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I make cartoons, drawings, and fun. Currently: @FallonTonight, @nbcSNL, @sofarsounds, @galleries1988 & @PictureThisShow Views are my own.

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Because Trump said the same thing after Barr said the same thing, get it?? Ugh, twitter sucks, sorry folks.TOTAL EXONERATION!! https://t.co/2jyjGtvsiH @elaborateskeim @JetBlue @fly_BUR Im only down if Thomas Haden Church signs on.The dentist gave me so much novacaine I walked out without paying, then when they stopped me I said "sorry I'm a li… https://t.co/JBH6M5BtjxRelatable af https://t.co/ZqlgMC0qbjI joined @Patreon just to see how @Jeff_Delgado makes his beautiful digital artwork. If your not following him you should be! @ztiworoh 1.5 mil house 😐 @MikeDrucker This one got me πŸ˜†I'm 2 years late to this, but "What Remains of Edith Finch" is absolutely incredible! If you have @XboxGamePass go play it asap!
3/26
2019
@jenprokopo yes! @Tabrakadabra Same!Anyways, this was a silly thread to tell you all ive been spending a lot of my freetime watching marbles.Some people like to just pour hundreds down tracks and make cool ASMR-y noises: https://t.co/FiVCsffwuwSome people build long wire tracks around their houses: https://t.co/4wgCP8uYCHThere's olympic style races and mini-games: https://t.co/igpAAEH806Here's weird soccer variant: https://t.co/8y6XBVdVwLThere's classic sand races you've probably seen on facebook: https://t.co/Fmb65oz9H1:Turns out I have a "thing", and that thing is an addiction to marble based youtube videos. Turns out there is an in… https://t.co/AjBJAXAknL
3/25
2019
Imagine what Matthew Whitaker's letter would've sounded like. @seanhannity Your lawyer's going to jail dude.The takeaway from the Mueller report should be that Russia used various (legal and illegal) tactics to undermine ou… https://t.co/OQeVv3eHze @realDonaldTrump "It does not exonerate him." -*Narrator* AG BarrIf the Mueller report indeed proves Trumps innocence, there shouldn't be any opposition with it being publicly released. @kylegriffin1 Is that because Wikileaks isn't directly Russia? Because its been proven that they coordinated with Wikileaks right?I'm not as good at posting doodles like I used to. So here's a burger I drew months ago that I never finished. https://t.co/jSZpHpel0Y
3/24
2019
Hard to believe we'd get new Tame Impala, Jenny Lewis, and the Mueller Report in the same day.
3/23
2019
@samlymatters @FullFrontalSamB Awesome! @OculusGaming ❀️That @BillandTed3 news has got me excited. Also reminded me I made this print for a @Galleries1988 / @Chogrin show… https://t.co/iGuXNNVmI7
3/21
2019
@MondoNews @GregRuth Cc @johnwhaskell @gavinpurcell @DEADLINE Amazing Gavin! Congrats!! @DevinCow > Instagram Egg @oculus If you need a beta tester HMU πŸ˜‹
3/20
2019
@johnwhaskell I miss Extras @nathancykiert I'm more of a "I got the poo on me!" Dirt guyPicture This (@PictureThisShow) hosts a @LPJLeague fundraiser show this Saturday 3/23! Featuring special guests… https://t.co/BnW7iqTzIf
Retweeted by Bryan Brinkman @omegalbagel But... if we get 100 battle royale games we can make them all fight to the death!!! @realDonaldTrump @jwpsr Very exciting? @SeanMD πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘2 things I really enjoy: -"Wah-Wah" by @GeorgeHarrison -@Wawa Convenience Stores @NateSilver538 Could that decline also be based on the massive amount of negative news on Fox vs. specifically Amazon deal?
