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Gay. Recently a Surrey resident. Spiritual vagrant. Apanthropist. (My ex misspelt Buddha, which was his name for me)

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Joined Twitter 11/7/18


A corollary to the fact that extremism and parody are hard to distinguish on the internet is that sweet dorky earne… https://t.co/wTiKY1x10I
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱 @buddah_uk I wondered where you'd gone to, because you'd not been in touch. Then you suddenly got back in touch. It… https://t.co/0nmL3YFVsl
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱 @JackieKane He has terrible trouble with his paws @JackieKane Now THAT is a dead cat @LeonAndJune Night June. Nice to see you again @JackieKane The always reliable Steve Bell on the Boris Johnson v Jeremy Corbyn TV debate – cartoon https://t.co/hikECbAQ3VGove had blamed the use of foodbanks on people making poor decisions. Patronising awful little ..... it gets really… https://t.co/TqIHdPz5nC
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱 @ComedyTiming @Jonandrews01 @RadioWoking Is there? I thought "funk" was substituted liberally. Sorry for that clip.… https://t.co/mYhyEUfuDF @ComedyTiming @Jonandrews01 @RadioWoking It is as perfect as it gets. I love Denholm Elliott's discomfort at the r… https://t.co/5E7Wyx8PeHIf you’re angry at a fast food restaurant that decided to stop funding hate and start funding efforts to end hunger… https://t.co/fVW3z9EToH
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱 @Bonn1eGreer To be fair, the ITV viewer demographic thinks choking down an antipodean insect merits approval @Jonandrews01 @ComedyTiming @RadioWoking Trading Places. My favourite Christmas film. So smart and funny @francesbarber13 He has poisoned the well of British politics @Jonandrews01 @ComedyTiming @RadioWoking Take a snack in... https://t.co/o9l0bRKkqk @reece_dinsdale A Teletubby going to a dress down funeralAll this talk about "getting it done" #Brexit is SO Tory wives. It's what these poor, dead-eyed women say when it's… https://t.co/Oa9b6i1k6Dhttps://t.co/6RSS5Y9a8h https://t.co/zmn6THTPYr
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱Steve Bell on the #BorisJohnson v #JeremyCorbyn #ITVLeadersDebate – cartoon https://t.co/hikECbAQ3V @Damian_Barr I want to see these same people floating out of their flooded houses and down provincial high streets… https://t.co/6BacNvfRTD @terrychristian All the poisons that lurked in the mud have hatched out @snigskitchen @CCHQPress I regularly troll CCHQ on the phone (in a non offensive way) They don't know what to make… https://t.co/oiuXVAfJf9I've been binge-listening to 1996's Bilingual. @petshopboys Burt Bacharach said he wished he had written this. Quit… https://t.co/5pPe5ZKwhL @snigskitchen Stop it Snigdha! My head is swelling! 😉❤️ (although you are correct)I've been living with the title of the new @petshopboys album for a week now. Maybe by January it will sit well in… https://t.co/BQvRwvBx50 @snigskitchen Did I? I can't remember. I did go on a Twitter hunt. I'm terrible with names. They suddenly came to me one by one 🤔 @snigskitchen Awww. Reciprocally felt, Snigdha. I lost so many people after I left so it was a delight to bump into… https://t.co/1Kha1JLFW6 @Cyclopsicle5 These are the kind of men that joke."If there's grass on the pitch..." @snigskitchen Awww. You too. ❤️ We fight the good fight, and have a laugh from time to time to keep our wits 🙄 @snigskitchen It's so ****ing obnoxious @Damian_Barr One thing's for sure. We are all going to get stuffed @Cyclopsicle5 I didn't watch. I am taking a long holiday from the news for the sake of my mental health @snigskitchen White people telling BAME people whether they've experienced racism 👌 @Cyclopsicle5 Shameless @reece_dinsdale You are the genuine article. I've never doubted your sincerity and decency @francesbarber13 It's a crisis on a Suez scale. Worst political class ever @peasmoldia "People need to relate" BS. Sometimes Martians invade and it's not a bloody Richard Curtis movie. Bring… https://t.co/150Xzxez68Lady Colin Campbell drinks her own piss and uses dead cats for draught excluders https://t.co/tGnEA2X8mQ @mrstevenallen Phwoar. I would @cononeilluk We all know whyThe story arcs are getting compulsive @BBCHolbyCity @leemeadofficial @semadivad @HughQuarshie @raminkarimloohttps://t.co/0eudnOBFC7 @JamesCleverly Adderall @mikegalsworthy Rather you than me. I'm watching @BBCCasualty I prefer my disasters fictionalHe looks like a Teletubby modelling Lord Anthony funeral drag https://t.co/8NlNIyG50pJo is famous for her blinding hatred of squirrels. She is often seen with a machete in the