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words / cartoons / host @SeattleProcess / Joketellers Union at @ClockoutLounge / friend of @BurlDirkman / “The city’s premier political comic” -Seattle Weekly

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His stroke reminds me of late-career Moses MaloneCan someone do a supercut of Bernie sinking shots, I’m into it https://t.co/LIiTy44MRCTime lapse of me trying to draw a dog that pleases my toddler https://t.co/Xnj78Ao8rq
11/18
2019
@Craig_Danz That’s on thereI have a file on my desktop where I'm tracking all the words David Attenborough mispronounces Britishly just to mes… https://t.co/ytQb9IUSjS“Phase 1 of his physical” “the perfect phone call” THESE ARENT ACTUAL THINGSwe can always learn from our mistakes, folksI misspelled "oven" on google but then I learned the numerical value of "overn" in Chaldean Numerology is: 7. So it… https://t.co/Tq6qX0D3p6NEW @burldirkman podcast, available on all streaming platforms! "What Does Your Choice of Screw Drive Say About You… https://t.co/KCfrVt3p0Sall kids deserve to have something that gets them this amped https://t.co/9BHkGXm16mVictory party! https://t.co/g83bOPxiKYThis is so unnecessarily cruel and exploitative it makes me want to scream https://t.co/7UsOJFiVFfNow repping @BernieSanders’s plan for #M4AKshama tying the struggle here to what’s going on in Bolivia right now.@cmkshama victory party “We won because we did not flinch in the face of a trillion dollar corporation” https://t.co/lZ7Fgvjuo3LASERS https://t.co/yEUQc51hlq
11/17
2019
If you had literally no arguments left to make to defend the totally indefensible, this is pretty much the argument… https://t.co/UCNBt5ZJKTToday is Rage Against The Machines Day at supermarkets everywhere. Shoppers are asked to boycott the self-checkout… https://t.co/bOQ7flElna
Retweeted by Brett HamilThis is one of my favorite moments from the @BurlDirkman Tears of Joy show. Noel Brass Jr. *almost* makes Riz Rolli… https://t.co/AWpBKVW5hx
Retweeted by Brett HamilNew LIVE @BurlDirkman episode, check yr feeds "What To Do When A Baby Cries Every Time They See You (LIVE)" https://t.co/bn4WadCvfc
Retweeted by Brett Hamil4 real contractors only https://t.co/WmMnBUvogn @Kamaumaumau Probably @BurlDirkman @Kamaumaumau i shan't be singing @Kamaumaumau this it YOUR time Kamauget you a friend you can send texts to that would seem insane to a court stenographer“The President’s voice was very loud and recognizable" HAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKThe police of the totally not a coup regime in Bolivia sprayed tear gas into a female journalist’s face because she… https://t.co/r0ijQ9UwwA
Retweeted by Brett HamilThich Nhat Hahn on interbeing https://t.co/Q3EZsyCPRp
Retweeted by Brett HamilIt's their land, it doesn't matter what settlers think https://t.co/JFQpmHZSmF
Retweeted by Brett Hamilthe whole deal with Robert Stone and Credico sending each other extremely over-the-top texts like "prepare to die m… https://t.co/dqv04blk2qUm https://t.co/qDVfqpDo0GPlease RSVP and invite your friends to join #TeamKshama and Councilmember Kshama Sawant for our Victory Party and C… https://t.co/XfoP0SubWa
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11/16
2019
https://t.co/D64rICNVWFLol https://t.co/iBF7QBfcrZhaha https://t.co/3Hhk3CnHHgthat's gotta hurt https://t.co/GbHonq13Vywomp womp https://t.co/yA26OS81Mx https://t.co/UK2zVljA12 @williefitz @sarahannelloyd No regrets @sarahannelloyd @williefitz I spent a not insignificant amount of time in the early 00s messing with people in a Th… https://t.co/BlhXON7XEHI really enjoyed this one https://t.co/Toi5pi4qjvMy cartoon in the current @SeaChildMag #comix #cartoon #toddlers https://t.co/YGYsjdpAXk
Retweeted by Brett HamilMy cartoon in the new @SeaChildMag! 👀 #comix #cartoon https://t.co/N6mv52rQ7C
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @thewiskthestaff It takes low-info people a while to let shit sink in. But public sentiment is lemming-like. Near t… https://t.co/AdnQ6s8tyMGet it Bernard https://t.co/luF1JNzSj4"Voters have rejected candidates who peddled more sweeps and more police. I think you can say the sweeps candidates… https://t.co/mVo9BFwnQE
Retweeted by Brett HamilSaturday! The party we couldn’t have on election night. I will be sharing some EXPLOSIVE leaked documents that have… https://t.co/CFVEpKy21hPrecious little doggy. This is how Merle acted when we brought him home too 😭 https://t.co/j8gJ0IClli.@BurlDirkman gives a presentation on "What Your Choice of Screw Drive Says About You." Part 1: Torx (Star Drive) https://t.co/jE0C6UP3x7
Retweeted by Brett Hamilthis isn't just your funniest smartest friend on twitter. this is a sitting member of congress. savage https://t.co/vxVsbkf1oEonce on the @Shad0wC0uncil we voted to make all cops in seattle wear this hat instead of riot gear to every protest https://t.co/70TzkTCXRI @BurlDirkman Part 2: The Robertson https://t.co/1tXzoZ5Ong.@BurlDirkman gives a presentation on "What Your Choice of Screw Drive Says About You." Part 1: Torx (Star Drive) https://t.co/jE0C6UP3x7
11/15
2019
Good opportunity to consolidate your Fuck offs https://t.co/yrhmBmdEZHRecycle reuse https://t.co/kQBKWLb3bZAmerica's national pastime should be Women's powerlifting.
