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@DogsWithPogs Damn near left the building @DogsWithPogs Witness protection program @DogsWithPogs Vin Baker's face https://t.co/R8D6DvAgNr @whatmaddness Artesian, well, waterThis is an absolute cinematic masterpiece: the visuals, the sound, the push, the throw, the hit, the celebration ev… https://t.co/BSLS7cOZYS
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Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerLet’s. Go. https://t.co/RYBTm5qUT3
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker“One day at a time.” Best thing you’ll see today. Dads, bruh.🌎❤️ https://t.co/dwEsHwkWBi
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @OHeirican_Dream I felt the same way about my description of The Thing. I'd still want to watch thatWhile doing some research in a polar environment, some men grow to distrust one another after a new discovery https://t.co/Ti1KCv6MvQ @JMFingF https://t.co/iZ6EgMeOk0 @OHeirican_Dream My El*n M*usk photo would be like a mushy tomato with a USB cord coming out of it @OHeirican_Dream I would get really good at drawing different looking clownsWe should all be able to decide what picture we see for a bluecheck verified account's avatar. Like the caller ID photo on our phonesHappy 4th of July to every country in the world 🥰#AllCountriesMatter https://t.co/YoCtoUmXHh
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likeri literally spit out my water https://t.co/vB4nT9ElGM
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Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerShit is 100% fucking stupid. Prove me wrong. Please https://t.co/sPKhmftqd8"Chicago accents among the least understood by smart home devices, finds study" Well maybe if smart home devices weren't jagoffs...
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerAt-home fireworks are a trap because you set a few off expecting it to be cool or fun and it's not. It's just not.… https://t.co/4W0ePDocZKi’m 10,000 years old and i was the first person to try eating a crab. i saw this rock get up and start moving and i… https://t.co/o6eba5IhkB
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @YuckyTom Already 130k now thanks to your clout!It's awesome that the government lets us have cute little tiny pretend bombs and we just use them to celebrate... s… https://t.co/vtAWgcmELi @degvusser I know 😊❤️Hamilton: An American Musical by https://t.co/seBvbMoLNs
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerToday was a good day https://t.co/37UAXTrLwY @Lar1S0 @songforacarter https://t.co/3jVVVnfvKa
7/4
2020
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Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerAt first I was all like, "wtf did my house just get marked for something?" but then I was all like, "it is in fact… https://t.co/TUOthjBFgy[Commercial for porcelain dolls] Love dolls? Love toilets? Ever wish a doll was made of toilet material? BUT WAIT T… https://t.co/YQ5p7ZEPxH
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerIt’s not lost on me that Jonathan lived through slavery and did nothing https://t.co/PmtImFCWzG
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7/3
2020
This is what's known as an auditory barber pole effect! In the same way a barber pole looks like it's always moving… https://t.co/YMMsaYvAz5
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerThe Democratic Party is just the Republican Party 10 years ago https://t.co/cIkp0q6zq2
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerIt's fascinating to work with animals in captivity, because we can learn a lot; physiological data that can't be co… https://t.co/wkfUgJTOYX
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likerif you loved *spins giant wheel of universal childhood experiences* then you 100% have *spins other giant wheel of… https://t.co/MdiyxgqPuv
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @EmilyleNelson Okay, okay, breathe. How bad?Update: I was fired for this post. https://t.co/MJ59zuDM5H
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerI like the term “swimmer’s ear” because it makes me sound like someone athletic. As opposed to who I actually am, w… https://t.co/R1m52rez52
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likeris there any pro-native statue as badass as this inca warrior beating a conquistador in colca canyon, peru https://t.co/p7eUn7mEM3
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerImagine if there was a tracker on every tweet for people who started writing a response and then just deleted and didn't. That'd be awesomeLeft: abolish the police Liberals: we’ll rename the Pentagon the Maya Angelou War Center
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerLast place you'd expect https://t.co/CgJCmpZ8DPIf you *spins wheel* loved lunchables as a kid you *throws dart* have depression as an adult https://t.co/LAwjgXbVzK
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7/2
2020
Every system is exposed as broken with just the slightest nudge into the light https://t.co/GS5cWnAQxwI don't think most people in the United States realize that they can't leave their country.
