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Joined Twitter 6/4/09


Listen to the end for the kicker. https://t.co/BTDaHbBsrL @Exposing40 @FrankiCookney Spoke to him on the phone once for a story and told him I used to have a poster of him o… https://t.co/LDYbZawrS8 @JoshNeicho @Birdyword That's actually a really great commission. @AccidentalP "Oh aye, you're alright with that, like, cos it's a race of people and it's a food." https://t.co/KFSd4AAqOh @JoshNeicho @Birdyword I bet it's peanuts compared to what the virus is paying JHB and T*by Yo*ng. @Birdyword Looks like pretty good value to me.
1/15
2021
On the other hand, there are Viagogo's Trustpilot reviews... https://t.co/9ZYOhK61tb https://t.co/gV8hPu5S7jRutte's 🇳🇱government is at risk after tax officials wrongly accused thousands of parents of fraud, plunging familie… https://t.co/UwAIOTsMkH
Retweeted by Rob Davies @welprich @pennyb I'm just the marketing guy, you'll need to speak to tech support about that. @welprich @pennyb You can programme them to say that, yes. @welprich @pennyb These all sound like they apply to sex dolls. Possibly Care Bear sex dolls, I can't say for sure.‘The international community is part of our enduring problem in Uganda. Now it must stand with those fighting tyran… https://t.co/RY658XxsII
Retweeted by Rob DaviesA beautifully executed demonstration of the problem with First Past the Post, courtesy of @DehennaDavisonhttps://t.co/T5dAPpU2Ax
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1/14
2021
@NathanAClark Just...stay on the pitch at half time, playing five a side? @Padsky Yeah I'd like to see us really go at teams and we haven't done that. But we've had a fair few chances. Didn't put them away.Not sure you can blame Mourinho for this one. Lots of chances to score but either we blew it or the keeper made a great save. #thfc #coys @patricksturg They might be saved by Brighton being even worse in front of goal. @pedesign Follow and I'll DMGood luck to #THFC this evening who are playing away to Villa and at home to Fulham at the same time https://t.co/AW9MUOiv7z
Retweeted by Rob Davies @stevesharman81 @gamblinglamb I'm only allowed to select five defenders, so no. @rhymerrigby The potato is the canvas upon which great art can be created.All @Airbnb and @HotelTonight reservations in Washington D.C. will be cancelled and new reservations blocked for th… https://t.co/V4wiFsYQtL
Retweeted by Rob Davies @stevesharman81 @gamblinglamb My FPL this season has exactly mirrored Spurs. Raced to the top of the table, looked… https://t.co/0bSeuHJqAK @gamblinglamb I wouldn't worry. I played a free hit to ensure I got 11 players on the pitch and hardly any of them… https://t.co/XKBO827G5H @OpenMoney_ajm Hi, can you follow so I can DM?
1/13
2021
NEW Chartwells statement here addressing the #FreeSchoolMeals boxes criticised today https://t.co/o1SKDpwpf2
Retweeted by Rob Davies @joshspero @Petercampbell1 @helenbarrett By the time I next get my hair cut I'll have enough spare to see you throu… https://t.co/V5SeeSngQgFord has raised the UK list prices of some of its models, blaming post-Brexit 'rules of origin' tariffs. @Autocar r… https://t.co/HaUGkXiB04
Retweeted by Rob Davies @DBanksy Would definitely buy a fake coronavirus cure from you. That's what the good bishop was selling last year, according to The Sun.Kudos to my Not On Twitter friend for Nuncio Bitcoin Magi. @NickCohen4 One crucial difference. Hayward's comment was a gaffe, not a carefully-chosen doubling down. @NickCohen4 Echoes of Tony Hayward's "I want my life back" after the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.Wanted to share key points from a conversation with @Chartwells_UK this morning. There is a meeting scheduled betwe… https://t.co/EJ0g7LNtzg
Retweeted by Rob Davies @ByRobDavies The Right Reverend Trump Hugandkiss
Retweeted by Rob Davies @Terry_Bull19 Almost certainly on a no-fly list. @dlknowles @tomjrowley Not really sure what this is about but I can tell you what it's NOT about. @jamiecweir Nice, this gives me another shot. Monsignor Vaccine Sheep“When was the last time you had fun?” https://t.co/jyC5tKKmn1
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Retweeted by Rob DaviesI'm Deacon Brexit KinduncleJust saw an advert for a miracle-working event held by a Bishop Climate Wiseman (recently caught selling coronaviru… https://t.co/JlCQLOCiaUSince Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest… https://t.co/kQsaNwakGe
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1/12
2021
There is a picture but...I dunno. This isn't MailOnline, I don't just publish graphic death shots for clicks. @andrewjteacher We've just not really had a rodent problem before. Maybe they've been disposing of the bodies befor… https://t.co/GdhpkL8ZQGThis is the first useful thing they've done in four years.My cats just killed a mouse in the living room and I...honestly...I'm just...so PROUD. 😭 @Harry_Rose Have the vaccine administered by the heroes of local football teams. "Your jab will be at 3.30am, you… https://t.co/I5xyDCNdiKTwitter shares down 8.7pc pre market so we can calculate the value of Donald Trump at approximately $3.7bn https://t.co/TMxLOX7Blm
