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Bred Pres s @bredpress Chicago, IL

i am bred press. alt comics + artist books. printmaker. I make the bad tweets here, see IG for work @ bredpress. nothing but bad tweets here

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Joined Twitter 6/21/11


Also! I know this twitter isn’t really for my work but !!! I’m reading a new comic at zine not dead 14! I’m very ex… https://t.co/Nwd1QJYV5Z
Retweeted by Bred Pres s @colorfulmuppet https://t.co/elkKNv8Hw2Shitheads you know what to do https://t.co/N70dxsatIs $1 for every tooth you haveIt’s hard to understand the appropriate amount of liquid to use while making a smoothie. But it sure as hell ain’t… https://t.co/NVeipRnagcMe preparing for the fucking Nevada caucus debacle https://t.co/jYp2tFSnsMThe song this time is Do Your Best @Trompstar S. C. O. R. P.Cool brain time to listen to a single John Maus song on repeat for 14 days in a row
2/22
2020
New Book Split book W/ Rebecca Kirby More stories about cripples with nothing to lose https://t.co/9aH1cqSSUm Go bu… https://t.co/A6nGWqY4VU
Retweeted by Bred Pres s @SarahSquirm Banking at the post office/progressive wealth tax area still p0wns my faith in electorialismTherapy is cool and worth it if I think of it like an OnlyFans for my brain
2/21
2020
@SarahSquirm Shit da fuck up!!!From da beast, release da leash https://t.co/7a3mzSQjiBMe, fueling up for the fight to come https://t.co/XaTqUXWlYc @gracedrawsstuff No fuckin way did you work on a 40k ip!!!! Oh my GOD !!!!!!!!!!!’ HELL yeahBernie’s video team is so damn good, it’s incredible. https://t.co/df1TF8kDyg
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2/20
2020
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Retweeted by Bred Pres s @dei_genetrix lol hell yaEvery once in a while I remember Jai Paul and I get pissed offHE JUST FUCKING CAME OUT AND SAID IT https://t.co/mu1d5Kgbn7
Retweeted by Bred Pres s @max_morris_rulz @gwynbr Waaaaaahhhhhhh
2/19
2020
I made the dinner and I call this dish ‘snow-capped mountains’ because of the amount of Parmesan I put on top of it, https://t.co/eoxY7viM3C
2/18
2020
@BossRadley RIP man, I forgot it was J. D. @earachefillips The last thing I see before I die smiling, knowing I deserve itPet cat https://t.co/3IAtRzs81e @TheSocietyDude Bernie is not horny, main reason I'm voting for him
Retweeted by Bred Pres sRemembering first year of college in the dorms. Someone’s pet fish died during a party and we all drunkenly held a… https://t.co/a7rCYhQt3t
2/17
2020
@carlocavaluzzi @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE Dam !!!!!!!! @gwynbr Nooooooo @litlslaywon Is this Ethiopian
2/16
2020
@SarahSquirm Vorenie SandersBREAKING NEWS: There are no cross-Canada trains running, because the tracks are blocked by Mohawks and others acro… https://t.co/UyaSSzHHy5
Retweeted by Bred Pres s @meaganrosae Oh my fuckin god lolRewatching my favorite show Detectorists. It’s goodShabbat shalom https://t.co/LEnZ2Gqco0
Retweeted by Bred Pres sHere’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. https://t.co/PdTouxopny
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2/15
2020
@_anniefish Oh my godChange world Ape final messaege Good by https://t.co/MWbNZi11vH
Retweeted by Bred Pres s @samrolfes fffFFFFFFFFFFfffffHappy Valentine’s Day
2/14
2020
@witchbabyy LmaoMy fellow New Yorkers, you must register as a democrat today to be able to vote in the primary. Also a good opportu… https://t.co/OoiSLS4q3h
Retweeted by Bred Pres sI own a copy of this. Gets me through the week. https://t.co/qeKK9nE3F1
Retweeted by Bred Pres s @spicybutter69 Fucjwtf Elizabeth Warren has been crossing the Culinary Union picket line in Nevada https://t.co/xRinkXQu5t https://t.co/iz3KnQe6pj
Retweeted by Bred Pres sDoug theme song @GIANT_ASS_SWORD Jfc @crutchvax Get in!!!!!! @meowbye Where did it go!!!!New car mod. Now my car greets me every time I get in and out of my car. It makes getting in and out of my car feel… https://t.co/W9PNL1lG9U
2/13
2020
@earachefillips Fuck marry kill bud let’s gonovember 2020. pete buttigieg has declared victory in the general election. https://t.co/tS65pvE8LX
