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Founder of @FanPlanInfo - Loves the Denver & Colorado music and tech communities. Laughs a lot. Knows @greeblehaus well. Knew MrLady before the change.

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Joined Twitter 10/9/07


@jpostman For a friend sure we understand
12/5
2020
My battery is about to d @NostrADAMusly @Greeblehaus One could. One certainly could argue.Do you ever lose focus when tweeting of a bird flew by the window washers on skyscrapers are taller than there’s be… https://t.co/3hlODQJGFM @daisycakes Because that’s where they KNOW me. My people are THERE. @NostrADAMusly @Greeblehaus I’ll always be here for you any path you choose. #ubuThere was a time my arguments were that Prince was better than Michael Jackson. I thought that was stress. @NostrADAMusly @Greeblehaus I’m sure it was. The first wheel was made of wood (stone?) and the first computers work… https://t.co/wM9dzF8jvl @NostrADAMusly @Greeblehaus Damn right! Stand your ground and fight! #likesteampower @NostrADAMusly You and @Greeblehaus are the last 2. @msitarzewski I always think of eating Swiss cheese when someone says this but this really is pretty amazing. @NicJaMberg That’s crazy talk! Nobody got time for that. @NicJaMberg You kids are adorable ;) @zenaweist +1 or 2...This is for today’s holidays https://t.co/6De7K4NKCGStarting Jan 1, everyone who voted for Biden will be sued for treason. #wackyworld @OneRedWall Perfect. @WalkrXY Yes!!!Can’t wait to hear new music from all of these! https://t.co/qWmvIZnG2h @paul_shinn @QualityFrog Maybe you won’t need those increments to be accurate?Wooohooo! Congratulations to the top 10! Let the music nerd mayhem commence! https://t.co/KHas3HBF3M
12/4
2020
I taste no poodle in this snickerdoodle ice cream. #ripoffMen trying to find new ways to bond during the pandemic. — Don’t suffer in silence guys. Reach out. It’s ok. https://t.co/ipz3m20bwX @plexus12 @Greeblehaus Catzillas! Meowzillas? @kcfaul Ugh. So sorry. @WalkrXY So it wasn’t an abstinence program? Huh.
12/3
2020
@Greeblehaus Every day, I take multiple actions that will prevent me from ever having to deal with this situation.… https://t.co/u3k691ZY3vI’m a grower. https://t.co/Sb2EAgEhER @scottpantall His (lawyers’) long game is to get everyone to defend sites so he can create a shit show evil site an… https://t.co/R9qOYZfniBThanks to @inthewhale for helping me work through things this year. https://t.co/qHEqgtirz2
12/2
2020
@frogtosser Ha! At first I thought he was wearing a shirt with his name on it. @myerman Wow. Just wow.
12/1
2020
Web-enabled software updates means our users can do all the testing, right? They find it, we fix it! #hatethemIt’s just funny. I can’t not laugh. https://t.co/hQDoPZJspU @Greeblehaus @misskubelik I don’t want to talk about this until after my therapy session this week. @justthisguy In the 80s ballads were everywhere.
11/30
2020
@lzzcat For every choice there is a consequence...
11/29
2020
@jenleighc Clearly the acid vomit is reflux caused by stress and loneliness. Not to mention social anxiety when for… https://t.co/6VCfFbSzfy
11/28
2020
If Mando kills the big acid vomitting snake thing, does the species go extinct? Is it the last one? Sure it's eatin… https://t.co/Pl7fgWMSGy @palinode That’s one of the problems in Thailand now. All out of typewriters and too many monkeys saying “Told you this would happen” @jenleighc Absolutely. Is there a word for that? Like shart, but for burps. @lzzcat You all got engaged to each other! That’s even better! Congrats!
11/27
2020
VR sex is going mainstream. This could make the opioid epidemic look like the quirky fad. #thanksgivingzoomtopics https://t.co/RR735VpTP6This is all I’m having. No UTIs this year. https://t.co/4MRzAABxbh @kciR_kcimA Oooooo that could be problematic. @alizasherman If autocorrect is right, duck.Did you know: COVID Thanksgiving can also be Naked Thanksgiving! https://t.co/YoThsfLnby @engineeringamy Maybe that explains Jesus too?There’s a fine line between orange zest and bloody knuckles. https://t.co/2jwvVWk3tr#2020Bingo The year of the zombie mutant killer COVID minks.
11/26
2020
Welcome to switching the swing kick in your dirty heart, Baby Shabooh. It's an INXS day. @laughmom Hahahaha hell no. Caffeine and setting others’ expectations low are key. @Greeblehaus I’m not even sure of her SSN.During difficult times I have always turned to cooking. This year, I wanted to share one of my family’s favorite Th… https://t.co/WUja7DeEBg