Retweeted by Brett HamilWe sold a lot of tickets yesterday, esp considering the show is 4 months away! https://t.co/33vSnXVcfRThis is good. It’s wild to consider @MLKLabor threw their support behind 2 candidates who didn’t even make it out o… https://t.co/4R4UBQZ9apJoe Biden came out in favor of municipal broadband, if that thundering fuckhead can do it every single other damn candidate canFROM THE VAULT: A while back I tried to deal with my road rage https://t.co/aACwMQDgj1
Retweeted by Brett HamilDOGS https://t.co/i8tSPlqVIDHaha https://t.co/3RZKvPoOMitonight was a great Joketellers Union @ClockOutLounge, looking at what we've got booked thru the holiday season the… https://t.co/JUnTIZMi2g @loganb @QAGreenways Shaun Scott wouldve been open to it @loganb @QAGreenways Alex Pedersen will never allow thatWe become more human when my family cares about your family and your family cares about my family.
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @wakiyan7 @VoteSawant Hell yeah! Looking fwd to celebratingNOTE: I will be telling some post-election jokes at the @VoteSawant VICTORY PARTY this Saturday at Washington Hall.… https://t.co/13BEMJdkH4
11/14
2019
Washington State Penitentiary staff are handing this to prisoners entering solitary at IMU North. This ridiculous s… https://t.co/BmFW4ZCbM6
Retweeted by Brett HamilMay all beings be at peace with both favourable and adverse conditions.
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @BrettHamil @SeattleProcess The link is there now and it worked! Tix bought! Super excited to laugh and learn at… https://t.co/YF11U1vU5D
Retweeted by Brett HamilGrab em up! https://t.co/33vSnXVcfRAYO! Joketellers Union @ClockOutLounge is TONIGHT with me, @emmettfungomery @BurlDirkman @OregonTrailJSA @ingletimehttps://t.co/Y70V3D2IS9This is exactly what my evangelical parents were afraid would happen when I went to a secular liberal arts college https://t.co/HQ9nygJo4a @BrittneyBush Oh wow ok thxIm at work and haven’t been able to follow the budget meeting—any word on the municipal broadband SLI? (iirc it was agenda item 40)Make sure to include this expense in your final campaign disclosure report https://t.co/aoJ6I3QH0C @spekulation Lewis is a prosecutor. Strauss was a Bagshaw adviser. There’s plenty not to get excited about!Tickets are now on sale for the next @SeattleProcess MARCH 13!! The past few have sold tf out so buy em now and giv… https://t.co/ylNEYWHXNy.@BurlDirkman talks about the time he tried to buy some Yoo-hoo from the corner store https://t.co/Jdjy1eCbOJ
Retweeted by Brett HamilJust watched the Egan Orion concession video, must suck to get fucked over by corporations
Retweeted by Brett Hamilbernie's rad folksi watch videos of bernie talking or shooting hoops or jogging through an airport terminal as avidly as i watch sk8… https://t.co/OluUV46WzH @timthebearjew let's set a bunch of frogs and crickets loose, dude! @timthebearjew there's a landscape designer down the alley who introduced frogs to his little pond. they stopped cr… https://t.co/eJXHfrYgnVI moved here from FL almost 20 years ago and the lack of outdoor bug noises is still shocking to me sometimes @BrettHamil I guess I missed him at the press conference with the current council members and candidates who opposed the Amazon $$$ drop.
Retweeted by Brett HamilI guess what he’s saying is that Amazon...monopolized the electoral conversation. hmJust watched the Egan Orion concession video, must suck to get fucked over by corporationstfw u forgot to tell voters you’d tax wealthy corporations https://t.co/FIezP61J18i see the white house is proving its lack of affinity to white nationalism by .... going to all out war against the… https://t.co/MbJZ2sK5nR
Retweeted by Brett Hamil @droctopu5 Not sure that means anything in local elections. There’s pink hats out here advocating for forced work camps n shitA socialist Black millennial who can quote Shabazz Palaces at will got over 15k votes in a district that includes L… https://t.co/PMxioV5RF6
11/13
2019
@editaurus The City Arts copy editor LOLing in the office while proofing my print column earned me more creative le… https://t.co/k3f4PPpZWPThere’s a special place in hell for theatre people who talk thru comedy showsSneak peek of @BurlDirkman’s presentation for JOKETELLERS tmrw for you personality quiz fans https://t.co/5yvcjOEdqQ @amstillion @Spiteful_Crow Yes because the corporate establishment didn’t like him. I know him & Kshama personally,… https://t.co/mT6DO87OeLThis could us but Durkan loves Comcast money https://t.co/0tMhOOP4DZ @Spiteful_Crow Yeah it was bullshit. Probably cuz he did stuff like this 😆😜 https://t.co/PN56r0yLC4Just a few more hours to make some calls! I’m told they have been getting a lot of calls & emails. Let’s make it co… https://t.co/zS5gOI4vsC @Spiteful_Crow What do U mean? McGinn was good
11/12
2019

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