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Journalist/Comedian/Frankenstein American. 6'7" Guy w/ Love to Spare and Anger to Rent. He/Him. File complaints to our support team @viv_kane.

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Joined Twitter 11/11/10


@wearyourshaydes Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @wearyourshaydes UnacceptableYou know what I can make in 24 hours? Half of a podcast. Not the whole thing, just like half. Sometimes a sandwich. https://t.co/EaluEzvFTT @LabSplice Me becoming an editor: whooooopsMy grandfather (center) had huge David Lynch energy in med school. I can almost hear him yelling “COOP!” https://t.co/7H9l17Ga83Me when Barstool steals content. https://t.co/VRojiqsz8mCan you imagine a crueler fate than having your own wiki page and having (gamer) next to your name? https://t.co/Z9ZX5yJiM8 @Also_Wolfman .... Ry.Meltdown May #1 Kam, baby https://t.co/qEOdkP6qwvHi. I am in this, doing my best GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN voice. You should listen. It's fun. https://t.co/myFOJcuZDR
Retweeted by Brock WilburSomehow missed that this was happening and now I need to watch the whole thing. https://t.co/dEF0c91vaoThis....✊🏼💪🏻😍 @sleafordmods https://t.co/arorGykK5l
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5/27
2020
@Snacpack LolBut I do. https://t.co/Sq8a9RUedl.... goddamn... https://t.co/C9OL03PdSC @tyunsell Lol that’ll get you a couple top notch well done steaks with ketchup I guess @jaredlholt I just keep re-reading it like I'm missing something??? @samred No i feel like I can't read. I just keep re-reading it, looking for an explanation as to what this is suppo… https://t.co/0dIppYOn0nI just got mail from the IRS. Is this... Donald Trump making it look like I'm getting second stimulus check? I got… https://t.co/U9K5jsZ1aW @Snacpack god damn. @TheBlackNerd @tauriqmoosa lol asking for abs is actually the funnier thing to mock. im just now seeing that reply.the banhammer must deliver on this promise https://t.co/ixYSr9irZ6hey this is gonna rule and ive always wanted to see more of rachel's improv. mark this in your calendar, im sure it… https://t.co/baljqPSrKh @TheBlackNerd this should be the same site @TheBlackNerd ohdeer men: what is stopping you from looking like this https://t.co/LUWQR2BRORwell, didn't expect that https://t.co/iMLnStT2z6.@brockwilbur and @nathanrabin's new book has me watching YouTube walkthroughs of POSTAL '97 and - gasp - contempla… https://t.co/TuHMrN28kz
Retweeted by Brock WilburThis is a press releasing trying to set up Skype interviews with "experts" regarding people fleeing coronavirus sta… https://t.co/gNVfQ8fH63Feel like it’s not the time for applause. That’s just me. https://t.co/MzidLSYe8D @KyleOrl Oh my god I’m so sorry @Cudgalactica Well this dude used em all upThey’re just gonna broadcast peloton classes on ESPN now. Sports! https://t.co/D6aefJCiR9 @NEwertKrocker Trello can do these things. @NEwertKrocker Trello is my go to. @TheBlackNerd thats so much funnier war some of the time? and part of everyday?limp bizkit's "Take A Look Around" or gtfo https://t.co/cfUtcBmPlg @TheBlackNerd its a great thursday lyric @BookishPlinko thiccccccc @TheKamdyman kam i cannot express how hard i knew you were gonna pick this @TKhatesyou i don't know what you want me to do about 9/11 budtag yourself im the belt of orion having the same number of stars as buildings in the world trade center complexIt's 11am and this is the third book-length essay about conspiracies that I've gotten at my work email. At least th… https://t.co/qWqdcqhLsj @imranzomg It is the light gun version of Rage. https://t.co/aMe039rMGSVoting for New York's mask PSA competition is over. This ad didn't win, but it should have won. https://t.co/5hZef1KPxB @jzcamp why didnt cigarettes exist in that world @ThatSamWinkler @aaronlinde The pond's algorithm