park having a go at them… https://t.co/frjQ8as4tn @JohnnyVegasReal Johnny, mate. Losing a mum is the worst ❤️ @snigskitchen @marksandspencer @MetroUK It's a disgrace. Why not just poison a dolphin with lithium for Christmas?You know where you can stick those thumbs https://t.co/aJmunN1If8 @snigskitchen @marksandspencer @MetroUK Go Jumpers for Christmas? Not even witty. Go Jump in the Landfill @briantylercohen It's really speeding up. Can his thumbs keep up? @faye_derek I call that impudent. There's plenty of men that like being pleasured through a van window @1jcmaxwell 2 of your 5 a day. Might be a Tumms festival later @LilithCrane She's busy stocking up on her diabetes meds. "I Will Survive"What the bloody hell are we living in? https://t.co/evkb6HhlAx
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱I see that a Tory MPs tweet has gone viral. The only way I want a Tory MP to go viral is in the terminally medical sense @JohnFugelsang They created the monster. He is testing the chainsHomeless man found dead outside Hilton Hotel after freezing night https://t.co/vdx3Gc1dq4 via @MetroUK
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱 @Jgs_x Vindmanated @timothy_stanley It looks like a straight to DVD of a Star Trek seriesSo hyped for new @beck #hyperspace @gilescoren The Ivy @LucknowScuba I was due to go on @mrjamesob to talk about #ladycolincampbell and the phone was accidentally hung up… https://t.co/niYpFkB0loThe #CatsMovie looks so godawful. Andrew Lloyd Webber is travelling to the premiere and on his way to the red carpe… https://t.co/uosRbQQ7vd @RupertMyers As good as Hancock's tree afro @JudieannRose Ewww!I can't imagine being so bored and full of self-hatred that I would countenance watching #ITVLeadersDebateBeck's (@beck) "Hyperspace," reviewed by @joshhurst https://t.co/o3zBdPUxKj
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱Boris Johnson's notes for tonight's TV debate https://t.co/PflmqxqghC
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱Uncanny! https://t.co/CB6JNjvXJW @rainy101 Hilariously bad @LeonAndJune Hooray! Welcome back, stranger ❤️ @DavidPaisley From Twink to Hunk 👌 @LilithCrane @catherinerusse2 Did you see this?! https://t.co/MCDEEAlIG1 @stonecold2050 WHEN? So many buses with his affiliates thrown under them. Will it actually come to homicide on 5th Avenue?I'm on a trashy food safari lately. Spam fritter in a bun for supper. I like to imagine the apoplectic horror on Gordon Ramsay's face @briantylercohen Ouch 👌 @jonfavs And his cow too @LilithCrane @catherinerusse2 Unfortunately. We've spent too long "understanding" these thugs as bien pensant liber… https://t.co/f4uPZ9pGM4 @montague90 Masochism @LilithCrane @catherinerusse2 These people sicken me. I'd have decked him @JaneyGodley Lady Colin Campbell yesterday on @GMB How my TV survived...😠 @Harlack Side Two is a version of Prokofiev's Cantata for the Anniversary of the October Revolution with accidentally exposed tit @catherinerusse2 And Boris doesn't blink. A decent politician would call that out for what it is. Racism @PredatorExposu1 MonstrousCharming character. So tired of thick, horrible people feeling emboldened to be racist and Boris caring not a jot https://t.co/0rzPiNkKHeAnyone else enjoy watching paedophiles getting cornered on YouTube? Very satisfying. watching human flotsam getting nicked @rose_marie @LilithCrane Send it to your local Tory MP @MartinRowson @BJennings90 How rude is that? @mrjamesob I'm an Electoral Liability Get Me Out of Here @kayaburgess Alan Partridge Fashion Show perfect 👌I have similar sweat glands to #PrinceAndew They're as arid and withholding of lubricating sebum as Omar Shariff's… https://t.co/GKZQOpfatP @jwsal G4S Gulags™ "Your incarceration and Casual Degradation is our Priority and Pride"👌🇬🇧 @LilithCrane @lottyburns People that use them are berks @cononeilluk Make no mistake, #BorisJohnson will sell the NHS. Lying is in his DNA @LilithCrane Like everything else that Boris says. This is a flagrant lie designed to endear him to plebs. The only… https://t.co/TFodibL5rd @chunkymark Did you see Lady Colin Campbell on @gmb ??#ladycolincampbell advocating child rape on @GMB today. This is what the aristocracy thinks is their right, and dam… https://t.co/wr3JoKCrDl @mrjamesob Why no mention of #ladycolincampbell ? @Cyclopsicle5 If you squint you can juuuuust about make out The Overton Window on the horizonThis is purely, fucking horrific! https://t.co/0Xvk6tmATK
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 🇪🇺🐱 @mrjamesob Lady C claims 'soliciting sex from minors doesn't count as paedophilia' Tug your forelock at THAT… https://t.co/aEeRSYPVVN
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