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@possiblyTiffany @JordanFreiman He is a font of shitty takes, he has some good analysis too sometimes but he strong… https://t.co/akLjH0LRtDThe fact that I am constantly made aware of the opinions of jk rowling, matt yglesias, jesse singal, and bari weiss… https://t.co/G2hUaP11lR
Retweeted by Brett Hamilfakie ollie tricks the lumber for the half pipe arrives next Tuesday! #skateathomechallenge https://t.co/hrwHLyiKs6 @BrettHamil Omg...she's relentlessly terrible...her seat is basically vacant
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @BrettHamil this is so good... thank you Brett. in complete earnest the Proximity Law and the Time Paradox are impo… https://t.co/uXs4NIblwQ
Retweeted by Brett HamilAmazing illo by @swellzombie https://t.co/4W5iYjwrB8We interrupt the pandemic, the fascist government takeover and the nationwide police riots to inform you that third… https://t.co/X5F2f30qRQTeargas Jenny is a lame duck one-termer and a veto override to a tax on her wealthy donors would give Seattle some… https://t.co/7ABc8H7UoQ👑 https://t.co/Yctf5hzm6HDow Constantine and his racist cop cousin at the family dinner looking soulfully into each others' eyes from across the room
Retweeted by Brett HamilHere’s a longer highlight reel for my true Juarez Paradox fans https://t.co/vgtRtYJuJS https://t.co/3GfxXYERK7At last! The paradox is resolved! (She’s a “no”) https://t.co/1IQ3fKk4WgSPD is like, we have to stop crime in the former CHOP area to keep Fox News off our backs, let’s teargas homeless p… https://t.co/noayU6o56M @daeshikjr *accounts, hopefullyDow Constantine and his racist cop cousin at the family dinner looking soulfully into each others' eyes from across the roomBrian Eno is like a spice that makes every dish better, and sometimes it's the *only* thing you like about that dis… https://t.co/R5y0in421WDow is just irredeemable. Next, please @NickNorthwest @JohnZoshak @cmkshama @CMTammyMorales collecting signatures in a pandemic is the heaviest lifting bu… https://t.co/uDV26UvwPI @NickNorthwest @JohnZoshak @cmkshama @CMTammyMorales kshama put together the grassroots working class movement that… https://t.co/cNbo9Js5USthe CHOP area had too much freedom so now the SPD is putting it on a little freedom diet, super normal reactiongood luck running on a platform of "my hands were tied" in 2021, DOW https://t.co/PADqX0sIl7Lets continue to work off the checklist Don has helpfully provided https://t.co/ryD9nnBxWWThey’re wildin out thinking it’s business as usual. It is not, and every elected official who doesn’t realize that is on their way out too.These shit-dipped fascists are gonna get DEFUNDED and they make the case for it every day better than we ever could. https://t.co/tZckAasRWF @JohnZoshak @cmkshama @CMTammyMorales Mosqueda refused to vote to repeal the last one & went on fighting for this o… https://t.co/LpzKChOm7XHard to snatch cred from folks with 30k signatures gathered IN A PANDEMIC to make sure they did the right thing 👋🏼Thanks to @cmkshama and @CMTammyMorales for fighting to win a tax on big business and thanks to the other 5 council… https://t.co/mDu6anxQj3We did it! https://t.co/5DFSUWvyJS
7/7
2020
4) The police protecting Proud Boys who open carry but tear gasing someone with an umbrella or a candle 5) Allowin… https://t.co/koKoep9UBl
Retweeted by Brett HamilAlso King County council already showed their whole ass by allowing the $225M new youth jail to be built, mustering… https://t.co/iEmpguaElOWe are not going to allow local politicians to “our hands are tied” their way out of this. That will no longer wor… https://t.co/KQzGXAMeAVI commend you for looking into this, but “unfortunately their powers are limited” is no longer an acceptable respon… https://t.co/UuKCSxUWEZNew SUNDAY COMIX @SoSeaEmerald! Do you know this guy? #comix #cartoon #Seattle https://t.co/yj0ZZPZR5K
Retweeted by Brett Hamil*whispers* you limit the scope by impeaching the mayor. https://t.co/aEpMb7P2ko
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @3dprintRaceTech We gotta get some of these bunkass Bretts onboard with us @GonzoStrangeluv I don’t give them that benefit of the doubt anymore. Their whole suburban ecosystem is purpose-bui… https://t.co/seYv0UvRnG @GonzoStrangeluv @oopsie__desi Yeah, so how “nice” are they reallyHere’s a video of a shirtless 45 year old dad who hasn’t had a haircut in 3+ months doing a heelflip on my back por… https://t.co/wWtO3LZQFhAnyways if you, like me, have pissed decades down a wormhole trying to be an artist and live an illustrious life de… https://t.co/r0jU5y1WKW @oopsie__desi Yeah and *youre* the weirdo for not buying into all thatProbably the only place we intersect is in the power tool/home improvement discourse. The only valid contribution T… https://t.co/q2foFhAyk7I can’t even try to pretend any more. Get that shit away from me. Old friends on fb who have to tiptoe around the i… https://t.co/TYcZnR153nThe older I get the more I grow to loathe normie culture, suburban-ness, and people who get along just great with their conservative parents @MtnShepherdess @spekulation You’re vile @typewriteralley REMIX 🎺 https://t.co/Fxq9uzotku @typewriteralley Fully expecting more “public-private partnership” but would love to be surprisedFrom tonight's JOKETELLERS UNION, @BurlDirkman talks about his middle school role model, Rico McQuarry, and how he… https://t.co/PHopl4lqp4
