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Adam Cerious @Browtweaten Charlotte, NC

High speed, aggressive, non-action. Also jokes.

1,024 Following   20,353 Followers   70,472 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/21/17


@blade_funner NO @KLobstar Fuck lmao they even sound alike"awww, did somebody find an excuse to feel sad?" https://t.co/EsaeRNNuub @nlyonne set that bastard on fire @sgtballsvevo ML got me howling @BAKKOOONN https://t.co/OdhGEfSbBI @MuthoniK20 🤐me person who said I shouldn't… https://t.co/54ujUcArpt
Retweeted by Adam CeriousPeople when they talk about student debt https://t.co/romPi7kaeT
Retweeted by Adam CeriousThe person who blocked the Emmett Till Antilynching Act. https://t.co/gOBxsN80Yr
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @BringDaNoyz https://t.co/LMfvCZ3yRF @msdanifernandez Todd Ook @KylePlantEmoji if I can't be funny I can at least be annoying @KylePlantEmoji an @FightfulWrestle Are you seriously asking for logic from a company that's not invested in ricochet @KingRicochet Man I'm so sorry you're getting the shovel like this @adamgreattweet Buddy I don't think you can be a dogthanks for reading, if you enjoyed this you should follow me and my wonderful friends: @50FirstTates @Buffalojilllhttps://t.co/EfLXaLG5Q1 @TheHyyyype https://t.co/dGWM5YR4Wp @ryansatin Lmao WWE creative is so bad holy shitme person who said I shouldn't… https://t.co/54ujUcArpt
1/19
2021
@laurenboebert How was the tour of the capitol you gave, Laurentwitter today https://t.co/1o8TUugimg
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @DeanBrowningPA https://t.co/rBqp0H5wLtI hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack I hope this email finds you in another part of the world I ho… https://t.co/brksJE2IA6
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @ln0217 Sonofamy god, what have I done I've accidentally cc'ed the office @LizerReal @DrakeGatsby @drivingmemadi @kieransofar @dadthatwrites @thesammyhannah @adamgreattweet @IndecisiveJoneshttps://t.co/hpdvswuvOS @nlyonne @NYCMayor Ayyy I'm squeakin' here @crocfanpage Firey though @Home_Halfway https://t.co/R7e6ZtuuO0 @impossiblyeve "I just want a girl who plays video games BUT WORSE THAN ME" @flagstaff413 @Jest_Iris Haha I'm gonna conveniently blame the weekend @BrandonEsWolf Like it comes with frostbite @BrandonEsWolf "is it normal broken or Alaska broken?"I have to admit, every time they upgrade me to First Class for free, I get a https://t.co/WiNceXdFen
Retweeted by Adam CeriousJust got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @abbycohenwl You are funny on both these days and other days :) @paul_gaddis @EricRWeinstein *helps my boss put hundreds of people out of work because one person wrote a thing I d… https://t.co/t5dp8wWYHlsmash mouth: well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming 14-year-old me: surely they must stop
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @abbycohenwl Abby if I were you I'd be so funny and smart and dare I say pretty that I wouldn't care about one tweet doing bad @paul_gaddis @EricRWeinstein Nah I prefer the moral compass @RepMattGaetz You would make an alcohol comparison, lol @abbycohenwl Look, a Sorry boardgame piece on its side and- oh wait. Oh my @carobini You're a sad little man. Just an absolutely pathetic redpill weenie @realDailyWire @michaeljknowles And produced by an assault enabler, wheeee! Great job lil Ben @TRHLofficial @michaeljknowles This is the sadest thing I've ever seen. It's a weird feeling to have expected MORE… https://t.co/GHLW1CIgnk @FredTaming This deserves more imo"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?" *my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @KylePlantEmoji I've had this in drafts for months lol https://t.co/FKrXvWHzCn @Shenanigans_luv Feeling like a real brozo today bro @flindis @andlikelaura @FredTaming @Angibangie @PleaseBeGneiss @Ygrene Bagel Bagel. https://t.co/Nk1WdPuera @Shenanigans_luv bro @CarlCouchII Is it just more fun being a stupid asshole, is that why you do it @AbbiGreenGiant B3# @KylePlantEmoji https://t.co/NPaycUf0El
