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On-camera political host & fmr managing editor @OccupyDemocrats, fmr contributor @HuffPost. Instagram @briantylercohen.

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Joined Twitter 1/5/12


Imagine being a Republican and shredding the Constitution for a guy running on cheap light bulbs and toilet flushin… https://t.co/kPR5qSoeYaI HAVE TO FLUSH 10 TIMES, 15 TIMES https://t.co/NgL4vDXsmiMaybe he should lay off the fast food so that “many people” wouldn’t have to flush so many times. https://t.co/Vc2WiGhujGOh. Unfortunately, Saudis have carte blanche when it comes to killing Americans and American residents under this a… https://t.co/XjoI7P8WxB @kyledcheney Crimes. He’s doing crimes.And world hunger would be solved and everyone would be rich and Firefly would still be on the air and 9/11 would’ve… https://t.co/qNQ4xik77o @realDonaldTrump But I’m assuming “extremely credible sources” are still okay. https://t.co/dMM5kAjjjMMaybe Kimmel can go for a new record and swing $33 million.Christ, @Lin_Manuel just... do something about this. https://t.co/7Yxah7ucgBNot sure what this means, but if past Fox hosts are any indication, it sounds like Kimmel's gonna end up with quite… https://t.co/HSMvTTRNMm @FLOTUS can you help us? https://t.co/uMJEUcMH53
Retweeted by Brian Tyler Cohen"This impeachment process is historical. How do you want to be remembered as part of it?" @SpeakerPelosi: "As part… https://t.co/Z51fJbjauJ
12/6
2019
@realDonaldTrump And do not worry conservatives, I DID NOT INVOKE THE NAME OF HIS LAST CHILD, AS I KNOW HOW THE MER… https://t.co/bOPEOQLZtXHey @realDonaldTrump I know how much you hate corruption, you might want to take a look at this. https://t.co/763g1w8NGSI know how important family names are to you https://t.co/i5Y8PnmyGI
Retweeted by Brian Tyler CohenWe could've bolstered healthcare but Republicans spent our tax dollars on this impenetrable wall instead. Way to g… https://t.co/aS9Mohpdiq @RepDaveWilliams @realDonaldTrump Thought so. @RepDaveWilliams @realDonaldTrump Hey Congressman, do you think presidents should be allowed to condition legally a… https://t.co/Wolpor4lkrAgain, @SpeakerPelosi is Exhibit A in the case against term limits. https://t.co/kurc6kN3V8
Retweeted by Brian Tyler Cohen @realDonaldTrump I really can’t get over the fact that the “evangelical hero” who paid off a porn star for sex whil… https://t.co/1lpzS3JpWgDonald Trump doubting someone else’s faith. Irony dying a slow, miserable death today. https://t.co/hqhjZYJr63 @realDonaldTrump Donald Trump doubting someone else’s faith. Irony dying a slow, miserable death today.“Do you hate the president?” Pelosi: “I don’t hate anybody… And as a Catholic, I resent your using the word ‘hate’… https://t.co/0F1CdyZ8jBCan someone please help me find Melania’s tweet condemning the GOP, including her husband, for attacking Greta Thun… https://t.co/oJuwkVUXXT @JoeBiden Perfect. We don’t need to convince anyone just how inept Trump is— let him do it all by himself.“You absolutely cannot mention Barron Trump’s name in public! He’s a minor!” -Republicans, on an endless loop, all day long
12/5
2019
@charliekirk11 lmao Professor Karlan said, "The Constitution doesn’t allow titles of nobility. The president can na… https://t.co/Y0n2oRhIj9 @FLOTUS All this feigned outrage because Professor Karlan said, "The Constitution doesn’t allow titles of nobility.… https://t.co/wUgLNBYEg1All this feigned outrage because Professor Karlan said, "The Constitution doesn’t allow titles of nobility. The pre… https://t.co/D2SJovmsCOSo Matt Gaetz tries to catch Professor Feldman in a gotcha moment and ends up allowing him to make an even more con… https://t.co/fiEAMGFTZi @AdamParkhomenko Evergreen tweet.Are Republicans still clutching their pearls and having fainting spells over the fact that someone made a pun with the word "baron"? @WaysandMeansGOP @GOP How about McConnell starts with the 250+ bills that are already languishing in the Senate?Hannity, Ingraham, Tucker... "I watched a lot of OTHER legal scholars." Just kill me now. https://t.co/FK7wC7VcDuGet it now? https://t.co/srVAShov2J @GOP uh this is literally exactly how you impeach a president“If what we’re talking about is not impeachable, then nothing is impeachable. This is precisely the misconduct the… https://t.co/KOOxSHxSobDidn’t realize Trump was at “pull the fire alarm” desperate. https://t.co/60kco92ASXYou're 53-years-old @Liz_Cheney. Grow up. https://t.co/1kkBXR4VY9
Retweeted by Brian Tyler CohenWho among us hasn't forgotten what we've spoken about with indicted criminals on a range of phone calls regarding a… https://t.co/07s9o2dods
Retweeted by Brian Tyler CohenWho among us hasn't forgotten what we've spoken about with indicted criminals on a range of phone calls regarding a… https://t.co/07s9o2dodsThAnKs To TrUmP tHe wOrLd ReSpEcTs Us AgAiN https://t.co/pRj9j7dvf6You're 53-years-old @Liz_Cheney. Grow up. https://t.co/1kkBXR4VY9
12/4
2019
