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Journalist/Comedian/Frankenstein American. 6'7" Guy w/ Love to Spare and Anger to Rent. He/Him. File complaints to our support team @viv_kane.

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Joined Twitter 11/11/10

☠️☠️🍬 FLESH BREATH / DEAD WE COME ☠️☠️🍬 @Jeremy_Danner @TheFastPitch no there are just 3 me'sI’m-a Wario; I’m-a gonna be depressed
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;)’re never gonna see actual viewer/box office data again in our lifetimes. @porcelain72 This development, is new, to me.That way lies madness fail to understand how a man as brilliant and in touch with the people as *checks notes* the inventor of Soylent… morning exchange with @kylegaddo TIME TO SHINE
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@t3dy It's Hades and it is v fun. @FizFashizzle Hades on Switch @taylorcocke im insulting a guy who cant drive a truck @grmartin yes that's trueI have not played a non-casual video game in months, because of work commitments. Viv went on a trip and blasted th… fuckin bob seger song did a 8800 Blue Lick Road speedrun already lmao
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