1/18
2021
@FredTaming @Ygrene SONOFAme: congrats, when is the baby due pregnant librarian: oh it's mine i get to keep it
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @aubrey_huff Your kids are gonna hate your fucking guts in five years lmaothat's some slow fucking sawing https://t.co/iDjPSSkLY8
Retweeted by Adam Ceriousunite all peoples within your nation by following my friends: @FredTaming @Angibangie @PleaseBeGneiss @flindis @Ygrene @andlikelaura @dugglebutt and it's half past Dave rn @JediGigi 😅that's some slow fucking sawing https://t.co/iDjPSSkLY8 @EricRWeinstein you willingly work for Peter Thiel, who worked to get an independent newsmedia outlet shut down. sh… https://t.co/N25rFrKYaSCivilization one week after podcasts are banned https://t.co/jyfDw10nyo
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @RealSkipBayless The man's hurt. Eat shit, Skip @SilverNumber1 https://t.co/d3Yla2ZkMPmany ppl are saying this https://t.co/GMZX13AijK
Retweeted by Adam Ceriousdoing the willy wonka entrance where i limp towards a crowd of children but instead of rolling i dive forward and break my neck
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @PleaseBeGneiss I need texture in my juice dangitor preferably triple tbh @LozzaFox yes let's protect the networks that lie to millions of sad gullible people solely for profit okay @omriceren Still an unregistered gun, Francis @SteveKrak @jimsciutto Pretty sure he still had an illegal gun, dummy @EsotericCD Sounds nice @dcexaminer @LindseyGrahamSC Sounds goodminimum team rocket wage preparing for… https://t.co/hV51jJWcU3
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @Jest_Iris 😅minimum team rocket wage preparing for… https://t.co/hV51jJWcU3conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers shoul… https://t.co/1ruJTllf4V
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @KimmyMonte I was too scared to do it but they accepted me after I dove through a window @rudy_betrayed They're made by prisoners in jail for their kids missing school @KimmyMonte You gotta jump through a table firstyall out here asking why everyone deserves atleast $15 for their labor and not why a single person deserves 100 bil… https://t.co/k9ej3IkxPo
Retweeted by Adam CeriousTV chef: [cooking snails] me: [through mouth full of untoasted pop tarts] ew gross
Retweeted by Adam CeriousIf you feel yourself getting sawed in half, he’s probably not a real magician
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @Skoog Haha I have nobody to talk to so I am a dingus on the tl @WillioHydro @ja_pizdech @kylenabecker I am, Wednesday at noon @LizerReal @EllaZee5 @thesammyhannah @Tobi_Is_Fab @dadthatwrites @reallifemommy3 @mom_tho @Mom_Overboardhttps://t.co/2x1fibApl9 @WillioHydro @ja_pizdech @kylenabecker And I've seen videos of people getting through it lol @kylenabecker @HG_is_da_Devil A fence isn't a wall you fetid turd @WillioHydro @ja_pizdech @kylenabecker A fence is not a wall lmao @HG_is_da_Devil @PleaseBeGneiss That font sucks buttleftists warning people not to trust biden at his word https://t.co/mShYWQ5sk1https://t.co/UZyD09JJWL
Retweeted by Adam Cerioushttps://t.co/UZyD09JJWL @DeanBrowningPA How's your alt doing lol
1/17
2021
$15 minimum wage? how am I supposed to feel better about my position in the social hierarchy if there aren’t millio… https://t.co/noL4AfJKOG
Retweeted by Adam Cerious @NikkiHaley @standamericanow Is this an ad for him? Because it sounds like an ad for him. Idiot.
1/16
2021

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