hoàng @KatieGrotzinger OOF! A couple eps have caught me offguard -- Beach, SeesawOh no. Nat is sharing doodles with me. I can’t back out now. They’re too damn precious!
6/15
2021
H-h-how did you find this so fast... https://t.co/9wHBZpGuRb @genegoldstein You ARE Viewtiful JoeGenie: I can transport you anywhere. Anywhere your heart desires. Selena: Theres nowhere in the world I'd rather be… https://t.co/oXTNe3QiVr @ehschubegan This picture is the best. What a framer. @kaitfeldmann https://t.co/HyZ3QNrSUw
6/14
2021
I gently floated it to @natazilla who was supposed to say I was an idiot for doing this to myself again but instead… https://t.co/sLq6WjRk4hOh no. I think I have a damn good preschool / bridge series idea and I hate myself for it. https://t.co/ZVRjZdlLKJ @EmmyCic @linkhare Too good!! @Brinny that cat is going to offer you into her covenant
6/13
2021
Proud papa of my child’s first bong art https://t.co/loQpvH0oJz @oni_hat Lucky @Gennefer @katiejstone91 Really beautiful seeing these Beatles jokes come together @genegoldstein @JimmyWhetzel *always has been meme*
6/11
2021
@JaniceChu_89 100% with you on this📣📚💕 Title change! THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A LOVE STORY is being changed to GLORIA BUENROSTRO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND 📣📚💕 @AnnaThorup aka comedy writers trying to write horror @Toadcialism @fanfarepub @GWYB_Official PLEASEWhat's a guy gotta do to read a @Toadcialism retrospective on the 1992 museum murder mystery LAURA BOW AND THE DAGGER OF AMON RAYeah, I was classically educated. https://t.co/rryupTFeWa
Retweeted by Brandon Hoàng @ReemFaruqi Writing. We were fans of each other’s blogsbluey’s parents are a constant inspiration, and I will never achieve the standard they have set.
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6/10
2021
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Retweeted by Brandon Hoàng @sherleader1 Just like me 😎 @Jtown67 too... powerful... @zacgormania Those books hit that trifecta like none other. Whenever I finish reading a F&T story, I'm so grateful… https://t.co/JcZreGTHu7 @amonns I'd love your thoughts on it!Rewatched AUGUST WITHOUT HIM - fascinating, intimate doc about the first openly gay AIDS sufferer in Japan. Follows… https://t.co/fupeERroNJ @badgalsofa It sounds lovely doesnt it??I don’t order coffee often https://t.co/3Zjxl5B8if @_mdickson That theme song still slapsI went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole (as I do) and found myself gawking the Action Park wiki. Then I discovered HBO… https://t.co/D33EYlRXw9 @x_Wolfsteak_x Oooh I’ll swap some simple tasty Viet recipes with you
6/9
2021
@JesHarrison1 @AlyssaJennette I love this detail. Thank you! @mfisherdraws !!! @mfisherdraws *cracks knuckles* @HBO "She's a real snake in the grass!" @jameshamilton https://t.co/gUVhwXAxzP @SammieCrowley @jedisammie Wait where's the closet of board games... @SammieCrowley OK this is your best YET @magicalnarwhal Welcome to LA! @SuperBrankman It’s become a highlight of my day! A guaranteed lol!If you’re not following @SuperBrankman’s IG and getting your daily dose of truth, then I don’t know what you’re doing with your life
6/8
2021
@madisonbateman I panicked when I had to wear "night time wear" for the first time. Running around the house, teari… https://t.co/rlhag3ARaJ @airismile Those patterns rule!Started making monthly donations. If you can help, please consider donating. https://t.co/cDKXlADUL6
6/7
2021
@stephlystein @tjklune This one got me good! 😭
6/6
2021
@thetzechun @FernetOnTheRock Wait... no good?? @Sosowski cd: kingsquest.exe @JillJills2 I know it’s agony @ZakiyaJamal Two of em! 😬Please Animation Gods — please let me write springboards for this show before it’s too late and my children grow old and jaded!4yr old bursts into room at 6am: Dad! Dad! Wake up! This is serious! me: what?? what is it?? 4yr old: There’s mor… https://t.co/6V2EV9yutc @christinekohle1 Oooh this is a great caveat! @zombietardis 💯 🎯My favorite episodes to write. Gives you the freedom to explore characters, dip your toe in unexpected relationship… https://t.co/ygr2jEz2ul @courttheforest Love this!
6/5
2021
@KingOfSafari It's been years since I swatted some bugs... wonder if I still got it... @SamanthaCKing Loving these examples! This is great. Thanks Sam! @gialigammari @Dinolich @kaseywllms @genegoldstein this is perfect. everyone is perfect @metricconvert I'm with you... not in high school, but the youths these days seem way cooler / grown up!Only example I can think of is in The Spectacular Now between Sutter and Cassidy...working through my next YA and I got a question for the hivemind: Would it be believable for seniors in high schoo… https://t.co/syHAM0AHHZ @marisabalkus Agreed on all of this. In all of my pitch emails, I always make sure to say, “Thanks for helping sche… https://t.co/gYRn5JKyUM @GoodAaron @SammieCrowley Thanks Aaron, I knew you'd understa-- HEY! @OldLadyBoats I’ve bought three suits from Indochino! It’s all online - you pick your style and send in your measur… https://t.co/0cyBRRBrFL @madisonbateman @SammieCrowley 🤷🏼‍♀️🌽
6/4
2021
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6/3
2021
@oliviapecini This is me @jesthevu Link please! @krystalball I seriously thought this was a I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE sketch @FaithErinHicks I like at one point he just... screws it back on???
6/2
2021
@madisonbateman @BenjaminJS The first rule we learned in his class was to always, "Yes, and", but the second rule w… https://t.co/PhuB9mBPh5the asian in me refuses to buy another copy since my old version worked fine -- I'm not giving up! @HeyJasonJune Congrats JJ! So happy for you! Can't wait to get my mitts on a copy!After years, I finally upgraded computers only to realize that I lost access to my beloved Final Draft 8! It's gone… https://t.co/7jY9bpItTr @danimichaeli1 those booths always reminds me of Ellen's summer job in The Adventures of Pete & Pete! @nthonyholden appropriate avatar
6/1
2021
Evil Writing Advice: take all rejection personally, because it ultimately is about you and your shortcomings.
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5/31
2021

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