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Web standards Lovegod FOR HIRE. 'like a punk jesus'. Co-wrote 'Introducing HTML5'. Has Multiple Sclerosis. Poetry/ music fan. Liberal atheist. RT≠+1. He/ him.

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Get well soon, Boris Johnson. I say this although his politics are despicable. He revelled in cutting resources for… https://t.co/w7B3Yp6xqf
4/7
2020
Another Magritte sky outside Lawson Towers https://t.co/5z8k9mbeXnThere are plenty of things wrong with #5G. It's incredibly insecure: https://t.co/4myOno8LUy 1/
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.A dalek has been spotted patrolling the streets of Robin Hood’s Bay, in North Yorkshire, ordering residents “All hu… https://t.co/ywZG1402H0Lotta good writing out about the weirdness of war language for a pandemic but one of thing that stands out is war l… https://t.co/QdlcqnIv2O
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @aerotwist https://t.co/azxcx7e7vj"Nothing grabs the attention of the average person like an unexpected nuclear explosion can. And now you can decora… https://t.co/9qqsFgeVBQInstead of giving the super rich and big corporations tax cuts and tax breaks - why don't we just give them a round… https://t.co/gI2Lc0mC29
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @TatianaTMac Thanks for writing it. I want to try Eleventy but balked because I need simple instructions on getting… https://t.co/kVjtgpZly8 @rachelandrew Isn't it!Cute animal cuddle pic. https://t.co/AzBsELalyOBeginner's Guide to Eleventy https://t.co/LfwKxxAx79 - a really nice start of a tutorial series that doesn't assum… https://t.co/wzLjuGgTBxCOVID-19 is highlighting the urgent need for online services to be accessible. We're offering free #accessibilityhttps://t.co/xzEtdZIg2J
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @Paul_Kinlan "hand lick"? Do you woolybacks have tongues on your hands?So the USA has stolen Covid supplies from France, Germany and now Barbados? https://t.co/X1OoE8zzXSPrince 13.5 fixes font subsetting issue affecting some TrueType fonts, improves performance for long documents usin… https://t.co/ToW4yPk5dS
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.so I guess the Hydroxychloroquine Lobby has the pee tape
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.In these strange times, I find it very comforting to squat down on my haunches, tuck my head down as much as possib… https://t.co/YQWnN0iQ6jAn idea: at 8pm on Thursday, everyone who voted Tory should stand on their doorstep, wearing sackcloth and ashes, a… https://t.co/sD8xPIGEP0I bloody told you he shouldn’t have come for tea https://t.co/nH29Q49Vgg
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4/6
2020
La Daughter's lap is full. https://t.co/yhHKSADAtq @tmaslen Excise me, I'm Gen X.I took my mum some fresh fruit and veg (she's isolating as she's at high risk) and dropped her a Sunday roast plate… https://t.co/Ow6vBJ51RKOf course 5G causes Covid-19. Just look at the new £20 note! Likewise, 4G caused Covid-18, 3G caused Covid-17. C-18… https://t.co/mFWSitnoI7 @hereinthehive Well 4G caused Covid-18, 3G caused Covid-17. C-18 just made some people enjoy Mrs Brown's Boys, and… https://t.co/d9KxXZOECMQueens from the East, West, North and South🇳🇬🇳🇬💥 We haddd to jump on this 😩🥁🌶🌶 #dontrushchallenge #Nigerianedition https://t.co/sLutfpnZPc
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.I dunno why script kidz are going 'hur hur hur COBOL'. Some of the COBOL and Fortran that I wrote in the late 80s w… https://t.co/gheYoxhHTKThe doorbell rang. WTF?!? a lady I've never met had left a carrier bag with bread, milk, fruit & veg on my doostep.… https://t.co/mAOewNK4vzTrump 'severely mentally troubled' and must resign from coronavirus response, mental health group warns… https://t.co/eEwkALA1JXIf you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry 2) the a… https://t.co/ATB1a1brlC
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.The kitten and Useless Dog competing for space on La Daughter's lap. https://t.co/hrL48tpq3PIt has begun...,yes she is at the returns counter and yes she is doing exactly what you think she’s doing..... https://t.co/CnPnOvcGHi
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.I know it's obvious, but if last year I'd earned £152m from UK TV rights alone, I'd be really fucking embarrassed t… https://t.co/FOU4uim1Ha
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4/5
2020
God Bless America! https://t.co/L4XJmvstfdThe sky has gone all Magritte https://t.co/CcdSpujjSQ24 years ago, we were strangers, thrown together in Bangkok to set up a school. We've remained friends, been to eac… https://t.co/lviJu8C04O
4/4
2020
@thoughtsofneb Oh, yeah, he was on the list. Just forgot him already.La Daughter is having a chat with her friends about which rich twats they would break vegan to eat. So far we have… https://t.co/Zwm0WAJVOg"Saving lives from the next global pandemic starts with investing in preparedness before it strikes. We fear these… https://t.co/O4PlffCI8jWebcam Hacking https://t.co/RTEPCFt7DU "a technical walkthrough of how I discovered several zero-day bugs in Safari… https://t.co/n41B4k0eLCFirefox is working properly. The "unintended behavior" is that the Twitter devs only ever tested whether the cache… https://t.co/elUFjw3yvk
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.Idiots near me torched a 5G mast because of chemtrails in the radiation causing Corvid-19 Lee Harvey Oswald Area 51… https://t.co/xtx5DPTv9swe absolutely sure we don't want to do the full WHO recommended 14 day isolation before we open up a coronavirus ho… https://t.co/5mQaoEiwDs
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @Rumyra Oh wow Ruth. Glad you're on the way up mate. @AmandaHolden @UKChange Don't be ridiculous. @MorganSagartia Ah, the talented @Rumyra crocheted it for me as a gift. @charis I know you knew I knew. @andspo @deanleigh High-res prints and close-ups are available for purchase. Dr Spooner2 weeks ago Johnson promised 250,000 tests a day. Yesterday, Hat Mancock set a goal of 100,000 a day by the end of… https://t.co/yxjfbc970MChums chillin' https://t.co/QqedAZdXgT @erikkroes Right?It's guilty pleasure playlist today: Kula Shaker, Oasis and U2. @deanleigh Dreams can come true, Dean https://t.co/BlE8MtVbbe @annwitbrock Hawaiian shorts would make me look ridiculous...Current status: taking selfies of myself in a mankini, face mask and air stewardess cap. It's the least I can do to… https://t.co/jZ3wdqEACOSomeone collect their ma and da they’ve ruined Instagram in one 40 second video x https://t.co/Oye5gZ0L8R
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @charis I knew.Omg who made this https://t.co/w5zrHJpWyN
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @DanShappir Because it's more readable. @Casablanca Wow, never saw that before. Thanks!