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker10 years. 20 million gigabytes of data. 425 million hi-res images of the Sun. A new time-lapse video marks a decad… https://t.co/FpSh4KTAjc
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerOur healthcare system in one tweet https://t.co/rTK0ameiml
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerRent is due tomorrow, and the U.S. federal government has sent 1 stimulus check to some of its citizens over two an… https://t.co/Zn4pFbI1JX
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7/1
2020
Boys pockets be like: Left Right https://t.co/wSwSagGvHH
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerGerman musician Armin Küpper recently came across a set of large gas pipes while jogging. He returned with his saxo… https://t.co/FPOnujG64P
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerHere's a quick visual summary of what got us here: https://t.co/1laEqsONvb
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerThis is, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the worst thing I have ever seen https://t.co/EKD9kCA5Or
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerHe was a cop. He was a cop. He was a cop. The #GoldenStateKiller was a cop. https://t.co/aTK1D7ejnl
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6/30
2020
do it https://t.co/UoONuyBxpK
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerThis TikTok is one of the many videos that offers a masterclass in plot and character development that I think a lo… https://t.co/Zd2PidUIuw
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likerreplace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok https://t.co/z9xgKwUm5B
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @TheAntiSatan @DrFraudci @TheLastRefuge2 @RachelRGonzalez Incredible detective work. You've uncovered everything on… https://t.co/WbeJtqHhKo @rataflechera Ah, now I get it. Okay. Because of how all people keep their dinner in a cage. Yes. Yes, now I see. G… https://t.co/dqsPNTFkEoOut here lookin like the two under-level guards around a base in Far Cry who don't know you already disabled the al… https://t.co/SpP3J35I4n
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likerit’s the little things https://t.co/z7c0uMTclj
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Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerMy Wife Waiting For Shredded Cheese As It’s The Only Way She Can Eat Fajitas https://t.co/Ygywu9gnJj
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerEither help or don't https://t.co/uxX4w9pbonOK Go got their name because the singer used to work at the top of a water slide
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @JNadaneo @ChrisRongey @RobProvince @RexChapman @xshularx You're painting the all residents of neighborhoods with p… https://t.co/xKrUOCjzYhI hope these rich nerds who have clearly never held their guns before are thankful when they lay down in bed tonigh… https://t.co/6bEYS43gaDone conspiracy theory i defo adhere to is that the great media purge we’ve been witnessing these past few weeks has… https://t.co/SNN3AFTiuI
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerIf a black man did this he'd be choked to death by a cop and half the country would say *but he threw groceries" https://t.co/eSVSwk2gku
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerPeople like to point to the coronavirus chart and say “Wow look how dumb/bad/selfish Americans are.” But you know w… https://t.co/PlnWsAH9FV
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerDo it with the voice thing or fuck off https://t.co/kzbu8lV3P8Wish I could trace my family back 11 generations but take a wild guess why I can’t... https://t.co/PiuezBjdx4
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerDamn. Still waiting for that plate of shredded cheese as it’s only only way I can eat my wife’s pussy https://t.co/7SHHWlOlQI
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @RobProvince Hi, Rob! You're super dumb. You should be much quieter (on account of the dumb)Jeff Bezos has decided he will not end world hunger today.
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @MildlyJoel @ABC You seem upset. Why does this headline bother you? (I know you didn't read the article, so we'll start there)Unbelievable: Stephen King retweeted one of JKR’s tweets today. She got so excited that a single celebrity finally… https://t.co/JT3lYlvZg9
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @MarkHarrisNYC Hope her parents see this, broColumbus Police towed a street medic's car today at a protest at city hall, for being 16 inches from the curb. This… https://t.co/7m7bV489Au
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerThis child ❤️ ❤️❤️🔊🔊🔊 https://t.co/lK3e5hgFR2
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6/29
2020
Cartoon producers: we will stop having black characters voiced by non black actors Everyone: what we actually want… https://t.co/SZkoWnMlx8
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerSorry your "what if the good cops were killed in the line of duty and now they're funny ghosts" idea wasn't well-re… https://t.co/1KULIWDkVL @DillonGeroux It's mostly about being wrong at every opportunitycompletely normal baseball price, $85 was just too low, but $90 was just too much :) nothing weird about it https://t.co/UvyunMnsOL
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likerno less than 30 minutes later, APD fired tear gas at us 🤷🏾‍♂️ https://t.co/6l5O15enup
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerI don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of C… https://t.co/bWRfCEzNc7
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerOne more time--it takes over a century for a saguaro to grow "arms." This cactus that was just destroyed for the b… https://t.co/GAVmTTe08C
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerIn this scenario, Bernie is president and those 80s cartoon PSA’s still exist. Michelangelo: so you’re saying that… https://t.co/EG6LDXyV8E
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerRETURN OF THE KING https://t.co/QP86Xm1j3v
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerPretty cool how we can’t eat indoors at food places right now, but years of anti-homeless urban design mean there’s… https://t.co/ccKAvOBbKX
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6/28
2020
Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn’t like
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerSeems accurate, for once https://t.co/ALbaay5gBzi painted these portraits of presidents before and after calling them out for being slave owners (a thread) george… https://t.co/yOWoW5Bnnt
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6/27
2020
They should change their name to "Just 'The Chicks' Now"this kid’s Star Wars impressions are next level https://t.co/Evko6I8izA
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likerlisten, am I a hero just because I have kids? Yes. but do you all need to fall over yourselves thanking me for the… https://t.co/BXM7IjtSrE
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Likeri love calling americans idiots as much as anyone, but posts like these about the second wave—for which the bourgeo… https://t.co/FR0IVvXCFU
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment LikerChicago spent $113 million to settle police misconduct lawsuits in 2018 alone. https://t.co/ZYlbaUfB6V
Retweeted by Dan E, the 3rd Amendment Liker @JackWilliamRtF I like NASA Image in there keeping its head down just doing its thing. Bigots gotta see Mars too I guess
6/26
2020

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