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This Monday = fuckin miserable 😤
11/19
2019
It’s 84 degrees out, IT IS FUCKIN NOVEMBER!
11/17
2019
I want Roscoe’s Chicken n’ Waffles.
11/14
2019
Just an idea...Disney+ is free because you have a Disneyland Annual Pass 🧐 @_m0cc0_ 😳😳😳now I’m interested.
11/13
2019
hi yes I have a question does emotional labor burn calories
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11/12
2019
Everyone used their floating holiday today, I MISSED THE FUCKIN MEMOand I’m dead. Haha https://t.co/POkRfbgtNh
11/11
2019
@yannnz_ and you wanted to go him. you funny.and I need a tattoo.
11/10
2019
The sweetest, @ArianaGrande and I have a lyric video to the Good As Hell Remix! 💜 Thank you Ari and the lovely Ari… https://t.co/f1E1WT8VNC
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzaJust cause the seat next to me is available at the bar does not mean hit on me.
11/9
2019
baby, your so money and you don't even know it.
11/8
2019
Patriots lose to the Ravens. Packers lose to the Chargers and Dolphins won. MERCURY RETROGRADE.My new friend, Stewart. https://t.co/PKRZtht0Tn
11/4
2019
Las Vegas, I love you.
11/3
2019
https://t.co/R40PhkdqGcNow that I’m 30, packing should be easier.
11/1
2019
Me cooking up some new manifestations for the Scorpio New Moon https://t.co/dTtZE6iGCP
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza“Hey dad, I need $50 for my birthday nails. I got $60, give it to you in the morning.” This is 30 😆Everybody loves a #Game7 Speaking of which... Happy Anniversary, #SFGiants fans! https://t.co/3IeTGPiXI3
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10/30
2019
@BobsBurgersFOX “Call me Draco Malfoy cause I am Slytherin!” @threesixjade 🤔2 nights in a row i’ve had very detailed dreams.#scorpio @ScorpioMystique https://t.co/w8LV4pSfW8
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10/29
2019
7 years ago today...SWEEP! #BusterHugs | #SFGiants https://t.co/FYLE53eDXU
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzaNiggas who have the rolling eye emoji in their top most used emojis are thots
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10/28
2019
I hate fantasy footballLyft driver is bumpin the classical music and I’m here for it.
10/27
2019
MY BIRTHDAY STARTS NOW 🙃love you 💞♏️@sza https://t.co/vxRS0itK8FMarijuana should be legal.
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10/26
2019
Jane Fonda and Ted Danson are arrested during climate change protests in Washington, DC. https://t.co/Dmqyt3HFDv
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzasometimes you need breakfast for dinner. @lizzo omg I want those panties!!
10/25
2019
ELIMINATED https://t.co/oXseb5dkwV
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzadrake being a scorpio makes my heart happy.
10/24
2019
scorpio season😏.@johnlegend on Trump’s “lynching” tweet: “He’s a despicable human being, and he says shitty things all the time ..… https://t.co/YTyHe8SycA
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10/23
2019
10 days 😑
10/21
2019
There is no better sport than hockey https://t.co/o6bKMsRLxA
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Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza6-0. Let’s gooooooooo!!! 🗣@JimmyG_10 https://t.co/ny3wRzRz7a
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza @emmmruiz Nope. Me too
10/20
2019
Me and boo in 50 years 😂 https://t.co/JPKiLMH96f
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10/19
2019
I never want the Chicken Spicy Jack Quesadilla to end @DelTaco
10/18
2019
@WrongWasI @JensenChrissy @itsglaadys fuckin rise and shine. @WrongWasI @JensenChrissy No. What did she do to me. @itsglaadys was there tooI turn 30 in 13 days and I decided to rage last night like I was 21 🤦🏽‍♀️
10/17
2019
I’m out of weed...........
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza @threesixjade https://t.co/DojcCb0Wk4 @threesixjade https://t.co/V6T2AoKzq4These gender reveals are dumb but I also get invested and need to know what these dumb fuckin strangers are having 😤
10/16
2019
Tryna prove a point: Retweet if you know where this is ... https://t.co/oeZaMntbH1
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10/15
2019
That 5-0 Feeling!! #49ers https://t.co/Qh6LoXDYzw
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza @lisaggna @GetEmVeezy I’ll visit.
10/14
2019
Brunch with the white girls is dangerous.
10/12
2019
What kind of salad bar doesn’t have croutons?? @WholeFoods specifically Irvine Center Drive
10/10
2019
https://t.co/P1MrmX5pIB
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzaCan we still CTRL and chill??
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10/9
2019
Hey cutie. https://t.co/35UrMOcrb9I still haven’t watched season 3 of Stranger Things 🤦🏽‍♀️👋👋👋 @budlight | #CellyCelly https://t.co/Ae5gpzkWrJ
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10/8
2019
waking up at 5:30 am is not fun.
10/7
2019
Touch my butt and buy me pizza 😏
10/6
2019
It’s national vodka day...who wants to celebrate with me 😆
10/4
2019
I’m dead 😂 https://t.co/TMqDDIcUipThe car wash is playin the fuckin jams https://t.co/EBpm7iQXBZ @WrongWasI https://t.co/u9areaI22h
10/2
2019
Miss him already. #ThankYouBoch https://t.co/F9d0Rn3EJD
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzaAnd the acadamy award for best short film goes to.... this https://t.co/uNn28wJgOJ
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza @emmmruiz @Atypical https://t.co/1HFexnvzO0
10/1
2019
Barry Bonds was not happy with Dave Roberts’ hat 😂 https://t.co/ekR9sSBJD5
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9/30
2019
https://t.co/XRe26VSJDrStay in or go out? 😤
9/29
2019
A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻 https://t.co/mex06gDccN
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9/28
2019
@WoodyProducer @JensenChrissy @haylieooohttps://t.co/VNSRL27Y8Z
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzahottie for days. https://t.co/jCrU8dFYIRCan you not do 25 boomerangs in a row on your insta story.
9/27
2019
.@Jay_Dave23's first Major League home run, FTW! #SFGiants https://t.co/4EOAm6guFa
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza @gunslinger_LARS he rules @gkittle46 https://t.co/MYAglrgsMZ
9/26
2019
felt so good to leave work early just because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯You wanna know what’s worse then not giving a fuck ? Not giving a shit 😢
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9/25
2019
19 years ago today, Remember the Titans came out. Iconic. https://t.co/pcZRrP2gek
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9/24
2019
love u bb https://t.co/sX7cy2zR7z
9/23
2019
Niggas said Titanic ain’t nothing but an old white woman telling us a story about some good dick she got on a cruise 😂🤣😭😩
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzabahaha. Dying. https://t.co/Pg5ObAbG1wTop ramen...add garlic, chili sesame oil, soy sauce and egg. DELICIOUS! https://t.co/3lTN9Xzd9A
9/22
2019
Nothing like a tequila shot for breakfast 🤑Jennifer Lopez just closed the Versace Spring 2020 show in Milan in a reimagined version of her iconic 2000 Grammy… https://t.co/oqFSwmPhlb
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizzaI don’t want to get ready.
9/21
2019
Lets just flirt forever
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9/20
2019
@Ravels fantasy football help... Julian Edelman Or Marquise Brown. You rule 😆She did the Iverson stepover 💀💀 (via @ColinDeaverTV) https://t.co/dbD5Pg96Ue
Retweeted by bc.ifuckwitpizza @itsglaadys I felt that. They make my heart explode.
9/19
2019

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