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Gay. Recently a Surrey resident. Spiritual vagrant. Apanthropist. (My ex misspelt Buddha, which was his name for me)

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Joined Twitter 11/7/18


@JudieannRose E-mail them back calling them a c**t and ask if that counts as influentialPete just pulled out the gay brow. Shit is real. #DemocraticDebate https://t.co/lR4d9HHiv3
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±Me. Trying and miserably failing, to restrain myself, listening to our hateful and toxic and English incapable Home… https://t.co/5VI0zJgFbK
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2/20
2020
@ComedyTiming Magic clearly has no need to exercise his suggested nominative talents @ComedyTiming You are a pathetic human cat owner. I pity you. Welcome to the club @snigskitchen Me. Today. Losing it. https://t.co/gaB7n6YINz @snigskitchen Don't let them fog your mind. You have fabulousness to occupy it. Their airborne drizzle is unworthy of comment @snigskitchen Cherry takes the pip. Girl. If you can't string a basic sentence together, you need to be unsurprised… https://t.co/4IUo68u2An @DavidPaisley I do this https://t.co/YI4qJoSkCA @DavidPaisley There's always a way https://t.co/mZ6h0e5FSxMe. Trying and miserably failing, to restrain myself, listening to our hateful and toxic and English incapable Home… https://t.co/5VI0zJgFbK @AlisonMoyet @SaracensRFC My dad came from Ireland. He was ref for the London Irish. I wonder that I am here, now.… https://t.co/de16ASBfREYour estuary vowelled, consonant averse Home Secretary @patel4witham https://t.co/XX8icDkBYyI think @patel4witham should be repatriated to Uganda for her slovenly English. "We are rollin' ou' our tazer progr… https://t.co/HZtep6xdh5 @stephenfry you were great on @thismorning sir. If I had a hat, it would be off. Beanie off πŸ‘Œ @markpentler This will happen. Thank you πŸ‘ŒTime spent phone trolling tabloid newspapers and the shameless f*cks they employ, is never wasted time @buddah_uk ☺️
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±The Stephen Sondheim of snarky satire... https://t.co/xqjI5TIHMlUK loses its marbles πŸ‘‡ πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/3bSfQoYxGc
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±Where do you begin?... https://t.co/DpgeWScB5e#pritipatel @patel4witham Do as I say... Dreadful woman https://t.co/PD0DnUmIaa @JonathanPieNews Mary PoppinsTop Tips: @Conservatives If you get a call from a charming and rather overly familiar man named Igby Krasinski, who… https://t.co/CWOolFZn3G @Charliecondou @KnitMeDesigns @spencooper @queertalk_ πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/i3lJqnGTBXThe latest #dominiccummings freaks and weirdos employee arrives at No 10, escorted by his wife Edgar IV of Albitani… https://t.co/ZI0QVrSAfgThe #floods need to reimagine themselves as money-grubbing American trollops that are fond of vanity bridges & bein… https://t.co/sCNatxTI6Z
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±Steve Bell on Dominic Cummings' weirdos and misfits – cartoon https://t.co/BBGUhwkHROBritish rapper Dave at #Brits2020: "It is racist whether or not it feels racist. The truth is our prime minister is… https://t.co/Zr2tPedWg4
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±I can now announce that I am in a hugely satisfying and unexpectedly erotic relationship with Dean Graziosi. I onl… https://t.co/8vSYt11REoThat’s just gross! Black knee pads with white socks? What was he thinking? Man, only in Florida... https://t.co/CJcYZIR9JA
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @stonecold2050 Roger Stoneβ„’ For the man that never apologises @stonecold2050 GOD clearly endorses ugly typographical usage and kerning by car crash @KensADork Beautiful πŸ‘Œ @BenMBland @BBCOne @BBCWorld @BBCNews Yes. They absolutely should. Art and politics should never be exclusive
2/19
2020
Apparently a member of my family is on 'Ant and Dec' this weekend. @DavidPaisley Mate. I am not the brightest person in the world. If it's about Mr.L. Listen, I want to understand bo… https://t.co/56YHGsMMKi @DavidPaisley Why did you unfollow me? @Bxkid7 post. Especially for you as it happens. https://t.co/X0zSXqOuf7Just a populist president looking out for everyday Americans. https://t.co/bLl7SuKyBc
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @JudieannRose @OctopusCaveman Seemingly promising much but delivering something rather cheap and tawdry @JudieannRose @OctopusCaveman Weybridge Pot Noodle#mcdonaldanddodds Hilariously #woke ITV crime/comedy/drama. Young, attractive woman of colour & pudgy middle aged w… https://t.co/K8Hp0cgLVBThe #floods need to reimagine themselves as money-grubbing American trollops that are fond of vanity bridges & bein… https://t.co/sCNatxTI6Z @Bxkid7 The Critical Drinker has a wee look at The Last Jedi https://t.co/O9QRWNUPqp πŸ™‚πŸ‘ŒThe Critical Drinker has a wee look at The Last Jedi πŸ™‚ https://t.co/O9QRWNUPqpThe title is My Left Shoulder Is A Pouty Chin Rest https://t.co/bezRatxF6tTop Tips: #Brexit supporting #StormDennis #Flood victims. Ask the #EU to send financial help to recover your towns,… https://t.co/WjBSqRt37n @spittingcat Half term sucks @JamesMelville But the trains don't run on time @terrychristian Fake downturn. My job still exists. I choose penury rather than turn up to the closed premises that… https://t.co/0Xcym675c1Hilarious review of Jurassic Park Fallen Kingdom https://t.co/woSwN2P2mVMother of four found dead wearing coat and scarf in freezing flat after benefits cut https://t.co/WPSWWrJ6cCFilm/TV/Broadway legend @BebeNeuwirth just liked my tweet. I can die happily now https://t.co/PLQzHzXrQU