Retweeted by Rob Davies @farrell_s Probably shouldn't tweet about these things on my day off when I'm in the middle of running errands and… https://t.co/RALsu1Fk9EAh, hadn't seen when I tweeted that he's off to DAZN. Presumably a v juicy offer and he figures he's out of a job soon anyway.Very odd for Entain CEO Shay Segev to step down in the middle of a live bid situation. He's only been there five mi… https://t.co/3DkBJP0LPgHere is a compilation of the domestic terrorists being arrested to “Layla” #Goodfellas #CapitolRiot #airportarresthttps://t.co/8CdUxi7ASn
Retweeted by Rob DaviesOne year ago today: -‘First death from mystery illness’ https://t.co/VmGT8ixEoe
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1/11
2021
@HayleyDLondon No I'm down. Do it and deal with the shame after. @HayleyDLondon A milk chocolate Kit-Kat is Jesus to the white chocolate Kit-Kat's Lucifer, don't @ me.To visually show you the differences. https://t.co/69N0BDqRKK
Retweeted by Rob Davies @HayleyDLondon There you have it. You bought something evil and without this accident you'd have eaten it.👋 https://t.co/ftzsXoCjgw
Retweeted by Rob Davies @yeedo Had you down as a battered tofu man! @omitbdf @PhilipH21343285 Sex has famously never been used to sell products. @jamiecweir Well...I can certainly agree that there are mitigating circs. But I still think he's been very bad. @jamiecweir Still got to turn up and get your head in the game. Sure there are excuses but if you get a chance to i… https://t.co/cb2IpgLgQMGedson has been legit bad. Against trainee plumbers and binmen. #thfc #coysShame not to see Ndombele come on. That would be a sight to see against this lot. @marktattersall1 I thought about it but I'm glad you took the risk rather than me. @t_calverley Hart's in goal so get an effort or two on target and you're in with a shout.OK I'm done.I wonder if Marine forward Michael Howard has something of the night about him.I wonder if this game is the second peak in the career of Marine substitute David Lynch. @t_calverley West Ham pulled it back to 3-3 in the last ten minutes after playing worse! @jamiecweir 90+4 Hart spills a routine cross to give Marine a tap-in. 1-1.Right. 1-0. Let’s sit back and see this one out
Retweeted by Rob Davies @WindyCOYS Leader in the dressing room. Second choice to Passant though, let's not be silly.Not saying Joe Hart has found his level but... @Jamie_D_T It's not nothing.I wonder if Marine's right-sided centre back has ever quoth "Never more!"I wonder if Marine's left back has any portraits of himself as a young man.I wonder if Marine's manager has a heart of gold?Not saying Gedson has found his level but he doesn't look massively out of place. @MrHarryCole I've not had many better lunches on a Sunday shift. Mind you, Beer & Burger opposite the Graun office ain't too shabby. @ben_machell If that's true, why is a naked and angry Jonathan Pearce rifling through my bins shouting menacing thi… https://t.co/Jv0U8eDot5When the no crowds allowed issue doesn't affect you because your garden backs on to the pitch. https://t.co/Tcc5FevDoh
Retweeted by Rob DaviesLeeds getting pumped 3-0 at Crawley is really going to test the limits of commentators praising them for playing ni… https://t.co/ZkPOATHEa9 @MrHarryCole Will try not to answer from my wife's Twitter account next time. That way madness lies. @MrHarryCole It was only there to sit in the base of the dish for the slow roast lamb but the whole thing worked a… https://t.co/OB1t085LZMI'm in a food coma and I've got half a shift still to do. Britain faces a roast dinner-related productivity crisis.Boris Johnson and Michael Gove have spent years making misleading claims about what Brexit would mean. Now their deal speaks the truth.
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1/10
2021
@crablabuk Not worried about overcooking, more that the fat might not come out properly. It's lamb stock, going to… https://t.co/6PCwwlSxjy @crablabuk And then put the heat back on for a bit? tomorrow? Or just rely on the overnight soak to do the rest of the work?Why did I commit myself to making stock an hour ago? I'm knackered but now have to sit up while some bones boil for… https://t.co/3LsLyYbWyZLast March, Robert Jenrick said no one should lose their home as a result of the pandemic. Tonight, FOI data shows… https://t.co/Ycmm6KQQT3
Retweeted by Rob Davies @FairandOpen I've already asked for the report but they haven't agreed to give it to me. I've seen an executive sum… https://t.co/SO8Rn5462a @dh21082019 Perfectly fair point.Hi there, I'm new to Twitter and looking to make new friends.
Retweeted by Rob Davies @the_bigstep True but I was more getting at the fact that we didn't have 8.15s before the whistle-to-whistle ban, w… https://t.co/E1mhtsWc1PNew from me: students recruited by @toadmeister’s Free Speech Union for campaign accuse him/organisers of astroturf… https://t.co/cbYpjCIBFt
Retweeted by Rob Davies @PaulSculpher @GambleWithLives I speak to good people in the industry a lot. They are very poorly served by some of… https://t.co/JBFt1T9Ax1
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2021

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