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Writer: Secret Life of Pets, Minions, Puss in Boots, Hop. Next: Pets 2, Minions 2. Also Toy Academy from @scholastic get it here

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I think my mid-life crisis might be a return to self publishing.If you say BEETLEJUICE a fourth time he makes you a smoothieDear @Disneyland you should sell dusted Avengers are ice cream toppings. @ChrisEvans NICE what movie is thisMy pal has to get surgery done very soon and as you can imagine, that’s super stressful. He’s opening up commission…
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Retweeted by Brian LynchMueller Report’s Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score now dipping into the low 20s @joshgad @lorenbouchard I read up on it and it sounds awesome. I cannot wait. Congratulations. @pattonoswalt @JordanPeele Yes but have you seen HACKERSA MONTH IN THE SHELTER AND THEN THE END. Rico dies tomorrow unless there’s a NYC-area foster or adopter or our $ pl…
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@joshgad WAIT WHAT IS THIS. I love the character designs. Googling now.RECUT THE SNYDER LEASEAxel Foley's best friend Jenny lives in Beverly Hills yet he visited that city at least TWO TIMES after they were r… know, @Schwarzenegger @jamieleecurtis and @elizadushku could make a pretty great spy family in TRUER LIES. @samfickman It was terrible @samfickman I did, in seventh grade.SUPER relieved to learn our president is 100 percent good nowGonna go with THE OFFICE @CamelToad Rocky III Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Alien 3YES @ed_solomon @JuddApatow Don’t knock him, gave you seen his movies THE 40 YEAR OLD VERSION, KNOCKED OUT, “FUNNY” PEO… is the greatest. @bucms Yep! Ask away! @TheEricGoldman It was! I saw it on the script cover
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Retweeted by Brian LynchI SO want to make a comic or animated movie about this guy coming back to modern times and dealing with peoples pre… I don’t know what to do, but doing nothing definitely isn’t the answer. for yourself. The worst case scenario: At least one person will like it.🙂
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@ClassicGIJoe If I could make this card back into a poster I would.Don’t do drugs, kids. Not even once. @MJMcKean I would like to option this name.Whaaaaaa @DancesWithTamis @JosephWhitfield @thx3188 @DerickArmijo Ah thanks so much! And thank your kids for me, please! @MikeyPanik Let me help you with something: he did. @thx3188 @DerickArmijo You’re okWhen Dana yelled “nobody cares” I knew that take was going to be in the movie. @thx3188 @DerickArmijo The star of the movie, Jason Patric @dashiell @MPG If you guys need help, setting up chairs, anything, I’m thereLife is hard. It helps to talk it out.
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Retweeted by Brian Lynch @rodneyrothman @HaileeSteinfeld @VuduFans She was in my sons two favorite movies of 2018petition to make Sam Elliot read the audiobook version of the Mueller Report
Retweeted by Brian LynchHorrible take, Barbra Streisand when the BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY soundtrack featured a song that had samples from the movie that includ…
@scottderrickson I agree with you. In a lot of ways, I'm a human Mueller Report, as people always judge me based o… the Rotten Tomatoes Audience Rating for the Mueller Report is in the 40s @BHMatter Gotcha. Well, either way, your tweet made me go and order IMARO.My...bad? ready for ROBERT MUELLER'S DAY OFF @JensenKarp I thought that for years, and then I watched them a few days apart last year. Brother, I was and you are wrong. @michaelianblack Leave? Tweet? Hide?I wonder if the Mueller report will have anything REALLY explosive in it, like Donald Trump standing in front of re…
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Bill Hader. @ScottWamplerBMD ALIEN 3 was the first ALIEN movie I saw. It's great. And that opening fanfare dirge is fantastic. @CamelToad OR that I'm under the bed