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Retweeted by k8 🍞we’re officially post-The Onion https://t.co/KZrJRkrXryI thought postmates being bought by uber eats meant they’d just also open in Van but apparently it’s just a merger.… https://t.co/uMAJ6eOpyKinstead of sleeping I’m trying to think of a situation that would appropriately merit the use of this emoji 👺 @lwansbrough (also the sound of me gasping for oxygen) @lwansbrough SHDHDHDHDHD @nicegirlmeg just replied meaningless non sequiturs to my good friend who’s doing a work favour for me bc I was too… https://t.co/qzX9zDHFJjsiri quick question is it a good sign when someone doesn’t get u were making a joke via email and think you’re just Like Thatyeah that about sums up my life rn https://t.co/MSHcF5nXoiAny song can have a trumpet and I'll be like "good song"
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @ilovegluten1 every single tweet on this godforsaken site is a cry for help@ z*ckerb*rg I’m gonna detonate the vest https://t.co/4hgyHGZwGQgot put in fb marketplace jail for 24 hrs for msging too many ppl in too short a span of time last night at 11pm ..… https://t.co/xpupFiYnB1readin up on quibi https://t.co/m8xCLx6elb
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12/1
2020
very alarmed to have become the kind of person who has a chrome tab open for an article titled “Our Jute Rug Journey”gm https://t.co/0rcWoFtRTh
11/30
2020
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Retweeted by k8 🍞lmao they're letting boomers deer hunt in the old folks home https://t.co/8wI70TlEVq
Retweeted by k8 🍞what does it even mean to “budget your money poorly” when life is finite and should be infused with every single microscopic joy?
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @ilovegluten1 STOP @nicegirlmeg https://t.co/R0MBr87dKZ
11/29
2020
Young Sheldon has died
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11/28
2020
@phoebe_bridgers punisher is folklore for people who want to be run over by a truck back and forth
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @nicegirlmeg THEIR LOSS this is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot @ilovegluten1 por que no los dos @SSDERANGEMENTSS Hot🔥i’ve felt like this all week https://t.co/IV1Q19BRA8
Retweeted by k8 🍞Wouldn’t be thanksgiving without these boys https://t.co/qQdeZIr3t2
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11/27
2020
my litany at psych every week: https://t.co/GgBTBWaD4qit’s apt I’m tweeting something this psychotic as I walk to my weekly psychiatrist appointmentmy ego boost for the day is that the photo I took of a rainbow got a couple more likes in my neighbourhood fb group… https://t.co/YJD6vQN98S @nicegirlmeg ur hot enough that you can be wrong sometimes and it’s ok <3no one over the age of 30 should be legally allowed to wear a hoodie!!!!!!except for girls and gays. so basically t… https://t.co/BgZa8GbDdGwhy work out ur pandemic anxiety in a healthy and productive way when u can pick a fight with ur bf over him spilli… https://t.co/XdhyHUeCg6
11/26
2020
nah bunny is a button away from needing an emotional support dog https://t.co/XqC7oNTZ8q
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11/25
2020
@nicegirlmeg a/s/l?Squirrel is a good animal. Plentiful, attractive, interesting to watch. A squirrel is always doing some cool shit
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11/21
2020
think I’m pms-ing because this random clip that followed covid updates on the news about turtles being released aft… https://t.co/1Nkrle0qqd
11/20
2020
I feel like gen z wouldn’t believe this was an unedited image from a real commercial that played several times a da… https://t.co/G1UaE9UTaj
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11/19
2020
still ok! I love wellbutrinare u ever in a surprisingly good mood so u listen to sorrow by the national when it’s raining out just to test it @ilovegluten1 Don’t @ilovegluten1 sry I didn’t include punctuation I meant - “yr”, LOL. @ilovegluten1 lol yr“No clue” https://t.co/S6t6ghIYyW
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11/18
2020
every day https://t.co/Qw8eyEag0E @ilovegluten1 Bonnie Henry Buy Me Shrooms 2021 @nicegirlmeg I’m obsessed w it but I also take 93748 stimulants and I’m still tired everyday, not rly the norm l o… https://t.co/SeJ13WzUnC
11/17
2020
“Don’t forget to breathe”, I post on my Insta story along with a shot of me pouring a matcha latte (homemade) into… https://t.co/2ARTQS4ALy
Retweeted by k8 🍞Just saw someone my age being extremely talented, my day is ruined