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @stonecold2050 'Better dead than red' seems rather quaint in these unprecedented and grubby timesFilm/TV/Broadway legend @BebeNeuwirth just liked my tweet. I can die happily now https://t.co/PLQzHzXrQUIf you criticise this you are an anti Semite and holocaust denier https://t.co/fNbODR6h3X @BebeNeuwirth Where do they put out a note for the milkman?Isn't that a violation of a Commandment? I'm almost sure there is a Commandment about this. https://t.co/SwksLunZq9
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±Can we cut the crap? No 10 isn't going to walk this one back. There are Nazis in government. There they are. See th… https://t.co/j5CHSWpJfI
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±Never Again. Why are we still having to fight this in 2020? https://t.co/aGjgRDtSp8
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @richardpbacon heard your views on the CF tragedy and the bullying culture yesterday. You deserve a Blue Peter gold badge, sir πŸ‘Œ
2/18
2020
@MartinRowson Les twats c'est moi! #AndrewSabiskyJust ordered It Couldn't Happen Here. The LONG awaited DVD release of @petshopboys surrealist 1988 film directed by Jack Bond @BFITop Tips: #Brexit #StormDennis victims. Why not ask the #EU to send financial help to recover your towns because… https://t.co/puQZ5GKTIB @Bonn1eGreer If defunding regional orchestras and local radio means a level playing field, then bring on Piers Morg… https://t.co/mLzBX7eAB2Nothing to see here https://t.co/fsopG3KhE2
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @Bxkid7 It was Storm Dennis, the whole country seems to have drowned and been battered by wind, other than that 😬 @AlisonMoyet We need to get back to Punk as an aesthetic. Punk eliminated cant and hypocrisy, it would have seen off the Piers and Farages @terrychristian Tsk. Champagne socialists. All the same! πŸ™‚ @JudieannRose The divine one, on the right @francesbarber13 https://t.co/NDmhBmNVOgLIVE Wiggers @wigmore_hall at 1 on @BBCRadio3 CΓ©sar Franck πŸ‘ŒEXTRA EXTRA, roll up and get your creepshots, we’ve got creepshots of some mourning, we’ve got upskirts of the grie… https://t.co/7jqPoAXULs
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @terrychristian Lend us a fiverOne day, and that day may come, but it's not today, I will not smirk at the term "organ enthusiast" @BBCRadio3 @JamesMelville No question πŸ‘Œ @spittingcat @KayBurley Dominic has advised him that the optics wouldn't look good. Also the boosToday's lost shopping list... https://t.co/0nlxeey1Oz @Bxkid7 I think you'll like this Kid. The Peter Serafinowicz Show. This guy is so talented https://t.co/3zK5MEdajZ @JonathanPieNews "Viral sensation" Makes you sound like a glamorous herpeFloods. Top team steps in. https://t.co/19kOSJfSbO
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±He don't need no stinkin' expensive CGI...! #IngeniousIllusion https://t.co/TktOGaKDtc
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±Damn, that sounds awful! https://t.co/xxUebBRC3Z
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±Grandma has no chill! https://t.co/8re3Sk9EBw
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @stonecold2050 Carter belongs on Rushmoor, Trump belongs on Limbaugh @1jcmaxwell Twin suns will do that. Theres not enough sun block in the galaxy. There do seem to be enough pies however
2/17
2020
@BJennings90 @guardian Genius πŸ‘Œ @RobotLong The Archers. The 40s Wes Anderson? @MarcCorbishley Ohhhh yes. Who remembers the clinker too? @RobotLong It's beautiful and slightly bonkers (The Glue Man) SO Powell and Pressburger @Bxkid7 You hear more dialogue in this one. The poor guy "There's just shit everywhere" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/y3j7qTOC3D @laurenlaverne That was such a moving Desert Island Discs today. What a great guy. Plus. He's mates with… https://t.co/4oJEJsNQg0Sunday afternoon on her camouflage blanket watching new @Bxkid7 Still Game review with meπŸ‘Œ #Autumn https://t.co/XVEMZELSh5 @ComedyTiming True Dat. Here's Autumn on her You Can't See Me blanket, watching Curb Your Enthusiasm with me just n… https://t.co/SZiz0SlAU9 @drjoelshulkin My Dinner With Andre"Well, it's inclusive, informative, educational, edifying, unique, beloved of millions, a lifeline for many across… https://t.co/oS8vbDUQUu
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±The Overton Window is now a conservatory in Marine Le Pen’s back yard. Truly horrible story, this: https://t.co/QGQwuIV904
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±#petshopboys @petshopboys From today's @dailystar "They are still peeved they they don't get played on BBC Radio 1… https://t.co/migp29AowB
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ±when she dropped the ball πŸ˜‚ (martha_and_me1 IG) https://t.co/IQoa957C4X
Retweeted by Brendan Returned 🌈 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ± @ComedyTiming @RadioWoking Niall Horan likes to say Nice to Meet Ya. "Didn't go down well at the Royal Variety line… https://t.co/arpSqtGe6k
2/16
2020

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