Retweeted by Brett HamilHere's part 2 of the saga of the needlenose pliers https://t.co/4ctGOKctsg
Retweeted by Brett HamilWorking on fakie tricks in preparation for rebuilding the half pipe https://t.co/YRNgTeVqeo
7/6
2020
New SUNDAY COMIX @SoSeaEmerald! Do you know this guy? #comix #cartoon #Seattle https://t.co/yj0ZZPZR5KAntifa Explosions Heard In Local Neighborhoods
7/5
2020
Captain Ron Mead needs to be fired https://t.co/QaMi396t68Even if you got the brainworms and think protesters “deserve” to get run over, is this what you think “freedom” sho… https://t.co/asw4iWm6LjScooby Doo has hip dysplasia from walking on His hind legs so much and the Scooby Snacks are actually CBD @Rouell3 @People4Bernie "GOP Apologizes to Nation" GTFO come onthe clouds are angry https://t.co/tFvM8bAzVJTax billionaires out of exis—er, a very modest amount so the rest of the human species can continue to survive @clarkhumphrey Yes sorry—could also add DiBlasio to that too thoAfter working with dozens of small businesses who didn't make the cut for Seattle's $2.5m Covid Relief Fund, it bre… https://t.co/u9KPNxLexe
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @NatalieABrand @NicoleSganga Sounds like a fun car ride!Big fan https://t.co/hNX68cpimcwe love our beautiful health care system https://t.co/nMyBROk39W
Retweeted by Brett HamilNote: Sawant did not actually organize the rally, it was just politically expedient for the mayor to blame it all on herDURKAN: Councilmember Sawant and her followers chose to protest at my house with reckless disregard etc SEATTLE PR… https://t.co/HGKTMKCvBu
7/4
2020
So...there’s armed guards checking IDs? Hm, that’s exactly what the SPD accused CHOP of doing 🤔 https://t.co/m9ROPLvSkcI've watched this 342 times https://t.co/iIxF2FMUEM
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @TheUrbanAce @SheraeForState @SheraeLascelles Get em Sherae @BrittneyBush We are distributing large batches to Black-led groups as a first priority. But free shit rules! @BrittneyBush they’re free for everyone! White ppl paid for the printing. (Although I am still trying to get $$ tog… https://t.co/HSQXsiyhgKThere are 50 more of these at @thestationcafe as of this tweet, go grab one, they’re free https://t.co/8xp11XiaCjThe time for police reform is over we tried. or at least we "tried" here in seattle a federal judge has overseen it… https://t.co/8iNXE6aFGn
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @alienjitsu She’s already filed"we can still reform the police," from the makers of such previous hits as "robert mueller will save the country" a… https://t.co/YfMtf95cjA
Retweeted by Brett HamilJenny Durkan Mic Grab! https://t.co/GmkhBiYkXh
Retweeted by Brett HamilWhen Ed Murray was at this point in his re-election campaign (before the full breadth of his child rape allegations… https://t.co/9GRHS4FOnPJust looked at the mayor’s TL. Literally every tweet is a ratio—some are 10:1. She is going to have a very long re-… https://t.co/mGeiLenZBg"we can still reform the police," from the makers of such previous hits as "robert mueller will save the country" a… https://t.co/YfMtf95cjAToday I watched Seattle Parks gently place my plants on their truck beds while callously throwing people’s homes an… https://t.co/WgPCX6H1gp
Retweeted by Brett HamilThe time for police reform is over we tried. or at least we "tried" here in seattle a federal judge has overseen it… https://t.co/8iNXE6aFGn @chick_in_kiev Davids French AND Frum! “The Shittiest Davids”
7/3
2020
@Klopfenpop Go look at her TL @BrettHamil Sucks 2 suck https://t.co/zWU2Oq5Y42
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @magi_jay @emilypothast @Free_Fries_ @scottmyoder yes it's important! but i know if i was tweeting stuff that dovet… https://t.co/nMmtiqsF1v @magi_jay @emilypothast @Free_Fries_ @scottmyoder MAGAheads r popping up on twitter to say "guess you don't really… https://t.co/6bi6jOSm9F @emilypothast @Free_Fries_ @magi_jay @scottmyoder Mangy Jay seems to be real concerned with everyone acknowledging… https://t.co/0u4nPmCa6YThey’re all like this. People are pissed as fuck that our teargaslighting mayor is coopting the language that 60k+… https://t.co/2d9fbVaUJNMayor Ratio https://t.co/1VMS9KDbvF @teh_papa *DefUndAs a professional comedian I’d say this joke is pretty boffo! https://t.co/83iA433fVmif you tie up the cops and sheriffs at multiple different locations they can't back each other up and that will fom… https://t.co/yKbeHLuuqS
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @emilypothast @magi_jay @scottmyoder 🤔🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/XWwqyRvWty @sallykuchar DaaaaamnThe warlord of toilet paper town has actually done a lot of good. ✒️https://t.co/W7QNW99a5T https://t.co/rTjSPbYkB7
Retweeted by Brett HamilThe Erogenous Upzone“Enthusiastic Yes In My Backyard”Urbanist porn is stored in a community-owned spank bankUrbanist porn doesn’t exi— https://t.co/Wp9ZRkdGZMYou rarely get to see it illustrated so clearly https://t.co/lZjEBQzpVQThe thumbhead gun dads on Twitter only seem to care about Black people when they're killed in an Autonomous Zone th… https://t.co/7YtT0RxrbbTHROWBACK THURS: Debora Juarez supports progressive taxation in theory. She would support a head tax at the state o… https://t.co/whsD3emE1c
7/2
2020

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