4/3
2020
Listening to "hey Jude" very loudly and recalling one of my earliest memories: my parents' hippie friends singing "… https://t.co/EBKKrCkIlu @JMBooyah You gave me a much-needed LOL. Thank you, and selam (although I'm not a Muslim)Sweetie everyone’s already washing their hands five+ times a day, covering their face, not shaking hands + avoiding… https://t.co/h8bTiDuRXc
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @pauliom Yes @brad_frost Yeah, as guitarist. Obviously you're the singer because you're a dead ringer for him. @brandissima Yes!Limited print run of 10 per painting. 300 GSM paper, A4. Hand signed. 1 for £10, £15 for both, free postage to UK. https://t.co/tZlluqc5Py @troutgirl Oh! Silly US health "system". @troutgirl Of course it is!WebAIM Million got an update: https://t.co/gg9L62onpD Home pages with WCAG failures up to 98.1% (from 97.8% last y… https://t.co/MXVdzG5fC3
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.Thread. Hard to argue with. https://t.co/PcHiET5ifN @carolecadwalla I was thinking of organising a whip-round in order to help Mr Banksovitch out, if you've got a few quid to spare?Checking a transcript. I couldn't work out who Elise Dupart is. When I listened to the audio, I realised it was "A List Apart"! @irmiller22 @wycats @chriseppstein I shaved off my beard 2 days ago and find myself touching my face far less."Boris Johnson PM in Covid self-isolation" is an anagram of "Foolish snob, limp advisor: no injections". Hmmmm.Oh Lordy, the kitten has come back from her vacation. @ChrisTheDJ Thanks Chris! @ChrisTheDJ normal headphone jacks @djeglin Thanks. So I need to spend £5000 on a longer power cable. Thanks Not-Steve. @djeglin yes! @briansuda "chastity fund raising socks" ? @ChrisTheDJ got a recommendation? I'm looking at AmazonTRUMP: "Did you know I was number one on Facebook? I just found out I'm number one on Facebook." (Trump has 29 mill… https://t.co/owwI4K1uba
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home. @jesslynnrose I have screenshotted it for evidence https://t.co/vxtOTM6Sy2The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only ever a whim away. A whim away. @zcorpan Do I look like a millionaire, Simon (even though I dress like one)Today I learned that owls can't have sex if it's raining. It's too wet to woo.My speakers have a buzz when connected to my Macbook Air, but not when connected to my Macbook Pro in the same place. Anything I can do?Nothing to see here. Just a Russian military aircraft landing at JFK with 60 tons of medical supplies to support Am… https://t.co/I2uIvK6vji
Retweeted by Bruce Lawson. At home.Nice changes to forms aesthetics, focus and a11y in Chromium https://t.co/1wh6n6VbaG @pepelsbey_ It was! Thanks! (I think it's solved, anyway) @leoorsnes thx Leo! @pekingspring thx Jim!It is my unfortunate task to deliver the sad news that Arron Banks' attempts to use EU and human rights law to esca… https://t.co/8UF7iA7hFM
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4/2
2020
@Sapere_vivere Polishing their guns in their purpose-built basement shelters full of dried food, gloating that their time is now, I imagine.Watching the news and Mr Politician had offered "thoughts and prayers" to the families of those who have died of Co… https://t.co/oHL6e10zlf @stefsull @garazi Big kiss! https://t.co/8vujFke9Ad @garazi @stefsull Awww big hugs bothLa Daughter is making me watch something called the Tiger King, and suddenly it makes perfect sense that Trump is president of the USA.Sandra the orangutang started washing her hands because she saw all the zookeepers doing it repeatedly during the C… https://t.co/QgOHZCRhIQ
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4/1
2020

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