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Writer on The Ghost & Molly McGee GLORIA BUENROSTRO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND out Fall 22 (@fsgbooks) UNTITLED MG out Fall 22 (@Scholastic) Rep'd by @AlyssaJennette

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Evil Writing Advice: take all rejection personally, because it ultimately is about you and your shortcomings.
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