3/19
2019
@NicoColaleo @CrackMcCraigen Awesome Nico! Excited to see the cool things you cook up!Hoping for Iona Vs Iowa in the #FinalFour @BrettRedacted gonna spend all day thinking about the hidden meaning of "HAMPIOI"
3/18
2019
Rarely has merch been as useful as this jar opener from the @EugeneMirman Comedy Fest years ago. I use it constantl… https://t.co/Ve9PUkL57AI love illustrated amusement park maps.YOU WOKE UP TO GET THIS MAD AT A RERUN!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€¦ https://t.co/Hf0L7pejZt
Retweeted by Bryan Brinkman @Gigolocalypse Indeed it was! hahaπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ’€ https://t.co/MGG7dUP99J @dog__church https://t.co/BswbrE6cXZ
3/17
2019
@joe_doyle Xbox#Division2 is very pretty and very fun. After visiting DC last summer I've been trying to re-visit all the places I… https://t.co/K3jlhmQfJuIf you liked "Black Mirror: Bandersnatch", play Late Shift before it leaves #XboxGamePass https://t.co/gRLoAaqNHE @SpeakerRyan @realDonaldTrump Your tax bill really hurt me this year. That speaks more than any personality.Remember when we used to get money back on our tax returns? Those were the days. Thanks a lot @SpeakerRyan &… https://t.co/TCeMeaZJum12 years out of art school (@Uarts) and I'm still 90k in loan debt. Every year I gain thousands more in interest. M… https://t.co/5JsGwI3A3e
3/16
2019
Gun violence is a National EmergencyThis gives me the heebee geebees for multiple reasons. https://t.co/NL8P4ApFp1 @derschwigg @ChrisStoney Hell yeah, VCP Optical Flares is my ❀️
3/15
2019
Wow! Congrats to everyone involved with this segment. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ https://t.co/4DQswo8AWJ @TravelinMadison @jimmyfallon πŸŽ‰
3/14
2019
@cassidyrouth Awesome!!New @thefaint record arrive two days early! Excited to listen when I get home later. @saddlecreek 🀘 https://t.co/BXI5XR36qw
3/13
2019
@jeffrubenstein Awesome, have a great show! @EdLegend Oh woooow, that was 10 years ago!?!Dear @EA. Please make a new Star Wars Podracing game with the Burnout/NFS team. @yashar Flying J Truck Stops? @thereaderfilm "The Love Sponge", haha. What a career this guy has had. Unintentionally responsible for the takedow… https://t.co/k47zWdVQfM
3/12
2019
this movie that my friend Stephen Levinson wrote is out now on itunes! watch a movie on itunes? yes you can! https://t.co/pbzRPQI1uQ
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3/11
2019
The New York in PS4 Spider-Man is so accurate & detailed it's like I'm actually there https://t.co/TU8uEgD87y
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3/10
2019
@EricColossal Preservation Hall Jazz Band?
3/9
2019
@patrickhosmer Wanna crime together?? @jdawsey1 I think he might just win that Alabama vote again in 2020.Ten years later. Little Joy's self titled (and only) album is still one of my favorites. https://t.co/Tt0uTvC4ao
3/8
2019
BOY BAND, the hit movie I star in with @steveagee, @Thezog, and @jordancarlos is out today on @itunes! Watch it aga… https://t.co/PP8qR2Rtzv
Retweeted by Bryan Brinkman @danpinto Nice work, will def see this now.Wow you guys. Nintendo just asked me to redesign Detective Pikachu to be more like that new Sonic movie. Not my cup… https://t.co/oW3q4txp0b
Retweeted by Bryan Brinkman @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews How about you don't do any debates at all? That'll show em!
3/7
2019
Hiking in Tucson https://t.co/EZaG8OsruI https://t.co/y811N3o36yI had the pleasure of working of this film with so many fantastic and funny people, if you like music and comedy, g… https://t.co/JPVtFI4bIP[1991] INTERVIEWER: how would you describe your bunch MARK WAHLBERG: funky, definitely funky INTERVIEWER:… https://t.co/DXU8IYeEaB
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3/6
2019
Jeez indie music folks, it's totally okay to enjoy both Mac Demarco AND Mitski, they are both great!New Real Big Boys short with @danopsal, starring Russ Cerniglia and Eric Moseley! https://t.co/z2Ha0Ovhnl
Retweeted by Bryan BrinkmanTomorrow is the start of the @OmahaFilmFestvl & I made the new opening signal film for it featuring excellent musi… https://t.co/0YGgQbrNLU @PhilanthropyGal @KrystynaHutch @hearluminary Excellent! Congrats πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
3/5
2019
@owhmusicguy :( @patrickhosmer Sounds like a solid start to a Stargate reboot!πŸ˜˜πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ https://t.co/q7ggIPfagp
Retweeted by Bryan BrinkmanNew from me: Fox News HAD the story of Trump's hush money payoffs to Stormy Daniels BEFORE the election but killed… https://t.co/HMdH1ZugVc
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3/4
2019
What a blockhead. https://t.co/AFXdHPJkpB
3/3
2019
#Losers premieres on @netflix today! A global docuseries profiling athletes that turned crushing defeat into human… https://t.co/gpMtkR27YL
Retweeted by Bryan BrinkmanFun Fact: Parts of this movie we're shot in my apartment building. The scouting crew was very friendly. https://t.co/8MQJocKMmN
3/1
2019
Oh hey! Just realized this piece sold! That's so cool. Thanks to whoever purchased it, there's still a few other or… https://t.co/8uifjOzVzICan we get a moment of room tone for the man who invented the tape that has been integral on every set of every mov… https://t.co/1GMgr0uxcE
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2/28
2019
Cohen to GOP lawmakers: "I did the same thing that you're doing now. For ten years. I protected Mr. Trump for ten y… https://t.co/JNXn5Km9Jo
Retweeted by Bryan Brinkman @nathancykiert @maureen_kuhl OOoooooOoooooOooooo @nathancykiert @maureen_kuhl NOHanoi Hilton Rowanda Ramada Budapest Best Western Pripyat Hyatt Anyways, that's where my minds been wondering this… https://t.co/z5y4GQB7B1
2/27
2019
#NY 🚨🚺 We’re celebrating β€œWomen’s March” with a special fundraiser show with @LPJLeague!! Help fight for women’s re… https://t.co/CwB9sDBlLR
Retweeted by Bryan Brinkman @thereaderfilm I doubt Holiday Inn is excited to find more dead bodies in rooms, but maybe it's all a part of their new rebranding.
2/26
2019

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