Retweeted by k8 🍞I love this new interpretation of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs https://t.co/eJYpYOXkvA
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @nicegirlmeg His loss, sorry he’s not interested in cool things
11/15
2020
@queenyikes LEWKKKKKKKK @queenyikes HAIR!!!!!! EYESHADOW!!!! @queenyikes QUEEN
11/14
2020
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Retweeted by k8 🍞Tag yourself. I'm "shawl insufficiency." https://t.co/adWOiLncCf
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Retweeted by k8 🍞she is literally me https://t.co/X9DqhkNiCS
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11/13
2020
The sun setting at 5...the rain....I can’t live like this https://t.co/zITmK7UEWW
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11/12
2020
you alright babe? you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows
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11/11
2020
"I wish I had free healthcare and tuition." https://t.co/HR2OkGce4T
Retweeted by k8 🍞not wearing a poppy and doesn't look like her mate is either. dont care whether you exist or not you got to pay res… https://t.co/COMoHJKMmp
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @mmaxinelucille Or wiener dog lol. Or man playing god too far @mmaxinelucille Ppl who say Daxhaund are equivalent to ppl who went to France for a semester and call it PaRee now 🥖 Dash-hound forever @fahbyoh shdhdhhdhdgdhdhhd
11/9
2020
made by @AGrumpyKoala https://t.co/A2UxCVU8QU
Retweeted by k8 🍞so many people i hate are absolutely miserable today! what a wonderful feeling!
Retweeted by k8 🍞radical leftists celebrating a centrist win https://t.co/Xl4spcs9j6
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11/7
2020
and that concludes the election and our president is- WHAT’S THIS ? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR https://t.co/8yWmOKy87b
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @jjhyns @mmaxinelucille 3WAY WHOO @jjhyns @mmaxinelucille hahahaha holy shit this is so random I love itme logging back onto twitter to see if anything's changed https://t.co/Y9M9jSbKt4
Retweeted by k8 🍞Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because the… https://t.co/bcqIWG8XHH
Retweeted by k8 🍞poor Wumper Rabbit ;/ https://t.co/AIw1LHYmqx
Retweeted by k8 🍞oh my god https://t.co/ciYGxg9iPR
Retweeted by k8 🍞head empty...looking up bad reviews of cute stuffed animals https://t.co/PprRnXaJN1
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11/5
2020
@jjhyns Best news tonight or ever tbh @jjhyns BIG SCREAMImagine if the Democrats did all that shady bullshit to get a centrist on the ticket bc they were too afraid of a “… https://t.co/xiFbVawUch
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11/4
2020
What's the naughtiest thing @theresa_may has ever done?https://t.co/Y8Ys4T2fAT https://t.co/5QvIXVNEl8
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11/2
2020
@missricecracker “Honestly” has this never not been true?????
10/31
2020
@emileancuisine A war crime tbh!!! @zareku My phone’s main screen is colour-coordinated and when I tell u this throws off the vibe......gna throw myself off a BRIDGEEW GMAIL WHAT NO
10/27
2020
Losing my fucking MIND at this Quibi show where actual Emmy winner Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman obsessed with her… https://t.co/wUD0mhGZZ0
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10/22
2020
@nicegirlmeg Arwen ass mfThis Is Just To Say I have not responded to your email that was in my inbox and which was probably pretty ti… https://t.co/IsAu6NCoDb
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10/21
2020
On this day 143 years ago https://t.co/iMR8Vzva2C
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @missricecracker oh yeah the amount of ppl I’ve met that volunteer for crisis lines because they want to be quirky… https://t.co/UjcaZCBAKY
10/16
2020
@Shaileyann @june_lastname Any good artist would never not post because of body size - but REGARDLESS your arm does… https://t.co/bXmNqmzS5c
10/15
2020
@nicegirlmeg tfw “So sad 😮” as a reaction to knowing someone who is inbred
10/14
2020
@ilovegluten1 Don’t agree
10/13
2020
@nicegirlmeg Freudian question tbh
10/10
2020
@nicegirlmeg Bring your son Toby and you can be the perfect nuclear family
10/9
2020
pence always looks like he’s explaining why you need to put down the family collie
Retweeted by k8 🍞 @nicegirlmeg the jesus bracelet *’nam helicopter noises*
10/8
2020

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