Retweeted by Bred Pres sI will never draw anything as wonderful as this illustration of a wizard riding public transit that has been my pho… https://t.co/RHRkIR0oSq
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2/12
2020
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Retweeted by Bred Pres s @demonfloss @shopfencing Reflex Blue!!!!! Reflex Blue !!!!!!!!!! @baby_misery It’s crazy out hereNever mind 🍰 https://t.co/h6NO18oIX8 @ivyatoms Damn wtf!At home alone audibly saying hell yeah to myself while staring at my phone. King of the hill is playing on a TV in… https://t.co/vcnIYYFgFW @shopfencing I love da rat @GIANT_ASS_SWORD Fuck!!!!!!!!
2/11
2020
@MarnieGalloway OmgWaitlisted for CAKE lol @lewisjamesgrant There he isNEW SHIRTS ——> https://t.co/gSCE1JEJYJ <——- IN BLACK BY POPULAR DEMAND https://t.co/dB8Ah9SvBR
Retweeted by Bred Pres sLiterally me right now https://t.co/EarO0h2sGG
2/10
2020
New @777paranoia shirts are now available ⬛️⬜️ https://t.co/Df5zqrcywV https://t.co/dR2rB0j3XW @luketaylorgo You have a holster for your gun and a holster for your fun TSA sized bottle of Smirnoff so you can ic… https://t.co/gAn27e95HB @777paranoia Sad I never got to meet Vegan Alec, but probably also fortunate
2/9
2020
Amy klobuchar answering a question 'in Kobe's memory' oh my god???Tom Steyer endorsing Bernie on the fucking debate stage lmao https://t.co/X7zjW6i1RP
2/8
2020
I think about this movie poster everyday. https://t.co/L39WhODluq
Retweeted by Bred Pres sMy right eyelid has been twitching for 3 days straight https://t.co/q53zOHXy3qCustom video request for “Peter griffin moderating a debate between Bernie Sanders and Tony Soprano” https://t.co/XTzu6iCz1c
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2/7
2020
“Why should people believe your victory speech over [Pete’s]?” “Because I got 6,000 more votes.” Bruh 😩… https://t.co/8KuymamlV4
Retweeted by Bred Pres sAll I can think of when we have to talk about The Needle https://t.co/2I01NcH47u
Retweeted by Bred Pres sStaring at my phone muttering “shut da fuck up..... shut da fuckup.....” but w my ears blown out so it sounds rly l… https://t.co/MKo7jXaSpR @Nate_Cohn The needle sucks shit dude
Retweeted by Bred Pres s @earachefillips Ya ok
2/6
2020
@ADACTIVITY Rib kid killed a coal executive o7 https://t.co/IlO4BcLPqJPete: *smug grandstanding west wing style speech where he says shit like “the values of our forefathers decency is… https://t.co/DbVlYvftNv
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2/5
2020
.    ☩ VATICAN SHADOW ☩ ┌─────────────────────────┐  Buttigieg Declares Iowa Caucus Victory └─────────────────────… https://t.co/2N1TTFLZVq
Retweeted by Bred Pres sThe Supreme Court picked our president. Superdelegates protect the establishment. Electoral college says you win if… https://t.co/SAbZN243Hn
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Retweeted by Bred Pres sThis is incredible. #IowaCaucuses #IowaCaucus #IACaucus #CaucusForBernie https://t.co/UzETIpLAnf
Retweeted by Bred Pres sI just backed Ex.Mag anthology series from PEOW on @Kickstarter https://t.co/RI0pi56GXX
2/4
2020
@anyapdavidson Tomorrow night I’m so pumpedIt’s crazy that catnip is like a drug but just for cats. Wish I could hit some o that. I hope Bernie sanders wins the Iowa caucusThey think I wouldn’t kill a baby https://t.co/to38EoRImP
Retweeted by Bred Pres sWho are we caucusing for, Iowa? https://t.co/640mqOkONp
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2/3
2020
Sanders was overheard saying, “Friends, please, there is no room in our hearts for hate, except for the system, the… https://t.co/XPQ22AjLOD
Retweeted by Bred Pres sHaving an incredible time in Iowa https://t.co/yjuYyXgYdk @mikeyjoyce Hell yeah, man
2/2
2020
Ya boy out canvassing for Bernard in Iowa. Bernie Sanders, https://t.co/vXRNn3tAbTMade some merch. Every single cent goes to my surrogate father Bernie Sanders. https://t.co/fM8uzOFd15 https://t.co/ORXW0E1ZiO
Retweeted by Bred Pres sFEC donor searching for occupation “cartoonist” and having a good time
2/1
2020
Changing my name to Asshttps://t.co/L0NncK57UE
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1/31
2020

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