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Kiwi girl exploring the world.

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Joined Twitter 8/25/11


The @British_Airways team have well and truly mucked up my flights home to NZ and it’s not even due to Covid 🤦🏽‍♀️
10/13
2020
Packing up my room to move back to NZ - WOW 😭
9/27
2020
@Bandsintown @SGLewis_ Will let you guys off so long as you listen to SG on repeat today! 🙌🏼❤️
9/4
2020
Way to rub salt to the wound @Bandsintown @SGLewis_ 😭😭 https://t.co/PfoZYYbJzc @SGLewis_ on repeat ALLL DAY today, while I cry about the fact I would have been seeing him tomorrow night 😭😭😭
9/3
2020
Me for sure https://t.co/23Gp2Yn8tt
8/30
2020
Uber Eats driver just told me to enjoy my meal and I said “You too” 🤦🏽‍♀️
8/25
2020
Move over Lizzie, we got our own queen 👑 https://t.co/DOov0BcUZ5
8/14
2020
when the clubs open back up but everyone forgot how to dance https://t.co/zT1Qaubjfc
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8/4
2020
10th November ✈️🏡
8/3
2020
Jacinda Adern: Stop the New Zealand government breaking human rights by charging for quarantine arrivals - Sign the… https://t.co/1eZcu6puKs
7/20
2020
2020 was gonna be yeehaw 🤠 But rn it feels kinda yeenaw 😰
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7/15
2020
When will 2020 say sike and give me my life back
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7/4
2020
@SGLewis_ Can we please get a sneak preview through a drunken insta live again? 🙏🏼
6/15
2020
Minneapolis Police Department: Justice For George Floyd - SIGN IT! https://t.co/pdKCh1l08O via @Change
6/3
2020
Rewatching @parov_stelar at @szigetofficial 2018 and MY GOD WHAT A SHOW 🕺🏽Waited 24 hours for the National Lottery app to work again after getting an email saying I’d won a prize. It was £2… https://t.co/U0V4jgiqFM
5/7
2020
Relive all the best moments from #BeatTheChasers 😂 @ITVChase @BradleyWalsh @MarkLabbett @TheShaunWallace… https://t.co/DDpPjJti7V
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5/5
2020
Literally scream at the TV during every episode of Beat The Chasers when someone is so close to winning 🤯@ITV
5/1
2020
Never seen so many people sign up to @Strava at once before 😂🏃🏽‍♀️🙏🏼 https://t.co/5170htdJv7
4/23
2020
Dorothy Mini Egg 🕺🏽 https://t.co/99147cWqYJFuck. Legit just thought I’d won £5,000.00 until I saw the missing bluey 😭 https://t.co/9FnldxgTpe
4/18
2020
Dad is apparently on “gardening leave”. His business is closed and he’s had plenty of time to perfect his garden at home 🙌🏼 #dadjoke
4/17
2020
"Never odd or even" spelled backwards is still "Never odd or even."
Retweeted by Britta van Uden @SGLewis_ M8888 we need your insta live back! @simoneelewis missed it and it’s a must see 🔥🔥
4/16
2020
@SGLewis_ getting me through the lockdown #evenwithbrokenchairs
4/11
2020
Hey @ThreeUK is this you or a scammer? 🤷🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/eGXJgzn20y
4/9
2020
I’m my own favourite companyJust drunk a bottle of rosé and watched 4 episodes of Love is Blind #notmadatallAm I the only person who doesn’t find Tik Tok entertaining? Like, one little bit ...
4/2
2020
🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/nbVaxjtD5vWhen will the posts about group video chats end ... ?
3/27
2020
Are we putting bras on today or nah?
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3/26
2020
Have we tried putting 2020 in rice yet?
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3/18
2020
@AklTransport to a tee.... wait 3 mins past when the bus is due, decide to walk, 2 mins later the bus cruises past… https://t.co/5xL98Jttem
3/6
2020
You know you’re in NZ when you’ve got a loud lone cricket squawking in your garage 🦗
3/2
2020
Wow, why’d no one tell me how shit @ChipotleUK is ? 🤷🏽‍♀️
1/31
2020
❤️❤️ https://t.co/7opkQHuQvA
1/22
2020
Is it bad to eat a whole tub of hummus?!?
1/14
2020
Okay can’t sleep, way too much to think about #goddam
1/10
2019
@BBCR1 @SGLewis_ 🙌🏼
12/27
2019
meanwhile in africa https://t.co/vwoNgRgr79
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12/17
2019
@SGLewis_ @Spotify Yaaa boiiiii SG 😍🕺🏽🎶 https://t.co/4Z41QnLMIRAbsolute gold https://t.co/UgXJVzVKMu
12/5
2019
Literally been waiting a year to see @parov_stelar again and get to do it tomorrow... on my birthdaaayyy 🕺🏽🎶Yeah this guy needs to be shipped somewhere far away https://t.co/45RqBEaq8A
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12/3
2019
Happy Sirius Black Friday
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11/29
2019