@realDonaldTrump You’ll see her soon enough when she becomes your worst nightmare in the Senate Judiciary Committee. @TomFitton @RudyGiuliani @realDonaldTrump Can someone tell the guy who runs “Judicial Watch” what a subpoena is?Except of course for Morrison and Volker, both of whom were called by Republicans. https://t.co/2b4y7a71Ze @KamalaHarris Guess who now has a clear schedule to be Trump's worst nightmare on the Senate Judiciary Committee.Guess who now has a clear schedule to be Trump's worst nightmare on the Senate Judiciary Committee.The lollipop guild thinks Kamala sounds weird. https://t.co/wDd4awN4DK @benshapiro Dude's diet consists of helium and he's on here with some hack comedy about Kamala & the Joker. @benshapiro Did... Ben Shapiro... just try to make fun of... how someone else... sounds? @thegoodgodabove @jules_su I believe the internet lingo is simply "first."BUT IT'S NOT CLOSE TO THE AIRPORT https://t.co/ekoO7g4xbzHinting that Trump won't leave office without a fight. https://t.co/gYMSPh1ysGDoesn’t matter if the entire world was for Hillary. Only *one* country orchestrated a top-down, large scale campaig… https://t.co/cUK44Q0hsT @Elex_Michaelson @realDonaldTrump Abe Lincoln would be a Republican today in the same way that Trump wrote his own book.
12/3
2019
@realDonaldTrump The president of the United States' dismal grasp on how our government functions will never cease to amaze me.With @GovernorBullock dropping out of the 2020 presidential race, this might be a good time to remind everyone that… https://t.co/F1Rab0aIuy @realDonaldTrump Literally not what he said at all. https://t.co/lMoLFJaB9SDon't fall for it. They're indiscriminately holding back aid to other countries to retroactively justify their hold… https://t.co/MPQSY1DgQh @KellyannePolls That Trump DID seek Ukraine's help makes this quite the incredible self-own.That Trump DID seek Ukraine's help makes this quite the incredible self-own. https://t.co/3CoYsNukP0 @gtconway3d Finally.Oh shit, it's finally happened. https://t.co/lwHpZukrrnIt's actually *news* when Republicans consider taking responsibility for their own crimes. https://t.co/6y71x2LnV7Well I guess that settles that! https://t.co/91pbzUA2VxLook who conveniently loves NATO now after spending 3 years trying to undermine it. https://t.co/LSzFqeKcKw @realDonaldTrump Look who conveniently loves NATO after spending 3 years trying to undermine it. @RudyGiuliani @SteveHiltonx Then testify under oath. @realDonaldTrump 2:30am and the president of the United States is reposting his own tweets in a desperate attempt t… https://t.co/1x1FQJGH3hRemember a month ago when the Republican Party was pretending that Trump wasn't getting due process... only to refu… https://t.co/YC2pOInJMjRepublicans: There is no due process! Trump doesn't have the chance to defend himself! Democrats: Okay, Trump is i… https://t.co/nng5x929NY
12/2
2019
Oh are we done pretending that Lincoln would've been a Republican if he was alive today then? https://t.co/a2vBxHEH5hWatch every second of this. https://t.co/AAz6UPX2QV @DonaldJTrumpJr @HudsonBooks Probably because the RNC bought up all the copies to prop up book sales.Probably because the RNC bought up all the copies to prop up book sales. https://t.co/KzwOGFcebyHe used the term squad goals to brag about his own father agreeing to have dinner with him https://t.co/AzmtCzz0Nq
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12/1
2019
Wonder why. https://t.co/AxTXFdCedH
11/30
2019
@TaylorLorenz RIP TikTok 2019-2019I really do try hard to see through the media narrative that Eric is the dumb one but he makes it so, so difficult. https://t.co/MwFqxpxvF6 @BillOReilly same. https://t.co/fBAGA3QmLwGaetz, defending Trump for releasing the aid only AFTER hearing the complaint: "Ed, if you're ever accused of holdi… https://t.co/jo8j09NwlvGotta love Don Jr's book bulk ordered by his dad's sycophants to artificially pad his sales so it lands on the NYT… https://t.co/049t1JWf24
11/28
2019
Is that Trump's colon? https://t.co/oPG39aqwWi
Retweeted by Brian Tyler Cohen @RudyGiuliani Highlighting Trump’s inability to enact legislation to own the libs.Highlighting Trump’s inability to enact legislation to own the libs. https://t.co/f3wKgFvdcgOverheard from under the bus: https://t.co/gxHSTCWkchMeanwhile, a black guy had the cops called on him today because he looked suspicious carrying packages in a neighbo… https://t.co/QS4i3WTTMo @kenklippenstein And so close to the holidays... damn.Imagine how disappointed he’s going to be when he finds out Rocky fought AGAINST the Russian. https://t.co/UUlTpbI1FqIs there— is there another Donald Trump...? https://t.co/hcpSsX6RcMI'm guessing Jim Jordan just closed his eyes and left the room by force of habit. https://t.co/ZM4wTOOYQZ @realDonaldTrump The difference being that Rocky actually beats the Russian.Not only was Rudy in talks with Ukrainian prosecutor Yuri Lutsenko to carry out his extortion scheme against Joe Bi… https://t.co/rP8N0Pr4SrSeems like yesterday that Trump told the entire world that he was thankful for himself on Thanksgiving. https://t.co/aK3itHbih8 @DevinNunes Weird he didn't go with beef.When you get discharged from Walter Reed too soon. https://t.co/UUlTpbI1Fq @realDonaldTrump When you get discharged from Walter Reed too soon.Maybe they discharged him from Walter Reed a little too soon. https://t.co/Se4NUmfJglHey maybe that's why he called Gordon Sondland screaming "no quid pro quo!" out of nowhere??? https://t.co/xQKOpl2zru
11/27
2019

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