Retweeted by Black Lives Matter. Bugfrog“The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.” -Elvis Presley #ArtistAndSoul
Retweeted by Black Lives Matter. BugfrogShould we all (or at least 80 million of us) start shipping sage to the White House for the cleansing?
11/25
2020
@justthisguy Excellent point!The timing and placement of news in my feed is truly creepy. https://t.co/rCT85hiUm6QOTD https://t.co/FgZpxDXbxhPowder Day! #basinatokefacts #abasin https://t.co/qHgbuwy3FB
Retweeted by Black Lives Matter. Bugfrog @LinSmitty Crunchy or Puffs preference?What does vehicle ownership have to do with anyone’s right to vote? Nothing. Clearly criminal voter suppression. https://t.co/qvZpEqPZcJ
11/24
2020
Clarity is a double edge sword best held with a gloved hand, extended far from the body and any bystanders.
11/23
2020
@katatwell I JUST read this today - But it's moose, so probably not the same. https://t.co/Iq6RAtJQftIf you likes the rock, check out this new release - Crosses by @IntheWhale https://t.co/6rx1fTAkCY #NowPlaying @JinDenver @AOL AOL is still around? Wow. @inthewhale Loving this!
11/22
2020
I know they are incredibly tough and smart, but the name Seals really doesn’t inspire fear at first listen. Neither… https://t.co/R7QPpuYRgp“Crosses,” our new single, is out NOW! Check out the video here and share it like your life depends on it! Video:… https://t.co/DPInR4xIX3
Retweeted by Black Lives Matter. Bugfrog
11/21
2020
John Davidson, Sarah Purcell, Skip Stevenson, and Byron Allen are reuniting for the new That's Incredible! to cover… https://t.co/bI0ocMBvtJ @dbinkowski This just writes itself. https://t.co/Uz0dNjKZae @kcfaul Coffee!!! @trypnotik Redirecting
11/20
2020
@dbinkowski Fifty bucks more says he eats it. @JRehling The slightest nudge now will amplify to a powerful influence then! I just ate a butterfly. #2048forChangeCovid-19 is female. . There. I fixed it so Republicans will fight to control it. @trypnotik Every time a redirect happens on a site, it would be fun to hear “Redirecting...” in a Siri like voice.… https://t.co/FWG2HQfXmt @thespeirsnebula I laughed a little. And then waited."Currently there are no calls ahead of you. Your wait time will be 4 minutes." WTF?Own your content. YouTube just adjusted TOS so they can monetize on your videos even if you can't yet. There's no s… https://t.co/1ua5QKyDc8Mixing up @Bacardi Ocho rum and chai tea - this drink is going to work for me. #thehappiesthour @palinode Free flow or no go! #puddlesforpeoplesReady to watch Bacardi pros mix up some Thanksgiving libations - let’s light this rum! I mean candle! #thehappiesthour
11/19
2020
If we pardon him, he will not go away. He'll do more.
11/18
2020
@OneRedWall @Greeblehaus Some of us prefer fatherly wisdocisms, but at least I'm getting gigs!Holding the trials on a cruise instead of the Hague or Nuremberg is an interesting idea, but is this the right time… https://t.co/KiBwAzEXCM @hobohumpinslobo @rudygobert27 https://t.co/ZAnMBKwMHqBest travel? This must be the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon. They really did discover water! https://t.co/utm4oizuYaSillyjism: an argumentative logical fallacy perpetrated by people who want to hear their own voice. i.e. A: The go… https://t.co/Xwdpgsp8NF
11/17
2020
@robsarvis Not a dream sequence?
11/15
2020
Things that come out of a 400 degree oven seem to be about 400 degrees.COVID has reminded me of the joy of being home and getting f’d up listening to incredible music. @rondoyleco @solomongeorgio I’ve been blocked. But that’s legitimizing, right?My youngling was born on Friday the 13th so will always be a super lucky day! Happy 13th! @jpostman CAPS LOCK ABSOLVES ALL SINS
11/14
2020
@MikeEgeberg @hughhowey I've read the Silo saga (h/t @stiricide who always knows great books) and am digging Jemisi… https://t.co/4Ks3UFy6AXThis week's reading list included Kurt Vonnegut, Abbey Hofffman, Isaac Asimov, the Harvard Lampoon and N.K. Jemisin… https://t.co/iiLoHhvwk0 @gmault It is - right in front of Irish Snug. I put in my card and it went all the way into the meter.I had one meeting today and it just cancelled. #shipwithnoanchor @Denver_dan I finally got to the end (hopefully) of that serial dream and found out it wasn’t you. Sorry for the confusion.
11/13
2020

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