this has been troubling me for some time & so i am just going to say it: "james" is a short name already, why are… https://t.co/B9VvpaLqT8
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11/18
2019
@SGLewis_ getting me through a shitty ass day 🙌🏼🥰
11/4
2019
Sad times when your colleague tell you on a Friday night “have a great weekend, see you in 60 hours” 😫Dead 😂😂 https://t.co/1YKZevjcpI
11/1
2019
#NZLvENG https://t.co/4d0A8nTb6p
Retweeted by Britta van UdenFuuuuuuck. Came out of a 9am appt expecting the ABs to be up 😭😭
10/26
2019
Can @Apple make low battery power mode a permanent thing because my battery suuuucks
10/9
2019
What. A. Try. @AllBlacks ✨🔥💯 #RWC2019 #NZLvNAM https://t.co/XIo41KSWmT
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10/7
2019
Any chance we can introduce the word “to” to British people??? #doesmyheadin
10/4
2019
Yeeeeeeooowwww 🕺🏽 https://t.co/QaEJiFnPEU
10/3
2019
❤️❤️ https://t.co/5UN1EtciVI
9/6
2019
❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/mTjnf6Ucfm
9/4
2019
Everyone shut the fuck up and watch this video of some calves thinking they have to jump over the white line https://t.co/qaKO05qoT4
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8/25
2019
Time for a career change? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
8/22
2019
Ok ok I’m obsessed with you @_elderbrook 😍🙌🏼
8/9
2019
Nothing better than being in a random cafe in Europe and overhearing a guy with a thick kiwi accent say “Yeah, it’s… https://t.co/UchRk19j3Z
8/8
2019
Bye bye rain 👋🏼 https://t.co/wxLctIfd2wThe panic in me when I had just put a load of washing on, with the jumper I was wearing, and then couldn’t find my… https://t.co/AGP0J4LFT7
8/4
2019
The worst thing about travelling is the idiots with their suitcases 😵
7/28
2019
At least Mum’s happy we’re off to Dublin!And an angry man being told to get off the plane 🤦🏽‍♀️No headphones and a crying baby on the phone 😵
7/22
2019
I GET TO SEE MY MUM TODAY 😭😭😭
7/21
2019
Just noticed the second hand on the clock on an iPhone moves?!???
7/20
2019
A friend of mine in Canada recently gave birth to a beautiful little girl. I asked my Dad to buy a little Kiwi for… https://t.co/kKUWyPPfGz
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7/19
2019
Guess I’m getting back the overtime I never thought I’d see again 😂Woke up at 9.15am, meant to be at work at 9.00am 😳
7/16
2019
And it could quite possibly be the best timing ever 🥺MY MUM GETS HERE IN ONE WEEK 😍
7/14
2019
So mums on her way over to this side of the world and I AM SO EXCITED but also did not get a mention in her status… https://t.co/zhNN7bT0BZ @ejgoodhew Haha I am@sure he will end up there a couple times!!!
7/4
2019
@lizzo is everything we need in this world right now 🙌🏼
7/1
2019
Love island is losing out on so much content from favouring influencers and models. Where ma call centre chicks at,… https://t.co/1Lk0IrHlSd
Retweeted by Britta van UdenMums going away for 3 weeks and has frozen a whole lot of meals for Dad so he doesn’t go hungry - now that’s what I… https://t.co/RQzXQvBG8A‘Higher Love’ with Whitney Houston is out now! Hope you guys love this one as much as I do! 🎶… https://t.co/SUmxQiIHr6
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6/28
2019
Im 28 years old and live on the other side of the work and Mum is still concerned about my sleeping 😂😊 https://t.co/VZcdzJgVfz
6/26
2019
Yes boy! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/rsExipfJggONE MONTH TIL I SEE MY MUM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
6/21
2019
This 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/zLajmZfTjlwhy do all hair salons have mirrors. i don’t want to see me for that long. let the professionals do their thing usi… https://t.co/sxVZ6NSiWf
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6/18
2019
It’s Saturday night and I’ve been watching Trinkets and cleaning my room - what the hell 🤷🏽‍♀️Can’t complain thought cuz that was coming from our house growing up 😵 https://t.co/MwsvltO4QsBuilders hammering next door on a Saturday morning 😭😭 @JediTimbob @sockless_blonde Just as clueless about the rest of the world as Americans sometimes 😂😂😬😬 @sockless_blonde @JediTimbob Haha she was actually from the UK, for once!Told a lady I was from NZ and she said “New zealand, is that like South Africa? Like shrimp on the barbie?” 🤦🏽‍♀️
6/15
2019
Hahaha the worst https://t.co/xenBnH3Yga
6/13
2019
i have never once meant “ducking”
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6/9
2019
Fizzing for Mums arrival 😍😍😍 forty six days to go !!!!
6/6
2019

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