kept pushing Shitty the Duck towards the swamp. @michelmcbride i was confused the first time i read it for obvious reasons and then all i could think of was the bv… https://t.co/clXdizJ0oo @liamtwose @spacecampgf @TeamPYG @PitchYaGame oh hell yes ivy @greengoodnight ive have never wanted to buy someone a beer more for like nine reasonsheadin into tuesday like https://t.co/fe2HJWCkRI @mcsweeneys @FuckboisOfLit @mistertodd @lizaledwards i support this good boytrevor does fun spooky work in an unfun spooky time https://t.co/GwNiF1WrSB @Jeremy_Danner never mentioned this before but i appreciate it each and every time i hear you publicly admit to hav… https://t.co/i1JyLQ2ZGAI hope that the result of this Amy Cooper disaster is that everyone does sprawling profiles of THE MOST INTERESTING… https://t.co/CKe5aUBsZ5your move AOC https://t.co/rtkRGo45uH
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5/26
2020
@Sean8UrSon Nice @Sean8UrSon What is this pleasehttps://t.co/TqKWecMgi8 @rajandelman people have some strong feelings on these 17 ice cream jams. @BindzBrain i was gonna send you this tweet and then i saw you were the one who sent it @Andrew_Ervin Thank you friend @ZeroDoxy Hi thanks this meant a lot to me
5/25
2020
My dad’s lifelong best friend and my faux-uncle stopped breathing this morning. T.R. was the artist I always wished… https://t.co/SfVk5STaGc @NEwertKrocker just the line "who reads books about submarines" ... "my dad" just fucking slays me. its my grandfat… https://t.co/cJ7QdRwhH1 @prosateuse im v upset by how accurate this is @NEwertKrocker have you seen the insurance ad running on tv where a guy just explains how you are turning into your parents?Brock Liberalfascism is my drag name. https://t.co/i2UDZchksX @whitneyarner he good at do sing @ruzkin oh just the pitch is cool but whatever you have to send, then send? happy to help with the whole shebangMy wife and I saw this is at @LargoLosAngeles and it caused us to get engaged @PFTompkins https://t.co/FT4EFGYWWs @ruzkin brock@thepitchkc.com send it on over @SuperBentendo dm awayYou looking for a Netflix show right now? BORDERLINE. It's The Office beat for beat but British and oh shit it goes… https://t.co/HeoQGft6chHi. Tell me what book you're trying to sell this year. I'll put you in touch with any publisher/editor I know that… https://t.co/OSBeB2LenE @tinkybwinky @TheFastPitch Thank you
5/24
2020
last year i was running cooking competitions for @TheFastPitch and now i'm running @TheFastPitch https://t.co/UjgYgNIa8m @ArmyStrang come live in our backyardSaturday https://t.co/H0ZMcayjMO @LockedMike My wife has been murdered by youThe new season of Caring Into The Void has been going exceptionally well. I'd really like it if you dipped your toe… https://t.co/1Qxdui1IeY @ExecutiveArea @viv_kane @theferocity the piece explains that?I just stumbled across this beautiful essay by @theferocity and it echos so much about my feelings on leaving LA fo… https://t.co/LWlZD7Cqjw
Retweeted by Brock Wilbur @staceyoristano ...... this was an incredibly good tweet. @staceyoristano https://t.co/i6vsuJXMUNviv called Crash the Love Actually of racism and i am cackling why did we do this @TorontoDog good boy. wrong but good. @kylefandrews i wish but they would have mentioned at least one other actor @ChrisPeleoLazar that movie is functional @aRobertsg oh no. the vivarium. @KRobertMarlo it is and it makes me want to watch it too @pscottrussell yup but it didnt gotta be @SusanArendt nailed it @staceyoristano is Eisenberg in that??? @eligit nailed it @Mejwell just called Crash a "david cage ass movie" and I am cackling @Mejwell flawlessViv has taught Bernstein to get off of her desk and to sit on command just by giving him tiny amounts of string che… https://t.co/64sw1GrDGhquar plans are the snyder cut of being alive
5/23
2020

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